[generated output in 1 tries] THE DRAKE ah, that jerry's a nazi?! written by alec berg, jeff schaffer exterior of george's car. A number of toys. a shame. that's just the fact that christie is GEORGE I didn't know you had dinner with us today, she would be nice if you leave, we're through. JERRY he needs to be out? ELAINE jerry, can't you get him a tube of a really funny written on the starship enterprise. you know JERRY see, I told jerry! ELAINE this is my building. I guess she's still doing that? JERRY of course try on, when you get food? people start going under the counter. he has this power and prestige to JERRY we made quite a racket. I take a bus. ELAINE I mean, I thought you said I wasn't her type. apparently *baldy* likes a date to end. in that cramped little apartment. and JERRY it's funny! ELAINE i'm gonna date her. JERRY all right. ELAINE assassins! how dare you? come on, jackie. let's go. JERRY there's no chance of any kind you want, ELAINE mr. peterman, there's something I don't know where it lands by kramer opens a cupboard. his eyes and fallen asleep while leaning on the bro. kramer stands in front of you. do I say about my party. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY jerry and kramer translates. JERRY yeah. SALES WOMAN well, you're looking up and excuse and got the fudge on your JERRY oh all right. SALES WOMAN you know I have been for them, love the people JERRY oh, did you send me off SALES WOMAN it's a haaazy mystery. JERRY it's been an SALES WOMAN did he just come out to JERRY your breath smelled like hummus. INT. BLEACHERS - DAY JERRY hello? who's this? INT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT KRAMER what? GEORGE c'mon. wilkinson's got a great idea. INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY - ESTABLISHING george is trying not to mention the damage is probably already done. JERRY it's been flagged. KRAMER why don't you just come in? kramer walks in. he has ideas. KRAMER what, did you see how insulted he was? what about this relationship. really happy. jerry answers the phone, and getting you. JERRY did you leave right now, I will just return the pen. the one who always has to give it to the bathroom. INTERCUT INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY elaine is peering down the street outside the window, he sees an item on the road, on the cable guy climbs from the islands, we'll be ready a week from thursday. PETERMAN well, i'm calling it off. remember poli sci? how many miles you got me thirty percent off. ELAINE well did you get a free sample in with those mayans. PETERMAN and, in the car. we all saw his act, last year, our city council by a fragrance. ELAINE hey!! I found the best-smelling detergent. lena, smell my arm... smell it! PETERMAN then in the courtroom today ELAINE we're not going? PETERMAN ha ha, oh all right, this is elaine. ELAINE well, I suppose he could borrow it. yeah, he seems harmless. PETERMAN elaine? guess what. lubeck inspects the cake. outside in the conversation. PETERMAN she's stuffed up, achy, and suffering from intense malaise. LUBECK no. they have discussings... PETERMAN see you lift that. LUBECK you all dressed up for? PETERMAN what does he do, if you got one!!! LUBECK no, $2.19. it's an indication of trust. PETERMAN I saw it was funny! you know, I think we stopped. LUBECK no, $2.19. it's an apple. PETERMAN sotheby's is having her in jail. so you're denying him the truth. LUBECK no, $2.19. it's an exclamation points at the time to see kramer and the shmoopy, shmoopy, shmoopy out in the car? ELAINE well, you know.. not in the kitchen kramer is still behind the counter and punch you in on this earth. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS INT. PARKING GARAGE - KRAMER, WANDERING AIMLESSLY. jerry has just arrived with his mouth like he's going with my glasses. GEORGE elaine? JERRY i'm going shopping with susan. KRAMER yeah. there ya go. KRAMER yeah, but that didn't sound like you to spend the rest of the question! GEORGE I just got back from his face KRAMER well, he can't not be as good. JERRY that's not in the wheelchair. KRAMER well I think so. JERRY you're nobody. KRAMER hey, buddy. how was the dry heaves. JERRY no, you won't. KRAMER jerry too, of course. TV guide, kramer is checking his phone rings. JERRY I know, but it's just a little summer left. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen of the gods. applause from off camera, then bania walks up to westchester - gonna hit the table. BANIA kramer. was wrong, you were feeling. JERRY yes, they do! BANIA hey kramer. and you were saying. GEORGE cut it. JERRY that's disgusting. GEORGE she just didn't want to miss anything. ELAINE you think? GEORGE no. JERRY yeah. GEORGE not that much. they might be real. JERRY you sure? GEORGE I feel like its gonna JERRY so, I guess she was impressed. you know, you're the insignificant piece of cloth that's slipped underneath and it's where I like to hear another word. and to the headboard and we'll refund half your fare. GEORGE ok, we got plenty of ideas. JERRY good to see it sunday. george sits waiting. lloyd gets in. he bangs on the arm of the chrysler building? yeah, that's possible. KRAMER where can I prove it? ah! can't, dammit. STOCK FOOTAGE puerto rican flag! INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine grabs at the auction is in disorder. first thing about that guy last night. JERRY i'm gonna treat you like the movie? ELAINE huh? ELAINE oh. JERRY AND KRAMER GEORGE what's that? JERRY I mean what you ought to do with all that. GEORGE kramer. anything good in george and I wasn't going to put my nana in a wide variety of ways. but the suspense is killing me. SHLOMO he looks around to say anything. SLIPPERY PETE I thought she got up, I mean, he's acting really weird lately...he's different. george continues his necessary business. JERRY nobody you know... the friend of george and I withdrew, and so they deported me. it's eating you up to? KRAMER no, no, jerry's apartment building then inside to the airport. KRAMER oh, yeah. ghandi loved triscuits. JERRY kramer, I want you to do this. KRAMER well, I could let the girls decide. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY INT. SECURITY OFFICE - JERRY AND ELAINE EXCHANGE GLANCE. MYRA IS BREAST FEEDING. JERRY WINCES, HE CAN'T JUMP. THERE GOES MY SNEAKER BUSINESS!! she could come. ELAINE you didn't expect to just let me ask you - you gotta know she has to ask him to the show. EXT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING GEORGE ...and then julianna asked me out to lunch and to cover his face. INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY JERRY I think i'm gonna explain what boxes. INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine walks back into his face. um, he's stocky. PETERMAN snag? ELAINE yeah, but maybe I will have to worry about a woman, not a name. PETERMAN ...and I, of course, i'm from witchita, so... lubeck inspects the cake. outside in the kitchen. jerry looks over at elaine, with a PETERMAN ...and I, of course, I wouldn't, I mean what if, what if, this this guy is the big look expert. I wanna know what a family! LUBECK charmed. ELAINE I really liked her. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY CINDY yeah. coco. that girl's all right. i'm here to INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY cindy walks out of the list. KRAMER look, do you see him tomorrow and i'll be back. JERRY wow! that's incredible......but you don't even want us in trouble. GEORGE i'd like to, i've never seen this before? george pushes the wheelchair on through the store in your seat forward. KRAMER hey! hi elaine! JERRY I geve your ticket to the friars club. jerry enters after his act. kramer enters. KRAMER hello, vivian! oh, this is really old. you don't have it sticking out of nowhere. I mean, in all my years on the label maker, do you? GEORGE any, uh.. progress, there? what's the difference who's tall. we're all throwing the set? KRAMER i'm gonna sleep.... GEORGE who's going to do. KRAMER why? GEORGE you got a big appetite. KRAMER did you build this thing? GEORGE any money from you, i'm just curious. remember the elevator. KRAMER it's a funny word. can I prove it? ah! can't, dammit. GEORGE why is kramer back from latvia. JERRY have you been doing? GEORGE pretend you didn't like that roast beef, so how was the last time you use a little george joins GEORGE what did he leave any tickets here for a while, but things didn't JERRY it's one of those vinyl things? GEORGE shut your mouths or i'll tell. JERRY where? GEORGE ovaltine. have you been up here. elaine enters ELAINE noreen, were you just come wandering out of prison. i'm sitting over there with helms and hunt PHONE TAPE jerry, this is a sick, demented person wants another person's glasses? ELAINE are you sure it was in snitzer's bakery when I was doing well over 100. PHONE mr. morgan is a thin tie like that? and those are my friend. ELAINE hey. PHONE if you'd like to stick it. ELAINE yup. PHONE MAN look, I need more tissues! look at this sport jacket. ELAINE mr lippman? PHONE mr. morgan up at work. ELAINE books, jerry. PHONE RINGS ELAINE well... INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY elaine collects her bag, and drops it on elaine. MAN hey hey hey!! come on! ELAINE what if. MAN #1 hey, what's the matter with you? ELAINE oh, yeah... puddy. well, I don't think so. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY 3 lots of packaging. MAN sure. ELAINE I don't have to be atwork. I could have actually gone to see what just happened, MAN wow! is that when he went too early. ELAINE he thinks you're a bunch of stuff here. . . gimme that - you wanna hear anymore of your mind?! MAN watch your step. ELAINE oh, gimme a break.. MAN you're soaking me, you're not the left arm! ELAINE it's not like changing toothpaste. THEY OPEN THE DOOR! JERRY oh, I always get to talk about us? KRAMER bye-bye. jackie, you did having the same thing to puddy's radio that the dude plays the showroom and i'm not moving in. jerry and elaine is tapping at a meeting at the restaurant, with george chasing her. KRAMER I tell jerry about the gap in the bunker? JERRY oh, my god! jerry! my friend, that's what I just have a chance? ELAINE I thought it was... KRAMER any news? ELAINE well I can't stop myself from... KRAMER yes I was, I was stopped for speeding. yes, I did. my boyfriend and that we're in the cigar store, without an indian? JERRY do I look? KRAMER well, she's a tough one. what about you? you don't see it again. GEORGE hey, i've never been to the door, jerry answers the phone. KRAMER OH YEAH! ALL RIGHT! JERRY snowball? you were swimming in the coffee shop. GEORGE joe dimaggio. ELAINE huh... thursday is not coming over. JERRY I can't. I denounced them. maybe i'll just go in the ELAINE I wouldn't mind seeing something happening between you and... marsha mason? ELAINE good. okay, well, we're coming down. JERRY call rachel. ELAINE hey. lamar drives up in here, emotionally unavailable, paying scrubwomen for sexual favors! no! jerry, I need some help over there. LAMAR oh. sorry. he approaches helen for a while back. got me an apartment in this little bunny giving you my address? JERRY oh god, oh god. GEORGE why don't you just bring it in sideways and hook it. GEORGE what about you? you think i'm gonna go call work to be funny? AMY oh sure, i'll do GEORGE no...no...no, I hate to hear about gary fogel? AMY there is no way you're going to say it was? GEORGE purple 23. I could've killed you, and kramer, you're fighting children?! GEORGE he's actually doing him a tissue. in fact, we don't have a piece of me?! AMY so what are you doing here? GEORGE what are you lucky - another spot - right in your head a few words of nonsense spanish out of their hair than me. AMY what are we, uh, we were getting GEORGE what? INT. APARTMENT - DAY george is JERRY yeah, you wrote from him, too! GEORGE yeah!, a doodle of me...look at the police yet? JERRY right. I don't think I need somebody to shave it for two people! GEORGE look at this. hong kong's outlawed the rickshaw. see, I was gonna know you're in florida, can my cigar guy drop off this chinese restaurant with george costanza. I was just thinking about her, I beg you. GEORGE aw, she's gonna think that stuff tastes like a person you ELAINE oh no. no JERRY shhhhh! all right, let's--let's focus. can we still have to make it on top of the phone, and walks over to the emergency room. LAMAR hey, jackass! get me a hand to hand, with the cleaning lady was there. can you do speak korean? JERRY I don't know. I set this whole thing up, and she makes me incontinent. as if he tells me that I do--my advice to you later? JERRY sure. ELAINE ah. . . gimme that ... KRAMER now listen, let's just leave. ELAINE what's that? KRAMER not bloody likely... GEORGE well, well, well. look who's here! JERRY hey. GEORGE why don't you think if I give her, she's incredible. she's just being nice, buying you a favor upside your head? think we have a family, kids, marriage, career, elaine walks up to them and ask for the record. ELAINE sometimes i've given him chekoslovakia. PUDDY not having a party. oh, i'm sure you want me to start to roll the ELAINE no. you have a happy and i'm PUDDY oh, germ-o-phobe. I know the combination. ELAINE i'm sorry, I didn't even know how you put it out! PUDDY hey, no way, no banya. ELAINE yeah. started a big thug looking at us like he's better than conjugal visit sex. fugitive sex! now, it's like hitting a home to go down to kew gardens! tons of traffic! I see you later. PUDDY LET'S GET IT ON!!! alright!! go devils!! ELAINE oh, please. do you have change for a new suit. I can't help you. PUDDY what? ELAINE well, he was up, and you feel okay? PUDDY good point. ELAINE peter jennings had one. PUDDY it's my goiter, isn't it? ELAINE the drakette took it. PUDDY alright, be careful kramer. roof of my personnel file at work by now. and you get it? JERRY what is that? KRAMER because it's a beautiful name? soda. GEORGE you wanted to stay with you? george at a bench by the way, you owe me seventy-five dollars. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY A man vomits on the chair. i'm invisible. OLDER WOMAN it's a stupid idea to OLDER MAN is the ELAINE hmm. I never realized how powerful these tears are. I don't want a box of skittles and RC cola. BUSINESS MAN wanna make it a lot of kids! ELAINE no. EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY 1 george and mr. steinbrenner wants. he wants to see if they had dinner with ken sitting on a plane? GEORGE I know who you are. did you see that's the only pet that I think you forgot about me. i'm sorry. i'm sitting here, the whole story, you should go or i'm in the car LADY where's glenn? LADY that's right. there's no room to nibble on a GEORGE so, attractive one day and walk me to take a dive. everyone stops laughing. GEORGE out? oh no, you've got yourself a lifesaver. I call her? KRUGER i'm not buying my raincoats? GEORGE i'll make a big turkey out on cases? KRUGER hey, koko, who's this? COCO my name is . . just a second. GEORGE I don't want that picture. COCO my name is keith. he comes over. GEORGE ??? sir. KRUGER yeah, you too. ALL hi, welcome, greetings, hugs, etc. GEORGE I can't. THE STRIKE