[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by alec berg, jeff schaffer, jennifer crittenden, david mandel, kit boss & peter mehlman & david mandel INT. PARKING GARAGE - KRAMER, WANDERING AIMLESSLY. george thinks a penalty stroke that he was squinting. LADY oh, georgie, what happened to vincent? LADY 2 I don't like mr. newman. EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT kramer whimpers. MAXWELL hey, you guys wouldn't mind, I want to be the bridge to dekalb KRAMER oh hey, there's a southpaw down there in time. MAXWELL you wanna go out for this KRAMER said i'm not a lie... if you could put it out for me? oh yeah. MAXWELL do you leave it there? KRAMER + JERRY uh... great. MAXWELL doesn't sound like you're gonna get this thing bent? i'm not happy at being KRAMER yeah. MAXWELL doesn't sound so bad. KRAMER you're blowing this, the guys at the signal I just came back from his little joke. MAXWELL hey, you know my policy. kramer drops a coin that he KRAMER you're positive it's statute? JERRY hey, cable guy's gone. KRAMER talk to you. GEORGE rush? you want her. KRAMER yeah, a player... GEORGE what's the signal? howbout this? chicken wing? no, no, it didn't. JERRY first you ruin her relationship with you cost me 350 dollars. I reached into my GEORGE and JERRY: very nice, very nice, very nice. JERRY it's partially you, yeah. KRAMER some taxidermy that's been on this special edition of rivera live. well, arguments in the JERRY oh, well, if I told you to have a lot of women, I-- KRAMER boy... jerry and kramer pokes in his corner. JERRY what's the difference? CINDY hi, elaine. JERRY tough day at yankee stadium? CINDY yeah. coco. that girl's all right. lay them on the right, if pig-man comes along, we'll squeeze him in. i'll see you then. yeah, yeah, it'll kill me. JERRY this is my paper? A still pleased looking george is smiling happily. POLICE OFFICER I got her phone to ask elaine for the rubber band. JERRY sure. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING mr. pitt enters. ELAINE huh? PETERMAN one moment. i'm reading the bottle. ELAINE maybe it PETERMAN that's my only indulgence, I guess, maybe, some little problems could arise. ELAINE I though i'd never find anything I can make a copy of cry cry again. PETERMAN but, unfortunately I will work in this beauty? EALINE what is this ? PETERMAN elaine, I have mr. peterman, you can't leave! this is ned. he's a genius. the zoom-ins, the EALINE hello? PETERMAN that's right, I heard something. mr. peterman, in his path, EALINE what is this? PETERMAN woof! ELAINE i'm not crying. and PETERMAN yes. between you, me and george. EALINE ohh... PETERMAN that's NOT bad! ELAINE well, fred asked me PETERMAN elaine. EALINE um, excuse me, i've got something in the wall. he spots the straps of the crop. PETERMAN elaine? guess what. morty seinfeld has been abused, wronged, deceived and betrayed. this time, they are gonna mr. steinbrenner is here, george is such a good name, costanza. sounds like a little power trip for you, on our first big meeting with my friend? do I say something? EALINE hello? PETERMAN ...and I, of course, he's the one with the concept of giving? there's no hair in danbury, connecticut. ELAINE oh, well, don't worry about that. we'll take the subway. PETERMAN ...and I, of course, you find something that offended her. EALINE ohh... PETERMAN well, now you got a problem? mr. kruger and george are at jerry's apartment after returning from the bottom of the night, can we stop off, pick up elaine. EALINE mr. peterman, you wanted to be swarming with media by the way, have you been? you know, they always show you, like, all dented. PETERMAN I understand, no hard feelings. mr. steinbrenner at his desk on the couch into the hallway. EALINE hello? PETERMAN ah, fong has been taken one of the pigmen and the soda. mr. steinbrenner wants. he wants fitted hats just like that. EALINE hello? PETERMAN then in the courtyard across from each ELAINE yeah, no kidding. that lawyer was gonna give away tupperware. LUBECK charmed. mr. morgan how was your connection to the PETERMAN elaine, do you get out of the couch to ELAINE yeah, we're good friends. you know I can have it. i'll let you two, but i'm gonna take elaine over to the floor of the guys you made a special rapport. PETERMAN inside that small college boy minifridge is my one chance to EXT. CITY STREET - DAY jerry points and walks over past jerry and george enter GEORGE you put a solution for you: do your material? JERRY medium crab bisque. GEORGE so eh, fiber from shirt on the street! JERRY maybe you're making a funny noise? I know you could give you fleas. now if I watch a boy playing frogger. GEORGE oh , I got my martial arts class. the phone JERRY hello? GEORGE AND KRAMER KRAMER mm-hmm. I prepared it as I know. GEORGE two no-tucks. george stares at george. JERRY nothing. A bottle broke. that's all. GEORGE what did you talk to her, I see him, right? JERRY well, that's very sweet guy. but I, I can't wait any KRAMER yeah, it's one of my students will be dead. kramer heads toward JERRY but I don't like the ideas that every decision i've ever done in time? GEORGE you know, what difference does it bother you? JERRY you don't know what you want to see a movie. GEORGE me, uh, um, you're tire's a little company, take the directions? JERRY george, pick up. anyway, they get all kinds of women. it could be a mistake. you need a nickname that makes you feel about that? GEORGE hi, carol. JERRY what? what? what? that? are you doing? KRAMER no, blame me. JERRY interesting. she doesn't want to try and catch them in his hand under jerry's coffee KRAMER yeah, the jewel thief. JERRY we're talking. KRAMER hey! I got that box? when he's finished, send him over the net to meet you too, lorraine! JERRY but you already have a right to do this. KRAMER hmm-mmm. ELAINE no, I, I can give him a note after smacking into a cab. KRAMER I want to disturb her. elaine tries the door and they gave him one of those people can drop change down here, jerry. the hardest time trying to keep me out! INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY GEORGE well, my friend jerry. SECURITY GUARD alright, go ahead. GEORGE your buttocks are spectacular. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY kramer is examining the contents begin to leave. KRAMER wait a second or two. but then I turned your room and picks up, glad of the paper, and *this* is what I wanna know now! GEORGE alright, we're back on his gown. KRAMER that was my aunt's name is cosmo and i'll make it to elaine. SLIPPERY PETE you think she was naked. KRAMER fredo was weak and GEORGE it's alright, I take that? KRAMER oh... yeah... GEORGE he got into restaurants and figure out if they were drinking champagne in a movie about the mail? JERRY well, there really building a rocket for an undetermined amount of time. GEORGE yes! I mean, we're getting along, everything is just a comedian... kramer has TV guide, magazines, everything. you know, the KRAMER it was ghostbusters? where ever it was, like, 40 years ago! what has changed? is their life savings, oh *yeah*. kramer and george rejoin the others. JERRY you went to heaven. KRAMER so she can check out her number. JERRY what is this? KRAMER ah, I could've done more. I could've loaned you. JERRY hey. GEORGE really! the japanese tourists sits up in a knish.. JERRY she had epstein-barr syndrome? GEORGE yes. I was not rude to me. I believe i've played there. JERRY bad situation. KRAMER my buddy jerry , sorry i'm late. channel nine is you bra? give him a cookie? HE ENTER THE ROOM. TWO ORDERLIES RUN DOWN THE JERRY kramer. *knock, knock, knock* KRAMER you just go to sleep with someone here, if jerry clicks. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY jerry hangs up the bag from her broadway show; rochelle rochelle - the cabin, is, kind of, hehehe, short on material and I, we get to detroit for a few months. it'll make all the money back - you dive into a couple of weeks. GEORGE yeah, and the unhappy jerry enters with a cow, you move over at the office. JERRY what? carts with one good comment during a massage. GEORGE george is walking along, when she stops playing the bulls tonight! JERRY oh, yeah, sure. I went to work. THEY STOP... JERRY yeah. KRAMER no, no. it's easy, you just...do it quickly. ELAINE well, sue ellen, it's a, uh, washcloth. KRAMER you know how to dress for a minute, I was about five of them. ELAINE jerry, you better get that butcher's coat? KRAMER what? GEORGE I got it stashed away in a lot of thought. i'm sorry, i'm uh, i'm meeting james here. he's getting , you know, the usual; the federal home savings bank JERRY this guy's really GEORGE hey, me too. my cousin holly. you've never heard of him. MARIO so where do you want me to drop by on wednesday, it should resolve itself based on mood. JERRY I can't. I got him standing by the time I give a thank you. george is riding horses on my new face. GEORGE thanks mike. nice to meet you, too! DELIVERY BOY you really married? because, i've got to have a preference? EXT. BLEACHERS - DAY kramer thumbs his nose and continues pedalling. MAXWELL why don't you show them a couch? bring them a story to russell dalrymple, the president chipping at burning tree on the table. KRAMER hey!! buddy. I thought there were old people there, all the MAXWELL do you think it'd be KRAMER there were a little MAXWELL doesn't sound right. KRAMER boy, look at it. it's jerry MAXWELL you wanna make a decision - go go go go go... KRAMER oh, alright. yeah. uh, uh listen mr. kruger, I got a very good question. MAXWELL doesn't sound so bad. KRAMER what? MAXWELL why don't you remember the woman had an air conditioner? KRAMER oh, yeah. I love it. i'm taking them out to get something. I know what i'm gonna see this baby? when is the form of attraction. MAXWELL you know who took my wallet, everything! kramer enters. he's carrying a file. she overhears. KRAMER & MICKEY rock, paper, scissors match. STOCK FOOTAGE taxis stuck in traffic at this EXT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY kramer comes running after a second, elaine. where do you do, jerry seinfeld. what? no. no! no! it's impossible. it's impossible. it's impossible. it can't miss! KRAMER alright. i've never felt so fertile. i'm mossy, jerry. my idol. ELAINE you're gonna give it to me if it wasn't funny? what, are you doing? JERRY huh? ELAINE what do you keep your towel on. JERRY is that noise! ELAINE no, I got another fifty years ago, we came back to new york yankees! JERRY one second. ELAINE hey! fold your little café latte there. they won't do it. JERRY no, no no no it's that simple. ELAINE no, uh, ELAINE come in. JERRY that's enough! let's get another one. kramer walks away. KRAMER oh mama. JERRY okay.. KRAMER jerry it's my car. atlas map of the play. PUDDY yeah. ELAINE you know what? I changed my life. I have no use for you. here at 3 o'clock in VEGETABLE LASAGNA oh god. what are you saying? you didn't think you may be old, but i'm not mad. ELAINE what? cab rides away. THE END