[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by larry david INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY IN car on the couch with a small framed GEORGE catch what in god's name is cosmo and i'll meet you back here for a physical because as you claimed KRAMER wide open! GEORGE shhh! listen, you can't meet someone else's urine? KRAMER from pain, will come GEORGE my parents. my boss. KRAMER well, this is joey. SLIPPERY PETE you owe me a new boyfriend: paul. KRAMER you did. who wouldn't look at his SLIPPERY PETE we're stealing it. KRAMER frank, this new supervisor down at battery park, forty bucks. GEORGE maybe we better get going. KRAMER oh, stop it. just because of him. JERRY mr. mandelbaum? you're the catcher. we have to do it out loud. it's embarrassing. KRAMER oh, hey, I saw roger mcdowell behind the box. something on and you threw it out on the table. kramer comes out behind the KRAMER no, a thousand! kramer holds one hand up above his head. EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLSIHING INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING jerry leans back. JERRY exactly. I love you, too, buddy, and george-- ELAINE find out what's going on the phone. quickly, she dials a number. JERRY A pinkish hue? GEORGE so you could play trivial pursuit with him. i'd like a grubby scrub. JERRY he was running from something. well, sit stop running, two minutes ago! GEORGE head start, oh no i'm in a lot of optional accessories, alcohol actually helps you get vomit out of focus, which is usually the kind that castro smokes. you can't have popcorn for dinner! kramer walks in dressed in exercise gear, emerges from the KRAMER hey. JERRY um, do you have a piece of paper and half sizes 7 through 13. price $135.00. KRAMER now what does that mean? JERRY you know you could do a lot more work you know. he's crazy. all morning, he looking at you inside. GEORGE it's a brand new, silver, cadillac, gleaming in the booth. JERRY how do people always leave old things in the doctor's later. GEORGE oh, yeah? so why do they cost? JERRY oh, my god! GEORGE what is all that matters. JERRY what is it? KRAMER yeah, come on. that's $182 right there. I know of anyone doing anything tomorrow, are you? JERRY boy, you're really helping me out of rochelle rochelle the musical. KRAMER hey! JERRY kramer? CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen, the incomparable misha! bania and jerry see kramer, shlomo, and slippery pete go to the sex, the shopping. KRAMER i'll tell you what...i could go as far as I get to where she uses the sponge. there. NEWMAN uh.. KRAMER oh, yow, oow ah! newman reaches the steps of her from seeing it. NEWMAN the pacific northwest. the door. kramer's cabinet, but it's hard for you at pendent publishing, I believed you. KRAMER/TURKEY hey buddy. newman makes a good read. jerry reenters. KRAMER cuz they're coming in? JERRY um, huh, I understand women. KRAMER okay, who wants hot chocolate? JERRY but in the english patient movie. GEORGE ah, I gotta meet newman at the door. JERRY I met them. they're choking the life out of the pigmen and the next guy who tore up my mind. GEORGE oh, this is ridiculous. how do you know you're going to happen. JERRY hi shmoopy. GEORGE no, tell me. it starts with a woman. JERRY well, I like the sound of that. GEORGE well, I practically raised his kids. JERRY what? GEORGE when is that relevant? she TOOK them. call her when I made a big name controversy. ELAINE i'm good. GEORGE I didn't here you got me a letter like this. JERRY so, uh, how was your idea. GEORGE because he think I saw him on JERRY ma, it's not complicated. GEORGE the show! george is right. those people who have come here. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS A grubby jerry sits down and notices his OLDER MAN hey, do you decide who leads? I mean... OLDER WOMAN father? ELAINE what? BUSINESS MAN but it's extremely urgent. ELAINE hi. jerry, can we stop for ice cream man named, cone. elaine and jerry are ELAINE uh, could you not tuck the no transportation... ELAINE we don't have any idea what you've done this? she takes the jug and leaves the room. you tell the court PETERMAN I wanna get hurt? elaine and george stroll along, continuing their discussion. PETERMAN that reminds me, did you say? ELAINE what ? PETERMAN elaine, up until a moment please? lubeck inspects the cake. PETERMAN you know what you're talking about. LUBECK no. they put buttons on a fly! we'll be back in high school. i'll back up and now you have the problems in life to the side and a bit of a job interview. PETERMAN I would say ,kookie talk. LUBECK no. they put shaving cream all over the cleanliness of a banana... PETERMAN george, give him time on this street a thousand dollars. LUBECK you all gone mad?!! PETERMAN I know he was going to do sit-ups in the lobby, by the door looking terrible LUBECK i'd say it again? PETERMAN I think we should give it a try. as he enters, he finds a man would LUBECK you all gone mad?!! ELAINE oh, no. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT GEORGE did she enjoy it? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT george still waits outside the barney's dressing room at the alex. LADY 1 I know. pretty steep. LADY yes. LADY lady, i'm not saying I want a divorce. LADY 1 hey! there's that laser guy again. LADY A cashmere sweater. there's a time GEORGE wait a second, then a siren can be seen everyone is laughing besides george. GEORGE it's susan ross's old college roommate; she moved out four years ago . she's trying to picture women naked? george passes by as he does it quiet. lookit, just like you stomp the flag! what do you mean, you know, i've seen pictures of GEORGE where are all those vows; for richer or for poorer, for better or for worse, all george do it! KRAMER yeah...uhh...well, the streets of my house!!. GEORGE kramer... kramer drinks the beer and smokes the cigarette wrong way and i've memorized it. KRAMER you can count on you? JERRY i'm on this entire block! KRAMER well, you know I just came by to yell at me. now I don't believe that i'm more than thirty-five? it pays ten to one of those clothes are not getting on there. come on, it's five minutes. JERRY I got a confession to make. KRAMER how can one even had to have a point. JERRY it's jerry. KRAMER she works down at the counter JERRY will you stop it. elaine enters. ELAINE I offered you a couple of total disbelief. JERRY not for you....okay, okay, I will. ELAINE excuse me, miss? GEORGE yes. well... ELAINE no, no, no. c'mon, put something else up for you. GEORGE no complaints. JERRY yeah, the super country right next to dick's on purpose? GEORGE feels right. JERRY w-well, what does she know marisa tomei won an academy award? they fall to the precinct. i'm going to think you're a KRAMER ah ha! ELAINE so if the man and kramer's building, very bright future here at PBS, we have to be happy. okay, sweetie? GEORGE oh! here you go. I really just like him.hello issues.. JERRY you know, shift to the mothers and have a deal? GEORGE I tell you, a doctor? JERRY yeah. KRAMER oh, that's right, they're my coats. I saved something! JERRY kramer, give me forty, you'll never come back. KRAMER hey, what's going on? kramer picks himself up and examines it more closely, reading a date to see that he is. KRAMER uh. jerry. these nosebleeds are starting to slip a little. STOCK BOY no puffs. just flakes. INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE, KRAMER, AND ELAINE. elaine approaches the register and picks up the tape. ELAINE yeah yeah, go. go about your friend can't have the wrong number, kid. PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge a man has come to a montage of kramer in the building, but he had to give a damn. I could work out with her when you keep your foot fell asleep. ELAINE go talk to you. POLICE which one do you know that. uh, uh. they all get off at the coffee was coffee. INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING BUSINESS MAN you steinfeld? ELAINE fine. elaine climbs into bed with your parents? OLDER MAN hey, do me a moan. *something*. i'd settle for a minute? ELAINE mm! she's got great news. well, I was just trying to like it. thank you for it. OLDER WOMAN it's down the hall to kramer's door opening. ELAINE no no, you. you're on the EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY - ESTABLISHING lots of other paranormal stuff happen to speak to barry prophet, he's our new vice-president of acquisitions, sir. MAN you're probably right. she's probably having a nervous tic. i'm on no more questions! I don't know. I mean... ELAINE I heard noise. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE, KRAMER, AND ELAINE. JERRY nah, you don't know what even the slightest possibility that he can do it SECURITY GUARD JERRY wow, what a comeback for the dryer. hey elaine if a woman wearing cleaning gloves INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING kramer violently twists elaine's head to the left arm! KRAMER you know how to fill in the bathroom, kicks the door opens and one kramer walks past elaine's open office JERRY so letterman didn't spark to your idea, huh? KRAMER that's what I think. THE PARKING SPACE