[generated output in 2 tries] THE END written by alec berg & jeff schaffer david mandel, dan o'keefe, gregg kavet & andy robin INT. APARTMENT - DAY george is GEORGE the only one MAN now I just hope I can tell me. you don't eat meat? are you gonna be another ten kroner. A fimty kroner? how much I hate that? course you know he was cheating on me! GEORGE salsa is now the two drive off. MAN #1 can't do this. george sits alone in her GEORGE you're *damn* right it's raining. LADY oh! is that anyway? LADY 2 mmm, yeah. so what? LADY okay, okay, can I borrow your ketchup? there's nothing wrong with you? GEORGE tell me about your deal, huh? there's now laws in this room everyone at work by now. GEORGE I didn't get one more shot at david, I don't know. george and kramer emerges. he looks familiar to me, the guy took..... GEORGE yeah. the polls close after dinner, do you? JERRY all right. ourselves. that's what she was going to be really bad, *really* bad. I kinda liked it. GEORGE WOULD YOU PICK A STATION!!!!! JERRY I don't know, I had a deal. are you going? GEORGE um, I mean sure, there may have tracked down another receipt. george enters as kristin leaves. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine has the remote? ELAINE you never breathe a word of mouth goin'. she came down from me when you land. our boys INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY george nods, jerry has taken one of those clothes for years. LADY 2 I am not giving her pain. LADY 2 I am totally loving it. uh, you know, when i'm on your manners. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY kramer drops something into the garage. KRAMER no. no. it's right around the apartment, and then mr. kramer gave him. he gives it to the bathroom. jerry pinches his nose. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS jerry and that is disgusting. JERRY you don't think so. I can't betray her confidence by telling you it's intentional. LISI lovely evening. JERRY george costanza... jerry stands next to you! LISI so much to ask a person you lisi exits the limo is rocking violently and tim and eva are becoming LISI good-bye, jerry. JERRY take care. stay in a plaid shirt. he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY jerry's apartment, jerry is not important. GEORGE I don't understand, i've never felt so alive! now, are you gonna do? KRAMER because that's your new GEORGE velvet... JERRY don't they make wigs out of cars. GEORGE you're *damn* right it's raining. JERRY alright, come on, I will except something in the first day of spring. GEORGE so you the truth. ELAINE you know what they did not know it might have couple of hours. GEORGE i'm good. i'm a very industrious fellow. i'm sure things'll pick up anything? JERRY no. no. no. no. no. no. let's get started. welcome to the coffee table. ELAINE hello? vincent? JERRY oh yeah, i've never been to the kitchen. he sees me with another, haven't you, nedda? who is staring? ELAINE they're going back down there. JERRY the new york KRAMER who's to say anything about GEORGE lemme tell you that. KRAMER yello? JERRY I have a chair? KRAMER here, get a break. I thought the woman was just going to the check comes at that moment. JERRY possibly, but then he took it! GEORGE he knows what JERRY the lake is real. his biography is not. ELAINE yeah. JERRY krame? sein. what are you locking the door of the board of directors has been taken one large crab bisque to go. ELAINE hello? JERRY it's hardly been out of this physical therapist? ELAINE is he like? ELAINE you can do. JERRY biff? ELAINE what soup place? ELAINE you know corky ramarez up on her desk. I have no hand... JERRY why do you mean? like, you - i'm gonna get a deal, huh? there's now laws in this city, we're not gay! not that it hit me. KRAMER no, no, I don't know how she died. elaine looks as attentive INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT GEORGE don't do it. GEORGE so? ELAINE thought it was a communist. GEORGE yea. JERRY no, no snooze. ELAINE well, yeah, you know what I do. elaine and eddie sherman walks in - steven koren - a colonel, a MALE UNBONDING ELAINE whoa! walking around like a pig is trying to get a pedicure if you wanna be about six feet away is urinals, you want to sit in that courtroom, and the elevator... another toy I thought it was horrible, horrible! WORKER three calzones. MALE WORKER you were making me they both break out in his office. now she's heard everything! what are you? from a matchbook? BECKY you have feelings for him? we're soul mates. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY INT. SECURITY GUARD'S OFFICE jerry moves and challenges him. JERRY did I? ELAINE be down there and talk to you. JERRY how do I know exactly what i'm saying. ELAINE ah, I uh, brought back your record player, huh. ELAINE I dropped two spots. GEORGE what's the matter? GEORGE well just take it easy. ELAINE yeah, he was a gift not enjoyed is like a stereotype pimp. KRAMER yeah, and the rubber band. before that, I have that for you. JERRY I don't know. she..she's having some kind of in the hallway. KRAMER naomi, come on in! JERRY ...you bite it, you know. solid tyres, reinforced seatpost, heavy duty they share a laugh. scott enters from the viewing gallery. how would you buy a pack of teenagers in a lot of character in his hand to swing it back to the doorman. JERRY what? I got your message, how's the fornicating gourmet? LISI end under water? JERRY uh huh LISI 20 minutes. JERRY well, i'm flattered that LISI what you two stop with the stationery store guy. JERRY yeah EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT jerry's buzzer buzzes. GEORGE that's perfect! he's a doctor. and he's KRAMER that's good stuff. GEORGE we could. george looks sick. ELAINE I guess I would. GEORGE where's the velvet? JERRY I don't know you... GEORGE i'm going. JERRY that's the kind of meaning... GEORGE what about the couch again. jerry nods and smiles and flirtatious looks are exchanged. jerry is massaging his left hand is out. ELAINE what do you think that's one of us. JERRY why didn't you get in trouble. what's the difference? we'll all be carpeted with a clatter. he falls right over there. look, I think george has ever done for GEORGE yeah, go ahead. JERRY you're just the old guy? GEORGE maybe she moved it up a woman's number off an AIDS ribbon? KRAMER uh, well, uh, maybe you can take anything I read it out myself. GEORGE instinct. JERRY not the hand. hand is on GEORGE what are you growing a beard? JERRY no. why don't we switch apartments? NOW JERRY TAKES THE LEAD AND THE SECURITY GUARD. ELAINE hi. JERRY hey elaine laughs, and the shmoopy, shmoopy, shmmopy, shmoopy! INTERCUT JERRY'S BRAIN punk. JERRY mom, i'm not buying it. COMPUTER VOICE you have here are your seats. and shut that movie 9½ weeks? remember the pastrami scene? KRAMER no! no! JERRY ya, see ya. GEORGE what about the pact? JERRY maybe i'll get the check. kramer lowers his eye is drawn more towards an attractive george's pockets with his wife. GEORGE well, they perform all over. MR. ROSS what are you gonna do? i'm shaking! i'm shaking! GEORGE um, excuse me, I wound up meeting someone as a serial killer! monk's. george and audrey are at a puppet regime and then suddenly I lost my house. JERRY yeah, but uh... soda? GEORGE that guy writing a comedy JERRY you've got a picture? GEORGE I like them, KRAMER well, just tell it to yourself if you think put me down. ELAINE bah bah bah, boo doo waaaah, waah, waaaah... JERRY no thanks. I have never left him alone. ELAINE how are you ready? ELAINE night. JERRY so how about a lot of people wait to do this, i'll give you the bag. ELAINE I know, I don't know who you are, I must have put him one up. JERRY I hired her from us. you must promise that you would like to get one. ELAINE I can't believe this. now lippman is lamar drives up to the wedding marvelous? more cake? oh, I can't get that bike off LAMAR oh, look at this. he pulls out his wallet, extracts a cheque out of here. JERRY remember the number. she starts to pull this thing could come by and CINDY thanks, jerry. bye. JERRY it was kinda like her. CINDY I can't get this note? JERRY well, what if he's found guilty, please be kind to him. CINDY you know, this is the best soup in the middle of single jeopardy and now someone's gonna have to say, as a girlfriend for homosexuals. JERRY I never got to stay you know... CINDY yeah. coco. that girl's all right. okay, tell me what you want better than mine. JERRY yes. that's why star trek III... the search is over. y'got seven days, seinfeld. that is a little something. i'm calling from my dad. CINDY you know, not doing anything saturday do you suppose that could've come from? JERRY eh, it went okay. CINDY thanks jerry, gotta run. it was funny, I dunno. JERRY right, you were in the air. I thought, I like to be watching us. now we got something to say, as a consumer. it's an homage. CINDY so, what was that you just make a wish, newman! we've gotta get into a life sentence. JERRY elaine? A moment later, the cable guy stalks away. jerry swings the cane at george's door. celia answers. POLICE OFFICER can I tell you i've also had some pretty fancy footwork. JERRY they'll give us water in the booth INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE - JERRY AND GEORGE WATCH IN DISBELIEF THROUGH THE elaine cracking up when she bends down to 48th street? I think i'm going to hell. and you can't put that cigarette out, please? ELAINE what d'you mean? JERRY no, no, no, no. these brown things. the chairs. jerry, this is the sanitary condition of the ELAINE I thought that george and jerry and george sit in his hands. JERRY eh, it went okay. ELAINE oh. KRAMER the priests they're helping me. I guess i'll just-- ELAINE he's not getting on there. it's JERRY yeah.. when he's finished, send him over to the general manager. jerry puts down the road. KRAMER all right, shmoopies...what's it gonna be? JERRY yeah, but you *hated* it! KRAMER yeah, I just don't make little jerry won his cockfight. GEORGE no, what? what is going through frank's TV guide crossword puzzle? my question is, how could it be nice if you are sincere in your shirt? KRAMER and you'll be impressed at what they've witnessed. ELAINE no we never sold the defective wheelchair to, the deported pakistani restaurateur. geraldo, it just got back to the super. KRAMER when we pick up some jehova's witnesses and they had a pastry cart you wouldn't mind seeing something happening between you and jerry. INT. APARTMENT - DAY GEORGE it's exciting, isn't it? GEORGE out of the faith that you bobby? ELAINE ah hah. you see that? that-that pigeon didn't move! I had left. GEORGE no, no. no stories. ELAINE hi, what are the same day as a bonus, I can arrange for an additional treat. we're going out with her. JERRY sixty-six years old. not a joke. ELAINE ahh-cnee. JERRY i'm sure they fedexed you a question. how come you didn't spend too much garlic, can I borrow your car? GEORGE it's cleavage. I couldn't help but think that had it for awhile. JERRY let's put it all the ticket holders if the specials too, you wanna see her. she looks like a heart attack. GEORGE what about him? JERRY yeah, good idea. GEORGE na....no ... this relationship is? if you had a deal! JERRY hellooo newman. GEORGE ok, what else did they put the jacket back. just then the game-winning field goal went over the phone? LAMAR hallelujah. praise the lord. but i'll need the keys in the bra for miss mishke, try it on me and I can get you a question: when we win, the celebration goes all over the place. JERRY would you just passed it off with jerry's sneakers. as he sits on the exporting and uh, lava, pretty dangerous. CINDY I made a man jerry and elaine sit in a ELAINE yep. JERRY I heard poppie's was good, let's go. KRAMER oh yeah.. it's all politics. JERRY you think you make me hurt you, jerry. jerry and george waiting for you to do. KRAMER well, that's very JERRY september 21st, first day of spring. jerry pulls into a car accident, I can talk about her and tries to LISI hi, honey. is that there's like a cap pistol. lisi is in the pockets of my own. if not, I own a company, my employees would love that. you know how much I hate that old one? didn't I see you've noticed the uni-body construction. i'm rick. are you doing later? JERRY you know, ever since I was a thing like that commercial? GEORGE alright, what's the matter with him? JERRY yes, lupe. i'm blaming lupe. GEORGE well, it's not gonna get some there. george rides up the blankets. JERRY what?! how? KRAMER HEY I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!!! JERRY boy, I think that's them! ANGLE ON: GEORGE TALKING TO WOMAN. ELAINE come in, come in. A voice is played. ELAINE well, a lot of things. GEORGE heard that a little...rash? JERRY alright. I just happen to this comedic GEORGE hey uh let me give you for another hour. JERRY yeah. THEY STOP... JERRY ah, dinner! that's it, agreed? KRAMER are we pulling off here? JERRY well, we've officially bottomed out. who's our next guest? KRAMER ah, that is unbelievable. ELAINE I dunno. KRAMER well, yeah, it's hard to get the paper. lou and sergeant tierney JERRY so we can cross the wires or something. KRAMER uh? voila. JERRY did you just said, you know, you'd get audited ELAINE oh, i'm sorry i'm late. JERRY ah, you owe me ten dollars, that's a fantasy world. every time I gotta invite jerry. he's my mimbo, you know how it ends? it can't- it can't be with misha now. I can't! I love you or your maid. ELAINE what? JERRY she went on in there? GEORGE what was the wrong level. how long can you say that i'm hot and heavy. I mean why did you read from TROPIC OF CANCER. and then leave no way you stick up for that table over there, the three japanese guys, at one of the party responsible is made from... JERRY oh, elaine and george are in the english patient. GEORGE I can't afford that. JERRY so what i'm doing a one-woman show? LAMAR oh. sorry. JERRY why didn't anybody tell me? LAMAR hey, jackass! get me over six KRAMER hey. kramer heads toward the door. JERRY just had two meaningful intelligent KRAMER so, huh? ELAINE you know with all the way to la guardia... GEORGE what are you coming to bed? i'm taping mad about you. JERRY yeah, but this is all that bright. GEORGE then who the hell does that mean? JERRY what? what is that the end of the week after. GEORGE $2? but everyone wears the shirt JERRY there's a knock at the meeting was so worried about that no sir. when I was thinking that maybe there's a cab shortage. the transit police are coming in? INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE, KRAMER, AND ELAINE. george stalks past elaine and mr. costanza parked in front of me all the pizza ovens? LADY 2 I don't know, she was, five years ago! what has he written? LADY 2 oh, I get it. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY kramer enters MAXWELL doesn't sound like the tuxedo. it's a very radical idea. can you believe it? KRAMER uh, no, no no. weddings are a perfect, you are so funny. it was an honest mistake. MAXWELL you wanna join us? KRAMER A couple of MAXWELL why don't you knock? KRAMER okay, look, audrey, before you take it, can I have to be around people who work with you. I mean, let's face it. i'm gonna have it and he gave it to the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees MAXWELL why don't you give me that. kramer heads toward KRAMER well, I could find, like, women's moisturizer lotions? kramer showing jerry a look. it might be the first time I should look into advertising. KRAMER well I didn't know you haven't even seen you? gotta kinda envy that... JERRY hey, did susan change her mind about the incident that occurred in your car phone. KRAMER well, you name it. kramer hears them, looks worried, and moves toward the door. he pushes the buzzer for a boy or a garden pest. CINDY I can't hear! JERRY don't go to the cayman islands in there? is something really suspicious about this idea: extend the tour guide. CINDY yeah. coco. that girl's all right. he knows he's bald. I have the guts to kiss you goodnight. so now he goes back. what the problem JERRY insert a knife and fork. CINDY what do you have insurance... JERRY what car? as he moves across the street. jerry and elaine both think hard for a rodeo? CINDY I don't know, what if...? jerry and kramer are here. ELAINE what d'you want? JERRY can't believe that. ELAINE yeah. the pinch. that's not it. jerry's apartment. kramer and jerry in bed every night stinking of brine. he sent me an envelope. ELAINE I know. that's the right to the doctor? JERRY good. MAID is this thing can't hurt him... people eat *pounds* of those donuts? JERRY this is so dark, it cannot not be MAID is this doing on the JERRY or I won't be going wild. MAID all done. JERRY somehow I find her more than just one? MAID is this thing or whatever. JERRY you know, I spoke to the movies and we go some time. MAID is this funny? JERRY what happened to you? MAID is this guy leonard christian's gonna be simmering with boils. JERRY what am I crazy? I just happen to it. the ones that are driving out these mom and pop ran a store, I wouldn't let me talk to george? JERRY oh, I must be throwing it onto the stage to GEORGE ...pianist. A classical pianist. she plays the messages. JERRY did you pay seven hundred dollars for the catalogue. ELAINE oh, well uh, you see something that fits your budget. JERRY hey. you put your money working for you. EALINE um, excuse me. JERRY wow, poison control? that's even higher than was initially GEORGE thanks, warden. george at joe temple's door. GEORGE sorry, it's the language MARIO no. JERRY O.K.! MARIO here's your cash, george. GEORGE nothing. MARIO oh, thanks. JERRY she's not coming over, is she? GEORGE oh, it had no support. not from around here? JERRY i'm being funny? GEORGE 9... 1... 1. she said JERRY hey, board of directors is on stage at the GEORGE barry? JERRY what? GEORGE so how was the only thing I ever took you so much the better. JERRY oh, right! hey, it looks decent. GEORGE you heard the story is the man they most admired. JERRY the new santa at coleman's department store. GEORGE I didn't do anything. JERRY can we continue this another time. KRAMER sweet justice. newman, you are SUCH a prude. JERRY did I? KRAMER more? more than you pretty soon. THEY REACT... JERRY what did you know this sounds crazy, but i'm serious about it. I jiggled it. I found out recently. he wasn't there. KRAMER yes. jerry and kramer walk along the corridor with the plaza yet? JERRY pretty good, huh? kramer and dr reston puff contentedly at their usual booth. KRAMER six months probation, it's a slice of devil's food kramer enters the cab KRAMER hello? GEORGE silence YES!! JERRY oh, it's a used pair of pants. my question is whether you'd rather date the blind are courageous. KRAMER why, what's going on? JERRY since when do you figure, 20? 21? GEORGE well, some women comes between and feels jerry's shirt. JERRY too sexual. bania walks up to his tireless effort, he personally raised over $22,000. that's a massage. BANIA 100 bucks JENNA hey. BANIA I told her she was putting out a here anyway. JENNA what?! bania and jenna. JERRY ah. GEORGE so you really want to? JERRY because we're kind of problems are solved. KRAMER hey. it happened again. another robbery in the hospital. I gotta shower. i'll feel him out. JERRY I asked. elaine laughed at everything lisi mumbles. KRAMER yes. it's called the TV room? JERRY nice to meet my father? he refused to put in. KRAMER where? JERRY you didn't mind? KRAMER & MICKEY rock, paper, scissors match. ELAINE anyway, I mean, we're on a beautiful jacket, though. KRAMER I am begging you. put the kibosh on you. ELAINE having a lot of men and women. JERRY ah ha. and what is that, hickory? kramer puts down the hall. KRAMER yeah the symptoms you will abide by my decision, no EXT. J. PETERMAN why, indeed. KRUGER let's order lunch. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY everyone claps. KRUGER george, I can't go back there and personally thank our gracious host frank costanza, who has the door opens and morty enters. MALE UNBONDING GEORGE yeah, yeah. KRUGER t-bone! ALL hey, hey! I do for me. GEORGE what is all that smoke. you've experienced a lifetime THE BABY INT OTHER ROOM. THE MOHEL BEGINS TWITCHING. ANGLE ON: KRAMER AND JERRY ah, that's a shame.