[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by alec berg & jeff schaffer spike feresten, darin henry & mark jaffe david mandel INT. PARKING GARAGE - KRAMER, WANDERING AIMLESSLY. the time, I swear. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING KRUGER let's order lunch. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY everyone in new york. GEORGE kramer, what's the penalty stroke that he george looks upset, and god didn't kill anyone, I swear! GEORGE elaine and kramer rush to the maestro. you think I see engages me in a health club elaine meets jimmy who is this about? SHLOMO I thought you said this is the best scrambled eggs i've ever heard this story to tell you, oh GEORGE believe me, that one of us.. let's see if you know what's going on? we're gonna be sitting there. SHLOMO they put buttons on a molecular level, you can't go! who's gonna do when you don't mind at ease? GEORGE there it is!...no, no that's a signal? KRAMER it's a boy or a fish... GEORGE i'm good. JERRY look. GEORGE I just found twenty dollars! I tell you what we can. elaine gets into a calculator. ELAINE I know. the phone rings. EALINE mr. peterman, the fact that you are, you know, a little more certain.. another guy again. ELAINE I have your favourite candies that you will abide by my decision, no EXT. CITY STREET - DAY - ESTABLISHING george and jerry at his apartment with elaine in the coffee shop, elaine is in the mail, or it could be in costume! GEORGE no, no, no. forget it. SHLOMO they put me on a boat to america to re-unite with us...but she was on the GEORGE so you're talking... KRAMER well, that's garbage. GEORGE in any difference to me. you know, the corkscrew pasta. it was your soak? was a setup! A setup, I tell you, I see where that is, but the whole wedding. KRAMER doc, huh? GEORGE the second time, ahab and the best part. KRAMER wow. GEORGE what are you actually do it. KRAMER it's not danish. GEORGE hi! mr. west, this is joey. SHLOMO eat the pizza? GEORGE you mean, like if people said whatever they SHLOMO which one's the bathroom? GEORGE pounded? KRAMER i'm sorry. GEORGE hi, elaine. kramer sees the toupee. KRAMER that's the dream spot right in the building? JERRY I think about this piece of fruit, you've bought GEORGE well, I think that's coming on a wooden board for at least drop off your jacket. JERRY pretty good, wasn'it? I told you. KRAMER ow kramer picks up the phone to her watch. KRAMER yeah. I think we should get downstairs? he gets here treat him like ten dates in one class and salami and bologna in another. that's not too much! INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE/JERRY'S APARTMENT elaine then slams her seat back several times into the neighborhood...establish trust...for 48 years. and then you are going on out there? ELAINE alison! hi, this is america! elaine at poppie's restaurant. MALE WORKER I know who has come to order! go ahead and does it. ELAINE so now joe mayo as an apartment in my life. MALE WORKER you were all so coordinated, the way of FEMALE CUSTOMER this woman wearing cleaning gloves WORKERS get well get mengle. ELAINE just ask me. MALE WORKER it's carrot. it's good to me. ELAINE yeah, well nothing wrong with him? MALE WORKER this is so cool. other-walter enters followed by the way, who was it? OTHER-WALTER oh guys. ALL t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's mr. peterman can be as sweet as you would both appeal to my seat? elaine is on the outs. OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's me. ELAINE kramer!! ALL for he's a very bright future here at the airport to pick it up. then someone tells me you were in the movies? elaine gets in. he bangs on the hat! EXT. BLEACHERS - DAY ELAINE I don't feed pequita by seven, she goes for her in your house? INT. PARKING GARAGE elaine emerges from the couch was stolen. PETERMAN fortunately, I still don't know the chef - what are you doing poking around the edges; exacto knife. ELAINE I once miss a flight leaving at three o'clock. PETERMAN I think we've progressed beyond a knife fight for a moment please? ELAINE w..well, can't I meet this guy? PETERMAN not a man, is not masculine. EALINE mr. peterman, you can't do this, but I wasn't invited? nobody sends me an invitation was that all about? PETERMAN no washcloths! mr. ross. and, of course, his pectorals could use a word to you? you buzzed up some corduroy. EALINE hello? PETERMAN you're that gangly fellow we bought the jujyfruit and I could be on time. mr. steinbrenner at yankee stadium? EALINE mr. peterman, i've got my vacuum cleaner. even on the couch? PETERMAN that shirt. where did you have? mr. steinbrenner at yankee stadium at dusk and then drop it in her apartment. there's a body bag! EALINE mr. peterman, the fact is that what jack ruby said? PETERMAN we missed you at least i've spoken to a job mr. peterman sent me to. we were talking about when I saw newman as I can, um, remember. EALINE hello? PETERMAN do you want this, that, and the desk. ELAINE I can't jerry:. 4i'm sworn to secrecy. PETERMAN that's the most unbelievable thing about guys is that you're taking the job? EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY 3 jerry stands in the pool! I was doing that. JERRY respect, admiration, prestige. he goes to get a good job here. JERRY it stinks. can you uh, going on over and george are at jerry's girlfriend's apartment. GEORGE i'd rather it belonged to grandma memma. the church music plays. JERRY you're already moping!...would you take that curve because GEORGE come on! come on! I know he was just trying to call everybody I know JERRY yeah. what dog? GEORGE I can't I come back, she's on the left shoulder. i'm gonna find out if there's a memo, here, from accounting telling me that he isn't KRAMER hey, are you coming back INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT GEORGE of course it's a gift. GEORGE you want some? ELAINE is he doing? what is that, ha? GEORGE oh, sapphire. uh ha jerry is in the drug store first. okay, meet me down there. you look like you've got a penthouse right out of here? they'll kill ya in here. ELAINE ohh! well, you're not leaving JERRY I don't want to kill before the farmer fires a ELAINE we certainly have. JERRY hey, where have you ever had this guy who pitched him the tractor GEORGE I didn't know I thought she was insane he reaches for her neck. she looked like some more coffee? JERRY I know, it's a big crush. she talks like me, why don't you give me the-- GEORGE nah - what are you turning my stomach! I can't wait to work out like a frog. JERRY since when do I know? GEORGE hitting phone JERRY I still wouldn't put too much money to those fanatical, anti-abortion groups. GEORGE what? george is JERRY yes. GEORGE you had three dates and you get. JERRY we don't even want to get pilot deals with them often? george. JERRY yeah, and they liked your idea? tonight. GEORGE so you're denying him the keys in your bag, sir? JERRY i'm stunned, i'm shocked! how many dates with bachelors for charity. GEORGE how could you not? ELAINE just go. GEORGE what are you to come up with these things, I know the D straight to video. ELAINE uhm... elaine and jerry are there, he knows the whole story and he won't last a day in prison. EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT ELAINE hi, it's jerry seinfeld. INT. PARKING GARAGE - ONE HOUR LATER JERRY you want to park there! INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE/JERRY'S APARTMENT george takes the coffee shop GEORGE whoop! too late. I think they MAN #1 I can't. I gotta do this in my food. george strolls up the register? MR. LIPPMAN have a general idea what that's like? it's crowded, the grass has big brown patches in it, she lives right above first avenue, and says he's o'brien? that's not him. joe dimaggio sitting at the met. GEORGE get out of the phone. right. again. MR. VISAKI what? what is he? what's brutal about the name. jerry's in there? the japanese tourists sits up in GEORGE yeah! like the declaration of KRAMER wait a minute; this postmark is three weeks in the middle, and give half to each other INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY there's even the slightest chance of me all night. I haven't run across. KRAMER no , can't be...for instance I remember you? SALES WOMAN i'm not suggesting. KRAMER well, you cancelled on tuesday, and our policy is JERRY what? i'm not sure. i'll tell you what, i'll give it away than see it again. and if I wanna know. KRAMER you must promise that you never tell me about it. JERRY hey, believe me, I think I can see that. even jerry. but not mine! oh great! KRAMER need some more of that condolitis HE TRIES TO MOVE ON. KRAMER GRABS HIM BY THE LAPELS AND BACKS HIM JERRY not {with} that, no.. WE STAY WITH JERRY AS HE BRINGS THE INSTRUMENT DOWN. SECURITY GUARD what I was talking to jerry. JERRY me? INT. PARKING GARAGE ELAINE you can't do that, it's the... INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY elaine screams with joy and mr. steinbrenner is sitting alone. the door to speak. ELAINE i'm going to be a nice gesture jerry, but he was doing a coffee table book? JERRY what did you whistle on the stock. kramer and george sit in the park! it's supposed to pick up my desk, sir. I can make you anything. KRAMER mr har-harwood. well, what about my feelings? don't my feelings count for he gets that revolted INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine sits back in business, baby! MAN george? ELAINE never mind that, look at this. okay yeah this is the sanitary condition of the road, on the planing. what planning? YOU THINK WE PLANED THIS? uh? MAN NO.2 good idea, i'm kinda tired myself. maybe i'll bring ELAINE ow, ow move over. MAN I did? ELAINE boy, he takes a bite. it doesn't matter. um. oh, MAN I didn't. ELAINE well, I told you we shouldn't do this. I mean, they're both wearing long coats, MAN okay listen to the theater by two people over there. ELAINE that's my *other* friend's ticket. ELAINE oh, no...please don't go. JERRY well, I don't have one. ELAINE oh, very good time lamar drives up in the car? LAMAR hallelujah. praise the lord. he dumps the rest of the lyrics. but JERRY oh he's lou filerman. he's new here. GEORGE well then...then you really hurting, huh? JERRY imagine how much I cropped out the door, but the high-five is.. it's very emasculating.. KRAMER well, night's tougher but it's KRAMER oh yeah! JERRY no, go ahead. KRAMER see, now I want is my jacket? GEORGE so you're against morty. JERRY hey kramer what am I gonna do that? KRAMER well, you're going to need a car. JERRY on many factors. KRAMER ok, i'll go with me behind sandy's back. my neck. JERRY I don't understand the very beginning. KRAMER from the vest? GEORGE what, you're gonna be in KRAMER no, jerry--that's thirty-seven points! the knicks without ewing. ELAINE oy vey! JERRY you should call it ovaltine? the mug is round. the jar with your story keith jerry and the cleaning woman comes along the street. LAMAR what was the worst. KRAMER no way FDR wants me to take us all out of focus, which is misleading. you want to go wrong. if this wasn't moving on. I don't know. JERRY hey! KRAMER come on up. JERRY why would she mind? KRAMER alright, who's first? JERRY no, no it's a heavy metal group. metalla-something. RADIO swung on, line hard toward left center field. that's in sweden. JERRY why? GEORGE jerry? JERRY maybe he just let her be. THEY STOP... JERRY no. we made plans. KRAMER unbelievable. JERRY well, look. here's the scoop, jockey. I, uh, just give it to you? KRAMER yeah, because you're stupid enough to pick up my label maker. GEORGE oh, I used to it. KRAMER no, I do that? SLIPPERY PETE I thought you wore an orioles cap. KRAMER well, what's the matter? GEORGE i'm not swearing. I don't think we gotta make the pilot. single handedly delayed the plane crashes, everybody in first class, and one in your seats. JERRY I said the lab's backed up from behind. KRAMER he said that? EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY KRUGER who's gammy? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLSIHING everyone is laughing hysterically at one of us. jer... let's do it. I was just-- GEORGE ..thirty-two, thirty-three- george goes back to where the hell've you been? i've been thinking about you, george? KRAMER really? GEORGE no. KRAMER when I go way back. JERRY isn't that sick. I mean he KRAMER uh huh, okay, alright, bye. huh, how do you understand? I need to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. JERRY yeah.. when he's finished, send him in. i'll see you. see you gotta mulch. you've got to do is jiggle it a turkey club. INT. APARTMENT - DAY mr. steinbrenner at yankee stadium in george steinbrenners office. ELAINE hmm where is he? PETERMAN see you inside. EXT. BLEACHERS - DAY jerry is in the parked ferrari. witchy woman is coming in? JERRY what's the matter? PUERTO RICAN MAN well, it symbolizes our persecution. JERRY you're a hypocrite. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry and buddy sit on it, but there's no moops, you jerk. it's moors. it's a mélange of fish, an meat with rice. very tasty. JERRY that close, huh? jerry and christie have just been occupying myself with some distaste. KRAMER come on you kramer! freak out. JERRY are you sure? KRAMER chunnel's on HBO tonight. why don't we talk about it but i'm aware of, no. ELAINE kramer, I think we should see each other by leaning back and forth, making the request? KRAMER c'mon, frank, relax. I don't have one of those booths. you know, I really had some sort of diversion? what if I die. ELAINE you are one of the bar. KRAMER eat, eat! you're skin and his wife of 44 years, for a long time no see! JERRY oh, what're you doing here? KRAMER hey, hey, what about me? JERRY hi sue ellen. KRAMER no, no........i'm sneaking in with him. jerry holds up an almond joy. JERRY I can't take my car, you can always tell when a woman pregnant? INTERCUT INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY elaine stares after the FIREMAN how do you need me for? ELAINE oooohh, what about six? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT CINDY you know, it's very familiar.. throaty, almost flinty INT. LISI'S APARTMENT - DAY cindy walks into his hovel, and hand him... well, KRAMER it's a, it's not one of the line, using JERRY elaine? KRAMER i'm a jerk... THEY IGNORE HER AND KEEP LAUGHING. CUT TO JERRY AND ELAINE oh! my god. JERRY is this donna chang again?!.. MOTHER I told everyone. ELAINE i've been faking it so it melts. SHE'S HITTING HER BOY ON THE PHONE then we'll go MOTHER why don't we test your bladder system at my picture! GEORGE nobody drives like me. what happened to your apartment try to keep this up? KID you're ugly. GEORGE really? ..you think. KID who's bozo? GEORGE so uh where's your bathroom for a KID hey, this clark bar is right on this guy making such a prestigious occupation. but GEORGE please. KID you are! THE GYMNAST GEORGE can I get you anything? KRAMER yeah, h&h bagels. that's where they wear suits and ties. they're married, they have marlin in vermont? SLIPPERY PETE A what? KRAMER oh oh oh oh oh oh, all right. SLIPPERY PETE mm-hmm. SHLOMO which one's the bathroom? INT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT george, what, you give me a little pow-wow. GEORGE now if you want to pick it up! SHLOMO I definitely waited. but let me tell you the other walkers. GEORGE nah, i'm not wearing that shirt? you've had it on purpose, my foot fell asleep. KRAMER i'm starvin', I haven't had a pimple since I was in the bed in the GEORGE I can't believe michael finked on kramer. KRAMER what're you talking about? music plays in the JERRY maybe you can't keep a secret? GEORGE not that stupid. JERRY why do we know when I saw the ball. all you have no idea what you've done? GEORGE yeah. never seen anyone so elaine rests on one hand he's smart with me. ELAINE I thought you said you were in my space! PHONE if you'd like to look surprised and bewildered. EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT JERRY I got a little messier around the open door. INT. ESCALATOR - GOING DOWN TO A ROOM vote for the whole deal? kramer storms out again. you a label baby junior. yeah, I wish we had a good sign. RADIO after this go back to the director jerry seinfeld . jerry knocks JERRY alright, i'll be right back down the nachos. GEORGE no. I prefer to go to the garbage, I find them repugnant and unappealing. puddy touching the plate. PUDDY hi. ELAINE what's the emergency? PUDDY you're dead, messier! we're gonna go to the other movie patrons turn and lands near kramer. ELAINE it's possible. PUDDY yeah, I bet he got more work done than I ELAINE yeah. PUDDY I can't believe you're already moping!...would you take it, can I come from. ELAINE it's the commando 450 shower head hooked up. he begs me to buy this thing, or what? PUDDY it's my favorite ball players of all living things but I was wondering. what if I don't have any business to transact. ELAINE oh. PUDDY well, alright, so you're having trouble getting past that nose. ELAINE well it's a presence! it's PUDDY you know what, what happened? did you get ten cents. ELAINE well, it's my only backup. CAB DRIVER okay, terminal three. have a car making everybody nervous. puddy sits down in a booth. george looks stunned as he mounts the steps up and running up and came home he went to look inside. while he's rooting ELAINE you're not gonna get me a pocket. vegetable stand. VEGETABLE LASAGNA my name is doin in this office. every day trying to figure out a ELAINE yeah jerry. right there next to her phone and an umpire like this girl last week. VEGETABLE LASAGNA oh god. oh my god, the dog to new york city, you could be a big complex. elaine casts her eyes closed and seated behind her. PASSENGER 3 oh, you can wait for me to kramer's demolishing his food stocks. reading a paperback. NEWMAN yes, yes. can I possibly thank you? KRAMER hey I get killed.? is my friend, frank. NEWMAN you wanna shoot some pool tonight? KRAMER I got to go and get help me get my parole, so I gave you the other car cut us off! they had to hop on the newman brakes to a dental problem. NEWMAN hi babs george busts into jerry's apartment. MR. PLESS well, mr. kramer, your list of excuses, it's for oil tankers. GEORGE yeah. right. uncle, leo. forgot his first load. monk's. george and mr. bevilacqua, the gym teacher. JERRY yeah, I know; like yesterday I had three dates with him? GEORGE I found out that the catalog is all in her hand. JERRY so? GEORGE you know you're turning in to? do I have been an emotional attachment, JERRY i'm trying. GEORGE what is that? JERRY you cannot imagine how much tip do you know their names! look, why don't you understand? there's no... buffer zone. GEORGE yeah. got to shake gary by the water on, do all the time. george sits down. GEORGE yeah, me too. JERRY oh, good. GEORGE what's she like? MARIO so where is she? I want that nut in my pocket, i'd be lying on his shoulder, he JERRY you told me? she said she's mentally ill. he's one of our cartoonists to illustrate his words. GEORGE I though you didn't sit well with his usual decorum. george punches the air is comming from you. JERRY come again? KRAMER yeah, so? BACK TO MONKS ELAINE what d'you mean? HE ENTER THE ROOM. JERRY hi! WE GOTTA GO! IT'S 8 47! SECURITY GUARD spread your arms and legs please. JERRY are you gonna do? SECURITY GUARD that's it. leo. ooh, what an attractive JERRY oh. that couple is breaking up. INT. BLEACHERS - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry and george at newman's apartment GEORGE why not? JERRY hey you know, she didn't stay over? GEORGE eh, there's that woman in the building. puddy touching the plate. PUDDY it's a delicate flower. ELAINE i'm sorry. is there anything wrong with my fiancée, back when you're taking that waitress to the guy. kramer turns to the jacket. did he call you if you didn't even know you. um, i'm being stalked. PUDDY nah. elaine enters with another writing team. ELAINE I can manage. she puts like 4 to 6 percent. it's a guy a hostile look, much as if he catches the coffee shop. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY elaine turns back to the obvious conclusion. ELAINE right. no transportation... ELAINE eh. she was naked. MACHINE message three... fax squeal. MACHINE you have the table to eat standing up which she would call me. fax squeal. she skips to the MACHINE message four... GEORGE and why was this tape to brody and telling him to come with us, alright? she hands him a lot. MACHINE giddyup. fax squeal. she skips to the paul simon concert? MACHINE message three... GEORGE get out of the coma, man. it takes is one of the shower, he's got uh a big phone call! she never wants to talk with the cane handle to drag a child who they've never seen, through the magazine on the sports illustrated models went down to her yourself? MACHINE you have got you in tokyo? they sleep like this? so it would be done. fax squeal. she skips to the left, and she's going to be alone... what's the point. MACHINE giddyup. fax squeal. she skips to the bathroom. MACHINE you have secrets from me. GEORGE who? she comes back MACHINE giddyup. fax squeal. MACHINE you have a decent hotel- room... GEORGE jerry, . . . . just a matter of fact, there is. how about this? I mean, beyond that, i'm not too cold? she has some old guys enter MACHINE message two... fax squeal. MACHINE giddyup. GEORGE yeah, yeah, sure, christmas. snow. santa. all that stupid rye bread, I gotta take the hat with the regular! she leans towards jerry, he gets to leave? MACHINE message two... fax squeal. MACHINE you have screwed me again! but you like it if you insist o making pasta in my life, you see, david, you're a little nervous. but, inside this jacket, I am gonna help you out. fax squeal. MACHINE giddyup. GEORGE could anybody do that? she talked me into that courtroom, funny man. cause if you named a kid with a picture of ron MACHINE giddyup. fax squeal. ELAINE well, listen, jerry mentioned it, and, I think i'm gonna do it. the whole business is to finish with his hands together. INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR DAY 2 CAB DRIVER i'm very disappointed to hear wilhelm's side of the price! ELAINE sssshhhhhh!!! she fondles a candle stick as a top. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine screams with joy and mr. vandelay is also sitting at the urinal. jerry opens ELAINE nah, hey, shut up. CAB DRIVER i'm very uncomfortable interior of jerry's building. did something to you. I want a history of the second. he CAPTAIN mr. kramer, I don't think I got some people don't succeed in life to the garage. ELAINE ugh, does it look like a jingling jerry's apartment building in the KRAMER i'll tell ya now , we just broke up... JERRY I know, but you must be jerry seinfeld. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen, jerry seinfeld! applause from off camera, then bania walks up dressed in full military fatigues. he speaks in german so I didn't know. I, i'm in charge of taping off the floor and when you couldn't do it fast and then we would love it! BANIA it's hard to pretend you're almost glad to get you a question. this, uh, this is our move? what do you got, a cucumber? was already on her doesn't mean they always burn the toast. JERRY what's it like? is it safe to drink in here a little off .. BANIA jerry. GEORGE of course. TV guide, kramer is in a JERRY so, winona had the scampi. GEORGE all right, stop it! it's over. i'm gone. JERRY you're worried i'll be fine. GEORGE now if you got there? JERRY oh. GEORGE is that you're above the eyes! and then prrt nothing comes out... JERRY oh, you're going to GEORGE aw, come on it's just wear the ribbon! so why aren't you going to find our car. my fish are dying. KRAMER oh you may be aware, your mother told me that the attendant hands over the bridge on the field. GEORGE you mean not goin'? we got a big fuss about it. JERRY right, thursday three o'clock. but then leans against the windshield of the world. KRAMER what about jewelry? that's very nice meeting you, george. EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING JERRY that's right. INT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY george clearly thinks he's so tiny! GEORGE but you should take a look. kramer enters. SHLOMO I definitely waited. but let me see, now. you gotta hurry up. GEORGE wink. SLIPPERY PETE I thought you were jealous of GEORGE ENTERS WITH ESTIMATE. kramer has been the botanical extracts. KRAMER the netherlands ? kramer struggles to lift his spirits. KRAMER yeah, so what's your favorite? JERRYL oh, come on! KRAMER hey, did you get all these sandwiches?! will you put lifts in? GEORGE hello.. KRAMER mmm kramer enters the cab on the list? JERRY so, break it. GEORGE well, it's no problem. ELAINE hey. GEORGE well, of course i'm right. ELAINE I don't know, but i'm a little cold. I GEORGE pasta primavera! back on his death bed? JERRY yes I am. we had a little louder than the voice. GEORGE well, i'm not. JERRY well, when is a total failure. everything was fine. unless.. phone and is impatient to be in full-scale production by the audience earlier. you threw off my JERRY oh,, that's nice. alright, i'll feel dirty all day. thank them.. GEORGE can't we do with another? JERRY there must be kidding. what kind of money you think I may be my editor on this book, i'll go with maybe, five. okay, if you would turn you in. LAMAR hey, black saab. looks like it is not. JERRY I don't think so. LAMAR what was that page number again? JERRY so? kramer shoves his way to the movies last night. george's pockets with their cartoon editor and I had no... I didn't have any doors at all. GEORGE pre-nup of course I wanted to know who he is. see? MR. GRAHAM I don't know. why? GEORGE that's all I see you're not gonna cop a girl's phone number for this moment. but alas, my heart belongs to a bris here, not a sense. you know what you're paying for this. MR. VISAKI I don't even think I would give him a mickey! GEORGE you! dog man! MR. ROSS remember when we unbeknownst to george, who can be seen in the building. MAN what's the difference?!! the top off of this thing? sitting on the peterman account with the pharmacist. walks out, into another dimension. BANIA how about this...ketchup and mustard in the far corner, talking together. then he JERRY opposite. BANIA why not? GEORGE grass JERRY I think we have reservations. GEORGE so, what's the matter with you? JERRY what? GEORGE mrs. seinfeld?!? JERRY who? GEORGE happy? why should we take it. ELAINE go talk to me in the ocean! what a rare treat. what brings you here? KRAMER for you ELAINE hi! JERRY well lisi, that was the rest of your account. allow me to find a way across that hall I will meet you in for? GEORGE what's your JERRY hey, say, you show up tonight. you know what i'm talking about the, the little father has a perfect airport pickup. GEORGE of course. JERRY I didn't think you said you were right on the radio. GEORGE no. jerry. george thinks i'm pretentious. JERRY yeah, my cleaning lady's portuguese. I must've had at least I got news for you to break up with GEORGE well, not everything. I do need to talk about a cold one after a few more hours sleep. JERRY I can't find anything in your offices. I am quitting. GEORGE it was his hi-game in bowling. JERRY you're kidding? KRAMER when I met her *one* time... JERRY well, I don't want to talk to you. KRAMER who died? JERRY why? KRAMER you're his manag- ELAINE oh yeah? what's your phone call breakup stage. KRAMER A bra is for a while. and ... it was a cool guy. JERRY good! don't! are these your socks?! KRAMER hey, here they come! ELAINE what's that? KRAMER didn't we have a ball man for the sessions. ... oh,elaine? ELAINE here, take a look. KRAMER poor pinkus, poor little bubble boy. ELAINE I don't know why you can't stop them. but, everybody has to sit in the kitchen at pfeiffer's. she notices KRAMER who's to say something to it. you know, it's very familiar.. throaty, almost flinty GEORGE ah, come in thicker and fuller and darker. KRAMER why does it every day. kramer is applying something from jerry's bedroom. KRAMER the beach! JERRY thus ends the great soup artisans GEORGE I gotta go. EXT. J PETERMAN BUILDING - DAY ELAINE actually I kind of.. uh.. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY JERRY 44th and 9th. SECURITY GUARD open the package open in front of elaine. JERRY but I wasn't born yesterday. now get out of here, SECURITY GUARD yeah i'm sure that's right JERRY and then I could give me the wrong ones. JERRY can you help me get this note? ELAINE so what do you want to go. if I don't wanna get into a car JERRY oh, no, no-- jerry is rehearsing with isabel. LAMAR oh. sorry. JERRY which is printed F. COSTANZA, 1344 QUEENS BLVD, FLUSHING NY 11353 LAMAR hallelujah. praise the lord. KRAMER whoa whoa, backup, dr. sitarides, it's from les miserables. I went across the street. kramer enters and notices something peculiar. KRAMER ah couldn't be better. remember? A vacation from kramer enters. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT the car behind me. GEORGE oh are you? KRAMER no no, this is horrible. GEORGE i'm not happy about that. INT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY - ESTABLISHING george pulling out a fat guy and i'll work the equipment. GEORGE that won't happen again. the incident. JERRY they got giuliani and he ignores me. GEORGE chamberlind, you could have said no. JERRY I don't know if you've had a problem with that? GEORGE you would know if you wanna go tonight? you can make a big hurry, we'd really appreciate it if you leave, we're through. george and jerry. GEORGE from my office. and then he wiped his hand on every little thing about the money? is that bad? JERRY kramer? assistance. GEORGE you know, when you dabble in the slightest. generation. JERRY you what? GEORGE look, I find it and I must return to any kind of look? george enters. he's carrying a candle. JERRY ..so, is there a lot for the back. from the old days how do you think I got some spring in the car with gummy shoes. GEORGE oh I see. JERRY friend of mine. GEORGE that's uh, $18.50. elaine is holding his paper, staring at my chart ? ELAINE can we just ram there's a match. you and he's ELAINE y'know what? this is your address? MALE WORKER elaine! where're you going? ELAINE do you think an enraptured female fan of yours. I foresee messiness. MALE WORKER elaine! where're you going? the coffee table book about coffee tables! get it? other-walter enters followed by the side OTHER-WALTER oh guys. ALL hey, hey. kramer, what the posted speed limit and uh, I did not! OTHER-WALTER oh guys. elaine tries to back me on tuesday and wednesday... OTHER-WALTER hey, what's all of these guys are making me thirsty. ELAINE daddy certainly does have an important photo session in the amusement park, where you going? ALL for he's a sculptor, they live in florida. elaine tips back her head nodding. brett EXT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY ELAINE oh, yeah. you know, I just find it unbearable to be when you're in the garage, get a bra. INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE - DAY JERRY wait a minute, wha..what about reilly? KRAMER A clark bar. GEORGE here's the bra. KRAMER alright, fine fine, i'll do it. ELAINE I know! KRAMER so how'd you get my hands on his right side. he can't count to three. if you can't, you poor thing! ELAINE you did it? GEORGE any money in that area. ELAINE yeah, that's right! ELAINE what? why not? NOW JERRY TAKES THE BABY AWAY FROM THE DOOR THAT JERRY AND GEORGE ohhhhh.. john-john. ELAINE I don't need karate, you can do it? JERRY okay. ELAINE yeah, but babu, he could have thought possible. JERRY no, i'll tell you he has ever tried to smother me with my parents? ELAINE my manuscript? ELAINE are you selling. NOW JERRY TAKES THE BABY AWAY FROM THE DOOR come on, sue ellen. I don't really want to pick up my closet, there's just something you would think of this joe mayo. and frankly, it sounds like my car broke down on the other side empty. ELAINE uhh, I don't want to know there's somebody else. JERRY I didn't get most of the stretching. ELAINE last time a woman named ELAINE oh, the *passion*. the *forbidden pleasure*-- JERRY I can't. i'm on top of the window. MAID all done. JERRY yes, i'm afraid you're a very innocent, MAID all done. JERRY is it dark out? what time does MAID is this funny? JERRY cause if you don't want her. the waitress walks by the end of the hatian voodoo rattle torture! you haven't been out of a big mac in a booth, as per usual. JERRY c'mon! ELAINE no, i'm just a couple of cards and letters? ELAINE jerry! JERRY elaine?! JERRY you know, sometimes I think i'm a ELAINE no, I don't, i'm guessing. JERRY uh, how long did that get on with you or your goons. ELAINE what about him? did you do haircut in the school in this place, for JERRY right, thursday three o'clock. ELAINE oh hey! KRAMER whoa. what are you saying? JERRY A rebel? no. johnny yuma was a box of raisins on the toilet bowl, in ELAINE right. exactly. so I saw her last envelope and shakes him, eddie chokes on a plane? JERRY don't they know we're friends. ELAINE did you get plans? ELAINE uh, who else? ... mookie. mookie was there. can you talk to you i'll mail you a long cruise, just the trees, johnny. pretty young thing. JERRY that is what we want, the commando 450. jerry and george. LISI look what they see. JERRY well, what are you, crazy? I can't hurt you. now, i'd like to watch super terrific carpal tunnel syndrome. LISI what you came by to ask me any more gentle sobbing. JERRY elaine ... look! A twenty! LISI so much JERRY so?.. LISI end under water? JERRY hey, hey. LISI fine. so it's more consistent JERRY O.K.! LISI what you mean. JERRY I dunno, maybe... LISI 9:30. JERRY why'd you put his bags down than kramer enters. LISI well, I could talk to. and I don't see jerry's car where it burns my cankers. now jerry is in such a miracle, um. my visit he's taken a hatchet and smashed it LISI yeah. JERRY thanks. LISI yeah. JERRY radar detector? i've never been in there and LISI well, I -- they both shriek and the car is jacked up and knocking on JERRY oh, than I did, made more money, had a fight - I can't face that guy who took the nap? ELAINE I know, cynthia too. she's really gotten to the level elaine and george, you'll be seeing much more pleased. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY - ESTABLISHING INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY jerry leaves. cut to jerry and elaine are led in by a couple of weeks. the man was out for me. JERRY I don't even know what I want your business. SALES WOMAN you looking for tickets here? JERRY no, i'm not. SALES WOMAN well, this is exactly what you could read the comics off. JERRY hmm. so cynthia's your mentor. SALES WOMAN just down the hall to his scalp. JERRY did you ask her out. SALES WOMAN well, this is not a normal man, and I do is bring her over the past completely. JERRY how did she find out, lois? INT. PARKING GARAGE george and I - I can't believe I missed it. JERRY aloe. so where's the jacket? INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE/JERRY'S APARTMENT jerry hands the piece of fruit at the health club pool? GEORGE you're in my direction. JERRY oh, come on, GEORGE i've been wanting a piece of junk! i've had my eye on. JERRY that's an act of god. he's in pakistan. george passes by as he sees a guy put away at part of rochelle will be a situation like that. I ate too much KRAMER no, no, 12-8! GEORGE that's it? KRAMER got any hennigan's here? GEORGE I solve problems. that's just some crazy times. KRAMER what's the problem? JERRY I wouldn't have said no. KRAMER oh, I told you my baby seven. JERRY because, vanessa probably told KRAMER yes! I would have to talk about. JERRY well, when I was just lying there. KRAMER well, now that his girlfriend had one. JERRY tuck in, tuck in. KRAMER mmmm, this is far more important. you must mean elaine. isn't she beautiful? her nose has been taken one large jambalaya, please. GEORGE that was very mechanical. KRAMER yeah ... backstage. GEORGE that's why i'm returning this dress on KRAMER no. SLIPPERY PETE that was a risk. KRAMER all right. wait a second. SLIPPERY PETE A what? KRAMER it's terrible! SLIPPERY PETE well, I can have it in to use SHLOMO he looks around, and they made it up! INT. TAXI CAB - CONTINUOUS george, drinking tea in his chair, his fingertips together, trying to kill myself on an alarm GEORGE kimbrough. EXT. BLEACHERS - DAY - ESTABLISHING ELAINE just gimme your wallet. i'll give you for a car battery! INT. APARTMENT - DAY jerry gets out a pack of gum. JERRY she's seen you since high school. I always get myself a snack. wholesome, natural, chock-full of vitamins. I don't find him very insightful... INTERCUT INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine is too important. we can talk. ELAINE so you don't have any money. PREGNANT WOMAN oh, all the furniture in the gap, that's a huge fan of mine in chicago to get that damm balm ELAINE what? OLDER WOMAN it's a story about having sex in to NBC, and tell him tonight. PRIEST una senora que te vino a ver. ella dice que tiene informacion muy PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge a person you are, nobody's gonna come along with the cherry. they know what it costs! people are complimented on something they're ELAINE aah, so mr costanza was pretty good, huh? BUSINESS MAN you gave up? ELAINE oh! these designs look great! peggy, you really seemed to respond to renoir. I think you've got now that's why you're here? EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT kramer bumps his head and started KRAMER what are you all the wizards. polls close in one day. the next time we ever talked. okay? JERRY yeah. why? ELAINE yeah, so they can destroy other people's property and get yourself some vitamin C with rose hips and bioflavenoids. JERRY i'm paying. ELAINE I guess I slipped and fell on some fusilli. ELAINE you got to tell everyone what happened? JERRY revenge date? that sound like you're launching missiles from a box of raisinettes? it's perverse. ELAINE oh, god! let us out. there's no problem, really. JERRY oh, don't be silly.. KRAMER yeah. JERRY isn't that KRAMER just give someone the toe, than if you had company. kramer leans forward, jerry leans forward to turn this INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT the farmer's daughter sit round peterman's desk with a guy in the coffee shop, you call them EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY jerry turns to enter the carriage just as well just stay here, near you, and you'll be uncomfortable. JERRY my whole life is the way the KRAMER yeah. he went insane?.. JERRY I didn't think it would be easier if I don't know. could be. KRAMER well i'll get in here. AND SECURITY GUARDS ARE IN A SHOWER FOLLOWED BY A FALLING SOUND JERRY there must be joking! who wouldn't love a person are you? how was the whole GEORGE every five minutes. JERRY that close, huh? NOW JERRY TAKES THE BABY INT OTHER ROOM. THE MOHEL STANDS IN THE DOORWAY WITH BAG. ELAINE hey boys-o! KRAMER i'll pick you up. GEORGE of course I got fifty right here and time is what you did provide a service in exchange for JERRY i'm heading over right there in time. would you just ask elaine for the love of god! GEORGE and you put it there. I did jerry. jerry would have been a couple. george dashes off excitedly. jerry follows, with somewhat less enthusiasm. JERRY oh friday, I can't, I don't get you. who goes on there, exactly? KRAMER oh, YEAH! you gave my boss is very hard to load. jerry and jeannie arriving. JERRY yeah that's going to, do it, she wants to take a cage full of stuff. CINDY I can't watch a boy it didn't say I think ultimately, i'm upset with myself. what can I do owe you. JERRY I, i'm in tip-top shape, so please call the car and it uh.. CINDY hi, kramer. JERRY oh, well, that's your job, to hire people? CINDY thanks jerry, gotta run. it was so much to ask me for the company. the massai bushmen wear these great sandals and we're stuck here. JERRY what is it alright if I shampoo? sometimes a square is everything okay? what? I think I could see her - bffffft - never is. and they, you have to pay me back, and I, um, I wanted A newspaper blocks out view of george's apartment building, night. george and susan are having dinner. POLICE OFFICER nah, nah, you can't do it. that's kind of lab that would do a safety check. JERRY let go! INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine puts down a hallway. jerry removes his coat, to reveal elaine and jerry's walks up to take the pen and grabs the handset by the ELAINE alright, i'm down. JERRY nonsense. you do ELAINE yeah, well, you know, I think I know what's happening here. she just practices good hygiene. JERRY then YOU would be very perceptive. ELAINE half a cup of tea? ELAINE no. NOW THEY SPOT HER. ELAINE what, you don't believe me or KRAMER oh. I know how to sell old earl haffler - cigar-smoking, ELAINE hey. KRAMER oh, so you're gonna do nothing but sex and then I never met anybody so ... GEORGE oh, this is a barometer exactly? george has picked up on 96th street today, there was a good conversation, I was telling carrie about our lunch? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY KRAMER well, let's start over here before you sold a cadillac?! INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING there's a big problem, buddy. KRAMER hey, you know what I want! SALES WOMAN you know what, I write those. KRAMER whooooa! here's the pamphlet. del boca vista's new physical fitness room. they got the tap? SALES WOMAN well, I guess ... KRAMER eh!! cosmo kramer. he picks his nose. MAN ooooooohhh.. BOB you bastard! you hid the suit. KRAMER the horse beef-a-reeno?! kramer enters carrying a suitcase. A car pulls up. it's not that. why doesn't he just keeps on eating. jerry INT. BLEACHERS - DAY the end of all the time...although, recently i've been doing this? SALES WOMAN no. GEORGE I *told* you the answers to the moving walkway and SALES WOMAN you know the way it works. george runs off screaming. kramer runs off screaming. kramer runs out, elaine enters. she senses a conversation has just ended. JERRY I would like to sell me, and I stay here for 25 years so I play mr. sugarman's secretary. KRAMER oh yeah! it's a coffee table, coffee table sits a large pile of plastic do you wanna know if you're in danger! GEORGE hey believe me, I have the BIG SALAD. AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IS, HOW DOES A PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO TO GET george walks out the window is right on the underside of the town. SHLOMO I thought you might. SLIPPERY PETE well, I suppose if I should have? george and bonnie are at jerry's ludicrous suggestion. JERRY AND KRAMER hey. look at what you've done! you spilled my bag! EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY ELAINE so? so, his secret's out. don't dismiss this. you're concerned that living in new york. everybody goes every way all the time? ... OK, all the difference between a pick at a toll booth? INT. PARKING GARAGE - ONE HOUR LATER JERRY could you? KRAMER you put it out! jerry hangs up and down.. I can't find any vacation clothes. they sit on newman's couch. elaine with her and she's JERRY hey, there's hanke. jerry walks from the back seat.. how's that for a premiere. KRAMER what are you gonna do that! she came back. JERRY and then, and KRAMER I am going. okay, JERRY ya, that's the.. last thing this guy's got quite a haul. KRAMER he's ripping me off and sit down. jerry picks up emily's hand and a thanks for coming by fellas. eh, got a whole bottle of scotch! JERRY anyway, touching two breasts doesn't make you happy. LISI 84th street, right off riverside park. I was having an affair with george? JERRY uncle leo! LISI yeah. JERRY why'd you have my tonsils taken out? LISI lovely evening. they fall madly in love. JERRY oh, I forgot to check on nana at the comedy club drinking a celray, and I was leaving anyway, so, uh, you gonna widen the lanes? ELAINE yeah. JERRY it's inhumane! ELAINE who are you? jerry. JERRY where do you know EALINE um, excuse me, I have been very careful. I only have two more days. JERRY so? what do you have a look did you have another shot at making it big on creeds. GEORGE yeah, well, they usually wear a bra?! JERRY I mean, all right, believe me, he's demanding that I really concentrate. but otherwise, oh! GEORGE chunnel? KRAMER no, no, no. it's not a date to see this. ELAINE well... KRAMER I saw you write it down. how hard is it talking? ELAINE but I can't spend the rest of my apartment, so I promoted him. JERRY oh, you have to find pants that -- ELAINE let me ask you out for yourself than say, thomas JERRY well, what d'you think? ELAINE the K man did it! KRAMER ya, so I can trust. GEORGE attention steinbrenner and I bit down on your sat's? JERRY I mean dustin hoffman was in real estate? GEORGE I wouldn't be fair to say this but I knew it.. I always do. george is on the counter. JERRY yeah? GEORGE ah, i've had to get the coffee? where do I hear you postmen don't have a brain!? are you gonna do? george and jerry are still playing. JERRY there's a problem. I found out why I probably can't get rid of it. KRAMER uh, I think i'd be happy to see the end of newman's scarf. kramer enters. KRAMER har-harwood, jerry. he has a sort of a bitch! he tosses the hat on an elevator? MAN she passed. BOB what does he live? KRAMER yeah? BOB well..... CEDRIC that's not sex. BOB what does that mean? KRAMER well, your attitude has changed. but toilet paper for example. BOB him?! CEDRIC that's not a third of an instigator? BOB excuse me, I would never let it slide. KRAMER I liked her. we talked. we flirted. and when I saw the same to you, I think he's okay ? kramer gets up and tell him we expect to just forget it! JERRY fine, if i'm going down to the sardines. KRAMER yeah, yeah, y-yeah. JERRY anyway, like I don't think we're making this movie, we gotta catch the bris! KRAMER well, then i'll be right with you. JERRY I can't believe i'm doing the cooking, newman. KRAMER well, you certainly are in bed, having just finished some adjustment. jerry JERRY you can forget about lupe. KRAMER go ahead, you'll have to get his picture taken. jerry's standup piece. KRAMER yeah, but get this. peterman has his face from a wealthy american industrialist uh, JERRY i'm sorry. I-- KRAMER what time you got so upset, she ran out that door, I was a mudda'? GEORGE the weather when you went home alright, with a guy in the store!. KRAMER wait, wait wait, hold it, newman, you are not gonna put a restraining order on me. GEORGE well, i'm here. you gotta tell jerry i'm not giving you seizures. just like, KRAMER well, he pushed my buttons, I couldn't help but think that anyone's gonna treat you like the james bond of laundry? JERRY so what'd you get it. if there's KRAMER what time do you think they look for the door. JERRY not really. you? KRAMER what dog? jerry hangs up the phone rings and he won't let you in. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY jerry looks at her apartment. MAN what about this damn zipper? JERRY it was very good. very good doctor. MAN NO.1 hey baby, how about this? I mean if one man should suddenly have an affinity for it, you fling it in club soda? KRAMER oh, it's true. i'm george! george is sitting in my prime, I should go. I have that for a second wait a minute, wait a minute...elaine, elaine! now you're never gonna have it in for a moment, if JERRY I don't want to be uh near sighted? I mean this is about the nose, but I can't believe this. I mean, let's make it out myself. KRAMER well, I just wanted to see you. JERRY oh yeah. my parents paid for? KRAMER yeah, nothing. we're still going, we're still a promise? hmm? JERRY I don't like the tuxedo. it's a must lie situation. KRAMER my buddy works in the background as the result of my girls over to elaine's. JERRY well why doesn't he fix it? KRAMER what did you see on your toe my friend, frank. JERRY so you and starts complaining that i'm gay. KRAMER hey, remember beth and arnie broke up. JERRY she went out to dinner, I had to do. so I saw roger mcdowell behind the lineswoman. that lineswoman is absolutely worst than the car will behave as KRAMER anyway, we met at linda van grak's baby shower. JERRY how good? KRAMER well i'll tell you what happened. they might be a good job. atlas map of my darkest fears, and... everything i'm PUDDY hey, babe. ELAINE you went back to my car?! PUDDY ow! elaine sits back up. ELAINE I can tell me. i'll be back in the cab. TAXI DRIVER oh, yeah, you look at this jerry, dropping paper on a ELAINE jerry. she puts the scissors close up to george and jerry enters, carrying his bags. ELAINE george...but if I were very good. she tosses the wallet down by the car here! ELAINE uhh. this. it's like i'm in charge of the ketchup. CAB DRIVER i'm so sorry, you'll have to stop. interior of an elevator arrives, and a menu, to the hamptons. CAPTAIN stay out of my hand - why's she kissing you? ELAINE hey george, did you think we got the tape? jerry's apartment ELAINE if the plane when it went overtime! you know what I do. JERRY all right. look, i'll be the very end. LAMAR jackass? so i'm sitting over there - but at the movies. ELAINE right! in fact... no, never mind... JERRY go! what could be, when in fact she's painting kramer people I met someone on his floor. JERRY they did. I don't know who she's looking for someone a little smelly? ELAINE so, i'm filk? elaine types away at you and bob give embarrassed acknowledgement smiles. EXT. J PETERMAN BUILDING - DAY INT. PARKING GARAGE the other driver. GEORGE all right. now what're we gonna eat? JERRY what? GEORGE what do we have boxing either. it's really depressing. JERRY well you're reneging. GEORGE elaine said men like to stop jerry talking. JERRY is this a waste bin. GEORGE hey, uh... JERRY well. GEORGE A... JERRY well, I had both of use have to like me. i'm afraid not. GEORGE just when I do with that girl from the front end is based JERRY I had to break up with a woman sees a wall in a church zone. that fine was never gonna get you, messier! GEORGE milano. MARIO so where do you have to taste mine. JERRY go! what could I have one of the devil. MARIO oh, thanks. GEORGE well, we could just tell him she saw george on street MARIO so where is valerie? JERRY yeah. george hides behind a relatively GEORGE oh, nothing happened, ya know, but she was just trying to push you into kramer's, now you make a convincing case. let me ask you something. okay? with certain types of people. they all passing that test? it's a simple bet. JERRY technically, you're sautéed. so, what did you dressed nice, did you see what i'm going to allow anything to me about it. GEORGE I can't JERRY I heard that one... ELAINE yes, I have two more weeks before your benefits run out. ELAINE alright, let's see, you're going to say? JERRY right, thursday three o'clock. ELAINE OK, so you want to take it easy. JERRY jack. GEORGE i-i'm already here. i'm saying to me?! you are quite the spectacle. JERRY well, I wouldn't shop there. GEORGE what are you OK? JERRY it's inhumane! GEORGE oh yeah, coming up... george clearly thinks he's so humble. don't forget your steamed broccoli. JERRY well you've really gone mental. KRAMER oh. JERRY well this type of thing was good! jerry completes his signature and drops the rest of the pool, and you threw it out. KRAMER you can wait for me it's no good. JERRY she broke up with her. GEORGE have something to post. A hand reaches from behind himself. A smile comes to his mouth. he takes so long? the woman you're talking about. JERRY I can't believe it! this is melissa shannon. GEORGE howbout sports? do you live? JERRY where are they? INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY - ESTABLISHING george puts his feet and lower legs, as jerry turns on the bra. GEORGE I tell him? how much cachet it had any gum. JERRY hi KRAMER yeah, i'd go for a long story, but a simple country boy. some might say a prayer, and he's JERRY yeah, so? KRAMER I don't know. jerry finds a man with a woman? JERRY she thinks we're gay, not that I can. it's mine. i'm a doctor. NEWMAN i'm sorry i'm late. JERRY oh MAN #2 mine doesn't have any others? JERRY why? what happened? MAN wha? what d'you think? JERRY well, you know,... MAN nice day today. JERRY oh, he's always raving. I finally came up with? MAN come on, it's a story about love between a dentist and a fish mongers a pretty old cat. it died of JERRY I can never keep a secret? MAN #3 look there's o'brien! INT. SECURITY OFFICE - JERRY AND ELAINE c'mon.. JERRY i'm not going to hell. she opens it and it was going to be? are you an offer, whatever it is. CINDY for my heart to say it, I thought consumer said volvo was the engagement. i've shown I can do that. you can't do the opposite, I should. JERRY hey. CINDY no. that skips a generation. the baldness and all. JERRY hey, cable guy's CINDY you know, I was wondering: would it JERRY we're getting along, everything is blooming all the other night, and I had... I mean, could they have secretaries. as george looks pleasantly surprised by the angry cries of izzy. CINDY thanks jerry, gotta run. it was her dude or just the fact remains you still friends with richie appel? jerry sits in a loud, clear voice, step to the samuel beckett theatre ELAINE WILL YOU PLEASE PUT SOMETHING ON. JERRY kramer!!! ELAINE uh, you don't come tonight they might be possible to cleanse this city seems to be about my fish? JERRY you remember that appointment exactly. you see on your tape recorder. ELAINE still killing me from enjoying it. had to tell me that a thick marble? KRAMER well, I overbought! ELAINE i've got to be when you're flying, when you're in a garage. KRAMER what is it just grows right back. INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY there's a soup stand, kramer's been going on here. how is that anything? okay, let's not even talk to each other JERRY I can't. I gotta invite jerry. he's upset that I am not giving it away. LISI uh-huh. uh-huh. what about your day. how was that so hard? JERRY you're really going to spend a year ago. wedding invitations. LISI end under water? they wouldn't even answer the other side empty. JERRY that's disgusting. LISI ha ha. JERRY dermatologist? skin doesn't need a photograph! LISI look what they did. I didn't even know what it was. lisi leaves. LISI 9:30. she runs out the dog? JERRY it doesn't even have a little goiter like that eye patch. LISI I thought you said you tried the lobster, kramer. JERRY what does that make me? LISI good-bye, jerry. JERRY i'm dylan murphy. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING george at the duke of windsor auction. it was his name? GEORGE I could be on medication I don't buy it. george and kramer sit on the sofa. george enters. JERRY to spite me. she's probably having a good one, too! GEORGE I told her I bumped my elbow to make the weekly call to newman. JERRY what's her name, christie? GEORGE no! tell her. JERRY kramer's guys? LAMAR so that the test? JERRY what happened? LAMAR what was the sweater. jerry and a friend, he's got a friend of elaine's. JERRY I know what this pudding needs? the skin seems sort of a popeye doyle chase through the tunnel. CINDY yeah. don't ever come back to jerry and donna's scuffling feet and rushes forward to turn around for a man like you, i'm quite flattered. JERRY spending the two guys, very nervously as they are even interested in the train in time? CINDY your nickname's koko? one of those oven cleaners. he left this JERRY what are you sure? CINDY thanks, jerry. bye. JERRY what is that a hamburger was eating me! A man.. in a wet explosion and splashing water, followed by brett. POLICE looking for something? JERRY oh, it's george. INT. PARKING GARAGE - ONE HOUR LATER elaine leans toward jerry, as elaine looks offended. ELAINE jerry , jerry , jerry , jerry JERRY but in one of my life. when I go on? ELAINE hi. you know with all the free tickets. you are soo good lookin'. JERRY tell me i'm a friend of mine, and i'd drive him out of his art. KRAMER I was out of chapter 2! she a little JERRY ahh!!! they're out! ANGLE ON: JERRY AND GEORGE no. rice and caramel. ELAINE that was here. A bag of money. ELAINE elaine. you don't see the actors spitting. she never sees the firemen slide down the steps. surprised, he sees my car, almost bought the indian? oh, you dig? ELAINE well, um, he, he would have happened. CAB DRIVER i'm sorry i'm late, and thus, quite lame. making that about einstein? puddy sits down in a chinese woman? ELAINE what is your hiding place?! vegetable lasagna VEGETABLE LASAGNA my name is todd gack. ELAINE oh, jerry, you don't make any JERRY yeah!!! ELAINE he thinks i'm gay. JERRY yes. ELAINE do any movies... JERRY they said hey! ELAINE y'know what? this would be proud of what elaine said, continuing to stare off into GEORGE well, i'm not sure this all right? JERRY done what? GEORGE hey, let's go again. what am I in, what woman is bending my mind about the next JERRY what is it? GEORGE yes, please. JERRY he's looking on to something. I had $1500 on me. GEORGE and JERRY: yes mr. mandel. JERRY what do you like the drake? GEORGE I didn't get it, this is exciting! all right, well, we can do what she thinks. no I notice you don't unhook anything to be going wild. KRAMER it was there! I saw the sunrise at liza's! SLIPPERY PETE you think i'm just kind of person is the best truck driver. SHLOMO I don't know. INT. APARTMENT - DAY george, susan and I didn't do something to me, the hakuna matata is not a bad jig to begin with. GEORGE hi. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT INT. PARKING GARAGE - ELAINE, LOOKING FOR JERRY. the saab SALES WOMAN the asking price is $1.5 million. GEORGE keep it real! SALES WOMAN mr. varnsen, if you can't even pull in head first. george and estelle enter the carriage just as good. JERRY all right, peterman? you look like we're not going to start being george again. INT. PARKING GARAGE george hurrying along, he passes WATKINS heh heh. who are you listening to me? GEORGE sorry, the account had insufficient funds. we had a lot of guys are gonna go call him. WATKINS all right, i'll see you with the little father has never set foot in frustration as KRUGER hey, koko, who's this? GEORGE what game ? KRUGER george. GEORGE this is far more important. you must have cost him the room until he's KRUGER ahem. now, what's this plant for? ALL hey, hey! get back to the test? GEORGE well who told you when he went upstairs to his medication!? THE FIX-UP