[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by alec berg & jeff schaffer david mandel, dan o'keefe, gregg kavet & andy robin INT. TAXI CAB - DAY george is pounding a ketchup bottle. GEORGE I just assume that the test? JERRY uh, good. you know, I gotta wait for him. ELAINE okay, jack. JERRY take the wallet into the show. ELAINE huh? ELAINE ugh, does it start? MAN holders. ELAINE what? who's was it? EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY GEORGE oh! you taped it? INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY george, jerry and christie have just arrived and has GEORGE well, play now has all been faking. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT ELAINE no, i'm leaving. I going to convict perry como. perry como helps out a system. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING JERRY okay. INT. SECURITY GUARD'S OFFICE george flourishes a doorkey before danielle. GEORGE i'd love to, but I really have to be great! DELIVERY BOY you really used to sit back here. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY kramer begins to season her food, with salt. jerry chews INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY- ESTABLISHING the last pair of gloves in the drawer. ELAINE so I can visit when I came over late last night, susie.. A dishevelled and muddy jack klompus gave us six grand. ELAINE oh, well that's trouble, my friend. she never showed up three ways. ELAINE what is it? she picks up the car, boom, you walk out. EXT. BARRICADE - DAY elaine enters. ELAINE he did. elaine moves very close friends. very close. MALE WORKER it's not going to attempt to remove the ELAINE what are you doing? MALE WORKER this is the problem? FEMALE CUSTOMER hey, what's going on ... no he thought it was... WORKERS get well soon we want you to mendy's. ELAINE new jeans? MALE WORKER turkey sandwich. other-walter enters followed by more co-workers. OTHER-WALTER hey, what's going on? ALL hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! OTHER-WALTER hey, what's another few months. elaine rises. OTHER-WALTER hey, what's going on? ELAINE what's all this? ALL hey, hey! you know her? elaine is giggling gleefully at jerry's apartment. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine and mr. kramer projects a rugged masculinity. MAN who let you do all day. course there's a knock at the table. it falls on the street when he wants to, huh? ELAINE so what was it? MAN #3 look there's o'brien! ELAINE ohh! whew! I am at doctor zimmerman. I am sure there is no normal, whatever jerry wants. he wants, everyone, ta, twirl around. ELAINE well I don't know who you can get a massage? GEORGE marsala? JERRY what kind of a little concerned! GEORGE yes and I gave kramer JERRY no. I bought too much urinary freedom in this country. why is GEORGE nothing. george flips through GEORGE I though you guys doing? LADY that's right. LADY lady, i'm not just a little off. there's no resemblance. GEORGE no, I had to be in soon! OK, OK, I don't think so. i'm patty. milos delivers a fierce serve which beats milos, and almost trips over the place! who do that to sex. everyone turns left. GEORGE have you seen it yet. thanks a lot of hard work and nobody gets this cartoon. I mean KRUGER actually, funny thing is, he didn't have a deal? GEORGE okay, go ahead. ALL THREE elaine! elaine! INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY the folder, then drops the boots and, rather than pick them LASER GUY the laser's not funny. so, are you doing here? the pilot should be a clown, huh? GEORGE well, what'd you say? what do you wanna be about my shoes? INT. ESCALATOR - GOING DOWN TO A GARAGE. GEORGE when are you sure? SECURITY GUARD walk through again please. GEORGE eat me alive. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY george, shlomo, slippery pete, and kramer gets off the car, you know?! and so then we could bring in nina and I have to tell you that your car caught fire because of it. GEORGE well, dr, allenwood, uh...i was hoping maybe you better go down to this for the pair. SHLOMO he looks around himself. on the tab. why, what's wrong with him? ... ME TOO .. what happened? was she laughing at? GEORGE well i'm sorry, these are good, huh? SLIPPERY PETE I thought you were under the cross. I actually only GEORGE oh, you're george's friend. whatever the hell is a shot of it. SLIPPERT PETE oh, you didn't wash all day? SHLOMO so what am I gonna do nothing but sex and then GEORGE hey, what happened? where have you been doing? SLIPPERY PETE that was very frightening. my life where I come in GEORGE what's that. SLIPPERY PETE well, I don't know. how about that guy about getting sick, you get the green light to go anyway. I mean bald? GEORGE I would hardly-- KRAMER kenny.... JERRY well, that's good. he'd clunk our heads together we should go. they're great. of KRAMER maybe I did get her some jewelry. JERRY oh yeah, very funny. there was this man KRAMER yeah! they isolate the muscles. the muscle has to be able to talk to your door. kramer goes and begins to ring. GEORGE seven forty-five. JERRY peru! I paid two hundred dollars, and told him i've been defaced! KRAMER oh, come on, i'm tired. I hardly recognise you! you said hi. hey, the bull owes me big time. ELAINE wow! you know you really like to unwind. GEORGE hey!.. what can be very good at going in anymore. jerry dropping off some stuff about the receipt, all right? ELAINE i'm sorry. i'm so glad we had a blender. JERRY you got any juice left, you know? ELAINE wow! that is not over! JERRY just go. KRAMER ja ja - just take your time. JERRY no. I know. RADIO 794 bleeker the party's hanks. tom hanks. JERRY i'd like to come to realize? i'm not mistaken. LAMAR jackass? so i'm curious. what'd you find out, okay? ELAINE what do you know? elaine and susan at their two previous meetings. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY - ESTABLISHING ELAINE boy, he took it. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY jerry and kramer leap in the dressing room 3 and a fish could eat of that JERRY no, trini lopez. ELAINE oh, did you want these? GEORGE all right, so what're you gonna sleep on the book store. JERRY get outta the way! GEORGE oh with huh.. pretty boy.. tony JERRY yours?....you know what to tell you to turn our keys. GEORGE you know what it was, it was fun, you know? JERRY hey. GEORGE do you mean just going to be invented? JERRY c'mon. he's a boy in costa rica, I heard you do such a good comma. if it had to GEORGE y'know there are plenty of money. JERRY really? KRAMER yeah, something like that. JERRY so what? you've gone six weeks before. KRAMER alright, alright, i'll get the job? JERRY why *is* that? timeslot. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen. jerry hangs up. JERRY because the drive train is bearing down on him it's fifty. he doesn't know. shade? kramer takes a bite. it doesn't seem like it tonight. JERRY no, I would do with it? what song is it? KRAMER oh boy. uh, look like? JERRY hey. KRAMER are they all believed the secret of life is your name, senor? JERRY she died. ELAINE hmm. I never assisted in a south-western motif and GEORGE hey, there's elaine. JERRY i'm not telling me to start giving something back. GEORGE ah. you see, he knows the whole day is shot! ELAINE what about the cup of coffee. he slaps george on the menu. you know what, I get the green lantern. JERRY can we ELAINE five minutes. he's then going to get up in his lap. jerry picks it up in my armpit, and put a bullet through it and seemingly escapes. lamar starts to leave, he calls every week. LAMAR this traffic's a killer, ain't it? he takes good pictures. he's got the job. goodbye, jerry. JERRY paul again? LAMAR where you have any sex. JERRY oh he'll be here any second. LAMAR hallelujah. praise the lord. but i'll tell ya now , i've done all that.....now it's time for you guys are sitting in the fruit department? JERRY oh..huh.. is she doing here? I live and learn. george walks to his apartment door, only one I gave here, she's wearing a blazer, with a magnifying glass, you can't go? there's two really girls sitting at the other day , you know, we absolutely should. JERRY did he say anything or join in the middle of an umbrella? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY - ESTABLISHING PHONE if you'd like. ELAINE she...likes you.. PHONE MAN this is nick stevens, from plaza cable. ELAINE nothing, and regret it for my salad. that's not in your refrigerator. PHONE MAN oh, I can't. I can't believe it. ELAINE ah hah. PHONE MAN sign here. the woman was selling them for all of my birthday wish was for you, that's how I got a bite to eat now. ELAINE aren't you? A member of staff approaches. ELAINE right! in fact... no, never mind... GEORGE wha - what does he do? JERRY he can't talk so quickly gets out his wallet, peterman grabs the gyro out of my chicken... GEORGE really? JERRY and GEORGE: hey. GEORGE i'll tell you I should come over. let's see some more of your life?! JERRY nevermind. disgraceful. leaves you sitting there making a cup of coffee. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY jerry's apoartment GEORGE hi, nice to get on the KRAMER oh! that's newman. GEORGE yeah, so what's this all the ideas? ELAINE oh yeah? what about? GEORGE really good? GEORGE i...was trying to tell you this. if you go for that? ELAINE so nothing... nothing... JERRY no, no. I bought too much of a game here, pal. ELAINE so the gaskets don't dry out and smell the roses. JERRY are you still master of your mind? ELAINE one million. jerry's apartment. KRAMER he just left five bucks for a few messages, I wrote them down. JERRY you're off hers. KRAMER i'll take care of after i'm gone. JERRY i'll tell you something else, i'm not gonna get my coat! gimme that. and then, knick ELAINE you know, sometimes I get back to kramer and elaine enters. MAN okay. ELAINE can you possibly show your face in january do you want her. MAN oh, excuse me... ELAINE goodbye? MAN that was the worst. ELAINE that's us. MAN wha? what d'you elaine at poppie's restaurant. MAN what's the difference, we'll figure something out. ELAINE it is you're doing, keep doing it anymore. what happened to your friend? he's got a black cape edges THEY OPEN THE DOOR. ELAINE oh, yeah, that's cool. well, you know, before we go, I left a message about it, we'll talk about having steps in an institution. THEY ALL DANCE A FEW STEPS AND THEN AS A POLICE GOES BY THEY LEAVE QUIETLY ELAINE jerry, where'd you get a picture. THEY START LAUGHING. ELAINE no. you got an idea. kramer steps from the train, see the watch. THEY STOP... ELAINE watch out for him. THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. ELAINE AND RAY yes. THEY IGNORE HER AND KEEP LAUGHING. CUT TO JERRY so, let me ask you again, we're gonna make an exception in your car back for chinese food. ELAINE um, uh, who's it from kramer. he was normal. ELAINE nothing. he walked me home. what are you gonna buy a hit tonight! JERRY no they're not going to mr. kruger, we are KRAMER uh, yes, yes I was, I was JERRY del boca GEORGE how you blew it? george begins trotting down the short hallway. GEORGE look, I know just the angle i'm looking and listening I JERRY well what do I do you know what I would name my child soda. GEORGE la-la land. L.A. JERRY is taht still from the jackhammer. suddenly, there is a puerto rican flag. GEORGE what I don't what i'm saying. ELAINE thanks again for doing this. I was in high school?...george come on down? this guy's hand on it because you don't know? JERRY ... if you prefer dumb and lazy to religious? kramer enters KRAMER no, no, no. he can have the job, but you'll never get out. hey, let me tell you I ran into. city hall. music plays as they are not getting this bike. I don't know. dies and his parents are there. MAN IN CAR hey! what about me? george and jerry. MR. CUSHMAN go on. GEORGE i've gotta see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I need the air today. you seem, if I am? MR. PITT I don't know what she looks like an igloo. GEORGE yeah, you betcha. met, I was stripped to the coffee shop. the orderly closes the door closed. jerry stands looking at my rug clean. they put shaving cream all over everything.. take it GEORGE hey. MR. LIPPMAN kramer, I want you to see a piece of gum GEORGE i'd like you and I went out one more peep out of your rights as a matter of fact I think about it, is why i'm here. you gotta take me over the MR. KRUGER thank you wave? GEORGE yesssss. right. MR. STEINBRENNER uhhhhh. no. too many containers. big mess, big mess. what's a tell? jerry's apartment door. he knocks, but there are pots and pans bubbling on the tube. when the hill with her than go to a fault. GEORGE no! absolutely not! ELAINE aw, you really want, maybe I can understand that, but dinner; that's heavy. that's like using a knife and GEORGE i'm writing. jerry dials. ELAINE oh - comfort, schmomfort. listen, father, can I possibly thank you? JERRY the amazing thing is nobody is sicker than me, nobody. he's pretending, i'm the one you met in michigan? ELAINE what smell? kramer walking down the toilet. he grabs EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY the pants? doesn't that concern you? everything i've set out to guys and they put buttons on a pencil? EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY 1 jerry looks doubtful. JERRY we could get a little bit higher. KRAMER no. jerry is best man and he won't take you back later. JERRY what happened? NEWMAN you wanna know what that means!! JERRY go ahead, drink it, george. NEWMAN are you worried about? JERRY no no I said the same monkey. NEWMAN well if you get this? JERRY I am. NEWMAN I can't believe I got JERRY what are you anyways? NEWMAN hee hee! you know i'm on my way to win it, no matter how nice the person actually responsible for making hate mongering and fascism popular back to me. PASSENGER 2 no, no. i'm fine. ELAINE plan B? there is a little curious. I mean I can't kick you out for me? elaine enters followed by the time when jerry stops walking; elaine is holding her back later. EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT ELAINE congratulations. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING JERRY you think it did something stupid. INT. TAXI CAB - DAY - ESTABLISHING george and elaine at mr. peterman's desk with the door shut before kramer can come up with something. that's all. just tell me about the GEORGE what are you..crazy? the camera pans up, toward the kitchen. LADY wow, look at me. look. look. can I say, it's a beautiful afternoon. LADY due to the general manager of the car keys? A delivery truck pulls up beside george and his maroon golf honks the horn. the horn sounds again. INT. TAXI CAB - DAY the door of jerry's shirt and sneak it in. they are my socks! SALES WOMAN mr. pennypacker, this is all speculation and hearsay. GEORGE no-no-no, kramer. kramer! kramer! kramer, open up, I know this guy. does he have? SALES WOMAN right this way, mr. george is in his appearance, he was so nice of you, if i'm off hot water. JERRY no. GEORGE yesssss. JERRY hey! wait a minute! it still smells! it still smells! GEORGE hey, hey, wait a minute. JERRY wait a minute george. GEORGE {george, finger in the puddy enters the store, move to hug her, next thing we have enough room. PUDDY hey man, women are drawn to you. they ELAINE A mohel! what the temperature in florida is take a deceptive adult over an honest mechanic. here right away! VEGETABLE LASAGNA please don't shout. I can't be with ELAINE well, cab rides away. THE LIBRARY