[generated output in 1 tries] THE MOHEL MASSAGES HIS written by alec berg & jeff schaffer spike feresten david mandel INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY the fingers, he's hooked to the launch LASER GUY gimme a half-hour. GEORGE maybe!.. and i'm just not ga-ga over her! INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR DAY 2 george gets on the wrong message. GEORGE well, he was talking dirty. I was about to cross the wires or something. JERRY yeah, sleeping arrangements. so, you want a beautiful name for a long, bad movie, but you can have as much as I was away, because you have a way across to the latrines that night. we're - were supposed to be part of a little nervous ELAINE yeah jerry. KRAMER yeah, well I thought you looked like; leena horne. ELAINE you didn't ask you, how gorgeous? KRAMER there is big business. people want to go? ELAINE you're eye still hurts? JERRY what? ELAINE no, rabbi:, i'm not a disturbance! KRAMER why are you talking about? GEORGE thanks a lot more careful crossing the street and it's against the law? SLIPPERY PETE you owe me $50... GEORGE they can... SLIPPERT PETE oh, you come up with the hopping. SHLOMO eat the fly. eat the cake box. GEORGE people smoke, elaine. my mother been wrong? SLIPPERY PETE we're stealing this thing, and I will. GEORGE should I care? SLIPPERY PETE that was it. KRAMER oh, well. SLIPPERY PETE what's that? KRAMER done! GEORGE he'll be back in his JERRY is that burt reynolds ? GEORGE yeah, yeah. george flourishes a doorkey before danielle. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY KRAMER will you stop it. let me try... INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY there's a giant box of jujyfruit? JERRY OK, just a matter of fact! david putty used *my* move? LISI eight tomorrow? JERRY what mustard stain out of here. LISI fine. so it's all about, me, me, me, me, me. please, look at that table and maps of JERRY what? MONTAGE lisi is pacing back and forth between your legs. JERRY it must be leo. they laugh and smile and laugh. GEORGE elaine. MR. CUSHMAN go on. GEORGE okay. good. MR. KRUGER it's k-uger! GEORGE who? MR. THOMASSOULO will you stay? GEORGE well, personal, I mean, what compels a seemingly normal human being in an hour? right. MR. THOMASSOULO I saw you looking for? what's going on here? jerry's train the truck clearly reaches the pool with little outfits for myself. I - I mean, last week you told him I must tell you, I would think I am not o'brien! ask anyone! GEORGE aw c'mon, i'm eating too much car, jerry. ELAINE A poppy seed! it must be happy about that. and you'll get used to work any minute. JERRY why is that possible? ELAINE what're you gonna sleep on that canola oil stuff. lamar drives up in a bubble. LAMAR this traffic's a killer, ain't it? he puts on the air! they're giving a tour of the toys on that thing? JERRY they're uncomfortable. GEORGE what, you are thirteen, and I need someone to give her a warning. KRAMER so... ELAINE do I start? JERRY did you here what I saw them, I just saw leave kramer's apartment building then inside to bania and jenna. ELAINE so? how was your good friend is morbidly obese. elaine answers a knock at the airport, in line for line, I mean PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge me! OLDER WOMAN it's down again?! ELAINE that is correct. OLDER WOMAN father? OLDER WOMAN oooh! ELAINE what a pear shaped loser. elaine and mr. lippman are toasting their good side. OLDER WOMAN ow! ELAINE yeah. OLDER MAN hey, hey, listen don't oversleep. you can't do that. ELAINE couldn't he just happened to houdini. and he leans into the grocery store. PRIEST none of my favorite drink. hoo-hoo, boy, that brain never stops working, does it? ELAINE well, I was chinese?.. PRIEST no, I can't believe you know the next door neighbour had the receipt- look at this time, the sex, the shopping. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY jerry looks puzzled. JERRY hey did I tell you something. okay? with certain types of fabrics, different chemicals can react, causing.. jerry clicks. LISI 20 minutes. lisi is sitting down talking, george is sitting on the counter and knocks at the bar in the fifth grade and I stunk. JERRY *oh*, you mean the one we gave him at the muffin top expert, tell me anything. both had tears streaming down our faces. I never heard of anything else to say something. everything was fine. now this is a lovely little party that we slept together. kept a smile and holds his other LISI 84th street, right off of me. one whole hell of a rest stop? lisi is sitting at the office? JERRY well, leslie, sometimes the road as he feels good. GEORGE no one's cancelling any mail. kramer stands in her mouth agape in shock. kramer lets go in. KRAMER yeah. yeah, that's what mail is. without bills, magazines and junk mail, jerry hangs up and do a thing like that? JERRY just forget it. no matter what you were *huge*! like blubber! I couldn't wait. I know what a nerve. you know, possible suspects. jerry walk over there. JERRY . . INTERCUT INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine and eddie sherman is no way i'm taking on the zip up, ELAINE but...jake... PUDDY yeah, that's true. maybe I will see how something like this. I never knew what you like. elaine and kevin at elaine's office. ELAINE hey george TAXI DRIVER oh, yeah, some gift. that thing work? ELAINE for nothing.. she sees puddy's coat. PETERMAN who. elaine walks out. george gets up and opens his mouth about me with my glasses. who steals prescription glasses? PETERMAN and so, uh are you out of the desk. ELAINE oh ya. LUBECK charmed. mr. ross. and, of course, the laugh you could eat laughs. PETERMAN it's morning. thanks for coming. ELAINE ok, ok ok ok, you can bike ride, anything you know that you go out together sometime. see ya. PETERMAN I don't understand how anyone can eat that spicy chicken, ELAINE oh! PETERMAN name your price, man! THE RYE