[generated output in 2 tries] THE SECRET CODE written by alec berg, jeff schaffer spike feresten david mandel, dan o'keefe, gregg kavet & andy cowan INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING george strolls up the money you're losing. JERRY we got wine. imagine if we did it, mrs. choate? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY ELAINE shouldn't you be grateful when you're in the chapel. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT elaine gets up from the islands, we'll be in the hold music. ELAINE no, no, oh, you see it? elaine is wearing jerry's mother's fur coat out. GEORGE i've had to give up red meat tonight. let's live a long, long time no see. how's tricks, murphy? JERRY hey. what's up? GEORGE don't you try the cigarettes? kramer dumps the rest of them? KRAMER oh, you got the ring. oh, I will. JERRY nine sixty. KRAMER oh, come on, jerry, just remember. it's not the once a GEORGE oh no no it's ok, don't be silly.. KRAMER what're you talking about?! we had a lot of friends. I got more cow here than here. JERRY crazy like a bag of groceries. KRAMER let's just get rid of me? JERRY wow! that's incredible......but you don't think she's too tan. it's the size of a dandy. check it out. KRAMER are you looking to the test? JERRY well uh, you don't like kimberley? ELAINE oh I got all my life coming into this whole thing. you know, funerals always make a pot of tea, too. JERRY ah, i'm jealous of ELAINE rabbi, is there to rent? JERRY what's the matter with that? what was wrong with yours? ELAINE you know what? maybe he's just reeling his big shoe. KRAMER oh yeah! GEORGE A backup system? we're designing bathroom doors with our legs exposed in anticipation of the muffin shop. ELAINE hey, you know...i had a little bit higher. GEORGE hey, hey, I brought it for me? JERRY no i'm not. I got the caboose. GEORGE but KRAMER, isn't it myanmar now? JERRY yeah. GEORGE oh, well, then you make a pothole. JERRY she sees in you. ELAINE you're nuts! JERRY what are you shouting? ELAINE well, that's...that's sweet. JERRY he asked the assistant to the limo, george is coming out of sight onto the TV guide with a white raincoat with a car, he'd give you a liar? KRAMER hey hold that door... JERRY fourteen thousand. KRAMER hey! mike! JERRY kramer! what are you talking about? KRAMER you know, they're all morons. matter of fact, I - I have to mention the damage would have to go out with JERRY can I just realized? suddenly, george has picked up the steps to her KRAMER woah, woah, woah. what-what did you do? GEORGE uh, yes, yes I suppose they are even interested in an george showing jerry the contents of his bedroom twiddling scissors. INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY elaine stands beside it, still mud-spattered. jerry climbs out of the proximity to the hamptons since ELAINE pardon? elaine and jerry walk past a TV PREGNANT WOMAN oh, hi. OLDER MAN hey, I don't have that flavor so... george, really, enough, ok? you know, all you gotta do is fill some sort of medical thing to you. ELAINE goodbye. OLDER WOMAN father? PRIEST father hernandez? PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge me! people with pins. ELAINE oh, okay... well thanks for inviting me! BUSINESS MAN but my alan would do something to drink? ¿agua? ELAINE yeah, pretty much. elaine and george are toasting in champagne. KRAMER come on, kramer. what did you get all the way in a month, that's incredible! EXT. CITY STREET - DAY GEORGE A red chinese prison? INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY elaine give jerry a look. JERRY hi, alec. ELAINE right!! KRAMER I didn't have make-up sex? GEORGE really? JERRY hard to get coffee. I can do everything wrong. GEORGE no! i'm lefty, can't go back to the left, and she's never let you pick up my skin. JERRY really? EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT PHONE if you'd like to give an ELAINE uh, kind of in the high hair, step forward. PHONE RINGS EXT. CITY STREET - DAY JERRY what are you gonna take long, is it? INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY 3 JERRY all right. SECURITY GUARD what do you say that noreen was hitting on elaine warm me up, but I JERRY you think i'm looking for. I don't even smell. that's right - about the financial crisis at PBS. show us you care. SECURITY GUARD alright, seinfeld, that's it. I have no JERRY that's the positive thing about first base. I mean it's like being in a museum some day! it's not necessary. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY ELAINE how do you make your acquaintance, i'm sure. I went to pay for doing nothing. MAN 4 hey fake peterman, let me sleep here, huh? I had some feet in his arms. an elderly woman, one of our guests. ELAINE you don't think so. THEY ALL GET IN THE CROWD who are you gonna do a leave-behind keys, glove, scarf, I go out to dinner. she's got to hose off my daughter. ELAINE told me not to mention the end of the HOLLYWOOD sign. cut to external shot of the academy. THEY IGNORE HER AND KEEPS WALKING. ELAINE just go. THEY REACT... ELAINE excuse me? excuse me, your honor, with the THEY LEAVE. ELAINE you're not kidding it's a sickness. my father wearing a bra? ELAINE i've never been anyone's type, but apparently, when the senators didn't vote the way that we can take to get his visa. PRIEST leave me! you thought about it? ELAINE they rehearse all the time. PRIEST una senora que te vino a ver. ella dice que tiene informacion muy ELAINE uh, so, anyway, i've been lying about my next door neighbour had the scampi. PRIEST father hernandez? ELAINE thank god that PRIEST leave me! you disgust me! you thought as long as they're mailing postcards, it wouldn't fit you. ELAINE wha... W.. are you kidding? you did a pretty good-looking guy. PRIEST father hernandez? EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry enters. GEORGE that's the dream JERRY I don't mind. GEORGE well, i've uh, i've thought it was sold out! JERRY relax. who are just dialing it by mistake and getting you. GEORGE one little baby, whatever you want me to calm down... get your racquet? JERRY levels? george thumps his fists against the wall outlets are anymore. KRAMER yeah. how'd you do? ask him where he sees JERRY I don't think so. GEORGE why not? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING GEORGE well... here we go. GEORGE what the hell am I supposed to be here? AMY I didn't order any of our party? what about drugs? you think we were gonna see a doctor. GEORGE yes I will go for the shoeshine kit. INT. J. PETERMAN why, indeed. george, look, i'm gonna share that information? GEORGE well if these aren't candies. SHLOMO I don't smell. imagine, you can wear sweatpants. GEORGE I cheated in the audience applauding. KRAMER but why? music on the table examining the contents begin to struggle for possession of gary's wig. JERRY I need elaine benes GEORGE no? are you sure? JERRY why not? country right next to ramon GEORGE this woman dies, it is strange. she never wants to see him, and everyone who was that? JERRY not for me. KRAMER you and me, you should let buddy open it. GEORGE but why? why isn't it obvious? JERRY it makes me look older. SALES WOMAN mr. varnsen, if you and kramer. she strokes the side you see that? what was that? JERRY although what if we can't afford that. SALES WOMAN mr. varnsen, if you would cease to exist! you see, when we were sitting the other handle and reads the result, then looks confused like what your business elsewhere? JERRY everybody's got them. INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY george jumps, surprised by the way came up to scratch. LADY okay, okay, ned isakoff. LADY yes. EXT. BLEACHERS - DAY kramer backs away toward the elevator. jerry is moving chairs, elaine bursts out laughing. george starts his car. kramer is sitting on the other end of the store, INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - JERRY AND ELAINE c'mon.. the garbage ELAINE hey. A moment later, the cable guy just trying to fix it. ELAINE oh, it's fantastic. we were the gatsbys. she never ELAINE the hit in the gap in rome has that's not in a chair and puts the bag and heads back to the airport? BOY gammy! ELAINE yeah. I know. I can't get around to it. okay? BOY thanks for ruining my daddy's business, you fat *beep*! ELAINE what? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY 1 INT. ESCALATOR - GOING DOWN TO A ROOM vote for the guy with the pen now! elaine yeah sure. ELAINE I said out. JERRY oh yeah, yeah, alright. ELAINE the whole physics of carbonation JERRY it's safer! plus it's more money. GEORGE what'd you talk to people because you made a couple of those things. JERRY we're all set up a club off GEORGE what about it? JERRY why?? ourselves. that's what a spanking button. GEORGE nine. thirt... thirteen's no good. JERRY so he's not getting away GEORGE hey. there is the best thing i've ever made, in my lifetime, and ELAINE mr. peterman? GEORGE yeah. right. JERRY it's over there. the tied took them didn't she? KRAMER you're not reading it now. the show this to elaine. THE END