[generated output in 1 tries] THE FRIARS CLUB written by alec berg, jeff schaffer, jennifer crittenden, david mandel INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY george smiles and flirtatious looks are exchanged. jerry is looking in my body you will need to get out of the worst part of GEORGE what about thi- LADY that's right. it's just too bad. I am a yankee, sir, first and kramer look round the doorframe with his appartment? LADY lady, i'm not kidding, you should just come over? LADY on behalf of my campaign staff has received A dishevelled and muddy jack klompus yet? INT. PARKING GARAGE - ONE HOUR LATER the old man catches up to him SALES WOMAN mr. o'brien? GEORGE I can't believe what kramer did a tremendous job cleaning that apartment. SALES WOMAN the asking price is the boyfriend still in the first george at the tennis court. jerry is on the knob as you don't like her? JERRY ok, see you later. from the viewing gallery. how would you like that? GEORGE hey, it's a breeze. JERRY have you committed. but y'know CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen of the dishwashing liquid? it was bawdy talk. applause from off camera, then bania walks up to his answering machine's broken, so I had the anger and intensity that I reimburse the trainer for BANIA some woman named pauline. was already done and didn't take your car? JERRY i'm right here. BANIA puke? that's a big show. you GEORGE oh, right. um, well, his false teeth got mangled up in the mouth. JERRY oh, my god... GEORGE yeah. hey! hey! come on! george exits with the name of the apartment that always smells like potatoes? SHLOMO I thought he got into a parked volvo. SLIPPERY PETE we're stealing it. george comes in the doctor's office. and . . it's in human. JERRY okay dokey GEORGE blanket. JERRY the light! NOW JERRY TAKES THE BABY SHOWER ELAINE why? what's one thing got to breast feed in public. KRAMER oh? who's leo? ELAINE so, you may have mentioned it. GEORGE this guy a dentist and a safety helmet is on his GEORGE look at all concerned that perhaps you could do the medical establishment, see, they tried to tell them. if anything ELAINE yeah I knew I was supposed to have a situation like this, totally unreal, JERRY I still have the apartment, round the doorframe with his mother. she goes for her boyfriend. jerry runs into traffic. he runs into the JERRY yes, I tell you LISI 20 minutes. JERRY rachel! lisi is in a position GEORGE because i'm the man. JERRY what are we going? KRAMER no no no, you don't! no woods. I love that shirt. you think it's a damn shame! GEORGE oh, no, no, I said hey! JERRY but you said anything to you, wilhelm. GEORGE yeah, but maybe you could ask to think about it? just think it's curdled. JERRY hey. GEORGE colin o'brien. JERRY giddee up! GEORGE what, to see the saab factory? JERRY are you gettin'? KRAMER he wants the bike? JERRY yes you did. I don't want you to be here three days after they took a shower? CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen. welcome to this guy who yelled out. bania and jenna leave. KRAMER well, all of them? there. NEWMAN yeah, but an 85? KRAMER remember when we pick up a story as they appeared on TV where they could use some food for you. newman reaches across and takes notice. cut to g's car jerry goes to roll down the hall. KRAMER ya. JERRY hi ralph. KRAMER real boss! JERRY is my bike! ELAINE what? well, you know, these sneakers, in case there's a lot of money. poppie does very well...very well. JERRY hey, hey! I don't even think about it, and ELAINE when do I know? JERRY I mean when I slowed down to the auto shop. elaine arrives. ELAINE hey. lamar drives up in a 747, reading a paperback. LAMAR where you just started sniffing? he hands the ketchup back to jerry's. JERRY oh. LAMAR what was that? ELAINE how was your fault. books, books, I need to be like a murphy. JERRY that's not a photograph, I need you to come all the more reason to give them a liar! ELAINE you're crazy. they see one so nice? JERRY most men dare not dream of! LISI what you said. JERRY oh...well... LISI lovely evening. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY jerry puts down a hallway. jerry removes his coat and sits JERRY it's too soon. i'm planning a wednesday call. KRAMER do you come up with all due respect sir, it's family only. GEORGE pamela?! awright, I tell ya', knowing you is like certifiably nice. KRAMER hi. GEORGE because my parents gave it to KRAMER I think everything else has changed. but toilet paper over here when I told you. they're relationship killers. too bad about it, then jumps again as he finishes he tears the JERRY i'm just gonna be simmering with boils. KRAMER he said to me. most days, the doctors JERRY you're an errand girl, sent by grocery clerks, to collect his dog. farfel is barking. KRAMER I expect you both for being so honest. KRAMER hey. JERRY na.. KRAMER yeah. george really likes him. bumps another scooter as its owner and some fire fighters run in. store. MAN what's the problem? george enters and has been repaired and she's absolutely beautiful. MAN it's up to himself. WOMAN yeah I guess. jerry and george. sweat. kramer and lloyd sit on newman's couch. elaine with her nose! i'm so sorry roy, but actually, we're going to the bachelor auction. BANIA what size are you? kramer!?! kramer!!? KRAMER and then assuming the strike is resolved, on april 14th, we, ah, JERRY so how much are we gonna get us in paris. KRAMER i'll tell you again, we're gonna have any furniture? JERRY yeah but if you could master this, you'll never come back. I KRAMER are you performing tomorrow night? JERRY well, it wouldn't matter to me. GEORGE yeah? well, I was a miscommunication. JERRY eh...varnsen. kel varnsen. actually, this is a place to work? I GEORGE uh, it was ten stories high if he made a mistake! george is removing his coat. JERRY of course. it's garbage. no oranges. jerry's door opens and kramer at doctor's JERRY well, sit on one ELAINE laughing awkwardly: oh. right. good one. THEY ALL GET IN THE DOOR. ELAINE hey, you know...i had a ping pong table. we were aggressive, we didn't go. sheila and I shampoo'ed, so... ELAINE hi. NOW THEY SPOT HER. ELAINE what are you, how gorgeous? JERRY what? ELAINE ach, maybe. JERRY actually I thought he was just so emotionally JERRY yeah. specifically 9:30 shows. seen any good anyway! so you heard anything about the books. SECURITY GUARD uh huh. JERRY I don't need a cake sitting on a second. I can't go to prison? JERRY really? ELAINE really? JERRY so have you ever been down there? GEORGE all right. don't change me. susan. don't change me. ya know, I, I...I could take anything I need someone a little funny calling somebody maestro. JERRY it was that's responsible for the most beautiful woman are still cramped from that blonde INT. PARKING GARAGE - ONE HOUR LATER elaine is waiting for my friend? ALL bye, now... WALTER oh he's uh, helping me install a much larger and more agitated. everyone stops laughing. FEMALE WORKER it's carrot. it's good to see you. ELAINE jerry. it's okay. elaine looks over at him, looking somewhat irritated by the car. KRAMER are too. and entering. I wouldn't have JERRY didn't you go to the other side of the idea of having the keys are locked inside! KRAMER exactly JERRY well, how much mental energy I KRAMER now you're getting on a mission from god. JERRY okay, okay. KRAMER they're from your age group I didn't make it. HE EXITS. JERRY I can't. if I told you I admire morty and sid, look on, concerned. WE GOTTA GO! IT'S 8 47! SECURITY GUARD what's the difference?! JERRY A smirk? INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING mr. steinbrenner at yankee stadium all the problems of puberty, i'm ELAINE where's your hose?! PETERMAN elaine, do you want something to eat. EALINE um, excuse me, jerry? i'm stu chermak. i'm with plaza cable. PETERMAN that noise. that's the second day I was spitting out and asking you for eight hours of sleep because of the board of directors. mr. steinbrenner is sitting on it. EALINE ohh... PETERMAN ha ha ha mr. steinbrenner at yankee stadium in rush EALINE what is the best thing we knew, the war was over. PETERMAN bad news, people. peggy is home sick. mr. peterman enters at a booth, discussing the previous night. george EALINE hello? PETERMAN and I laughed and I don't memorize language, I memorize color. this way he does. ELAINE ok, why? why did I tell ya? PETERMAN sotheby's is having a baby already. EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry hold up a story to tell ya something else. stan's advice has JERRY too domestic. jerry hears a loud knocking from the newspaper on a LISI well, I just talked business. lisi leaves. LISI are you doing here? she could meet. now you gotta give him a card? JERRY hey, there's uncle milty. LISI out! EXT. BARRICADE - DAY jerry and george are entering jerry's apartment JERRY see, I wouldn't want to see your sister... kramer with those packages. KRAMER no. no it's ok, don't be fooling around back here. JERRY kramer!!! GEORGE all right, i'm worming. JERRY well obviously GEORGE smile. JERRY so why GEORGE I gotta be kidding, how come? why did you think? JERRY I think maybe you're faking. country right next to you! you said you were gonna use them. oh, you didn't.. GEORGE oh, so hopelessness is the nicest thing anyone has ever tried to tear it open. JERRY alright, so *I* had wooden teeth! *you* had wooden teeth! *I* phone rings. elaine hesitates and lets it ring. she finally pissed off the market. JERRY she might not even my car, it's a waste of my stuff. thank them.. GEORGE this is a very good i'd like you gotta get going. JERRY yes. GEORGE ah ha. JERRY what do you people call you pimple popper MD! GEORGE i'm not reneging. lisi is sitting at an outdoor cafe in pakistan. LISI so, what did you have any place but down now, ya know? JERRY forget the money. it's my father's used to live with it? LISI uh-huh. uh-huh. mm-hmm. uh-huh... JERRY am I doing? LISI well, I have to do jerry? JERRY both times i've seen people do have a fridge, do you? jerry clicks. JERRY I mean, I see a women with her, elaine. she's in the race! KRAMER six months ago. she's already remarried. GEORGE sstill love. still love. JERRY what happened? GEORGE I show up. may not know, he has no business living amongst us. vile, USELESS BEASTS . . person. JERRY A female orgasm is kinda like this every week, except me. needless to say, I turn my life is peterman's. now the hunted becomes the hunter. GEORGE no. JERRY great. one of the hatian voodoo rattle torture! you haven't won. do KRAMER hey, I offered them 25, they had fun. they were just humouring ELAINE hi, I was in a civilized way. JERRY how did he leave a mesage like that so inconceivable? ELAINE diapers. JERRY yeah, but this time, she'll respect me. ELAINE anyway ... so if it was really a bubble. A lot of guys are both staring over at the drug store! he's no pharmacist. ELAINE meanwhile mr. pitt's desk rings. jerry answers. PRIEST leave me! you and having sex. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY jerry hold up a hamburger while holding george's wallet. JERRY you may be hard for you at least you probably had a pony. jerry smiles and looks expectant. JERRY yes, it was. KRAMER you gonna call the police, there's a couple of people see kramer stands, shirtless, in jerry's apartment the next two years. it's a fact george? KRAMER oh, we all just have to be a massive conspiracy. who knows what JERRY i'll give you a break. KRAMER so , you hold on a lie. GEORGE he was what? KRAMER no jerry! I didn't notice the voice. GEORGE there's a knock at the coffee thing? JERRY so, what is that? GEORGE yeah. let's go. come on. JERRY look at this. ELAINE its killing me, I never met her. she's five-three, like a club. you talk to this behavior? is it alright if I have every day is shot! KRAMER bennette right ? elaine goes back to steve sitting alone in a gesture of total squares. JERRY look. just, forget it, it's not flattering in the house. ELAINE you're giving him discomfort. jerry's apoartment KRAMER oh, elaine just left me at the theatre. JERRY you did?! KRAMER they got a haircut but you wind up kramer and george are at the knights of columbus? JERRY it's on TV. NEWMAN hi babs back to that garage door. PASSENGER ow! ow!! ELAINE you got a problem for me. comprehension problem. no what I mean? there's nothing on it. puddy sits down at the door. he's still suspicious, and waits. elaine tries the door. WOMAN make your-self comfortable. PUDDY two and a fork? did you give me one of those things so hard my head above water? that L.A. is a masked man taking the family to disneyworld next week. ELAINE hey, guess what. i've got some body on her! PUDDY sorry, thou shalt not steal. elaine laughs, loud and long, causing jerry and meryl in bed asleep. kramer enters after elaine, banging his pipe on the street. her neck problem means she has this power and use the bathroom, talking to him? ELAINE how can I have enough time to get home and start working on your tape recorder. PHONE mr. morgan how was work? another day, another dollar? ELAINE no, no. no PHONE MAN look, I feel bad. the dominican smiles back. ELAINE AND GEORGE nah. A dishevelled and muddy jack klompus approaches the man who sounds like toys R us maybe won't be like a note or something? ELAINE but she was happy someone finally said it. she tried to scream EXT. CITY STREET - DAY elaine recognises the guy. MAN every wake-up call I make is important. tell him what to tell people I know you could've thrown a pencil tied to the airport.. ELAINE what about ponies? what do you think we MAN NO.2 lost 72. ELAINE sure! MAN hey! wait, wait, wait a minute. kramer, kramer... hold on there.. that's a real smart guy too. he's a punk, a patsy, a hack. ELAINE so, that's the one who cooks around here! MAN NO.3 how'd you like to balance a plate and i'll wait in the car. ELAINE you know what that is so clever! MAN that was only joking michael! sorry. INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR - DAY elaine in jerry's apartment. jerry is on the phone. he's ELAINE I got these people are gonna go eat? PHONE MAN oh, you gotta shoot this movie the other day... ELAINE how can I possibly interfere? PHONE MAN I didn't. ELAINE where am I crazy, or is it because men think if you must. but let me do my scene partner. PHONE MAN I have. what am I supposed to get a job. can I help you? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING JERRY yeah, I got a great player. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY george storms out. JERRY hey, would you turn it. KRAMER hey, what are friends of a tumble JERRY well what'dya want me there. you see what he wants. timeslot. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jerry seinfeld! jerry leaves. JERRY few do. he drops the catalogue ad nauseum. no, I was a couple of people. JERRY 35, and george, you'll be going on the couch, watching baseball on TV. LAMAR jackass! KRAMER no paper? kramer walks up to play ping pong? I was promised this comedy club that JERRY tongue? NEWMAN hello jerry. so, any luck with that. back here. i'm living in this business if you can't spare it, there's so much PASSENGER 1 they don't make it? i'll just cross and meet olympia dukakis. ELAINE I tell you what i'm going to call us. comprehension problem. no what I mean. puddy entering monk's in a while if we bring elaine in, it's going to do? I gotta go. WOMAN see this woman in the elevator. PUDDY hey benes, how are you? that's the person with whom there are no delicatessens under communism. ELAINE jerry, that crazy straight-armed woman down to the first day of spring is the sanitary condition of the bris and... CAB DRIVER where to? ELAINE what about your she has no pants on. he wears a cape? EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine and kramer enters, wearing his fur coat. ELAINE oh, dear. gammy might be a communist. thick as they wait, they're people-watching. bobby dials 911. BOBBY hey, ... EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY jerry turns back to my folks. JERRY ah, see, now you're going to do wtih any of you that's ELAINE well did you know that she is my name? who am I? anyway. I already got the job. KRAMER yes, because the judge decrees that he had to make you both think. ELAINE do I feel cheap and violated. KRAMER uh, no, see, we didn't have this woman votes to throw me out. ELAINE what ? what happened to the couch, past the register, to where jerry and george are talking. JERRY possibly, but then I never touch them. GEORGE obviously. JERRY I got a little lost. you from me. THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. JERRY it's a barbaric ritual. KRAMER no. no, I never should have seen the show? JERRY okay. i'm just saying... KRAMER that's okay. he doesn't handle my money, mister, and I fell. JERRY it's good to see the new yorker, I don't know. GEORGE no. now i'll always be a part of it all! it's caliente, jerry! JERRY where are you looking at? kramer walks in and interrupts. KRAMER i'm going to hell with this, i'm scared that something terrible will happen. kramer collects the winnings. A big screen TV? at that point, I have to cover his face. the only way you're staying with us in a booth. JERRY I thought he looked me up with her friend KRAMER they are the odds? he couldn't take you to know what's going on over and over again? or does jerry know about the gift, I didn't get any sleep you kept begging me to biff loman, very encouraging. the ELAINE 86th and broadway please. JERRY oh, right. ELAINE if I show up tonight. you know, elaine, very often we cannot see who's speaking. ELAINE you know, I don't care. PRIEST no, I brought a brown sweater. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY jerry stares, stunned. MAN #1 vern, page, preston, don't you think he'll be back in business, baby! JERRY where are the values that I know you ought to be MAN I didn't. my friend wendy. KRAMER no, I want you to go. george walks in and give him 24 hours before seeing the pilot was awful. it failed. bumps a paint can which knocks over a woman? store. MAN I told frank he could wash them. george crosses the hall and get a mouton cadet? GEORGE I mean, if anything you're getting old. george begins to follow. JERRY no. jacket and carefully slips it over your face. GEORGE obviously. JERRY could you help me jerry! GEORGE why did she do? JERRY the bris? KRAMER he worked so hard and then we'll talk about hotels, or do you need five mangos for? JERRY well maybe there should be making jokes like that? KRAMER hey. GEORGE who goes *anywhere* with newman?! ELAINE yeah. GEORGE I know how you doing? JERRY wouldn't it just got here. my old kramer puts the scissors close up KRAMER hey. there is just cranberry juice. PUERTO RICAN DAY KRAMER I told you, it went okay. kramer is CINDY you know, it's strange, because he's scared, jerry. JERRY gwen? CINDY no. my money. JERRY if he doesn't even belong to her. CINDY no. my money. JERRY so you pretend like it CINDY I don't know, but they don't allow outside drinks in the morning of the pain. JERRY why not? CINDY what do you got any room on that chair, by the end of the stars from the adding machine JERRY well you know my policy. as the bible says; thou who cureth, can maketh ill. JERRY well this is a dinner table and ELAINE how dare they?! JERRY thank you. ELAINE yeah. KRAMER it's a very eligible lesbian. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY GEORGE please, doctor. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT KRAMER you scream good. ELAINE that's just some crazy notion. jerry, this is a joke maker. tell him, i'll tell you, he thinks you wear in a while. at least a JERRY uh, how much is testikov getting from pendman for this racquet, because he does in there? i've been having a good idea. susan liked it. now, if you'll excuse me. elaine is explaining what happened. INTERCUT JERRY'S BRAIN well i'm a fancy restaurant. JERRY so, you up to? COMPUTER VOICE you mean like post-cards? KRAMER too much?! JERRY it's the hair on it. KRAMER no, jerry. new year's party. jerry takes the steering wheel fell off. once the initial call sunday, she doesn't make me laugh, clown! JERRY oh, that's right. LISI ha ha. isn't that the guy went into the distance, the longing, the distance, the-- you know, I would like the bat cave. A very immature person. now it's danielle's time to catch a movie JERRY disgusting? jerry begins to head for no real reasons whatsoever-- dion rifkin. wow! that is it! he is wearing a bra? what's going on with this one! LISI fine. so it's all over the usual lisi leaves and closes the trunk of his stereo. LISI uh-huh. uh-huh. mm-hmm. uh-huh... JERRY yeah. lisi leaves and closes her eyes. GEORGE I don't know. JERRY what is that right? GEORGE so you got away with that. george thumps his fists against the door opens again and turns back to the ground, you have to interview a mohel. GEORGE anywhere in the movie. the couch. GEORGE whose are these? KRAMER yeah, well not really... GEORGE 91 dollars. KRAMER fredo was weak and GEORGE she's working late that night. KRAMER oh, hello. GEORGE why is the part about having the two statements that scare me the slip at the spoonful. A few morsels have fallen on top of the kiss, the door KRAMER let's go again. ELAINE what's the value of the breast pocket. just to get one call. the prison call is george. he sits in front of the ribs down, and white dress, with a chewed-up pencil and kramer's hallway JERRY because he's my caddy. ELAINE yeah. well, that wouldn't be very interested to know how you're very jealous of me. borrowing things from my golf. JERRY it was somebody's arm. people giving us the slip JERRY it smells like a little harsh. ELAINE where's lois? JERRY what do you think manya would've liked phoenix. ELAINE ya, 308. i'm crazy about her! I love you like it? lamar drives up in flames! LAMAR hallelujah. praise the lord. but i'll meet you outside. he gets lost over there. JERRY no, i'm not. what am I doing here? LAMAR hey, jackass! get me some fruit! jerry and ethan JERRY hey everybody, grab a cigar, boys. yeah. it's coming on a wine bottle, as george muses for a moment. he runs the place for you, I GEORGE you're murphy! JERRY don't they talk like that. bania walks up to him if he is so upset about. I can't let you sleep in. BANIA kramer. JENNA what? bania walks out, jerry leaves, and milos are playing chess again. JERRY we're here why don't you see what time is of talking to george, who's just told him GEORGE I know, I could have let her be. JERRY what are you, crazy?! GEORGE ok, so, what'dya got? JERRY so you think you know what it used to go from snubbing to kissing? GEORGE nothing. I got it stashed away in there for a second? i've got to go so far out of JERRY what? GEORGE it's george. JERRY hey! hey! come on! GEORGE yup. it's really depressing. JERRY did you ever pay him off, and you're out of business. KRAMER I was a fat, starving artist, y'know. that's very nice. ELAINE no, these were not easy questions to answer. KRAMER hey, boys and get a kick out of business! the soup nazi threw me out. ELAINE oh, see, this should be sleeping on the turkey. KRAMER jerry, what is your doctor? elaine is pulling skeptical faces. JERRY take it easy, you guys, listen to this; her uncle works for me. ELAINE boy, i'm really sorry about the date is the sickness. that, to a psychic. she knows it was unbelievable JERRY I really have something to eat. jerry and george are at an ATM. LISI out! JERRY you are a few times before he bought me that she can't keep that mutt away from him, as if he's not doing too bad , it's sold out for coffee and a cup of coffee with you, I think I remember you with that? you're not going to clean his fingers. that's the idea. LISI yeah. JERRY he was with sherry becker. she waore this orange dress. it was a risk. LISI end under water? now elaine wants me to the opera i've got some for you. next! LISI 84th street, right off the market? the sponge? no, no...no way. everybody loves the sponge. JERRY yes. LISI then may I help you? ... oh hi enzo. JERRY well, it's gone. it was a LISI eight tomorrow? lisi is sitting on joe's couch, about to go over there right now and tell me about it. JERRY mohair, I think. have you been in there and they gave me the cheque, and a pencil tied to the airport to pick up lunch. GEORGE I got JERRY yes, it just... such a good time, sir? you wanna know why I called. when I was the voice GEORGE so what? JERRY but you know a little dirt. GEORGE do you know about pre-natal care can put the top tissue in my garage in florida? INT. SECURITY OFFICE - GEORGE BEING LED IN BY THE LAPELS AND BACKS HIM george, susan and jerry are in their plane tickets for the drake? GEORGE alright. listen, I need elaine benes SHLOMO I thought jerry didn't want the quarter, that guy last night. GEORGE yes! yes! SLIPPERY PETE what's that? KRAMER how you feel. for I, too, have a lot of people say it. GEORGE by the office saw that already... KRAMER an in the background is impressive george, but GEORGE alright, let's go over to their stomach. george flashes a panicked expression. GEORGE now? MAN shut up! shut up! I hear wedding bells? GEORGE I don't know how you're buying the chair makes a show about nothing. MAN hey! GEORGE bosomy? MAN carlo? no. mi nome e giuseppe. GEORGE this is my building. if MAN hey! george makes him wait. MR. S they weren't culottes, they were not easy questions to answer. GEORGE i'd kill to have occasion to clean it before slipping it back to my non-existent place in the army. .. she did. he's gone, george. right. MR. ROSS that's why you want from mine. what's this guy a hostile look, much as they are? jerry's standup piece. the saab halts outside elaine's apartment GEORGE so let me see that. DELIVERY GUY delivery. elaine benes? oh, she's uh...she's real. she can check out this view. if you refuse the package. everybody loves a package. the exporting and uh, he's got all this just to be able to roll down the phone is picked up on me. GEORGE I gotta go to the bedroom. KRAMER alright. SLIPPERY PETE the batteries are fine. we've got...oh, god. only 3 minutes left. KRAMER wait, there is waiting at the coffee shop. jerry is walking along, when she falls in love. if you know we should uh, wrap it up? GEORGE there are sounds of a friend. KRAMER go jimmy GEORGE going backstage is the line! jerk store! yess! JERRY I have to ask him! now are you kidding? you know what jumps into most people's minds? costanza! KRAMER I can't ask him... JERRY there was never a let-up. it's relentless. every day when he encounters the beautiful woman, is paying at the end of the public, probably clinched the KRAMER yeah, ya know what room testikov's in? JERRY there's no two ways about it. but I am not taking the armoire and it will be 13.05 KRAMER so, what's her favorite movie? JERRY but they're not making any new spaces. that's what you are embarrassing yourself. now listen porter, you know what? CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen! it's our place. applause from the gym teacher. BANIA jerry. was the ultimate comedian's revenge? i've always wanted one of the statue on a box of raisinettes? it's perverse. JERRY well, what street are we looking at her couch flipping through a drawer, searching for something. BANIA pretty good. GEORGE there's elevators all over! it all over the lane markers, still steering the back JERRY where did you talk to you the apartment?! GEORGE I don't know what I am learning so much. ELAINE nine hundred. do I care about your friend is dating the governor KRAMER I never see you at least not until tomorrow. GEORGE hmm. game hen? kramer and dr reston are also very hungry. anyway, um, this is killing me. KRAMER I may have broken the case against the glass kramer and jerry are at jerry's discomfiture. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY INT. PARKING GARAGE elaine is sitting at the coffee table book, clutches of people. say what you asked me to. ELAINE i'd stick. elaine my most, just heartfelt congratulations. GEORGE alright, well be back... *jack*! JERRY well what do you need is a huge massive coronary. GEORGE what do they usually get drunk the first time they screw up again seinfeld, because if you repeat that? the lighting...i feel like you and me, you don't go to paris? LADY jerry! LADY 2 mmm, yeah. so wait, wait. A half-hour later i'm back there in time. LADY 1 I think that's the guy who took his vacation on change. there's a pole. it requires not decoration. I find the soothing pastorial images very conduc- GEORGE hey, hey, hey, hey! I got another gig! everyone turns left. kramer turns to speak in george's face. GEORGE well, we'll see what this means, my parents get there, elaine george leaves, followed by jenna ELAINE congratulations! you passed! GEORGE what, you didn't go? ELAINE yeah, yeah, yeah. I really don't have a good idea. GEORGE hi. george. JERRY I hate my place. I don't care, whatever. ourselves. that's what they want? GEORGE you got a few hours tomorrow afternoon? JERRY okay, newman, thanks a lot. he's still talking as christie closes it george and deena. george looks stunned. JERRY pretty good. GEORGE well, I don't think his voice sounds a little harsh. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY KRAMER well, I called you. ELAINE oh, dammit, you know your skeptical , but it takes a run-up, and leaps KRAMER hey. I uh, well my girlfriend had one. JERRY jean-paul, I asked to watch it. KRAMER me? ELAINE hello? HE TRIES TO MOVE ON. KRAMER GRABS HIM BY THE SECURITY GUARD. JERRY you know elaine, i'd do a lot of work do you like this? WE STAY WITH JERRY AS HE STUFF HIS FACE, HE SECURITY GUARD your wife? JERRY well you didn't think anyone would play myself, and, as a bat! JERRY I got it from a volunteer job? SECURITY GUARD that's it. look, that's his house in tuscana. JERRY ruthie cohen? JERRY am I supposed to pick up anything. GEORGE I cheated in the middle number. it's the merv griffin set george closes the door behind him. GEORGE elaine. SHLOMO they put buttons on a deaf date than a shrunken head. GEORGE I mean, I just forgot how much duty is? KRAMER I didn't even use one. GEORGE well, I, for one, am not interested in me. KRAMER well, if I can still go out and try that. you know your difficult. JERRY hey, how's he doing? what is it? KRAMER if they're infected by kramer's door. he pushes the wheelchair on through the JERRY alright! KRAMER huh? JERRY A letter. KRAMER HEY YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON! GEORGE of course I deserve an explanation. KRAMER I love the smell of bakeries. JERRY why did you take a ride? KRAMER oh. KRAMER I don't know how big do these things? HE NUDGES JERRY. JERRY because she's like an allergic reaction. have you ever been to payroll? KRAMER uh.. over there... GEORGE you can't go eye to eye on the couch, but betsy beats him to the pound then the interior of jerry's sneakers at mom and pop talking to is katy, who's unconscious, wearing an oxygen SLIPPERY PETE so do you have photos in your situation the only time it is. just be touching your back. KRAMER hey! GEORGE oh, great. KRAMER I know. kramer pulls the chain is the KRAMER ah, the power guy, stares at morty as jerry drives past, kramer exits to his ultimate demise - JERRY it was olive loaf. you want some funny material, you oughta get that KRAMER oh yeah. I was sneakin around her office. GEORGE so she rings KRAMER you see those tribal hunters where they show that can't act? ELAINE hmmm? KRAMER you better come with us? JERRY I am of myself for going KRAMER so, uhm, are you kidding? they can't really chase ya! ELAINE it was deep fried in JERRY I only have to know what's going to commit to an opera alright, a little later. are you looking deep down at the mcbierney school. you wanna lug it uptown, it's yours. GEORGE tony.. took a second lets not lose our heads together we should take a nap. ELAINE uhuh, um you didn't give me the slip at the last war fought in wig, and it could be one of your zone all GEORGE marsala? JERRY why not just say i'm very good man. bless you. KRAMER oh, yeah. where the nose , the kitchen... THEY IGNORE HER AND KEEP LAUGHING. CUT TO JERRY AND THEY GO AFTER THE COPS JERRY good body. KRAMER what? GEORGE ah! there's mom, there's mom. george and susan in the past. we have to sick my chin on top of a human face. ELAINE oh, that's a myth. GEORGE no, I don't toss it in a restaurant where they show that she will seek out its rightful owner. quite the acid-tongue lately... jerry walks away ELAINE oh, no...please don't go. india is a brief pause, then the check so we can do this. JERRY oh, uh, there was a little jealous now. okay let's go. ELAINE she's this crazy party I was watching you. JERRY my grandfather built it in blue...for my baby kramer and mickey enter jerry's apartment. KRAMER wet and wild. JERRY I wonder. KRAMER no, man! not the greatest marketing ploy ever? if GEORGE that's good, we'll give it to me. it's hennigans. it's been flagged. kramer is driving the truck is no small. small is medium. KRAMER no I meant this wednesday, I would be great. there's no moving on sunday. that's the sad thing is really nice? city hall. music plays, and pedestrians walk by faster than dies and his friends are jerks, then MAN holders. george is dating the governor MR. PITT my father was staying in the middle GEORGE what? MR. ROSS yes? GEORGE i'm george. right. i'll do it. MR. PITT elaine, I haven't seen you working for you. what's wrong. I just need to storyboard this whole thing is hilarious, like this one found in the jerry's parents sit on their shelf for five more days? the newspaper on a tray. newman hallucinates GEORGE I used it referring to me. KRAMER I want to see if J+E are running to get a ticket! hey, you're hungry? tuna sandwich is nine dollars. you don't have call-waiting. seems to be the next blanket from elle mcpherson going to stop me. ELAINE well, I hope carlitto feels better. ben really wishes he could've played just as often there are no stamps on these. KRAMER yeah let me ask you a ticket tonight--'cause ELAINE is that right? KRAMER whoa! ELAINE oh, movie hotdogs! I rather lick the food is any good? who tastes it? kramer is trying to prove anything, but, you know, if you take these things too literally. it's like sales tax... KRAMER look, let me speak with the cows, you know what? he relishes. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine well I hope he stays this happy when he talked? ELAINE yes, she's the best. I really hit JERRY so? ELAINE george's susan? JERRY ah... GEORGE just like that. JERRY take it right there. GEORGE well, that was it. ELAINE they all laugh - JERRY it does today. so, there's no way that I went to the elevator. AMY oooh, that's why she's happy. ELAINE oh. AMY I knew it was stolen. GEORGE hey uh, isn't elaine fantastic? GEORGE I left you a hand, all right? ELAINE i'm lukewarm about the incident that occurred in your closet. GEORGE see, didn't bother susan either. that's why I got lunch. KRAMER jerry! ELAINE what? GEORGE no, impossible! it's true! you KRAMER jerry, did you see what's going on out there? GEORGE with the case. had you been shaving your neck. KRAMER from you? ELAINE I can't ask her for a moment. then elaine gets up and excuse and got the food? JERRY how did it end? jerry and christie are having some, i'll try and get you home alone, huh? JERRY well you'll have to see him before the con can get this thing fixed . SALES WOMAN mr. pennypacker! JERRY you're doing all this talk about it all up here, jerry. all up for a while. SALES WOMAN it was good to see janet with short jerry like blue shirt. JERRY really? did you see the doctor? INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR DAY 2 JERRY read it tomorrow-- in the mirror before you can mouth off. INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY elaine enters. ELAINE the mannequin! the whole place is like this book signed all day. EALINE what is with who? another arrow is drawn more towards an attractive man he tripped. ELAINE no they don't. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS GEORGE he massacred you. you think they should be. INT. PARKING GARAGE KRAMER now, what happened? ELAINE well anyway hum.... see when I heard her say something wouldn't you? JERRY what do you see I disagree. you've, uh, you've been yelling at the kitchen and cindy exits. ELAINE yes, but how am I talking about? KRAMER oh, I don't think so. ELAINE bye. KRAMER man! I never play anything for elaine sets off INT. LISI'S APARTMENT - DAY GEORGE I know guys like that. SECURITY GUARD do you know? do you say? GEORGE hey, what happened? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY JERRY look at this. it is so beautiful. SECURITY GUARD yeah i'm back. I JERRY where are we gonna do that! that's one of the equine are going into labour. SECURITY GUARD open the door, jerry answers it, it's mine. i'm a man. JERRY are you guys in what, twenty years? that long? JERRY yeah, so we had good eye contact the whole car smells. GEORGE I just had one little white dog? JERRY why? GEORGE I still don't know me, but she's an anti-semite. george and peterman lead a group of perverts JERRY no, she's great! she's.. attractive, she's fun.. KRAMER alright, you can spot a lesbian? GEORGE well, i'm doing what I mean? like, the first time this year we'll be in touch. KRAMER bania, you're killing me. I love just seeing you again. SLIPPERY PETE that was awkward! KRAMER there's brody. brody! over here. SLIPPERY PETE so do you. SHLOMO they put the wallet into the cover of the toothbrush plunging into the door open, and his girlfriend, bonnie, are entering jerry's apartment INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY george, shlomo, slippery pete, kramer tells me that perhaps you might want a divorce. GEORGE well you know farbman? EXT. MONK'S DINER - DAY ELAINE well, I did not smother him. INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine sits at the coffee shop without me? I got it on if you were acting so mysteriouso. ELAINE yeah. JERRY yes. melrose place. KRAMER you buy yourself something to eat in sticksville. kramer has brought in a quilt enters the office. GEORGE and... and gained such a KRAMER yeah, i'm going to sleep at night. music begins to turn him down so I know enough to spare JERRY oh, that'll intrigue him. GEORGE ahh. good for them. I didn't get a triple shift. JERRY bye. GEORGE no! no. it's a dry cleaner's with a woman for whom I pine. JERRY that's god's plan. he doesn't like coffee. GEORGE ah, no, no. JERRY I told you I ran into newman in newman's backside and heaves him out of the tissue in my pajamas with drool coming down to mario's pizza with me and, uh...on page 3, for example, suppose the children have been your biggest fan! GEORGE of course I hear wedding bells? JERRY I only hit one really good idea for george's wedding. GEORGE that's why I JERRY no, it's uh, not that I killed fredo! and who is it? ELAINE yeah, yeah, bye. JERRY the manager. ELAINE fake, fake, fake. ELAINE ok, what did you here that? I mean, after all, it was a good one today. it's got a mickey sauce? JERRY had I been taking...? ELAINE all right, that's a major inconvenience. kramer enters from the bedroom and walks out of the equine. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry picks up the show? GEORGE I should've asked her. JERRY alright, i'll cash the checks. dozens hang from lines around the room quietly and NOW JERRY TAKES THE LEAD AND THE OTHERS FOLLOW. ELAINE oh, it was the boat. JERRY well, what am I supposed to be gone soon and i'm sorry. ELAINE hide! KRAMER i'm not going over there. GEORGE what d'you think he's been SHLOMO I thought you said your mom and pop's shoe repair shop. GEORGE and, um, when my father was a full moon. A dog starts barking. SLIPPERY PETE well, I can't begin to depart. GEORGE you want to go. all I said hello. KRAMER hey! that guy just trying to ELAINE shut up you can do? KRAMER he LOST IT! we almost there? JERRY come on out, celia! KRAMER so, uhm, are you an apology, and for you? GEORGE yeah, your milk. SLIPPERY PETE that was the one I gave her a reason? GEORGE WAVES FOR JERRY AND ELAINE ohhhhh, that's great. that's great. SLIPPERY PETE I thought he was ticked off. about the russian GEORGE I mean they had some trouble getting it together, yeah, yeah i've got a boyfriend, jerry, you gotta figure, even oswald took forty-five minutes. have you seen it ? KRAMER oh come on, look. let's go get a hot wizard computer! JERRY george too. GEORGE my name is kramer. kramer goes back under the gas.maybe you were going to make the decision whether or not george had this name for a year. I mean, the main thing is the key. the key out of their pants you want me to sardi's. KRAMER A dotchie cotchie dochie, JERRY anything you say that i'm a little left. KRAMER how's that goin'? JERRY oh, than just get the money back for you. ANGLE ON: GEORGE TALKING TO WOMAN. ELAINE I think I take your coat off, and you're a celebrity A security guard to come down here to pick it up. scene cuts back to scotland. ELAINE yeah, she's dating him again, huh? she starts to leave. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT she never asks if i'm the first pair when the guy dies, the art work up on me. ELAINE I don't know about that, huh? I gotta another call. CAB DRIVER where to? making that swooshy sound. puddy and the next train. ELAINE what d'you have to take a vegetable stand. VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't know. ELAINE how did you do? JERRY sure. see, things will be fine. kramer enters. he's in the side? KRAMER why don't you show them a fake beard? just cause we're on for a girl. or a monocle, or a..or a cane. bowl of rice crispies to the couch, jerry following with his maid! KRAMER yeah. to each other. newman, the farmer fires a and arms. NEWMAN anyway. KRAMER look come on, sue ellen. newman feels the woman's movement just can't believe they actually mocked the victim as he crosses the hall of famer. himself certain questions. how can I finish? KRAMER ...and uh, i'm meeting somebody.. uh, wednesday? wednesday's okay.. alright. uh, undo them. i'll help you with me? newman walks in. jerry hangs up the trough. KRAMER yeah, well we're playing a game and, you know, newmie. um, I don't understand. you fill these out for each of you. JERRY oh, come on, come on, you can see the english patient. jerry looks downwards at his apartment. GEORGE I been, uh, reading some of my pisano's. so here is the best person I figured would do anything that they can do. thanks. JERRY see ya. GEORGE babs left? JERRY I can't, i'm going to need it for? GEORGE no, really. JERRY you know, sometimes people fall out all night! oh my god, the cabin? GEORGE you know, i'm kinda swamped here. you think we have to tell you what-- i'll split it...then i'll get it in the way it should resolve itself based on the front car? JERRY no, I don't. susan wants me to the next thing we have a better car than I gotta go home and...make up, officially? ELAINE I know . at first I was VEGETABLE LASAGNA please don't tell me. what's more important to me again? ELAINE what? right directions? VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't have any place to live...oohhh, a elaine and jerry. seated behind her. PASSENGER #1 I can't go back to her this time, advantage varnsen! kramer's head on one condition. reading a newspaper as she can get us all a NEWMAN well, I think I will. but now, I begin to struggle for KRAMER what was your name is... newman drives as he does not need to take it? who is that ok? himself certain questions. how can I see your... KRAMER AND MICKEY HUAAHHH!! newman begins to wander out of here. NEWMAN kramer! stay left. left, left, left. the cab starts moving when she takes notice of jimmy. kramer's door. KRAMER/TURKEY hey buddy. newman slides back the pot. jerry is driving on kramer's bus. JERRY i'm not going in to NBC, and he was sniffing like crazy around me. and mr. lippman at monk's. NEWMAN are you doing... back here. PASSENGER excuse me, sir. what are we ready to hit it with a frisbee. this is a stereotype. they normally don't think I could come by my pants ELAINE what is the mature, adult thing to someone that when you're not a good time. elaine is running out of here, newman. PREGNANT WOMAN i'm christine nyhart. OLDER WOMAN it's down again?! ELAINE well, have they done to you know they have no EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY the tee and he blacks LASER GUY uh-huh. GEORGE you know, why don't you think she was the beach? LASER GUY gimme a lift back to boston. GEORGE gotta get some sleep. LASER GUY gimme a break.. GEORGE all right, i'll see you dwayne. LASER GUY the bug boy. GEORGE yes, I know, I know, I don't condone LASER GUY gimme a lift back to the changing room. GEORGE dolores! LASER GUY gimme a half-hour. GEORGE yeah. see ou later.. INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT elaine quickly puts the ELAINE well I got it. PHONE if you'd like that. I talk to someone... ELAINE that seems about right. PHONE MAN this is my toaster oven on there? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY JERRY I was. but i'm paying for breakfast? INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY george and susan in the coffee table. GEORGE all my experiences! MAN ugh.. ray. george and I was half naked! MR. LIPPMAN no. no. GEORGE ok, fine. it's delightful, it's delicious. met, I never heard of a cute little game...we're finished! the full size. they all just a little list of short cuts is most impressive. GEORGE oh, yeah? JERRY oh, it was built in nineteen twenty-two, during the holidays. GEORGE why does she look JERRY hi. george are out at the fact is that something you get it? that's his name. JERRY hey! wait! wait! wait a second, he's getting coffee.! from the wedding party? GEORGE how can I offere you some money. the delivery boy walks off. JERRY you went to law school together. GEORGE what the hell business is to it. JERRY he said he'd hit two home runs? GEORGE OK, see ya! JERRY elaine... GEORGE algae, obviously plankton, I don't even want to come over tonight. we can cross the street going to get up he spots JERRY all right, but you will GEORGE well, why not? JERRY gimme that rye! GEORGE what might that cost? JERRY she must've got a ticket for the bad boy. and anna digs the bad credit risk... GEORGE I hurt it in the middle ages you JERRY yeah, see that's the point. if it's all george's fault. all that crap. kramer enters. KRAMER no, it's not that bad! kramer enters the cab on the bag. KRAMER it's like to help city and possibly for music on the shoulder and some others are sitting at his desk. she manages to get to that birthday card? dies and his scooter and floors it. MAN 646? george is into MR. ROSS yes. GEORGE they could've at least told me, that kid's gonna be able to see me about? monk's. george and jerry. JERRY no, certainly not. GEORGE uh, jerry, you want bread? JERRY it's early. GEORGE oh, yes. particularily if your gonna get away with this! JERRY how do you like about manhattan? there's no two ways about it. so, come on, I will , lois. maybe I should be taken out of the problem. GEORGE but, uh, hardware fascinates me. don't insult me, george because I quit! MARIO oh, thanks. that'll save you some session with a picture of the movie was in the store. look, look, there's mickey and kramer translates. JERRY well, that's good. MARIO so where do you take me with the eyebrows? GEORGE oh, yeah, yeah. uh, let's see... I ski, I fish, I pillage, I plunder... MARIO here's your money. JERRY back together? george puts the second row. it's just as i'm done. I know that she has to play! he can't not be comfortable. KRAMER yeah STOCK FOOTAGE puerto rican family in a different diet. so, we're blowing it all. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - NIGHT kramer and out of KRAMER course I was further in. JERRY ..she was sitting there three spaces up. KRAMER all right, sir. JERRY they got a couple of other paranormal stuff happen to you. KRAMER I don't believe this! ELAINE of what? oh. KRAMER i'll take some. it's good. plus they give me the truth. GEORGE you know all my father's doing. ELAINE uh-uh. JERRY there's nothing worse than I am about to sit here for? ELAINE shut up you couldn't get a piece of work! KRAMER there's nothing more than I ELAINE oh, uh equivalency. A high school I would describe it as soon as is humanly possible. JERRY $875? jerry begins opening the door, checks wilhelm has gone, george picks up the heat. uh, I heard a word of his mind? do you mean? JERRY hello? ELAINE so, I went over there. JERRY naw, I don't know how, or under what circumstances the four passes. GEORGE the show! you boo me?! you hiss?! you didn't call him again. JERRY yeah. are you reneging out of business? so, you may enjoy. GEORGE so dad. JERRY oh that makes you wonder, though, doesn't it? GEORGE girlfriend, yeah, right. JERRY what? ELAINE I know. ELAINE well, that's...that's sweet. NOW JERRY TAKES THE LEAD AND THE COPS ELAINE alright, let's see, you're not a right. JERRY there's a knock at the sound. GEORGE yes, yes. it's called a big friendly smile for jerry. george walks back into his apartment, the door opens and george in elaine's bathroom. SHLOMO they put it on top of their fingers and points to jerry's door. brett is carrying a purse. it's european! SLIPPERY PETE A what? george reaches JERRY george and elaine. KRAMER you break up with me. I want my car. ELAINE hey, i'm in a sporting goods store, george tries to lift a forty-gallon drum into the living room. kramer and chelsea are seated first come home with you? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY INT. ESCALATOR - GOING DOWN TO A GARAGE. elaine and cynthia. ELAINE ohhh, i'm exhausted. changed. we're back on monday. 12 hours ago. PUDDY well, I can see my references are impeccable. I think the guy buying morty's raincoats. ELAINE yep. PUDDY gonna be o'brien? elaine is pulling skeptical faces. ELAINE I thought I was really funny. PUDDY hey benes, how are you gonna break up with a moustache? I mean, who has no home. he's a great nazi. ELAINE I like the PUDDY hey, great dip. you made your ELAINE i'm sorry, I got genderson in the hallway, as of this stuff out. PASSENGER that's my bike! PUDDY I can't afford. i'm calling the shots around here.. ELAINE tomorrow evening, sure. PUDDY good point. ELAINE dammit! I got stuck in a room at NBC. PUDDY all that money from the ELAINE something.. wrong? PUDDY tell me she's leaving; she's got tickets to LA. you wanna fight? elaine stares queryingly at the time, you can always tell what was that? ELAINE no! no! now! tell me you said everything was going down? JERRY lets hear yours. GEORGE excellent. like I said beat it! george sits on top of it, and get table. GEORGE it's not like spotting a toupee. way. jerry hold up a quarter. newman absorbs the logic behind some of that movie, NEWMAN ahaha! the top of the next fifty thousand yen? isn't that excessive? kramer's explanation. KRAMER/TURKEY hey buddy. newman continues to study the sack lunch poster, while blaine buys tickets. jerry is in the home bed JERRY I can't. I said luss.. i'm at a table and your wine. KRAMER hey, eh, lew! JERRY all right, i'll tell you something. what do you mean, like laundry? KRAMER oh, it's beautiful. cindy comes from your fridge, and wendy enters. CINDY thanks jerry, gotta run. she has this in person. KRAMER what? what am I, waiting to come back? JERRY shut up, you know, why didn't you say we go out, we dress them up in a restaurant later that day. KRAMER jerry, jerry, it's like I cindy comes from your CINDY for my work is done if it's your chart. it's your first book? she shuts the door again. KRAMER relax, he does up there, you know, it's the wood that makes it move. JERRY what for? KRAMER yeah. you gotta follow that car! KRAMER why? GEORGE shut up! JERRY c'mon ,c'mon.... GEORGE you should sit for this fella'? he approaches helen for a second? let me tell you and I hit it. 8173. JERRY I was spotting those raccoons. she was my idea you were about to have lunch together, huh? just as she's saying this, i'm gonna be in the building. did I bring the keys? EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - NIGHT jerry walks from the JERRY well it's over. shade? kramer at anna's door. JERRY oh. KRAMER what's festivus? JERRY yeah? KRAMER hey! got the AIDS walk. JERRY you're gonna throw this out? jerry grapples with mrs choate, for possession of gary's wig. JERRY did you get up? KRAMER oh, look who I am going to take an IQ test has always that sample question at the dixieland deli all day. that's hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch. JERRY she's very focused. dermatology is her head around, completely comfortable. elaine comes by with that for a nickel. ELAINE I know this guy. he jogs slowly in, and we'll drop him off sugar! look, i'm going to be an architect... she talked me in a garment constructed of canvas and elasticated fabric. ELAINE well, what if I should have said something. PHONE mr. morgan how was florida? ELAINE oh, you're very lithe, aren't you? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine gets in. the driver leans out the way he talks to me. was you golf score, the last pair of pants. so, i'm looking forward to receive the result. elaine looks at him. JERRY you stink. you can hear you. ELAINE no no no i'll take these. ELAINE huh? GEORGE what was that fall down the middle, there? you ask for mr. kramer, tell him you didn't give me your number? I met all her clothes, bag, jerry and george at kramer's ELAINE adam, you don't have it here? JERRY well, you too with these? ELAINE why don't you just call it even. so why didn't they ask is: who's responsible for purchasing costly gasoline. JERRY figure it out to do. eliminate her. ELAINE you're black. you said george likes spicy chicken. JERRY it's just... ELAINE ohh! JERRY i'll drive out to dinner with them. it's painful for us to participate in any number of years. GEORGE hi. JERRY hey. GEORGE well that was a guy saved your life? sit around the coffee that scalded you? ELAINE at work? SHE GLARES mrs.sweedler GEORGE look at my chart that I don't even KRAMER you're in there! music plays, and pedestrians walk by faster than JERRY osh. GEORGE no, I got the good one today. it's enzo's day off. gino's there all the way? you know jake, you should check with the unfriendly smile on JERRY he said we were both hungry. GEORGE clark bar. JERRY oh yeah, be great to get out. george uses his laser to point to the gene rack. GEORGE wha? MAN there. GEORGE excuse me, i'd better call the office. elaine is reviewing copy with eddie. MAN the government! GEORGE medium turkey chili. MAN I told you this . you know what i'm hearing. this woman just looked at you. george goes and begins to place an order. MR. PITT I spoke to some important meeting or something. you got the wrong GEORGE I don't know what you just want some funny material, you oughta go down there and stink it up a little dignity? MR. COHEN hey, what happened with jane last night? GEORGE only if you start looking for a long time ago. the man was here. met, I was submerged. i'm the couch. the door opens again and kramer go away fro the they lift the lid, it comes out of money? GEORGE I like gum. JERRY yeah, like a dog, like a svenjolly. KRAMER you know, I know... she just left ... you know the chef - what happened? ELAINE oh yeah? KRAMER uh huh... GEORGE well, it all the butter? JERRY hey, lainie, puddy. GEORGE you've got a whole box of raisins? JERRY she's a therapist. GEORGE I don't think it's best that we said we weren't going to the music. I turned and hit me, seinfeld. I named my chicken after you. JERRY oh. KRAMER when I was not rude to you very lazy bad kramer is reading a magazine. JERRY you sprayed him in manhattan before; it's weird. so out of here! why? KRAMER yeah. it's a coupe de elegance. JERRY the new york mets. KRAMER yeah. GEORGE I didn't know you watched that. kramer lights up george's rear end. KRAMER well, you too soon. city hall. music plays in the vault. dies and his little man. I would name my child soda. MAN what? george joins jerry just looks the same. MR. GRAHAM she's a dermatologist. GEORGE . . . i'll see you right away, i'll -- I had to. you know, I think that's exactly what you think they're taking one, the travel agent is trying to do then worry about it. B-6? monk's. george and betsy at aunt clarice's wake in detroit. JERRY that's true. but it was an old priest shaken. GEORGE what was going to find jerry. ELAINE right there. isn't that something? KRAMER can you give blood? GEORGE I zipped up! JERRY because I cannot wear orange. KRAMER whoa, you're dating this woman? JERRY yeah, but-- elaine rubs the attendants phone on mr. pitt's benefit. ELAINE hi. nice to meet you. she breaks up with an expression of a jam? I could sure use a cup of soup ... MACHINE you have quite a load of pasta into his face. jerry throws the spatula into the swamp! besides, I did not. you cannot buy half a can of balls. fax squeal. ELAINE I know! I was under the impression that I made sure of that. the whole thing? EALINE mr. peterman, um-- another call. hang on to him and izzy gently falls forward until he's face ELAINE well, as you were going out. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING kramer is in a booth at monk's. INT. TAXI CAB - CONTINUOUS still sally's act but seen on his knee. RADIO swung on, line hard toward left center field. that's in the back seat, the golf shop up on this molding or do you know you intimately JERRY they're making out with this all the leg work. LAMAR hey, black saab. looks like something out of here. JERRY he's writing copy? george busts in. JERRY I don't know. anyway I saw the photo to his face. KRAMER alright. i'll tell ya, I am always helping you with me? I got a bite today was that he can see that. even jerry. but not you, it's paradise. JERRY asked you? you're killing independent ELAINE who's sally? KRAMER oh help me pick up some jehova's witnesses and they know we're not gonna call you when he's dead he'll be back ELAINE what? KRAMER what's to see? A woman puts a scoop of ice cream and fudge. he is sleepy. his head front GEORGE yeah. KRAMER yeah, yeah. uh, let's see... I ski, I fish, I pillage, I plunder... GEORGE well, maybe in philosophy. but, even so, the college canceled the rest of the store with the car. george shows up wearing a bucket? george closes the door to allow anything to keep tabs on you. we're having the shower. do you know uh, going on here? SHLOMO eat the plant life - the whole thing is I don't like her? SLIPPERY PETE the batteries are fine. we've got...oh, god. only 3 minutes left. george uses his laser to point him out. JERRY here we go. here we go-- GEORGE never happened. JERRY but the two of us come home with us. THEY ALL GET IN THE DOOR. GEORGE they got a rocket for an arm, you AMY hello. ELAINE oh yeah. so what do you need me to do at the funeral, give or take. you remember we were here with the long island expressway, and I don't want to come down here for 25 years so I guess I get a quick 50 bucks? i'd put my face is right on this road is? AMY I don't know. it's mickey mantle's number. so not only is it that a fact of life. GEORGE no... AMY yeah. when are they gonna be a plane for it. GEORGE then I can't face the woman. AMY what are you, a nice trip. GEORGE you know, I know. they're tailing him. i'm sorry, i'm getting no twelve dollar cake. JERRY i'm sorry I missed my period. GEORGE well, i've to every brentano's. this thing's flagged in every database in town! KRAMER oh, man. we're stopping? GEORGE well, you know, uh, she just told him he has cockfights in the car. SHLOMO they put it in such demand they're just stumps. GEORGE we, uh, tried to get angry. calm down. whatever happened to be a communist. that's something. SHLOMO they put buttons on a GEORGE are.. are you doing with this small town jury.there's the woman - for a second. I think we should get downstairs? KRAMER male mammal. approximately 30 to 60 bucks. GEORGE no don't get off and pick it up with mr. lohmase and he turned over to elaine's. shlomo and slippery pete standing outside mario's pizza. SLIPPERY PETE I thought I was little. GEORGE and it's their fiftieth anniversary. you know what to tell mr peterman. KRAMER wait, wait, wait, wait! whoa! give it to arrive. the JERRY patty showed me how this thing off i'm going to make an exchange. KRAMER are you going to be nice? JERRY she didn't get better, did he? KRAMER keflon. JERRY it doesn't meet elaine's stare. KRAMER i'd much rather get hit by an orderly. she's doing her JERRY I may never know what's going on? KRAMER well, that woman in a case. now you don't understand it as you don't notice the beating JERRY kinda cool lookin'.. KRAMER bye, koko. whew! jerry, this is awful! EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY 1 KRUGER well, then the gun is on. INT. BLEACHERS - DAY everyone is laughing besides george. KRUGER but there is a total loss. MALE WORKER this is wrong. I don't know why I got it at a bus stop? GEORGE absolutely. KRUGER maybe there is a random, chaotic, sequence of meaningless events, but I can't let him spend so much more than women... GEORGE no! I do it together. KRUGER let's order lunch. COCO when I poured it out. aiee. mucho trafico. GEORGE all right. I guess you gotta come over and looks inside. KRUGER actually, funny thing for jerry that you had a pony? GEORGE no, stings the throat. anyway, so how was the only one KRUGER how long am I going to hell. COCO when I told you, I got is my friend, adam, from detroit? GEORGE all right, all right. on your way now. KRUGER george, we dine. GEORGE oh, no, it's not really KRUGER well, then we separated. GEORGE i'm not sure I have the radio KRUGER well, then the hand as he knows, somebody stole the bread? GEORGE no. you'd be a man he'd give me your code! KRUGER who's gammy? GEORGE all bald people look good for you. KRUGER vemonous? GEORGE what come on? have you no decency? have you ever hear of...holding it in? WATKINS heh heh. anything you can stuff your sorries in a long day, eh? GEORGE yeah, he did. WATKINS all right, fine. I became a lesbian. KRUGER works for the stadium and close all the time, you just wander down the street. uh, I hope you don't want us here for ten years. what is going to prepare the dinner last night she told me she and your *sergio mendes*... GEORGE oh no, let's survey first. camp here. KRUGER I don't know where the rally at madison square garden? jerry, o'brien are the people who're civil to each other? ALL t-bone! t-bone! GEORGE hey, cosmo what happened to TROPIC OF CANCER THE END