[generated output in 1 tries] THE FIRE written by gregg kavet, andy robin, steve koren INT. PARKING GARAGE elaine comes in the middle ages you ELAINE I went swimming and I threw away my notes in the mashed potatoes onto your plate. go to the left, and she's the star of the condo constitution, they need air, they can't get involved with that, jerry. JERRY I thought you took me home. ELAINE oh, dear. JERRY hey, where's the soup? ELAINE oh! I forgot it. I mean, JERRY no, really, let's get started. welcome to movie phone. ELAINE oh, yeah... puddy. well, I mean, how could I talk to the brim. and tomorrow, JERRY no, kramer, I got accosted by that gravely road. ... ELAINE you look like i'm doing? i'm on line 2. KRAMER yeah, that's jerry, you cannot judge a man jerry. GEORGE peter, paul and mary. ELAINE so we pick up the gloves. GEORGE hey, you have is too small. this is why we're so careful about locking up our new bra salesman. he's supposed to inspire me. GEORGE I don't. susan wants to see you. ELAINE hey jerry when he gets free pie! JERRY let go! ELAINE I thought he had to do this? JERRY ah, he'd just crave my germs! ELAINE yes. they shake hands. JERRY no eight years have I LISI I thought you two guys quickly close the store, smoking a cigar. they chuckle. JERRY we'll still make the movie? I saw him in the ELAINE look at this point she's under a pile of garbage. KRAMER aaaaah. ELAINE you feeling all right look, i'll be in your life. mmm KRAMER well, that whole thing is over. y'got seven days, seinfeld. that is strange. she never showed up bad naked, huh? you know? look-look at your place. ELAINE no, still sharon! KRAMER peterman's book is big business. people want to go on this thing off of that restaurant on top of the voters and swept giuliani into office. JERRY t-bone, the ladies room. GEORGE we're perfect. I timed this out with him and said KRAMER let me just say that? GEORGE why don't you say you and my poles. I think shlomo and slippery pete standing outside a boutique store when george made that bad toast! SLIPPERY PETE well, I guess we are all these issues are interrelated. GEORGE so, uh I don't know. but i'm afraid not. KRAMER no. I like that. GEORGE well, we'll just wait there. i'll clean up. 500 bucks a month! KRAMER oh, there's a bomb ? JERRY he was the third one today. it's enzo's day off. elaine makes an explosion on the chair. she was lost.. ELAINE yeah. JERRY i'm dan. can I talk to you about the x-ray table with the flu or something in sports. ELAINE so adam, I just got it? JERRY when you're ELAINE like we really can't comprehend how stupid people can go to the movies. JERRY so was I supposed to do some real strong pecks but it's very familiar.. throaty, almost flinty JERRY AND THE COPS ELAINE excuse me? JERRY oh. jerry grabs lisi and she grabs a hold of the posse? the posse has tremendous appeal. get away GEORGE he just gave the super bowl? JERRY come on... GEORGE just inch over. you know ron's records down on your way. JERRY you can't stretch out and shuts the fridge. GEORGE good. now get outta here.. he just left the ticket. JERRY hey, by the door. she leans towards jerry, he wants the jacket I brought in CINDY you know, the light and I lose my she has a legitimate claim to the bathroom. KRAMER no, I was supposed to tie a knot JERRY are we gonna make? KRAMER you get a tune up. you can't leave. JERRY really? KRAMER lyndon johnson. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY JERRY that voice. that voice. SECURITY GUARD walk through real quick? JERRY birds? SECURITY GUARD JERRY yeah... hey, drake, what ever you say goiter? what goiter? SECURITY GUARD yeah yeah, don't I put them in the JERRY raymond? SECURITY GUARD that's up to you. INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY KRAMER you got in a couple of boxes left in the neighborhood kids. they ELAINE what does that all it takes to find jerry behind the dugout, that's where it lands by KRAMER well, why not? that's all we need to see the thing you did all this...for a pinky toe? JERRY where? GEORGE maybe it's the only think that puddy actually believes in something? JERRY did you say this seems capricious and arbitrary. george leaves. JERRY what? KRAMER JERRY I mean, how elaine reaches for jerry's doorhandle, but a shout from kramer's hand and sits back up. KRAMER hey, that's a good look at this mess! you know what? I bet he acted aloof like he didn't lick his fingers to open my vault? and hands a drink of something. I haven't told him? what kind of upset about the drake? wanna invite him? JERRY so I had for grace. KRAMER yeah, well, no good? GEORGE yeah. KRAMER uh. jerry. these nosebleeds are starting to get to work. JERRY what? KRAMER ahh, now i'm engaged.. JERRY so why don't you think you're very jealous of him on again. whose up for tuesday at the barber shop. KRAMER no. no. GEORGE i'm not apologizing. it was good in the box, after the class was over, I timed my walk to the paragon movie theater. KRAMER each according to the travelling secretary. i'm going below what you just said she would have told me about hardship. JERRY uh, listen, do you think you are? KRAMER yes! ELAINE but I don't want to talk to him. KRAMER payaya, ya i'll be reading that for an arm, you ELAINE look, kramer, I don't understand my... KRAMER well ..I don't argue with you cost us a rickshaw. it can't be so sure? JERRY yeah, queens. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen. applause from the lumbar yard wouldn't pick this up. make a mistake like that. it's hard enough living next door. BANIA what size are you? was spotted taking personal inventory. JERRY I still like you, but, ya know, obviously much better. the air in triumph, and sits BANIA why not? GEORGE all right, all right. i'll have to give him both tickets. JERRY who you are comparing me to a mr. jerry seinfeld. GEORGE the death certificate, and we'll have lunch with elaine? ELAINE aah, so mr oh lies back down the street. george tries three times already. KRAMER oh yes, of course. but I don't think so. GEORGE why? what's wrong with loni anderson? JERRY i'm going to jail. GEORGE I think i'd prefer it if you were having such a good look for sneakers the next thing you stink at. okay, that's it! you're a baby! JERRY they have to see it come as you walk right into del boca vista's new physical fitness room. they got pitching. ...they got no miles on it. GEORGE george costanza. I was outside I ran into. george enters. GEORGE she works at NBC; I work in fashion. together, we can eat here on long JERRY well, kramer was a bisque. GEORGE oh, come on. kramer goes into the whole thing. without the writing, you have no idea how he feels. pleasure doing business with all due respect, I went to south america? KRAMER the recipe was for you to watch the door. kramer strikes a match anywhere. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY jerry and kramer enters. JERRY is that elaine complains PUERTO RICAN MAN well, it might have got you something. JERRY listen, I was out in shock. kramer lets go INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine struggles along the street, carrying a board game. ELAINE yeah, but...*i* like the size of that meeting. elaine enters. ELAINE oh, well, I don't have to, really. elaine fishes in her yet. GEORGE maybe she just got married. JERRY oh, the date. GEORGE that's right, he kinda lost his appetite. he's even curtailed his autoerotic JERRY sorry buddy, clean house. it's all about that. george is sitting on the tonight show, corbin bernsen enters through a drawer, searching for someone a little ping in the back walking into the GEORGE elaine's in love with him for that? JERRY hey you got any cavities? GEORGE uh, yeah, I decided I was sorry that I was flattering myself, I ELAINE what is all a big deal OK? I mean isn't there a better place. ELAINE well mr. ipswitch since everyone of my way, I don't want it to me. JERRY yes, well anyway, she refused to take this boiler out for this week. by the way, have you ever seen a handicapped person pull into a thing of it is, you take a civil service test - and to feed her cat. so at this . didn't you eat here? elaine gives a final blaze of incompetence? KRAMER hey. and i'll have a seven! JERRY yeah. we've been playing tennis. KRAMER the coffee table book about coffee tables. JERRY if you think louie pasteur and his mail. no sooner has he written? KRAMER what? KRAMER i'm freezin'! I just HE NUDGES JERRY. JERRY yes. KRAMER oh, chinese food. kramer puts his hand shaking. KRAMER you know my parents to drag the struggling george across the office saw that already... there is a good friend of his wallet. PUERTO RICAN MAN buenos dias, my friend. i'm here to clean out this morning. I don't see how I listened. I worked with one cheek off the AIDS walk. KRAMER the elevator with kramer opens his shirt. I really have to explain it to lie?! KRAMER why not? JERRY oh, come on. KRAMER you want butter? JERRY no I don't know, whatever they KRAMER I don't get that, please? AND HE STUMBLES AGAIN. JERRY SPOTS A FORTY-ISH, STYLISH COUPLE WALKING TO THEIR CAR. JERRY my jacket? GEORGE nine minutes. JERRY she did, i'm sure they are ready to talk. GEORGE well actually i'm... i'm concerned. concerned that you're getting on a second, elaine. where do I know him. I think he's in a row? you didn't sit with him, that's what's important. JERRY elaine, I am anyway. GEORGE I don't care if I told you to rage-aholics? why? ELAINE they're from the super has keys to elaine. the house, of peterman is particularly JERRY you might as well look it's bette it's bette! ah, ah, AH, . . . . people should be more people like JERRY hi uncle leo. ELAINE I just feel he should snap out of business! the soup nazi! KRAMER he is an apartment ELAINE what? you wanna have dinner with them. JERRY were you saying? JERRY dad, i'm sorry. I am! if you do anything about you. yeah. he won a bet on if you are starting to make them feel good. you think coleman's will be 13.05 SECURITY GUARD do you think that. JERRY hello? hello? they hung up in beds placed side-by-side. SECURITY GUARD what's the rent? JERRY yeah who? SECURITY GUARD your wife? JERRY what do you wanna do -- JERRY adoring? what about your old man got to get up to play up that medicine ball. GEORGE you're uh, physical therapist? JERRY you spent the night and it wouldn't stop for ice cream man named, cone. GEORGE wow, ... god! you won't regret this, miss benes. this doesn't make any big, sudden movements. i'll frighten him away. kramer goes back in to one of us. is there no haggling in this room KRAMER the sand, it's everywhere! JERRY I don't think this garage is ELAINE umm, i'm not supposed to be your boyfriend. ELAINE oh ya. GEORGE SEVEN AND FIVE EIGHTHS!! KRAMER I don't think I should look into advertising. JERRY oh, you don't have any insurance, the judge sentences him to see this is elaine... KRAMER what, gina? why wait? why not just a little while? JERRY well, maybe if I grab the bags. KRAMER i've got the new renovation. GEORGE how are you sure? you look like something out of you buying a whole new wardrobe now!!! JERRY there are tribes in indonesia where if you have a bottle of ketchup for her. GEORGE no, no, no. c'mon, put something else here, jerry! george looks table. as soon as I said parker, a great hat. GEORGE nothing. way. jerry walks up to my folks. newman enters. NEWMAN hi. how are you gonna live over there, that's fine. george opens the door, followed moments later by morty. MR. PITT yes? GEORGE A free ticket? met, I was just a little longer? the window. they put it back to jerry's. talked to dr. siegel... it's about nothing. GEORGE will I do? JERRY what are you all that? how am I gonna say? THEY STOP... JERRY hakuna matata? KRAMER this is going to get me a hundred dollars. BACK TO MONKS ELAINE jerry, I didn't realise that coffee shop. HE TRIES TO MOVE ON. KRAMER GRABS HIM BY THE SECURITY GUARD. ELAINE no it isn't! CUT TO: JERRY I thought he was definitely sniffing. KRAMER mousse. I moussed up. JERRY another café latte? KRAMER there was a blizzard. JERRY ...'s very emasculating, he doesn't work KRAMER MUST be banker. GEORGE you didn't do anything. what, are you going to be this man. I guess this one tonight. KRAMER well, yeah. GEORGE I know. neighbors. KRAMER thanks for the keys, and she made a major commitment. that's a shame. that's just the old brush into a space capsule. GEORGE oh, no. he said I was the nature of the mets have seventy-five games on cable TV. it was a doctor. KRAMER all right, it's 808 right down here in the unfortunate position of advantage. huh? there was someone else in the bed. SLIPPERY PETE the batteries are fine. we've got...oh, god. only 3 minutes left. SHLOMO they put the frogger is smashed. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT george, look, i'm doing GEORGE they can... EXT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY - ESTABLISHING ELAINE oh, yeah, you too. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY elaine enters. PETERMAN nevertheless, elaine. the other handle and gets a flash of lightning and thunder rolls. elaine peers in for one-fifty. ELAINE at the last one. PETERMAN that's NOT bad! EALINE ohh... PETERMAN well, now that there are no mr. peterman walks in. EALINE what is the best. you know uh, going steady, engaged, it's, PETERMAN get well, get well soon we want to you any more. ELAINE well, I -- PETERMAN what does that make for you, anything. ELAINE oh is that right there? is that what happened to the travelling secretary. i'm going to need it. PETERMAN elaine, what do you EALINE hello? PETERMAN I saw it. ELAINE very nice meeting you blew off? PETERMAN well, I will go for a rubber man? there's elastic man and plastic man. ELAINE you know what kind of a mail box while she reaches across and gives a final wave to his apartment and you're an entertainer and you're desperate for a crested blazer PETERMAN elaine, up until a kindly old gentleman picked me up. lubeck inspects the cake. outside in the forehead. PETERMAN what is your final LUBECK no. they put it on a stool. ELAINE what happened to vincent? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY george gives jerry a newspaper on a second, see, what did she say? GEORGE I mean, maybe it was in the locker room where they don't want to have breakfast, it was a kid, i'm from maid to order. it's a man answers. MAN what's the kid works for the dryer. GEORGE wait a second there, watkins? MAN we're with the other. GEORGE I bet I MAN #1 hey, where's marcy? GEORGE let me know when someone's birthday comes up, we have enough time to go. MAN hey! george laughs and george wendt. GEORGE is there some reason my wife spends on clothes... JERRY you also have sex again anyway. ELAINE mr peterman, uh... there seems to be. perhaps our paths will cross JERRY y'hello. kramer visiting poppie at the door. KRAMER yeah, now and we can only communicate by blinking. I would assume JERRY hey, I have many associates. KRAMER hi. JERRY do I have to ask one of those fingers. that KRAMER wow. man. what were you JERRY you found a fur coat! hey, uh, speak up, george, I can't stand them. KRAMER why are you saying he grabbed the guy that kramer guy. AND SECURITY GUARDS ARE IN HOT PURSUIT. THEY KNOCK OVER THE SPEAKER the left. JERRY what for? GEORGE is there a problem? JERRY yes, I heard you. carts with one good comment during a GEORGE how does it bother you? JERRY yeah, I GEORGE no everything is blooming all the time! JERRY oh and speaking of which sit kramer and george in jerry's car where jerry sits down in florida.. she's go one of my campaign staff has received GEORGE lot of people are looking at you anymore! JERRY how many dates with this idea? KRAMER hey, how come you didn't have any? JERRY where's the depravity? KRAMER don't talk to you JERRY george, who leaves. then KRAMER in fact, he moved into a car. THE END