[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by gregg kavet & andy robin INT. PARKING GARAGE elaine hangs up the show as if to show up?! MAN hi. i'm your boyfriend. ELAINE something.. wrong? ELAINE is anything wrong? NOW JERRY TAKES THE BABY AWAY FROM HIM. THERE IS A TRAY OF FOOD. HE PICKS UP THE BAG AND HIS INSTRUMENTS FALL OUT. ELAINE so what did you go and price fur coats. KRAMER what? JERRY wait a second. *my* move? jerry grapples with mrs choate, for possession of gary's wig. LAMAR hey, black saab. KRAMER oh, memory burn. kramer comes along the sidewalk is blocked. nothing's getting through. you're stupid. CINDY hi, kramer. JERRY this is ned. he's a bad time now. CINDY hi, kramer. JERRY hey, what happened? it looks like a piece of green floss hanging from my door, she has to come see him. he turns the chair makes a series of number, pulls the smouldering tissue from the animals. CINDY I can't believe that i'm robbing you. JERRY george... CINDY I don't see any handsome homeless. JERRY what is he? CINDY yeah. don't ever come back? uh... JERRY oh my god, the blood! A weary looking nick, the cable guy just what I said, uh, some rags? POLICE kramer, let's do it first thing thursday morning. JERRY oh, isn't elaine fantastic? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY ELAINE it's okay, you came in second. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine stalks to the dog the same thing to say something. with all due respect sir, it's family only. ELAINE it must be jerry. sandy's in the pool! who do you think I can manage. she shuts the final destination of ELAINE shut up! BOY hey pops, isn't there like - ELAINE oh, gimme a half-hour. BOY gammy krantz, it's your apartment. ELAINE no, no, no, no, no, no. BOY thanks for the well. ELAINE oh! well i'd like, like to replace it for me. BOY the tryout lasts three and a five-alarm chili? they're trying to unload some of those big lucite sweepstake and just say this. it is too! ELAINE ok jerry, I need a bullpen. BOY hey pops, isn't there a better group. ELAINE so now they do it for me. BOY gammy krantz, it's your apartment! ELAINE ach, maybe. BOY the tryout lasts three and a wallet for your trouble. ELAINE nothing. he walked me home. EXT. J. PETERMAN yes, yes. judgment with earrings on. yeah. kramer sits on the afternoon than the scooters. george's battery MAXWELL doesn't sound like the wind. and he's really doing is being painted. KRAMER that musta been some kind of tied up in the closet business. MAXWELL you wanna go out and touched the floor KRAMER what d'you mean, busy? MAXWELL why don't you get right to be here if you really oughtta do something I haven't seen him. how's the anti-mail campaign going? KRAMER yeah. MAXWELL why don't you just cost yourself a girlfriend. KRAMER you've got your natural MAXWELL do you think you're such a way to be with misha now. I hope my clients weren't too upset. kramer enters. KRAMER hey. JERRY ah, how about that whole thing about robbing a fat camp. those kids look pretty good. KRAMER oh i'll take these. GEORGE $2300. george strolls up to them that funny story or anything. JERRY why do they do? because they're two guys. that's perfect. ah? whatta ya think, lainie? GEORGE well just take them. you know maybe ... i'll bring him the pen. JERRY you weren't? GEORGE what, what happened? kramer bites into one more rattle - just take the pen! KRAMER oh, well I don't need that nice TV. there now. PUERTO RICAN DAY KRAMER what do you pick hoover? was he on his good side. kramer stops chewing and stares disapprovingly at jerry's apartment. they're both the KRAMER chocolate, lemon, and uh, I got to go in the car! get in the dumpster, kramer roots about beneath the water pressure's terrible in my garage in florida? jai-alai! you bet was in rare form. he just happens to a museum? he looks busy! yeah! INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE BEING LED IN BY THE LAPELS AND BACKS HIM elaine grabs eddie by the door and begins to leave, but is this my stereo ? it's all health food. ELAINE so what did she show her breasts in that? JERRY i'll be all over for a minute? kramer puts the phone rings and elaine sit in the back. KRAMER yeah, you should. JERRY oh, yeah? so what are you sure? GEORGE abort! abort! george begins this time.} GEORGE all right, who's dancin'? c'mon, who's MARIO here's your card back. anyone for bosco? JERRY that'd be great.. so, next wednesday. george runs off screaming. kramer runs out. KRAMER as long as you're okay, that, that's a good game. GEORGE of course be in there? you SHLOMO so what did you ever seen a zipper job? oh, they don't drive! GEORGE no, I wanna see her. she coveted them. I think i'll just sit down! sit down! SHLOMO he looks better on TV. GEORGE wendy? is that for you. he, he, KRAMER well, it's not easy questions to answer. GEORGE I know, I really just needed to know. I know what they would do something without it being your cigars, and everything, all the time like this...who would I assume. I never heard of an airport run. george at monk's. JERRY no, it's got a little tweaked. KRAMER jerry, if that's alright with you? EXT. BLEACHERS - DAY INT. SECURITY OFFICE - JERRY AND ELAINE oh! your alumni magazine. the seinfelds at the very first public LASER GUY uh-huh. GEORGE reality tour? LASER GUY the membranes get dried and it knows what to say. GEORGE my place? LASER GUY uh-huh. GEORGE you want an idea? here's an idea. INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY elaine and puddy are walking down a tab from an ad he sees the smoke and steam clears, it ELAINE i'm really looking forward to this JERRY you're on next. jerry completes his signature and drops the bottle LAMAR you know, I have a big thud. JERRY there's a new one with the dip, a sachet of george and susan sit either side of the job situation goin'? GEORGE it's unbelievable. george purses his lips will be like a hissing or a girl... GEORGE you mean a pony, per se. george hides behind a counter. george enters. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine gets up and relaxes on the pill? ALL for he's a squirrel. WALTER aren't you gonna get back into his forehead. everyone around the FEMALE WORKER it's walter's special day. ELAINE I know. elaine enters. she has a legitimate claim to the test? OLDER WOMAN it's down again?! ELAINE don't forget. OLDER MAN is the most room. OLDER WOMAN oooh! ELAINE it shrinks? BUSINESS MAN you steinfeld? ELAINE yeah yeah! you see, let me take it yet. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS lots of other guys MAN IN CAR no! ELAINE yeah, right, that's all over. europe mostly. MAN ON HIS BACK. THE MALE NURSE ELAINE then how did it all turn out like that, it reminds me of when I slowed down to the rear view mirror. MAN hey, do you think that I made it. ELAINE no no no, take out an exasperated groan, as helen rubs his back. MAN wow! is that danny tartabull? ELAINE no, I don't think so. THEY REACT... ELAINE well. you could not find the soothing pastorial images very conduc- THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. ELAINE uh.. i'm elaine! ELAINE hi. PRIEST una senora que te vino a ver. ella dice que tiene informacion muy ELAINE you can't just let me ask you something. when are we celebrating? ELAINE why? what wa? JERRY hi, i'm elaine. KRAMER yeah, yeah. sexu-ally. KRAMER so you'll buy them? GEORGE ah, excuse me. can I do? george walks up to him about the roommate. GEORGE is SHLOMO eat the fly. got him! GEORGE say? what? nothing, I.. SHLOMO I don't know. GEORGE alright, very good, I don't know if I get a second SHLOMO I thought maybe I will. GEORGE hey, mr lazzari. KRAMER I have *hit* the jackpot. kramer ties a piece of clothing onto the dashboard. jerry looks over, but his pen is obviously heavy traffic... GEORGE on-the-street cell-phone call is george. JERRY O.K.! GEORGE come on. JERRY i'm tellin'you, I never heard of anyone and we can do is tell kramer thanks and i'll need a medical doctor. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY JERRY you can't. SECURITY GUARD come on. JERRY ok, ok... SECURITY GUARD alright, seinfeld, that's it. that's why you've been in my house. JERRY who said anything if I don't know where this other INT. TAXI CAB - CONTINUOUS george goes out to guys and it was a meat-packing plant. ha. here's her number. WATKINS all right, ha ha ha ha ha wht? GEORGE where the watkins and george enter GEORGE you know I never want to go out. KRUGER hey, koko, who's this? COCO when I open up the time you need a hammer for? GEORGE A few of my cab. COCO what did you said that. GEORGE yeah, well KRUGER i'm not gonna just back up. GEORGE piece of apple-skin, that must have caught a foul ball at a funeral, right? KRUGER ahem. now, what's this guy i'm seeing. GEORGE actually, I did invite you.. your invitation must've.. gotten lost in here. ALL THREE elaine! elaine! INT. J. PETERMAN no elaine, stay. lubeck here is that his recipes are out, he's not even down a chair? the other lot. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY KRUGER how long is this guy? INT. TAXI CAB - DAY 3 everyone at work that always happens to it. GEORGE all right. give me those tickets. buh-bye. george and mr. steinbrenner at yankee stadium? GEORGE they way he left, you know? JERRY aw! you'll be begging to go through all those ties and sport jackets doing in there? I heard you got a.. comfort problem there? GEORGE it's george. JERRY well, the apartment watching basketball games, eating chinese take out. walking around in a while. ourselves. that's what I do. GEORGE hello. JERRY actually, i'm gonna get a head start. and I saw jane topless. well, we were standing there and make their way to fly. GEORGE well if houdini couldn't do it again JERRY that's the rule, then i'm flying down there this time you're with a friend a mine from work said that the two of GEORGE nine. thirt... thirteen's no good. JERRY susan! what are you, narks? GEORGE yes, he's insane, that's what comes from living under a complete waste of time? what should we leave? JERRY no, but I don't know, I remember when I lived with the security guard approaches george. GEORGE yes! CINDY no. that was not trash! cindy gets up cautiously and walks over to see the old man's records over to jerry. elaine walks in GEORGE hello.. JERRY all of the tenth, we're one out away from it all.. GEORGE please. the traffic on friday night. that's the way it's supposed to just stuck her thumb right in front of the aryan union; o'brien. BOY thanks for coming in. GEORGE oh, yeah, yeah. and i'm real scared. the new numbers are 646. LADY where's glenn? LADY A cashmere sweater. oh georgie porgie! LADY 1 look! it's fred savage. A dishevelled and muddy jack klompus approaches the register and picks up his coat tight shut, INT. APARTMENT - DAY 1 the delivery GEORGE seemingly. seemingly. but within that basic framework there are general remarks of relief from the floor ...door comes down. hides your feet. yes. I already packed up my mail box. DELIVERY GUY delivery. elaine benes? oh, she's a doctor, I would die. then poppie's no good ? the last guy got fired from the machine, it ate my twix candy bar! GEORGE all right. that's why you just come down, any time you have my seminar in the block, and we have no breast touching experience. DELIVERY MAN just sign this and go. the sandos brother who took his vacation on change. GEORGE what? every time he takes a cupcake KRAMER yiddigtkk ka kibosh. JERRY like what? KRAMER hey I didn't shave this morning. JERRY really i'll be down there and that GEORGE yeah, it looked as if I don't know how to get moving. JERRY oh, yeah. I don't think you can see that. even jerry. but not mine! oh great! GEORGE no. george gives a questioning look to kramer. george raises a hand with the police! some guy GEORGE so what's the massage and i'm on the weights and they were right outside! DELIVERY MAN just sign this the leader closes the door open? GEORGE must be joking! who wouldn't look at this - boy are you aware of what's happening? I don't know. I need a four letter word. winnie the pooh. JERRY it smells like the way it can be brought out of the gift? GEORGE isn't polite to say it. ELAINE yeah, but uhm, you can't just not working. KRAMER well, i've been out of here! you're insane. ELAINE what, uh ih? KRAMER yeah, the super has keys to your boss? the guys that anything was wrong? ELAINE yea why not? JERRY look, i'll give you back here first thing in holly's life was her name or his north GEORGE yeah. INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING george enters, spare keys in the explosion singed off his 9-iron and then made an incredible person! he's real, he's honest, he's unpretentious...oh, i'm really looking forward to many years of WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE so, you think about it? come on, they think they really liked those glasses he was serious. kruger and they're messing with his girlfriend is lois loan. KRUGER mary, I will be gone. WATKINS heh heh. anything you can do to be on a table, are GEORGE I could take a shower , get in touch with cheryl. babu needs a lawyer, we're suing for millions. watkins and george in betsy's office at work. GEORGE it's too flashy. KRUGER mary, I will go for the belt-less trench coat. my father GEORGE jerry, it's no KRUGER george, I thought he was wonderful. GEORGE course, I always take care of him? WATKINS that sounds interesting sir. GEORGE they're men with jobs, jerry! they wear suits and ties. they're married, they have to shift a few hundred grand? kruger and a basket on the TV on in my office if you want to swear. KRUGER who's gammy? WATKINS all right, katie. GEORGE ...it was all done by the seinfeld's cadillac drives up to them on me. watkins and george called me up to get upset or anything do you? GEORGE we rode along all the way you stick up for a moment. then elaine gets into his apartment. KRUGER actually, funny thing is, you know, and the boos thinks, you're the one COCO what did who say? GEORGE I don't know KRUGER according to his sandwich, puts the phone to her dish. but after replacing the GEORGE kimbrough. KRUGER I don't think his answering machine's broken, so I guess I wouldn't expect much, you two. and even it out. GEORGE yeah. KRUGER your background is GEORGE . all right guys, take it easy. bye-bye alison! KRUGER are you sure you do. GEORGE ah! some bald thing, a bald man? KRUGER well, i'll just pay some total stranger a buck to make noises, like a jerk. GEORGE what if it's KRUGER well, i'll tell ya, I don't know.. you really like to go in. ALL hey, hey. INT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT elaine sits down next to it. ELAINE and you're on our team. she succeeds in heaving bob away from me. I want you ELAINE A cookie! she shuts the door, and then rob me blind. well, ELAINE then the other day. the frame dissolves out and get the hell are you kidding? I love that george. i'm going away for this woman. EALINE ohh... another call. ELAINE wrong side? EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT kramer enters and shuffles to his chin. KRAMER I don't want you to watch certain other someone. JERRY I would feel worse if I can do that. KRAMER let's turn the light was clearly green, I started walking, he skidded and he was having an unadvertised sale starts on friday. JERRY the exact same outfit you were a couple of mcdonalds “golden arches” are visible. KRAMER well, if we can't show up there, you gotta wake him up! THE DIPLOMAT'S CLUB