[generated output in 1 tries] THE JUNIOR MINT written by larry charles INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY IN car on the weekends, that's all. what do you think he may GEORGE they *left* the junior high assembly. and before that, people would you smell something? what am I gonna be? KRAMER well my swimming pool near ithaca, new york. kramer notices he's set with that in the clear... KRAMER it's my final offer. there had to get out of nowhere. I mean, especially the panty remark. I mean, would it kill him and ah, well if only you had anything to be sent to a prostitute while you're PUERTO RICAN DAY KRAMER it's uncanny! it's like they want to know about comedy, a little bonkos. really. anyway, if you have my keys... kramer opens the door. as he finishes his soda and three plantains ought to make a living! KRAMER no no, i'm not too worried about it. he picks it up because I want all of tuscany? INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY elaine at the door. russell opens it, to attract customers. JERRY i'm looking. that's the new york four. how are ya, ELAINE what happened? JERRY what's happening? ELAINE wait a second, wait a second. maybe there is no good, jerry. it's a winner. lamar drives up in the bathroom. LAMAR hallelujah. praise the lord. he screams. JERRY believe me either? GEORGE this guy is after you? oh you told nana to drop it in a variety of ways. but the one with the actual production. jerry. george and jerry put a fence around these condos, and call her! JERRY well, just... KRAMER alright listen to me. jerry stands up screaming and my poles. I think i'm just waiting for the door. jerry sits in front of you. JERRY you're you. kramer takes a chip, dips it KRAMER mine, too. I love lucy to himself as he reaches JERRYL oh, come on. that's enough, sit down! KRAMER good for anybody. GEORGE when? KRAMER was it like it's my new coat. it's gore-tex. you know what it is? JERRY what is it called ovaltine? KRAMER oh! you popped woody woodpecker! JERRY oh, you'll find some way for us to george's apartment. KRAMER yeah, like diane fosse. you know I can't take it. KRAMER bite-size three musketeers. just like me. HE TRIES TO MOVE ON. KRAMER GRABS HIM BY THE LAPELS AND BACKS HIM JERRY you got it. KRAMER WALKS OUT ELAINE I will. KRAMER that's... even better! ELAINE what's going on here? KRAMER well, so what's this all the time. ELAINE hi george. KRAMER come on, lets get in touch with him? ELAINE why don't you go out with you that eddie sherman are alone in the alcove of the theater manager give you half that. KRAMER elaine, I broke up INT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT GEORGE uh, tim, the pencil... ELAINE you know what JERRY no, he'd go from the ELAINE some dinner, huh? GEORGE maybe she likes talking during sex. GEORGE uh, yeah, I eat well. I exercise. blood tests - immaculate. and if you weren't funny last night with elaine glaring at him. he's wide-eyed, looking panicky ELAINE it's vegetable lasagna. GEORGE take a manicure. I don't feel well? KRAMER well, I don't get it. JERRY now see? just saying you didn't even know how they're going to have it sticking out of chick peas, and I know but I really can't handle a woman i'd be lying on the back of a hard-labour fantasy camp. KRAMER well, that's what couples do. THE END