[generated output in 1 tries] THE RED DOT written by alec berg, jeff schaffer spike feresten david mandel INT. BLEACHERS - DAY the houston astros for talks on that george. SALES WOMAN mr. pennypacker! GEORGE I know. SALES WOMAN right this way, mister doody! george is at the desk and injured something. and now the hunted becomes the hunter. JERRY oh yeah I am trapped under a blanket over the top of her head GEORGE same thing! JERRY no, you don't see. well it sounds a little vacation bania and jenna. BANIA oh. this is mr. giuliani's test tube causing his JENNA there. now please just get lost. bania and jenna. JERRY great, I had that was the movie? GEORGE do you deal with your apartment? ELAINE I can't hear you on a lot of people around, and taps the counter by the end there. KRAMER I told you I called security? JERRY I didn't do anything. KRAMER no I didn't. JERRY all right i'll call you back here first thing they gave us a bag for something that's been in the shower, put on my sofa, instead of tuna salad and going to the airport. don't you ask her out? KRAMER well, it seems impossible. JERRY I tell her I don't work in japan. KRAMER i've been working something out on the outs with brett. I got a big executive for federal express. i'm not JERRY i'd rather be with the regular! ELAINE I didn't think you know my friend, have found your glasses. JERRY have you seen schindler's list? GEORGE well at least through the door and elaine share a laugh. JERRY elaine, if I don't know who has the door opens and kramer draw level with three japanese sit in a good look for something that's been on this thing, it went okay. GEORGE all right, even steven. oh, by the arm. george is sitting in the kitchen. he has an unpleasant taste in movies. just like life. you know, all over the place. LAMAR where you going? don't take that for a boy or a pick? JERRY what are calling me back. I wanna miss this? LAMAR you know, a muffin and then he wiped his hand deep into a sewer. JERRY I mean what kind of person is the mature, adult thing to do. i'd like to talk about it, i'll never cook again! never! now get over it. i'm sure they'll be here soon. LAMAR what was the world's cheapest air-conditioner. JERRY it tastes like bleach! george uses his finger to draw a picture of the night. optional. GEORGE wow, keith hernandez. you're jerry seinfeld. george grabs the suitcase from by the way, followed by jenna GEORGE A bench? what kind of got off the meals and that's why he was down. now he's telling the story MARIO no. JERRY he's always got a birthday card. MARIO here's your knife and fork. GEORGE so what?! she gave me any questions. MARIO here's your chance to tell my parents. I told you. they're relationship killers. too bad you can't give it to me. JERRY did you talk about the drake? GEORGE yeah, 5A! JERRY and you GEORGE why should I have? JERRY well, then i'm not the greatest backrub today, she's a very nice gesture of you GEORGE very. JERRY I don't get is, just because your a fun project. I enjoyed working with your shower? GEORGE what's going on? JERRY i've never seen squeeze ketchup. ELAINE what extremities? KRAMER oh, I just want to take a bite. it doesn't work out I can ELAINE no we don't have any snacks? KRAMER yeah, yeah, that's too bad. it doesn't go. ELAINE um, ok, i'll see you gotta go! JERRY del boca vista. we're leaving for paris in two days? ELAINE listen, jerry, this is crazy. get out. elaine takes a chip, dips it OLDER WOMAN it's down the match, not noticing he's placed it on again. whose up for you to hold it right there. ELAINE don't you worry about it. OLDER WOMAN father? PRIEST I heard all the relatives. you were supposed to tell you something else. are you taking allison? PREGNANT WOMAN oh, I didn't know those cigars are made special for you. people have fist fights in life. this is the male code. and it becomes a series? ELAINE I have to get here. BUSINESS MAN but my mother left us when I was very nice on you. we're gonna do about the soup? ELAINE it's me. elaine bumps into fred on the track, we're PREGNANT WOMAN oh, hello. OLDER WOMAN ow! ELAINE well, kramer told me. elaine realises what peterman overheard. KRAMER hey. buddy, it's all been wrong. and I have a 212 phone number? JERRY yeah, but I narrowly escaped, and then they just ran into you. KRAMER about the other JERRY hey, sorry kenny. guess you get that dress.. KRAMER so what's the difference? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING INT. TAXI CAB - DAY jerry and george are at their two previous meetings. JERRY look, my friend goes to mr. pitt's, listening to the ground, then makes jerry points to jerry, signaling his agreement. then he asked about you many times. have you ever... you know... the friend of my gloves. I got to be an easier way to get him into rehab. it's a pity we won't ruin the operation. they're gonna have appointments. eleven o'clock is gonna kill you! JERRY i'm not allowed to live. LISI ha ha. JERRY I don't know, you drop him like a rubber ball work? LISI good-bye, jerry. JERRY oh yeah, he's a little bowtie flea collar. jerry picks up a little girl. LISI eight tomorrow? lisi leaves and jerry sit listening to me? JERRY hi sue ellen. GEORGE the human fund. JERRY the problem with that? GEORGE does the healer charge? JERRY the washer fluid is fine. it's delightful, it's delicious. they walk together down the street. JERRY what about ponies? what kind of thing. ELAINE wait a minute, that's my ticket! JERRY they have hotdogs there. ELAINE what? now he's KRAMER yeah. elaine is pulling skeptical faces. INT. LISI'S APARTMENT - DAY GEORGE but it's real. it's water. SECURITY GUARD are you talking about? come on. let me get suspended for shower urination? GEORGE you don't understand. you get a picture. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY JERRY I did not bail out on cases? JERRY I tell you! we're gonna shoot it today, and I are going to walk down the wrench, pop. ELAINE jerry, I know how you're gonna be upset because I was telling you about at mackenzie. you'll find something. JERRY yeah. what dog? GEORGE ...you'll see, things always even out! JERRY let go! GEORGE no details? the bell. LADY 2 oh, I see. she's looking. LADY on behalf of the question. there's a couple of hours. GEORGE I don't know. but now I can't get that shirt? everyone at the coffee shop. robin's kid is under the cross. I actually would've set you up at the water coolers. GEORGE what? did I tell you; if this so quickly. it must have been hard on you. you don't even know him. KRUGER george. GEORGE what about women? do they have to do it in *this* town. WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE oh, no. no, we want to park there! WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE hey, is that cashmere? kruger is bouncing a ball club here. KRUGER but there is a bodily function. WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE kramer! kruger and george half-enters. kramer KRUGER but there is reason and purpose to all his idea! WATKINS heh heh. KRUGER not if it's neil diamond? WATKINS heh heh. anything you want. i'm still going on here? is she doing here? GEORGE hey. kruger is bouncing a ball man injuring monica sellas. wasn't that a keats poem? KRUGER actually, funny thing about the pen. WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE I know. I used to sit here. bring out the obstruction! WATKINS heh heh. who are you? GEORGE what is that? kruger and a KRUGER george, I think that had it all sounds pretty good. talk about the circus, it's about time. WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE would you like a terrible problem for me. WATKINS heh heh. KRUGER we can't go left. WATKINS it's t-bone. KRUGER vemonous? WATKINS that sounds right. GEORGE i'm outta here. get out! ten thousand? kruger is bouncing a ball with the tennis club, and are walking on the front of people? would it cost you less to KRUGER I don't believe it. WATKINS heh heh. anything you want...'cause I love bossing people around. GEORGE why not? WATKINS that sounds like he was on his hand. you're jerry right? GEORGE all right. i'm going to be. in the hospital, he's having a good idea. kruger is bouncing a ball man injuring monica sellas. wasn't that a KRUGER maybe there should be making WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE you lawyer wears a piece. tell me if I had uma therman's number written on the wagon. watkins and george in jerry's apartment, jerry is in town this week, and all GEORGE yeahhh. KRUGER we can't take this. this is about to lick an envelope he is so nice and flat, seems like a GEORGE you know what... they got blue berries. what WATKINS heh heh. anything you say she does! KRUGER so, how come he's not a good time... the four of them -- GEORGE AND KRAMER, STILL LOOKING FOR THE DOOR. THE MOHEL LEANS INTO JERRY AND JOEL howard metro. KRUGER for lunch? GEORGE ross'. KRUGER t-bone! ALL bye, now... GEORGE where are all wearing the THE END