[generated output in 1 tries] THE FRIARS CLUB written by alec berg, jeff schaffer david mandel INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT the dumps? come on. you ELAINE no! A thought occurs. ELAINE really? huh. what a stirring little anthem of wellness. GEORGE yeah my parents don't read! they're gonna break KRAMER you know I am looking for a month, he's thrilled, he got caught. ELAINE oh, baby. HE EXITS. JERRY well, I didn't know. KRAMER well, if she likes you. JERRY I like it one bit. KRAMER keep your house has to be one of those things. we have to keep your foot fell asleep. JERRY I just stood there and you give him the pen. KRAMER got any pliers? HE MUMBLES SOMETHING AND CONTINUES WALKING. JERRY is he doing? KRAMER oh, yeah. I forgot to deliver this to my apartment, or anything, if that's who JERRY david putty won't do anything. so finally we ELAINE yup. you? JERRY but you know I can't be friends. ELAINE what is this, huh? JERRY second of the question. ELAINE call kramer. JERRY oh, you know i'm gonna treat you any differently just because your parents to drag a child who they've never been called breathtaking either. ELAINE oh my god.. KRAMER awright, I got no EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY KRUGER are you saying, you got to show up tonight. you know why? INT. SECURITY GUARD'S OFFICE everyone claps. KRUGER t-bone! MALE WORKER turkey sandwich. what do you like a bear. GEORGE oh, here it is. KRUGER not if I wasn't, well I don't know, I may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you lied first. GEORGE regards? KRUGER george, I am supposed to do, then leans back on his bedside lamp. george enters, his pants down and talk to me for trying to screw me. KRUGER it says first time in poland, they were all best friends? COCO when I GEORGE A bench? what kind of whisper. COCO when I can always have tuna on toast. I want you to put the air and strikes the guy who opened the restaurant across the hot sand. GEORGE because i'm a comedian I worked with him prior to his feet in the forehead. KRUGER who's gammy? GEORGE well, jerry's car with jerry on the door. he's still down with a nude model. never let me tell you one if you got me blacklisted from hop sing's? KRUGER I don't think I can barely see from all of our polar bears stopped george and his head up, a thought occurs to jerry. KRUGER well, i'll tell you - ask what you want. COCO my name is not nearly as embarrassing as the GEORGE good. now get over here! KRUGER george, come on, that's a weird guy, isn't he? GEORGE that guy on the corner, reading a paper, and you simply haven't had a sandwich in my life. no ALL FOUR let's get a G.I. joe. you had. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine enters. ELAINE you were wearing a robe and looking indignant there's a new one with pam. ELAINE I turned up the phone rings and a grapefruit. MALE WORKER turkey sandwich. FEMALE WORKER elaine, cake? WORKERS get well get well soon we want to hear the message that I was skiing at the ELAINE so, we're talking, and I love you, marisa. MALE UNBONDING FEMALE WORKER elaine, cake? WORKERS get well soon-- ELAINE you're not getting this bike. I don't wanna MALE UNBONDING FEMALE WORKER it's carrot. it's good for you. WORKERS get well party. poor old walt has a cult following. ELAINE that's impossible... MALE WORKER elaine! where're you going? other-walter enters followed by newman. OTHER-WALTER oh guys. ALL hi. how are we talking about her shoes. OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's my space. elaine stretches her back and forth from wilhem to george about jerry in it and i've OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's mr. steinbrenner's. I was here! ELAINE oh, yeah, yeah, i'm calling to tell you I should ask him! now are you talking about? ALL hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! elaine enters. she senses a conversation has just entered and is all very impressed. never the less than two years. well EXT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY JERRY I bet SECURITY GUARD that's it. from now we have our work relationship. they're separate and, I believe you? JERRY hello? yeah, this is exciting! did I get myself a little cold. I SECURITY GUARD STARING AT HIM WITH HIS ARMS FOLDED. JERRY still no luck INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY kramer busts in to use the urinal, without reaction. RADIO 794 bleeker the party's hanks. tom hanks. JERRY george?? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING george stalks past elaine and susan in bed. we see ade's shoe in the trash? GEORGE no, and that's all you're gonna tell you when I had a point? DELIVERY BOY you really are one of these shows. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY kramer enters. he's in some water. KRAMER do you think I would. I always felt I had sex with the engine. god knows I earned it with you. kramer swings the new yorker, I don't think so. i'm going to go and they grafted her big toes on. they do that? KRAMER you're a king, you must have seen the incredible hulk, sir? jerry puts down her bag, in readiness to leave. JERRY I didn't think it might not want that nut doctor she went out to be a tough one. you're call. jerry knocks on the table GEORGE oh, well I felt very uncomfortable with him then all I wanted to talk about. JERRY are you gonna do? GEORGE what, ... you don't recognize my voice? JERRY that's true. maybe I should do with the swirl? GEORGE hate those couples. I could be cancer, maybe you don't need a four hour game. JERRY you didn't like. GEORGE oh, can you call me elaine. JERRY fred, do you know GEORGE dad. KRAMER nope. no good. GEORGE I do for you to shave it for me. kramer stands beside him. there was some kind of perfume is that like the name? KRAMER STOPS AGAIN, CONFUSED. JERRY I want you to keep talking about moving in together - KRAMER dark blue. ELAINE OK, i'm KRAMER because it doesn't matter how depressed I get, ELAINE uh... rifkin. JERRY get your seats ELAINE he's not a top, it's a pain to change her mind she witnessed a pick. okay, so what happened? VEGETABLE LASAGNA my name for myself, if I want. JERRY well, so it looks like you're throwing a lot for some reason, I seem to like it. ELAINE so? JERRY so, she said, that she also possessed many of those things clanging KRAMER well, I type about 90 words a minute. what the hell out of the day. JERRY all this KRAMER yeah, and you greedily, callously try to avoid jerry. cindy walks out of the box. I think i'll brush later. CINDY hi, elaine. she buzzes him up. CINDY no. my money. JERRY no I don't think we should try this new holiday of yours has been taken one of the country. CINDY no. my money. JERRY who are you so worried about it. CINDY the girlfriend. JERRY do you tip him? CINDY your nickname's koko? one of our JERRY i'm O.K. my capillaries burst. CINDY what was that? JERRY mammal. CINDY no. that was the most of it. cindy comes from avoiding manual labor your whole way you were a couple? GEORGE hey, mr. kramer! JERRY hi mary. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen, this is applause from the back seat of a BANIA mmm. this food was good. and, I think we can sweep together. was wrong, you were with him and- JERRY but it's saturday. JERRY you gotta do is send me the cheque, c'mon. BANIA 42, that's what they do it for me? GEORGE PUTS HIS ESTIMATES ON THE HOOD AND GEORGE he just doesn't like to take my swim trunks. I won't say anything. JERRY hey, there's kramer & darren. GEORGE yeah, i'm a classy guy. how's the job of clothes; to get a memo - telling me the truth. george re-enters again. JERRY oh, the beach. no oranges. jerry's door and, as he does, he raises his eyes run over the phone? JERRY you can't talk to her. ELAINE oh, he sang like a hundred in this town, you're too nice a person urinating. JERRY well it's not the t... ELAINE that is so great! i'm so uninteresting. I think she's happy? VEGETABLE LASAGNA please don't hesitate to, uh, try and act like a little bit of ice. JERRY shower? ELAINE hell-oo JERRY to a garbage bag. ELAINE you're buying a whole new career on my conscience. we're like children. we're not getting married, but uh, things are moving smoothly. mr KRAMER hey, george, did you? EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY KRUGER according to your parents? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY everyone is just KRUGER we can't have 2 cocos. so I MALE WORKER I think you've won, but you wrote GEORGE I like her! KRUGER your background is impressive george, but GEORGE I think I want? ALL THREE elaine! elaine! INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY elaine riding the schwinn stingray and ringing ELAINE um, I don't think so. TAXI DRIVER oh, yeah, that. well... ELAINE that is right. those people that just she starts to move, and thumps his fists against the law. EXT. BARRICADE - DAY again, the cistern shaking. ELAINE eh...he'll get up... she even has sex. OLDER MAN is the best of his condition, i'll be out on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's beating me by a ELAINE no idea. elaine screams with joy and mr. kramer here. tell him tonight. GEORGE no good to get compliments based on who's hungriest. I feel a little more coffee. JERRY we're having a good job like this. GEORGE oh good. JERRY where are they coming tonight or not? EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY 1 ELAINE well, he doesn't need- INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY elaine and susie! susie and elaine! ELAINE so. listen ... you're not doing it! PUDDY hey. ELAINE I would like you I sold them to me, that kid's gonna be driving along, here for ten years; no human fund, those donation cards were fake. you better put something stupid on her face. VEGETABLE LASAGNA oh god. why did you do? ELAINE no, i'm fine. cab rides away. THE GLASSES