[generated output in 2 tries] THE END written by gregg kavet, andy robin, steve koren INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine is talking to me, I would recommend the jasmine, or the middle, and give me some inside information. anything I like. ELAINE mono? huh, well, I just came down to florida tomorrow. there's a bathroom in midtown! ELAINE what? MALE WORKER elaine! where're you going? ELAINE how's that gonna be? another quick shot of the pants, just pants, pants, pants, pants, WORKER I know so, kramer, come here and now. MALE UNBONDING they embrace passionately. BECKY well, I don't. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY - ESTABLISHING INT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT she starts to run the ELAINE ah. ...yeah. BOY thanks a lot. you'll be caught between the past twenty years and years, and every person I figured you'd cruise. at least you could ask a chinese delivery boy gets there. ELAINE well,, this is a BOY gammy krantz, it's your ass buster. ELAINE yeah, yeah EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING george uses his finger to draw that guy who GEORGE jerry it's my stomach. they all are.. JERRY uh, yeah. I picked up by association. besides, she's got a girl in the doctor's face. LISI 84th street, right off the JERRY he did mention your rack and grabs the card says MOOPS. LISI good-bye, jerry. JERRY no no no no, that's a lot about myself. LISI 9:30. JERRY sure. you're an adonis! you've got a little bit higher. LISI uh-huh. uh-huh. what about cigars? JERRY you got any floss? LISI well, I dunno how much did you say she was sitting on the sidewalk-- JERRY i'm serious about that. LISI what you do? JERRY yeah, my grandma's missing. LISI 9:30. JERRY you go over there right now? jerry and points to indicate he's LISI ha ha. ha ha ha ah . . lisi is pacing back and forth, but keep missing each other. LISI out! she grabs a hold on a second, then something JERRY anklets? LISI lovely evening. JERRY whom I pine. EXT. MONK'S DINER - DAY ELAINE you know what it was here. INT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT jerry turns to leave, the doors are locked, so he's gonna get to a person in terms of the aryan union; o'brien. JERRY what did you check your pants in the car! jerry sits beside morty. jerry has an internal JERRY no I don't. he hadn't gone into her other ear. JERRY they're looking. she slogs around in. just feel he should go upstairs. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY jerry is not even my car, I got the frogger onto the shoulders into the trash bin. LAMAR this traffic's a killer, ain't it? JERRY why? why are you married right now? kramer runs across a new foreman. we should have her try on pants. KRAMER A clark bar. just as george appends his signature. bowl of corn flakes. KRAMER forget it. let it out of her mind. to jerry entering his apartment, you newman, still salivating, now with a woman over there - they didn't get the bonus miles. and i'm on a cork and I saw him on a daily? NEWMAN come on, let me, uh, um, wa, wa, what did jerry they were drinking champagne coolies. KRAMER well, this is unbelievable. the pain is totally gone! NEWMAN no! that's too much. KRAMER alright, what size are you? NEWMAN yes, sir, that was the tape recorder? KRAMER roger that. newman is seated beside a large body-shaped object wrapped in a bind. jerry and george are burning the midnight oil. george is making one last look around at the same day... so it's just you thanked HER, and and and and and and correct me if you know I never know who's a hypochondriac, always thinks they're well, not recently. I craved. I crave all the gifts to charity. JERRY so what are you talking about? GEORGE oh beautiful! look at this! elaine is open-mouthed ELAINE no, no, no. she lifts the hood of my mind. OLDER MAN is the only thing getting me some idea of some bleachers. ELAINE it's me. what am I in charge of fitted hat day! that's what dermatologists do. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY george closes the various doors of the head. GEORGE you're cutting me off? no, no, I just chalked down the check? JERRY he yells and you didn't even use the machines down in the over-head. GEORGE I know I never even seen you? gotta kinda envy that... JERRY the usual GEORGE i'm not gonna believe this. what gives you the ones from oregon that are you? JERRY I had to spend two hours later he shows up. he's a 31. I saw him shoplifting at the duke of windsor auction. it was a *joke*... GEORGE aw, kramer, don't be alarmed. george thinks i'm ugly. I knew it was okay. what's in the air, in a dizzy, i'm all a-twitter. table. as soon as you get rid of all the furniture in the air conditioning on? GEORGE all right. all right. way. jerry and goes in. newman catches himself, and comes NEWMAN hello jerry. so, any news? george enters as a comedian, I sold your clothes off? what happened? MR. ELINOFF pun? GEORGE me too, I was the movie? monk's. george and his little outfit. JERRY I know. well, okay. okay. GEORGE boy, that brain never stops working, does it? JERRY hey sid, what happened? GEORGE see, didn't bother her? JERRY oh, right. c'mon, don't you get a window into his building elevator from the terrorist. you're going over there. jerry's apartment, jerry is walking away from a stall, and still know that I tried to sneak into my space. KRAMER uh.. that's right. JERRY of course not. I got no mustard, huh. KRAMER it's a young lady, and boy she's sexy isn't she? JERRY hey matthew. KRAMER hmm. JERRY no. KRAMER it's sad, jerry. it's *B*.*O*. KRAMER y'did.........phfwelll. look.. hum..... can you compare you parents to drag a child who they've never seen, through the nose. you don't even have a bad peach? HE LOOKS DOWN CORRIDOR, WITH ALARM. JERRY are you describing? KRAMER so, you wanna live in a conversation has just ceased. ELAINE fourty bucks? are they singing for? who cares about the price. get the PULL BACK. this woman is strange. KRAMER yes, it's a label on you, elaine! ELAINE well, one outta twenty thousand. the horror, the horror. JERRY maybe they were fanatic about their students getting some fruit for myself. gotta have a two day trip, what are you still got some spring in the owner's box, that's gotta hurt. ELAINE oh! okay. right. thanks mr pitt....'kay. ..goodbye. ELAINE no, I said mustard, jerry. dijon. JERRY I remember when you see that?! KRAMER she said she's the only one flaw in it: JERRY I don't know. A sense of humor now. KRAMER oh hey! kramer collects the winnings. A big coincidence. A coincidence! KRAMER all right, i'll tell you what you want? that's my old move! I had an affair with a knife? JERRY typical rich people, using the world wide web. you can look pretty good job.. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen, please welcome jerry seinfeld! applause from off camera, then bania walks up to you. nobody wants to leave at night. he was in the bunker? BANIA okay. okay. what else we have to be breathing. was already done and turns JERRY hey, wait a minute. lemme get a pack of BANIA yes exterior shot of mendy's ELAINE peterman is gonna meet again some other move. PUDDY nah. ELAINE kramer, forget it. I really don't need to come in PASSENGER 3 oh, you have to? it's organic. ELAINE I don't want anyone to get lost in the back nine. you want from mine. comprehension problem. no what I am never going to mr. degrunmont... puddy sits down with his breakdown, do you? WOMAN i'm a little more flexible on the wall. PUDDY oh, germ-o-phobe. I know what your problem is? your standards are too high. ELAINE he dared.... PUDDY since I was not! elaine and kramer all jump into the front of them. everyone is laughing hysterically at one of these shows. ELAINE no no, don't slough that off, you roll it on. there's any doubt, I do to poppie? ELAINE my, my father? MALE WORKER it's carrot. it's good suspension! ELAINE and there is a menace. MALE WORKER you were supposed to be alone now, please. ELAINE karen? another worker enters late. WORKER I got him! and you're sure with your knob. MALE WORKER I think he's got super bowl fever. they think i'm pretty damn good reason why you wouldn't understand. BECKY becky gelke. G-E-L-K-E. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY jerry leaves. JERRY ...give, given it to horneck. CINDY your nickname's koko? one of the request? JERRY oh CINDY what was the best soup in the village square. the faces JERRY kramer, who'd you use? CINDY yeah. don't ever come back with lydia? JERRY be that nice. CINDY hi, elaine. how is that a fact of life. JERRY what do you guys live together? CINDY for my beliefs. they drove my family has their own case at the duty free shop! JERRY ma, will you stop in. ya, ya can't have more money than mine. CINDY yeah. don't ever change. JERRY of course. A man walks around the building. POLICE OFFICER hey, lieutenant. JERRY no. if I ever find you? INT. APARTMENT - DAY mr. peterman walks in. ELAINE we talked about it..i t's kind of shopping? PETERMAN momma. just talk to elaine. ELAINE of course he liked me. PETERMAN it just me? lubeck inspects the cake. PETERMAN that inferno rattling sound that has nothing to do something good, hard look at this. it's LUBECK i'd say it once was prime. the use date was three nights ago. PETERMAN elaine, do you ever find the separate faucets for the kids out there. LUBECK i'd say it was? PETERMAN that shirt. you think before you go out with joel rifkin. LUBECK no, $2.19. it's an argument you can't even remember my 7th birthday party... PETERMAN you want something to say. I, uh, scare you? LUBECK you all stink. you know maybe he's a doctor. PETERMAN no elaine, stay. lubeck here is that look? LUBECK charmed. ELAINE oohh, boy. they could drive, they wouldn't even think about it. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE/JERRY'S APARTMENT jerry and bob shamefacedly JERRY hey, look, there's one thing the cleaning woman on the same one from schnitzer's. shade? kramer walks in JERRY hey. elaine's quitting. george heads for his first home run. KRAMER I don't know who else? me. i'm going to treat my uncle leo is going on here. JERRY what do you mean to tell me his name, and kramer in the duodenum. it's benign, but--ooh--still a bastard. oh, elaine, this is magnifico! KRAMER yeah, yeah. uh, let's see... mangos... four plums with red on the bed. JERRY george this is incoherent dribble! this is patti. KRAMER fifteenth , yes last day for the motion, you're against me now? JERRY he'll be better if we didn't. you take picture please? KRAMER well, the apartment stands a familiar ELAINE these are his friends. I just think its a kind of perverts would stand idly by while a KRAMER they won't deliver it as you can come up with her? GEORGE I was adopted. JERRY bad dog! bad dog! bad dog! bad dog! bad dog! you go ahead. LAMAR so that she'll still do it? jerry looks surprised. JERRY dad! CINDY I can't get over? JERRY all right, now listen to me, okay now you listen, and you know what? that's why when they know that one's yours? CINDY no. my money. JERRY what was going to sleep with me for?! just to get out of the things that cause the little orange boxes of delivered right to yell it? CINDY I can't let him have it. okay, i'm gonna get his. JERRY what?! wha... what'd you think? A happier george slaps the man. POLICE OFFICER nah, nah, it's not--it's just not used to think about it. JERRY no, i'm not. INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE, KRAMER, AND ELAINE. george walks right out of here. LADY 1 look! it's fred savage. LADY poor. there's anything I can see that. even jerry. but not this. jerry, my closet is packed to the mailboxes, where she works, but I really enjoyed it. GEORGE really? everyone is just sitting over there. GEORGE that's a very sexy man. KRUGER vemonous? GEORGE ok, so, what'dya got? WATKINS heh heh. KRUGER hey george, nice hat. GEORGE oh yeah, right. KRUGER maybe there aren't moths like his sidekick GEORGE sir, i'm sure he's gonna pay! KRUGER hey, koko, who's this? GEORGE yeah. KRUGER ahem. now, what's this job? GEORGE i'll meet you back here? no, he was drinking a celray, and I saw at the police get there. KRUGER not if they don't know what's going on here? is she wearing the same look on that jacket back! GEORGE gee, kramer, I rented out half of a new generation. my WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE tony.. took a shot. kruger and they're good around the new chinese spanish whatever it is. I got it from kramer. he was what?! KRUGER koko the monkey. WATKINS that sounds right. GEORGE I want them out there all this paella. watkins and george are talking about our conversation? GEORGE excuse me...i really... what's happened is that elaine? KRUGER ...and it *is* embarrassing, because a person's material? it's insanity! ALL for he's a big flat noodle. GEORGE where's the SP2000? cause I feel like I really think about it for the last copy from the gym teacher? you found out recently. he wasn't doing so well and I lose two inches. I - I just can't tell you something? that's a violation of traffic code 342-A. THE END