[generated output in 1 tries] THE OLD MAN everyone vote for kramer. written by alec berg, jeff schaffer, spike feresten david mandel INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT george is saying. GEORGE this is O.K.? SHLOMO he looks fantastic. GEORGE I can't trust you then there's the soda guy. SLIPPERY PETE it doesn't work? you get your magazine and let's just say no, you keep it to the arabian mocha java? GEORGE vandelay! kramer returns from the entrance so KRAMER that's NBC. jerry comes back second later EXT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry and GEORGE me neither. hey I guess I was promised this slot. JERRY they're sending a detective to my boss... bania walks up to the tony's. BANIA okay. okay. what is the perfect living room area. JENNA what? bania walks out, jerry leaves, and milos are still accepting bids. JERRY love you. GEORGE when are you sure you want the both of you a taste. what do you like to be the worst. george comes in to a matinee and then they stay. lemma ask you something. when you order from the bag, please. JERRY A leg man? why would a giant like six times a week. no hot water, you can't do it. I jerry's apartment, the door closes, trapping his arm and leads him toward the kitchen. JERRY that's an union. ELAINE thanks. JERRY that's how cats do it. he's just a few to jerry and cheryl are at an ATM. ELAINE yeah it looks like when superman reversed the rotation KRAMER yes. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT JERRY george, I have to do is introduce him, and then we'll go some place else. INT. PARKING GARAGE JERRY didn't go over there for a INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY elaine stares queryingly at the party in some mud, and.. ruin your PETERMAN ah, yes. forbidden love. ELAINE I just wanted to see fulton. i'm not an idiot. PETERMAN she's stuffed up, if they're real, that's rushdie. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - NIGHT jerry and tia are enjoying some hot towels on their birthday.. GEORGE you schedule a late meeting. JERRY you spent the last minute. GEORGE you want to know about inter-abdominal kramer drinks the beer and smokes the cigarette at the crack of dawn. he sees an item based purely on spite. KRAMER you said, it can affect the performance artist, right? GEORGE I know. KRAMER all right. i'll be there, in the hospital, to visit me. said the guy that I was unable to take a sick day? JERRY so, set it up. KRAMER it's about your pants to bania? kramer is building JERRY why'd you get yours out, I was not. the BUBBLE BOY moors! GEORGE she wants to talk about. JERRY no one's going to take off those pants. GEORGE ah, alright. believe me, there'd be plenty of time. JERRY they think of something?! SALES WOMAN well, I guess this is scott, my roommate. kramer opens the door. SALES WOMAN right this way, mister doody! KRAMER hey, hey, hey. he goes into an alcoholic. I hate that old idea? INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine collects her bag, and removes her coat. ELAINE what the odds are on stage at the size of JERRY she's not here. it's all herbal. GEORGE say you and kramer. KRAMER there are a discourage to my sponsor, and, uh, yada yada yada... GEORGE ahh. good for you. KRAMER toxic gas!!! GEORGE donna. oh, you're in trouble so george crosses the lobby. the doorman's EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY KRAMER yeah. well, you must be a problem, I can INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY GEORGE people who do you think if you miss SECURITY GUARD yeah. GEORGE what was that? INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR DAY 2 elaine and peterman are sitting around reading ELAINE yeah. she opens it and hands over a woman? EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING again, the cab drives away. ELAINE how much did you get it from her. she steps in to grab the rock MACHINE message four... fax squeal. she skips to the cashier MACHINE message three... fax squeal. MACHINE you have never met anybody so ... about 80 cents. fax squeal. she skips to the cheesy ELAINE I transferred everything in there. the couch. all of a date EALINE ohh... another guy in your house? ELAINE have we looked at you. it's impossible EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY george ends his experiment, and rises to leave. come on. how was your fault GEORGE you wanted for dessert. MARIO oh, thanks. thanks a lot. JERRY no, that's a loss. george busts in. KRAMER hot and spicy it his GEORGE shhh! listen, you gotta get going, so go. INT. PARKING GARAGE - KRAMER, WANDERING AIMLESSLY. george gets up from sheila. she works at the coffee table he notices the warning GEORGE pamela?! awright, I tell you this, something is on the expressway. on either shoulder. SHLOMO so what am I supposed to say it was? GEORGE purple 23. GEORGE no, they're good! SLIPPERY PETE you think he's in the head! KRAMER I don't know what they think. that's why we're staying here, do you? that makes it so it was an old man! i'm very, very good. GEORGE I can't believe she got that straight. KRAMER it's also playing in the room, so as you don't need any new people, you're not going to paris right? JERRY and they're spectacular. KRAMER so ya know, I like to save a catering. you elaine and her roommate. i've driven women to shave it for me, alright? INT. BLEACHERS - DAY GEORGE jerry gargles? is that a,.. GEORGE so uh... wrath of khan? ELAINE oh no. GEORGE does the meat go? jerry is moving to california? ELAINE I don't know! JERRY who are you looking at him scared. jerry picks up a wonderful girl. very smart. very...crafty. GEORGE I don't know. it's like BO and cologne, they combine forces into some kind of realized we're kids. we're not gonna be called peter. JERRY elaine was.. in a comfortable position. GEORGE look, i'm not getting no drake's coffee cake. JERRY you know you really want to suck up to. he KRAMER uh, yeah. JERRY if only you'd known, you know, it's not like a really big trouble. KRAMER what is this? JERRY look. just, forget it, I want mine back. KRAMER george, there's a waterfall grotto? JERRY so then what the hell happened here? KRAMER it's like a red chinese prison for the door. the time. ALL THE TIME. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY - ESTABLISHING KRUGER we can't just *have* an adultery-- you *commit* adultery. and you get. INT. BLEACHERS - DAY everyone stops laughing. GEORGE me too. i've been watching george is ELAINE yeah I split a case of sponges? I mean, of course you didn't make it. GEORGE the psychic said something terrible is gonna set off. new york, I have really injured myself! JERRY I have a chance? GEORGE yeah. yeah. all right. let's - let's go for a moment. then elaine gets into the gas chamber kramer, but he's an idiot. JERRY yes? george. huh, no kidding? JERRY wow! what'd she uh, look if I could give me your key, maura. turn your keys. tonight. so i'll set an alarm, ok? GEORGE she knows there is a lie. now, you see, there's this intense animosity whenever we passs. I mean, I may have said no. he said I put this? JERRY really. jerry's buzzer buzzes. KRAMER what? JERRY yes? ELAINE I wish I could. KRAMER i'm gonna be a while. you gotta pay what I have this hanging over my shoulder. JERRY kramer, kramer, what the show altogether, how about a cold one after a date. they're making me KRAMER hey, brody! kramer opens the door, and the same to you, but your were an ancient tribe - very helpful to people. ELAINE ohhhh.. and another employee pick up jerry. KRAMER exclamation point. JERRY well, what do you call someone up and the cook says you gotta do something RADIO swung on, line hard toward left center field. that's in italy. but the basic idea of telling people that i'm jewish. JERRY sure, how much? LAMAR jackass? so i'm going to be sorry for? JERRY well, what you should be plenty. LAMAR this traffic's a killer, ain't it? JERRY hmm.. kramer holds the shirt proudly. jerry smiles. KRAMER 12.000 btu's of raw cooling power. city and everybody pretty much it. music plays as they do, you can sit there staring at the tennis match on TV at george's, susan walks back to columbus, you know I got karl farbman here. dies and his girlfriend, bonnie, are entering jerry's apartment later that evening. MAN #2 he got a flash of george and susan in the park, bicycling, roller skating, tennis and skiing, and um, GEORGE hi amy, i'm george. george enters, carrying a large bowl LADY that's right. LADY okay, okay, can I borrow some tee...if I LADY that's right. there's a void... GEORGE that's it. all right, bye. hey! everyone is gathered around a broken egg on the hat! GEORGE let me ask you a favor. and that pinkie toe, come on up. KRUGER mary, I will do bania GEORGE I dunno. I can't believe I do. KRUGER george, I am a conductor. george is bringing jerry's mail to the poconos on KRUGER hey, koko, who's this? COCO my name is arnold deensfrei. what is the matter? GEORGE and, it is unbelievable. COCO when I got this new shirt, the button and nothing could live out here. GEORGE wha - wha - oh, hi. elaine, it's me. KRUGER are you making coffee? GEORGE it's george. KRUGER so you're telling me. GEORGE I know. KRUGER hey, koko, who's this? GEORGE oh, no. no. let's get out of town. I missed you. WATKINS it's t-bone. KRUGER ahem. now, what's this guy again? WATKINS it's t-bone. KRUGER ok, good enough for us to be some moisturizer. WATKINS all right, all right. GEORGE yes, she is. WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE that's exactly right. that is so insane! kruger is bouncing a ball man experiment. KRUGER we can't seem to just show me that. I know I never asked. she was good kid - a simpler WATKINS that sounds great, i'd love to be complete. KRUGER so, how did he do? WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE I don't know what you're talking about. kruger and they're everywhere. KRUGER actually, funny thing is, we happen to his face. jerry throws a big mistake. and it's a good idea. WATKINS that sounds like a refund what's the problem GEORGE hey nice ice-bucket. watkins and george enter the first tournament of her friends shows up at someone's house with ring dings at the knights of columbus? GEORGE what? KRUGER ...and it gets a worried look as if susan's pregnant. you've already postponed GEORGE i'm bad. i'm getting out. ALL hey, hey! we're discussing something! INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY the dinners, I got a big stain on your side. they're yelling and screaming, and the big toe is like ,you know, semi digested food stuff. you should just do it in 1971. ELAINE yeah, right, that's enough. she steps in front of you. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT elaine enters. ELAINE you know, I tell ya, this is about to cross the wires or something. JERRY well I, I very much like a jerk. ELAINE how's the trip going? JERRY do you mind switching seats? kramer is talking to me? or bring them a little. people kiss. KRAMER oh, hello. you remember, ... susan, from N B C. JERRY i'm not gonna come? KRAMER yeah, she dumped you? ELAINE is there some guy who's willing to stick it out he doesn't wanna take any more gentle sobbing. KRAMER hey you know they're attracted to you then. yeah, yeah, sure, i'll do it!! ELAINE some ugly baby, huh? HE SHOWS JERRY THE PAPER JERRY I, uh...well... KRAMER well at least have some questions of my sunday weekend wind-down. jerry and kramer still sit on it, in JERRY possibly, but then I got it. kramer opens the door. george's pockets with his usual decorum. GEORGE guess who I am. MR. LIPPMAN have a friend, cynthia, are seated at the time, constant craving...but I haven't had any momentum. GEORGE I tell you! I love that! MR. COHEN no, just my type. the dark hair, GEORGE you can do? MR. MORGAN you know, working around, same stuff, doing... whatever. GEORGE three days. I will take you to do a lot more work. met, I never did. in four years ago and missed the wedding. who knows what the door behind him. the they have you ever slept with? GEORGE hu humm? i suppose we all lie down, then our brains will work. JERRY why here? GEORGE bender? he can't do that. well, maybe you need anything? JERRY what do you wanna hear her thoughts. GEORGE so? KRAMER oh, oh yeah. it's coming jerry, it's no 31, and uh...let's just leave him alone! GEORGE and here's the TV. ELAINE oh, you're george's friend. GEORGE see ya later. KRAMER relax, silvio. kramer comes in.. JERRY so it's just a sadist don't you? NEWMAN yeah. I mean, we are through! JERRY A robot butcher? NEWMAN it's pretty gutsy. JERRY yes, I read an article in bon appetite magazine. NEWMAN all right, now listen , what are you doing later? JERRY hey, what time is it? NEWMAN i'm a cardiologist. I think we were kids, they made toys that could kill a kid. JERRY so you know, I don't know about that? NEWMAN you shut up? JERRY aw, we didn't want your old flame. gail cunningham. NEWMAN ...but, you must mean elaine. isn't she beautiful? her nose is in the mail. JERRY look at him. NEWMAN cool? JERRY i'm used to work this time. MAN I get JERRY hi elaine. MAN 3 who cares. KRAMER look jerry, the man takes no notice of jimmy. george puts his feet in the back of a woody allen movie in the glove compartment. JERRY ask george to be a problem? GEORGE GET CLOSER TO JERRY AND ELAINE LOOK AT THE PICTURE? george can go through with it being your cigars, and everything, all the JERRY hello? oh, hi evelyn. from its window and screams. GEORGE I mean, if anything i'd try to become the laughing stock! you know I don't know, I JERRY who said that? GEORGE the dentist thing? JERRY what, are you on the ELAINE have a good idea. c'mon george. JERRY hey elaine. ELAINE three days. well, maybe not technically, but ... I snuck a peak. ... but it also caught this. KRAMER you mean you haven't seen him. how's the job here is being questioned by lt. martel. ELAINE yeah. so what's going on? KRAMER hey. well, I got the couch. poppie spots her approach, and is heading for the dream of dating a convicted felon. I don't know. ELAINE wha--? KRAMER huhh, yeah, let's just get invited up to big band records. JERRY did you buy that suit. the store also, when george was meeting us in there. KRAMER ahh, now i'm gonna get a calendar honey! it's the tonight show here. GEORGE like what? george at a previous party, looking happy together. ELAINE listen, there is no other solarium. GEORGE yeah. ELAINE double or nothing. JERRY I love the name. people will be there on TV, men only care what she had a bottle of wine and turkey? JERRY loleola? ELAINE jerry likes morning thunder. ELAINE oh, hi. this is because you MAN the government! ELAINE I don't wanna be friends? MAN NO.2 good idea, with you earlier about getting the hang of it. so you slept with nina. that's why we're here. I mean, I talked to phil casacof today. ELAINE street toughs took my wallet, everything! MAN oh yeah. yeah, that's where he could easily be sitting. ELAINE his apartment tonight, eight o'clock. MAN 2 why? so I guess she's still blaming me? ELAINE oh, did I tell you, but you're an exotic fruit. like an orange. MAN NO.3 lost 15. ELAINE she lives right above me. MAN hey, I didn't come by your house and an empty stomach. let's get back to elaine ... but it was 240 bucks twenty years you have is too big. ELAINE so you killed the cat. just grab that meat and let's get out of gas. .. i'm gonna.. have to have a very good with the regular! THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. ELAINE oh, see, this is a little dessert? ELAINE that's a cooool-g, daddy-o--now you gotta tell. MAN NO.1 ah, whaddya say we have eight thousand. ELAINE nothing, and regret it for you. THEY ALL DANCE A FEW STEPS AND THEN AS A POLICE GOES BY THEY LEAVE QUIETLY ELAINE now, lookit, this plane to seattle and out of his THEY OPEN THE DOOR! ELAINE you know, I don't have any of my life have---have I---. what was it eaten? THEY ALL GET IN THE CAR. JERRY she doesn't even KRAMER I once talked to tim whatley's office. kramer enters. JERRY ya ya, I gotta go to the left. KRAMER i've got a rocket for an address. A street tough approaches from behind. kramer rummages in his hands. leo notices jerry in there? INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING there's a ringing from the bathroom. she's wise to you about something and then the guy out here huh? JERRY so I want that number. LISI 84th street, right off of those. lisi exits the limo comes to the knick game! michael jordan! LISI are you doing? nice to meet you. she knocks her glass of water. couldn't he JERRY yeah, that's right. LISI what you talking about? JERRY oh, you're my boyfriend george? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY jerry's standup piece. GEORGE hey, what's the big man wants to die with dignity? KRAMER no. no. no. no. no. it's store policy. GEORGE I figured what the idea behind the dugout, that's where it was on the sofa chewing gum. JERRY AND ELAINE uhh.. no. KRAMER IS BEEN INTERROGATED BY LT. MARTEL let him fight? JERRY what a good driver! KRAMER no! JERRY here. ELAINE oh, now you're gonna do it. do you think you died and elaine then slams her seat and almost hits him in person. it doesn't necessarily mean anything to anybody about me seinfeld. I got to pay for hers? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY - ESTABLISHING ELAINE you had three inches thick. got it from his sleeve into the roadside. as it goes. hey, INT. LISI'S APARTMENT - NIGHT elaine comes in. i've always felt he deserved a wider audience. ELAINE I went too far. they keep pushing me, and my, my other friend couldn't taste his peaches ,they only good for jumping up and opens his mouth, but he's an alcoholic. I hate to hear that, that I love to be kept gammy might be possible if you want. bobby dials 911. BOBBY EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT jerry puts down the carriage grabs the shower opposite saw me. JERRY yeah. good weekend. ELAINE what's she going to miss the sunday sports JERRY definitely? ELAINE I thought it was... JERRY oh! oh! that was some little loophole, like I thought you were better off not knowing. it's not ELAINE hey, is george here? JERRY everybody's moving to florida! GEORGE I was gonna do it fast and then we can just talk about this to my papers? JERRY but you see the rest of the kalahari. GEORGE what's that? the couch. JERRY and that's all you told him you didn't hear from me. ELAINE hey todd. JERRY double zero? ELAINE did she do something to lift a car. KRAMER boy I was supposed to hide more cheese on a rock. I take everything i've worked all over the city. they got shrunk down, or is that what the hell happened here? ELAINE oh, who do that to promote the theatre? elaine seems interested too. they flirt. KRAMER how do you a dime! now gimme the purse! and on, into the next show. JERRY she's your lex luthor! KRAMER i'm terribly sorry, it just, uh...all of a cute nazi though. jerry has his shirt off. JERRY what's up? PUERTO RICAN MAN well, it would fly around and around the movie for me. JERRY uncle leo! INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine enters. ELAINE what's the difference, we'll figure something out. she never came back from jerry. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY she talked to debby bibelo. she said *what*? ELAINE hi. mr. and mrs. costanza? PHONE MAN look, I happen to like her, I stopped by just the man walks up to the chicken cashew? ELAINE he musta got my clothes? INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY elaine enters jerry's apartment FIREMAN I drive that place on my mind about the dolphins? you could do the first time here. ELAINE all right, i'm going to the polygraph. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING kramer is in a leotard, then I got the final budget numbers. we went to school here for the repair. three INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY still no response from the outside. it thumps into george RADIO and the cookware you liked. JERRY yes, I tell her about the open-lipped kiss? LAMAR hey, black saab. looks like a mint or piece of green JERRY why are people calling you susie. kramer puts down the street. her neck problem means she has her head in his apartment KRAMER roger's can't sell the van buren boys - they cater to your promotion. jerry gets out of the strolling twosome, a guy a hostile look, much as I show this to me! JERRY the jujy fruits? KRAMER it's just...it's no picnic. JERRY where did you expect? it's airline food. KRAMER want one? JERRY kramer! KRAMER ga, of course you didn't even mention you. you know that? JERRY I do is send me the bill. KRAMER george, I have my keys, so I signed for her. JERRY oh, phil. mrs. phil. i'm so sorry about throwing you out of here. KRAMER BUT I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. JERRY i'm looking from? KRAMER that must be working very hard. JERRY they sealed him up thursday in a booth, across from mine, huh. I can't go to another guy on the bus. KRAMER oh yeah, that's the guy that ELAINE so what you were the first shirt I wear boxer shorts. KRAMER little jerry won his cockfight. ELAINE hey, puddy. KRAMER ah, no, no. tuesday's no good ? ELAINE ohh, I got the guy went long. KRAMER do you know? the EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT INT. BLEACHERS - DAY jerry hangs up and burned it for you JERRY because we're engaged. kramer enters. KRAMER george, they closed up. JERRY I know. KRAMER hey, frank! JERRY I thought we were ahead of neil. GEORGE yeah, but i've read your book, professor, and I did ? george and elaine sit in the morning, I should do an intervention. the furniture, it's very impolite to tell you what, if you want to, um.. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT A beautiful brunette sitting at the table tips over and pick it up, and you can sit on one date, he asks me to take his mother and I love juu-uuu-uu-uune! OLDER MAN is the ocean called. they're running outta shrimp. OLDER WOMAN it's down the street, only to his feet in the middle of a weak shower spray. ELAINE your guy can't cross to the stand. PRIEST I heard kramer got the money for the door. jerry opens the door shut. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT jerry picks up a friend who's a man? LAMAR this traffic's a killer, ain't it? JERRY irish money? as the soup nazi. CINDY so? jerry tears up the phone, still a promise? hmm? ELAINE do you know you were... JERRY hello leo. you don't like him? ELAINE hey. I just went through all my possessions. JERRY they're afraid they'll get out of your mind? don't you wait outside, you know, when ELAINE yeah jerry. elaine smiles. ELAINE she.. was. PHONE MAN I told you all dressed up for? ELAINE where did you see something here about PBS. PHONE RINGS ELAINE I heard all the guys that always smells like a minute, what the deformity you'll find some candy. you want to try it...makes the movie dialogue, as we roll up. PHONE mr. morgan left for dinner. we have ELAINE well, i'm not PHONE mr. morgan up at gunpoint! he took the day - not attractive the next? EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT JERRY no. I did. INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING JERRY uh-huh. uh-huh. mm-hmm. uh-huh... INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY ELAINE what? MAN #1 something's happened with the cows, you know dr... zaius. ELAINE ok so i'll set up a sign so you do about it? just think it's dutch. I got it. you lift the floorboards to reveal a guy who asked me where you have to hold it in the movie for me. i'm uh, i'm putting it in your different clothes. well, i'll call you too THEY REACT... ELAINE david, I think it's great. I mean, why can't you see what THEY ALL DANCE A FEW STEPS AND THEN AS A POLICE GOES BY THEY LEAVE QUIETLY ELAINE no, no, I understand. this is my wig on straight? I don't know if you do, but I have to make this film work. THEY ALL DANCE A FEW STEPS AND THEN AS A POLICE GOES BY THEY LEAVE QUIETLY ELAINE no. i'll just sleep here on the front. ELAINE kramer. MAN nice day ELAINE awful. this trip is off. THEY ALL GET IN THE CROWD i'd rather not say. JERRY do you have quite a character. kramer.. MOTHER why don't you give him some phone numbers of places he could be dangerous - sexually. something could happen, i'd be ELAINE SHE'S HITTING HER BOY ON THE PHONE MESSAGE MOTHER don't you like turkey roll? I don't see the value in it for me with my best to hinckley. GEORGE yeah, tell'm, but quickly, i'm double parked and if you're the one we have. KID #2, did you do? GEORGE oh, yeah. KID you're ugly. THE SECRETARY GEORGE I don't know. maybe five KRAMER I couldn't help it. we hadn't been alone together are obviously uncomfortable. JERRY well, you gotta finish it. KRAMER oh. okay. so he'll just turn the faucet off, but I gotta buy some bread JERRY ah, that's a tough decision. I have a full inch taller. . . . . do it. KRAMER w...it's four. JERRY excuse me, uh... you didn't sit with us. KRAMER desoto's down, but cosmo's got the jerry and george are ejected from the door is flung open and looks hopeful. JERRY come on frank. it's your first time. he'll understand. GEORGE kramer!! kramer no!! JERRY I thought that was some list. GEORGE what? i'm not saying anything. JERRY well, i'm a chiropractor. GEORGE come on. are you done? silly voices, c'mon people, let's get out of your place, 15 minutes. JERRY well he sure does. GEORGE uh, here. puddy sits down on the door. PUDDY you're dead, messier! we're gonna import a case like this for the repair. three ELAINE hey! hold on there's PASSENGER 1 they don't like you, she was a weird school day, you know it to me if i've got valerie on the ELAINE who walks into his mouth. elaine is giggling gleefully at jerry's apartment building in the back room, his hair is wet. MALE WORKER I know there are a discourage to my party, please. ELAINE donna, do you need any of this, kramer. MALE UNBONDING other-walter enters followed by a cab, a starlet turning tricks, a producer in a cape. OTHER-WALTER oh guys. ALL gammy! gammy! gammy! OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's my dream of dating without games? how do you really shouldn't brush 24 hours before seeing the bald stuff? elaine then slams her seat and almost hits him in the year OTHER-WALTER oh guys. ELAINE what? ALL THREE elaine! elaine! elaine takes a moment ago, I went to the doctor said it might be my chance and that's it? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY ELAINE alright, OK. let's go, pick up INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine walks back towards the stage. ELAINE tim. no jerry. jerry looks in that car, we are gonna ELAINE what? she leaves. OLDER MAN oh, tell me about it, it's much better looking guy near by. when he wakes up? what kind of a discussion here. ELAINE oh no. don't tell you. OLDER MAN well, you can sit with us. PRIEST I heard he used to plunge their faces into the vast reservoir of cuban baseball talent could be anyone? PREGNANT WOMAN oh, I said faddah, I meant the bald woman. people wouldn't get off of there. we need a reason why you have no tupperware. ELAINE dr. resnick. he's not ga-ga. BUSINESS MAN wanna make their own personal closet! ELAINE yeah. an uncomfortable silence ensues. they both listen intently. the rumble continues and, in a name? I mean, i'd just like that. oh--entenmann's. yeah. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY george leaves as kramer enters. GEORGE so it was published under it's they lift the TV. JERRY you see? I seem to be called maestro in social situations. I can't sit with george? I thought it was worth it. *kiss* i'll be he's in florida. GEORGE might be trying to keep a secret. JERRY that's right. george and susan, heading home from the newspaper attached to the funeral. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY A cop stands a very OLDER WOMAN it's down the sidewalk. OLDER MAN is the ugly girl i've been waiting for kramer at a table, with J peterman at work. ELAINE I should be the last fifteen minutes. PRIEST none of my way, jerry. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING jerry hears a loud GEORGE you know what? the cadillac is submerged in a comma. in the former yugoslavia, and from disorder, you're a widow. JERRY I said I was in grandma's study. INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY elaine and tim whatley approaches his building, elaine is in the last time. what was that nice gray one? you have the directions? MAN i've got a little during the game. george, kramer, and elaine are being jostled. ELAINE what is that, hickory? MAN watch your step. ELAINE eh. MAN NO.2 yeah, stick your hand out, so no one noticed it. you can bike ride, anything you can ELAINE *get* *out*! MAN wow! is that the attendant looks to jack, who's holding the phone. finally, my stupidity pays off! ELAINE no, i'd love it when their ears get flipped inside out like this area. I could never do that. MAN hey you, you went for that stupid idiot. she tricked you. ELAINE some friend of mine, whom you may be hard for a long shot. i'm calling giuliani's MAN #2 some little problems could arise. ELAINE i'm getting married in december, do you think? MAN no. ELAINE so I spoke to elaine... MAN will you guys are making me flush. ELAINE okay, okay, can I speak to you. EXT. MONK'S DINER - DAY george trails along behind them, making suggestions. GEORGE KEITH HERNANDEZ:? george and I use your bathroom? GEORGE I like you both think. george returns wearing mirrored sunglasses. table. GEORGE you should always carry water because of that perfume? way. jerry walks up to kramer's newman enters NEWMAN hello, boys. the seinfelds are in the coach, and the peat, ah the peat. kramer's chopping vegetables on a good time there? KRAMER/TURKEY hey buddy. newman sits in the rain he would barely feel it. jerry shrugs. KRAMER comming up on it. JERRY look, we gotta get some ice. KRAMER well, I want a picture of him, tony reaches into her home. AND HE STUMBLES AGAIN. JERRY SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. JERRY ..so, you want a big sponge? GEORGE you see, it's just money. JERRY we're going to be with someone in show business is based GEORGE thank you for the milk anymore. it's a pretty good deal. JERRY compact, lipstick, all this? it's rava, isn't it? you never became a lesbian. GEORGE ade you are not gonna see her anymore either. ELAINE hey. ELAINE now listen. I feel if I walk through real quick? JERRY what for? ELAINE nine hundred. do I need everything in there? JERRY so, are you looking at? ELAINE he called to apologize for any man... GEORGE hello, it's natalie? yeah, this is lyle. ELAINE what about a toast, huh? everybody, a toast! JERRY you left your post. GEORGE it's not a dentist. george and his friends probably just lost a job or keep a secret. you know, they seem...bigger. GEORGE what are doing, you crying?? DELIVERY MAN no. it's original ray's. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING kramer looks disgruntled at being KRAMER hey. JERRY why? KRAMER bro. KRAMER for a ten. JERRY it's nice to KRAMER uma's number is this? JERRY hey, is davola outside? KRAMER we'll take a shower. JERRY so listen, so call me or hire me again. now she's gonna watch the dog. are you doing?! KRAMER you awake? GEORGE oh, thank you. if you would leave KRAMER hello, i'm the pitcher. you're the one. A big fat turkey. JERRY no I haven't called her. she wasn't here. KRAMER uh, let's see. what else. GEORGE we should think about, shlomo and slippery pete go to the stand. SLIPPERY PETE what's that? GEORGE really? SLIPPERY PETE it doesn't matter, because I can't believe this. I don't know but I feel guilty about getting the hang of it... GEORGE yes! yes. you know just while things simmer down. ehm.. ehm...dear susan. i'm sorry. differently, uh, advantaged. SLIPPERY PETE so do you like tsimmis? KRAMER what happened? SLIPPERY PETE you owe me for a long and dangerous one. KRAMER yep! and, in light of day. GEORGE over here. KRAMER no, I asked you down there. taxicab drivers are insane. you know, it's not enough to eat again. GEORGE it'll have to leave? go ahead. you got lobster for everybody? KRAMER hey, what are you doing? I thought he was to move on to them to meet danny tartabull. where is she? GEORGE oh yeah. every time you're with a JERRY how fast was she wearing? GEORGE me too! and he's the guy was in high school?...george come on now, try it on the floor of the JERRY elaine, what do you think?! GEORGE what's your line? JERRY I think it began with a water pic. GEORGE hands a little get-together tonight in honor of my life. look at it. I have an affair with ghandhi? KRAMER you mean the sex not being superficial GEORGE I mean maybe if you wait, they won't let up. KRAMER sorry, I really have something goin'. GEORGE hey, sorry i'm not carrying a couple of people and they were still on the road is a country where fifty percent of the question. JERRY and who were getting whacked. GEORGE my *father* is gay... JERRY well it's not really ready for,... KRAMER where do you *lose* a human heat pump! GEORGE as you know what you're doing here? kramer walks in KRAMER what's a little busy the qualifications? if someone's in a fantasy about doing that. THE END