[generated output in 2 tries] THE END written by larry david & jerry seinfeld INT. BLEACHERS - DAY - ESTABLISHING IN GREETING AS HE BRINGS THE INSTRUMENT DOWN. GEORGE ohhhh... KRAMER it's a calzone, sir. GEORGE and how I feel! I mean, I was in publishing ... I was closer to him if he wakes up? george and jerry are in the supportive hay. JERRY no, that's right, i'm leaving. KRAMER I can't, i'm going shopping with susan. JERRY well, it's uh, it's a haaazy mystery. KRAMER kavorka? JERRY shut up, you can stuff your sorries in a wheelchair for the parks department. KRAMER well, you just said that about leaving after sex? did I say in her chart GEORGE I think I can fully understand how my five-year old eats. he's a podiatrist. JERRY wait a second. turbo? I didn't know they were gonna be half-priced starting ... monday. GEORGE are you gonna go on ahead. i'm not going to die! JERRY it *can't* be. nobody has ever done for me. country right next to each other GEORGE I know his name. JERRY why? it's our sense of humour. country right next to her lot, check out my view. GEORGE what? you wanna bet? serenity now, serenity now, serenity now. serenity now. serenity now. insanity later. JERRY yeah, that def jam and all. GEORGE it's a textbook. ELAINE oh! JERRY oh boy. GEORGE yes! yes, I admit it! it looks bleak. i've been waiting for someone. JERRY hello? george. JERRY so he accused *her* of being happy to tell you what. we go on this emotional roller coaster. tonight. cut to monk's GEORGE yeah. thanks. hey, listen, if you ask me again. JERRY but I can't mince! I got the caboose. GEORGE oh, great. JERRY no, I really think I can keep track of all that kissing and the thing where you goin'? GEORGE where, where? I can't do that, she's on the sofa with potato chip crumbs on the counter. JERRY what happened? ELAINE here's a pen. ELAINE huh huh. JERRY right. I won't travel ELAINE why? JERRY how do you think, they're up there eh. bubble boy? ELAINE okay.. the point of saving it? I already called my friend, JERRY no, no one knows. jerry is on the door. LISI out! lisi is pacing behind him. JERRY what is she, your second cousin? I mean, we're not men. both had tears streaming down you don't even know that LISI out! lisi is on tuesday and wednesday... JERRY well, I wanna pay my bill, i'm gonna they stop walking. KRAMER want one? ELAINE adam, you don't think I can still hear the bank sent me through this. KRAMER WALKS OUT AND COMES BACK WITH HIS KEYS. ELAINE wait up! KRAMER and? GEORGE so you're pretty religious? ELAINE oh, I love a good idea for a nice place you got a 31 waist, mister! KRAMER y'know, we'd take them around for the ELAINE oh! that feels good. yes, that's true. maybe I will. JERRY you don't tell me all the same week. GEORGE so, you're taking the car. ELAINE yeah. GEORGE hey by the way, you look like me to remove his pants, raymond grabs them and he has me for lunch at ELAINE yeah, you know, they want from me? GEORGE movies. I like dogs. i'm not suggesting. ELAINE I mean, I was working at the water on, do something. GEORGE hemmm!.. fine! JERRY and did nothing? KRAMER I lost my balance and dropped it...it must have won because puddy is back up, banging the glass. kramer JERRY I have horses, too? ELAINE yeah. JERRY I think I made the right at me cause i've had a huge mistake. ELAINE I know, I can't churn out that window? what would we want you JERRY wow good plan. kramer rushes to yet another knock at the helm. the last thing you ever sent a woman in order to use the sofa. KRAMER fling! just some crazy times. bowl of cereal in the bathroom, wearing a robe and looking KRAMER well, you'd better take some of your mechanics. to see if kramer newman, still salivating, now with a splutter. he looks to jerry. and disoriented to get involved. NEWMAN okay, we'll go with a matador. KRAMER I like the song downtown? you mean to be the emcee? NEWMAN I know a hug: definitely good. KRAMER yeah, i'm sure. newman enters NEWMAN go girl! george goes and begins to play. elaine dances around the MR. LIPPMAN so you ready for is how they look. jerry and elaine are back at his desk everyday this week. by the way, jerry? the suspenders? A little white lie and they liked your idea? GEORGE he's still groggy. met, I was the mother ship, take you to interfere!? the german sightseeing bus comes to the fridge and they both GEORGE what for? MR. ARM I see him. it was great. GEORGE we rode along all the offices are closed. MR. GOLDSTEIN i'm afraid it's your money, speak your soup in the cigar store, without an indian? GEORGE big fan! big fan. monk's. george and his iron suit... JERRY you also have a solution for you: handicapped people, they don't like it; GEORGE not that I reimburse the trainer. what's the difference you just park it already? JERRY she's really great. GEORGE yeah. boy these really do pinch the nose. I don't deserve that kind type of mutt or mongrel I haven't had a JERRY you know, i've never heard of that! GEORGE I don't want cantaloupe now. JERRY why are people in the face. GEORGE what, the grilled cheese? naaah, they always burn the toast. ELAINE yeah, nice to meet you. GEORGE who? KRAMER alright, excuse me. SLIPPERY PETE A what? KRAMER SLIPPERY PETE what's that? KRAMER oh, no, no. no dinner. GEORGE what's the move, because I ruined your life. JERRY ah...the volume. ourselves. that's what mail is. without bills, magazines and junk mail, GEORGE magellan? you like to call her up, I see how. I see my clothes off? what if she calls. what will I call you last night. JERRY nah! GEORGE oh my god. JERRY who is he? I guess I should ELAINE should you get rid of the apartment. elaine smiles and flirtatious looks are exchanged. jerry is oblivious to elaine's phone rings. it's the bra-less wonder. who JERRY all right. newman, let's go already. they keep pushing me, and I am seeing? ELAINE he'll only play with something. JERRY but they really went for that show on thursday? KRAMER yeah. JERRY look I gotta stay juicy. KRAMER she does she get lyme disease? THEY LEAVE. JERRY ah, i'm so good. KRAMER yes, it's awful! they're upset because JERRY I don't know if you and elaine. me and one no-tuck. KRAMER well, I think it's such a big bowl of cereal. GEORGE what's that? JERRY three. jerry's phone as another call comes in. KRAMER he just left. we can see that. that's a dating decathlon. JERRY so ah, what did you get a bottle of ketchup. GEORGE alright, just get to latham, massachusetts,right away. JERRY well, y..you showed her who you are. GEORGE if she'd just take everything everybody offers me? you offered me sponge cake yesterday. did I make money. that's what led to billy mumphrey's downfall. george uses his mail while I was there a doctor that doesn't know his name? name, um, his name again? JERRY yeah, that's right. it's grovel time. no idea when.. they'll arrive. jerry's apartment. JERRY he's joking. ELAINE i'm going JERRY I'M NOT A LIER! ELAINE what!? I happen to it. KRAMER well, he kinda moved his head, incredulous, and wanders away into the army.. ELAINE I told them her death takes place in the back. right. KRAMER wait, wait, wait, wait a second, ELAINE her assistant caught me. I wanted to love this car. KRAMER yeah, well, he is. ELAINE oh, yeah. what's the difference? KRAMER these are the only candy bar JERRY no, go ahead. KRAMER I fell on jerry's couch. kramer enters. ELAINE really? kramer enters. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY INT. BLEACHERS - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry enters. he is eating spaghetti with his thumb. JERRY the bad boy. shade? kramer exits to his daughter. JERRY hey, we're gonna be in different clothes, because it's complicated-- there's some tension there. KRAMER junior mints. JERRY maybe you pulled it. KRAMER come on, george, just tear it open. JERRY so, did you say we call a woman what she's thinkin'. KRAMER oh that's weird. JERRY sure. see, things will be like a rock. I take a sauna. elaine flops back onto the couch. KRAMER mmm-hmm... EXT. CITY STREET - DAY INT. PARKING GARAGE - ONE HOUR LATER the player catches the ball back and ... good luck! EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - NIGHT KRUGER george, I just lost your number. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY everyone begins to exit. jerry grabs the broom is alight. KRUGER george, I can't believe your a jackass. MALE WORKER elaine! where're you going? GEORGE oh no, I don't think this thing doing here? KRUGER according to his george and audrey are in line here. KRUGER well, then I took all my COCO my name is . . GEORGE I know where i'm lookin'? KRUGER but there was not snooping. I did you two GEORGE i'm going to go meet elaine. WATKINS it's t-bone. KRUGER ...and it gets a twinge from her GEORGE oh oh, all the pistons and the heat! I KRUGER george, I thought you had a nice thing to sleep... ALL t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY elaine looks confused. peterman begins to look it over. ALL happy birthday paruba! WALTER ssssss... everyone in front FEMALE WORKER it's carrot. it's good for friends to me. was you ELAINE come in. FEMALE WORKER it's not a date. ELAINE did he overdose? FEMALE WORKER it's walter's special day. ELAINE well, why don't I give him the truth, I don't want to elaine sits on the floor boards. JERRY all right. ELAINE yeah, that's a good home won't they? ELAINE seriously, we don't. we're never getting home. kramer dives into a desk to give susie assignments now! KRAMER all right, if pig-man had a decent hotel- room... JERRYL oh, come on. KRAMER you know, it's really quite exquisite. GEORGE yeah. let's have a class. kramer brings his signs from the entrance of scott's emerge jack and his little buxom friend rachel were going to happen. KRAMER dng-ga-gng-ga-wt. kramer disappears into the space. JERRY I can't hear KRAMER pay dirt! JERRY so you're sure you're supposed to do that? KRAMER what, he's not getting you a KRAMER well, i'm a US postal worker and my oldest friend is trying to warn you about. HE ENTER THE ROOM. TWO ORDERLIES RUN DOWN THE CORRIDOR. JERRY could you come up with just a changed number. see? it's not a good investment, that's a great spot. KRAMER don't youk now what does it say anywhere in the water, put your groceries under the impression that I had this little old lady in my building. I met her! JERRY is that so? ELAINE I do. VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't know. how about that mole. ELAINE get movin'... cab rides away. THE END