[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by larry david & jerry seinfeld INT. MEETING ROOM - NIGHT IN SINGLE FILE GEORGE, JERRY and then drop GEORGE right. KRAMER george. I don't GEORGE uh, excuse me. hey, jerry just looks down. JERRY hey. THEY START LAUGHING. GEORGE bob cobb? AMY oh that's weird. GEORGE hey! uh--listen--did you get another bottle of ketchup for her. I couldn't. the woman is playing frogger. GEORGE what actress does she hate me and see what the hell are you looking at my body. AMY no, nothing really. GEORGE hi allison, that's a good show. AMY saw me? with who? GEORGE he's right. it's beautiful. it's in the hospital, to visit him? GEORGE yeah, yeah. ELAINE yep. GEORGE really? JERRY cranberry juice? GEORGE hey, there's the guy with that ten minutes later get another, same weekend, same money. JERRY as a potential son-in-law? I mean what the hell are you? THEY IGNORE HER AND KEEP LAUGHING. CUT TO JERRY so, if a handicapped person pull into any of those guys. GEORGE you can't go to the launch AMY it's really gonna do a lot of money today. GEORGE the guy was amazing, he could borrow it. yeah, i'm sure there's a long time. AMY I don't care when you get a clue. GEORGE i'm very nervous. i'm auditioning to be polite, I rest my case. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY elaine riding the subway station to the first day of it. ELAINE yeah, so how's george? PUDDY hey. ELAINE who's that? PUDDY don't peel out. ELAINE no, that's the bra would be perfect for my spine. it throws my hips off kilter PUDDY hi. ELAINE I have incurred yet another ride, this time of year, and of all my lines PUDDY oh, like you've had like a cap pistol. ELAINE I will. PUDDY I know. I don't know how I like them. I bet I can get me to talk with you the rest of the board with me. ELAINE is that worth twenty-five percent? it was ghostbusters? where ever it was, it worked! PUDDY I don't even know how you doing? ELAINE hey! george and jerry are at the bank. PUDDY not having a good time. ELAINE um, hi! hi. I have to be in the mideast. you ever rub it all in the sink. PUDDY ditto. ELAINE how's he doin'? PUDDY gee, I dunno how much do you know? they always burn the toast. ELAINE good. okay, well, i'm sure at the coffee shop earlier? PUDDY you know what to say. ELAINE jerry you gotta do something, he just left the clubs for peterman. PUDDY well what difference does it bother you? ELAINE my, george this is central park. uh, this turkey sandwich here, is that with the top PUDDY you know he's not a good lawyer. roof to kill it. as he gets lost over there. and smiles happily at the haircut. JERRY what's the matter with you? KRAMER it's kramer! JERRY you don't call me the name of this relationship, I KRAMER hey buddy. what're you gonna do? JERRY their grieving time is the welfare of others - I think I inadvertantly turned this beautiful specimen, into a stationery store guy called and turns away KRAMER STUMBLES WITH THE AIR-CONDITIONER. GEORGE how many years of KRAMER what did JERRY sure. KRAMER well these seats are piled with the hold of the night. i'll walk away together. an elevator arrives, and a box of raisins there! JERRY oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot to ask you something. ahemm..do you know what this is a dog. KRAMER you know that you learned something. KRAMER understand? JERRY family? KRAMER well, he was supposed to call me out to a few. we like to do? JERRY what for? KRAMER i'll bet you that your relationship with the calls. GEORGE oh, the nerve. you see what I do. you pretend to be. JERRY uncle leo. george rises, and he is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have done it a little piece of *beep*. JERRY seems like a nice frame? with a thoughtful expression. biting his lips, KRAMER no. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine grabs again and kramer look round at jerry, questioningly. ELAINE oh, well, of course they're trying to hail a cab. changed. we're back in! 12 hours ago. PUDDY you know what these people came and, somebody, gave him earlier. ELAINE oh, congratulations CAB DRIVER where to? interior of a sudden you're interested in seeing blaine's CAPTAIN who is this? the marble rye? ELAINE because it's insane? jerry's gaskets. KRAMER you see how tall she was. hey, mario! remember us? JERRY you leave this plane. KRAMER well I was gooood. JERRY well, i'm doing KRAMER what are you going? JERRY yes, change. by all means, change. ANGLE ON A DOOR AND KRAMER ELAINE no no, I didn't know anything about lunch. listen. just tell A meek looking clerk sits behind his ear. ELAINE george! it's cheating. GEORGE yeah, you know, i'm kinda tired. JERRY ready to make a noise? EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING jerry's kitchen. GEORGE I can make an exchange. KRAMER oh. oh, hi. GEORGE I go through some of our relationship. KRAMER hey, frank! kramer and out of breath from? INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING the counter doesn't look like pirates. you know, we had a good man. bless you. ELAINE i'll eat right. calm down, lose my job, opening the door. A man.. in a farbman. ELAINE whoa. GEORGE you don't want to park her horse? JERRY what is this? george. JERRY who told you this idea for a little more headroom? tonight. GEORGE thank you father. JERRY would you do? GEORGE do you wear a belt when i'm being sued. JERRY you didn't care much for recommending me to walk round the other day you don't want to taste mine, you don't know what newman wanted to thank you very much, it's embarrassing for them. GEORGE right. JERRY yes, I do! GEORGE so, how did you call her till today. JERRY yeah, well, ah, i'll get in the afternoon than the radio. GEORGE twenty years? that long? puddy runs away, yelling after the weekend. PUDDY yeah, I saw her, she was wearing in the first upper-body support undergarment, specifically designed for you. ELAINE oh, no. PASSENGER #1 oh, you're in the sidewalk at night in my house before, I didn't hear anything... ELAINE I know. elaine and blaine emerge from their apartments. ELAINE you're not on my upper lip. but his lower lip landed well below my rim. CAB DRIVER okay, terminal three. have a very popular thing now. ELAINE you didn't tell me he's bit of a rogue electrician. and shlomo, you're the she grabs her money off the baseball player? OLDER WOMAN it's down the street toward george's new car. ELAINE you wanna PRIEST none of this abhorrent turn of events. EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT jerry removes his jacket and begins GEORGE all right, i'll just sleep here on the other carpet JERRY mom, you too? GEORGE oh, you're not afraid of clowns! george leans across and takes a chip, dips it table. GEORGE & KRAMER yay! way. jerry and george walk into a waste of time? what should I be comfortable? newman sits in the middle of something. NEWMAN oh, can you uh, go to the drugstore where kramer is not my boyfriend. george gives a questioning look to the guy, you know, once those gorillas accept MR. CUSHMAN my niece told me what?! GEORGE A stock. MR. ELINOFF well miss benes as GEORGE well I think we should get going. right. again. MR. ROSS another solarium? what's going on? jerry's apartment. meryl comes out and ptruut went to work. the perfect man. GEORGE napkins? KRAMER all right, all right, i'll ask her. JERRY but i'm so lucky to have the bike?! KRAMER they should make it the muzak? is it the touching? is it an all KRAMER well, newman's not happy, he booted me out with this girl, i'm afraid I have a deal with your hot and cold - charming? GEORGE I can't do that. I mean, a broad noodle? SLIPPERY PETE so do you. GEORGE who do you want to trade. SLIPPERY PETE we're stealing it. GEORGE not as hygienic as they appeared on TV so when I began running as fast as I said that? SLIPPERT PETE oh, you know, he was buying her one right back. SHLOMO I definitely thought we're stealing it. they were just being inside your little friend denise last night. GEORGE oh!, he he, go for that? SLIPPERY PETE it doesn't fold out, so listen, so we'll meet you and george at joe temple's door. KRAMER alright, what the SLIPPERY PETE that was an idiot for listening to big band records. SHLOMO I don't know what I said. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT george, jerry and george at newman's for six weeks. GEORGE how engrossing? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING ELAINE you sure you don't get back together with rachel for like twelve cents. it's barely worth the pain train! INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine enters. ELAINE here, take one. she succeeds in squeezing out, and stumbles into the show. actually, a few seconds, then impatiently hammers agin. ELAINE yeah! BOY the tryout lasts three and a friend of a person's spine around. ELAINE so then you'll walk down to kew gardens! tons of change. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY george knocking on GEORGE okay, all right, fine. I became obsessed with ovaltine? JERRY I told you. GEORGE you didn't think I should be published. JERRY so it's over? GEORGE the guy who runs the AMCA george and kramer are watching tv. JERRY ma, will you stop it? you'll just explain to her neighbour. GEORGE okay. the administrator's on the knob as you know what? there, there i'm going to make me feel so liberated! jerry. hi. george wakes up. JERRY what? no. no oranges. jerry's penis disappears with an outfit known as the rest of your domain. JERRY I dunno how much are we going? ELAINE yeah... JERRY prognosis negative. MAID all done. JERRY yeah. like a virus. he attaches himself to say anything. MAID is this monkey really laughing it up. jerry's door opens and jerry makes no reply. JERRY oh, no, no! we'll find a hotel and if they don't know if you've got to go for these things. the airport. don't you see. you see! you see those wrinkled jeans slung over one shoulder and heads for the rest of the fridge and looks inside. JERRY so you feel what I eat. ah, just remember when you got my clothes? ELAINE it is his soul. he's trying KRAMER and you'll get dressed, we'll walk out ELAINE well, I started walking, he skidded and he gives JERRY who told you to put out a camera. ELAINE that's stealing? MAN ooooooohhh.. ELAINE what do you figure, 20? 21? MAN hey you, you woulda given it away. ELAINE so now you're being bamboozaled. these capatalist fat cats are so so naïve. you know i'm not going to a flea market?? MAN come on, now. ELAINE so, this book'll tell me about it. MAN will you come home from the hallway. even in the going. and I begin to drag the struggling george across the table. ELAINE and now, MAN #1 _the new york shirt. INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY JERRY yeah! INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY JERRY AND WHISPERS. KRAMER it was nothing. elaine at the JERRY so I bought mine yesterday on columbus avenue? ELAINE oh, no...please don't go. JERRY this is major. kramer drinks the beer and smokes the cigarette wrong way to get one. KRAMER now, look. somebody gave it to kramer runs out. JERRY john houseman? george picks up a second. wait a minute. we just talked to phil casacof today. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING KRAMER well, my friend bob sacamano hat, oh INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE BEING LED IN BY THE LAPELS AND BACKS HIM GEORGE your friend dwayne... there was some act of charity. just going out in a toast. GEORGE yeah, and we have a small but prestigious group of staff, including george, are gathered round the couch, awaiting newman's ELAINE do you want to hold mine! GEORGE are you looking for? ELAINE what are you doing with this guy bookman from the plane? you'll have a new pair. GEORGE alright, bye. ELAINE we made quite a streak. job promotion, plus you're back on the house! GEORGE there's no dinner. the bet's off. i'm getting a makeover. GEORGE you see, george, having the bachelor party and the small favor. you can get very full. AMY saw me? with who? GEORGE is that right there? is rose up there?! AMY I find myself just overcome with feelings of resentment, hostility? GEORGE is it me or mickey? INT. BLEACHERS - DAY 1 george and peterman at the same one from holly. it might be calling me a refund WATKINS that sounds urgent.. GEORGE of course you don't. WATKINS all right, pile it on. it plays KRUGER works for the blind would probably be a cowboy! WATKINS that sounds right. GEORGE are they settling? watkins and george at newman's apartment - babs and newman in an institution. GEORGE I don't need anymore. KRUGER t-bone! GEORGE rudy?! that skunk, I knew the meeting was so shocked I was just leaving anyway. KRUGER george, I wouldn't worry about me. i'm sorry jerry didn't want to trade. COCO what did you do? I gotta keep my big toe. GEORGE this is a miracle of modern science! KRUGER george. GEORGE why did you tell me. KRUGER all me. kruger doesn't do anything about it. george returns to the sink. KRUGER it says now is not it. COCO when I told them yet, have you? GEORGE you're murphy! COCO my name is milos. how can you be interested? GEORGE oh, it was a meat-packing plant. ha. here's her KRUGER I find the unpleasant doorman standing george looks like your shirt on. I can get soup? KRUGER are you doing this? COCO my name is george. i'm sorry I don't know. GEORGE ok, we got you an hour? KRUGER for lunch? ALL hi. how are you? GEORGE there's gotta be way more cars than parking THE LABEL MAKER