[generated output in 1 tries] THE KISS HELLO written by gregg kavet & andy robin INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY elaine looks exasperated. ELAINE phew! this chair smells like a baby. JERRY who's stopping you? LAMAR hallelujah. praise the lord. but i'll take some. JERRY in fact, you got the coat. kramer waves away the squeezy option and shuts the door closes, trapping his arm in acknowledgment, nods his george's pockets with their complicated shoes! GEORGE ...meet the mets. MR. ABBOTT hey kramer. GEORGE this is cynthia pearlman, my mentor. right. you know, I don't get we together new years day and they can be pedantic. MR. ROSS and we had a relationship that could be what's happening? jerry's apartment. the other people I hardly slept last night about 3 a.m. we got married. GEORGE what kind of operation? JERRY well, I want to get out of a sick impulse does that?? GEORGE allow me. what happened to your stomach all the way they design the car was parked right out on the horn. the horn sounds several more times, impatiently. george has fetched a diet dr. pepper! KRAMER yeah. GEORGE i'll tell ya where I work, ELAINE what? you can't believe this woman? would you look really great. JERRY I never felt so alive! now, are you looking for you. ELAINE thank you wave? JERRY yeah, there's nothing abnormal about jerry sits beside kramer, who has free tickets to the left JERRY hey o'brien, wake up, c'mon, we got a problem for me? PUERTO RICAN MAN buenos dias, my friend. remember who you're dealing with! JERRY kirk douglas. now there's another knock at the counter INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine at poppie's restaurant. ELAINE hey, if you start to roll down the past. i'm ready to leave. PREGNANT WOMAN oh, brittle bones. how I listened. I worked for you to ask her out? ELAINE well, I don't know how it went. if it OLDER WOMAN oooh! ELAINE what d'you want? OLDER WOMAN ow! PRIEST I heard him contend that. PREGNANT WOMAN oh, brittle bones. how I always tell when a crucial hernandez error to a comedy club drinking a glass of red wine over her left shoulder. i'm gonna have a situation in which i'll ever love. people with guns don't understand. that's why they gave me! ELAINE this is a dinner invitation there's this blind guy did it? BUSINESS MAN wanna make twenty-eight bucks? ELAINE oh yeah? huh. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT INT. PARKING GARAGE JERRY look, I don't have to get one. SECURITY GUARD uh huh. JERRY you can stand here 8 hours a day. roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually SECURITY GUARD that's it. JERRY why? SECURITY GUARD yeah. JERRY i'm sure you don't understand. how can you keep it under the conversion rate. INT. BLEACHERS - DAY JERRY hi. look, I don't know. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING JERRY what if I take baths. INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE BEING LED IN BY THE SECURITY GUARD. ELAINE hey. INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE/JERRY'S APARTMENT JERRY somehow? you've had the show this is supposed to feel that she's come up for 10 minutes by subway. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT kramer and lloyd are both on in here. it smells like a long, long weekend. KRAMER well, that's it. because everybody laughs at jerry here in fifteen minutes and then about four years ago, but i've read your face. and then just stand there all day? city hall. music begins to work with feet. I chose not to mention dies and his parents at their two previous meetings. MAN it doesn't matter what he sees, george and susan in bed. his alarm goes off, and then sequestered in a plastic bubble. can you lose? MAN carlo? no. mi nome e giuseppe. WOMAN I don't know. we talked about and i'm calling my lawyer. jerry removes his coat and leaves the door opens and morty is sitting in the front. sweat. kramer and george are at jerry's discomfiture. BANIA you promised me a favor. and that drove him right now. you were with some unfortunate accident. what do you know i'm getting the chow fung. you don't go for the door. KRAMER oh yeah, yeah, yeah. JERRY yep. GEORGE all I need a fourth for the victim. the exact same taste in music? JERRY oh, man! GEORGE hello, oh, hello. JERRY you mean the car phone, see what this says? how can a person are you? GEORGE hey, ring dings at the JERRY oh no. no. SALES WOMAN mr. pennypacker, this is one little problem. JERRY well at least it wasn't good enough SALES WOMAN did you have conducted yourselves. JERRY so you saw her? what was that look? SALES WOMAN it was pretty good. JERRY no depravity! I mean, they went diagonally from the limo. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT elaine comes back with a menorah. MAN there's people down a hill huh? ELAINE just me and now she tells me MAN #1 no, I haven't cracked a smile at me with my parents. elaine on a couch, reading magazines. MAN will you stop. i'm on next, right? ELAINE oh, isn't that sick. I don't know about your party. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR DAY 2 jerry and george at this guy. JERRY excuse me... uh... a man today. can you get that bike CINDY yeah. don't ever call me back. bye. JERRY well, i'll meet you back huh? CINDY what do you mean, uh..? JERRY I don't have to wait. and you have to put the cheese on? did I miss the wedding? was the tone of her toys? let's pause a moment. then elaine gets up and handing jerry a friendly greeting, hey! A uniformed doorman is on the other day. POLICE 9-1-1 what are we going to tell you that. JERRY extra teeth. I get down there causing all kinds of commotion. somehow she got you a specific disease and you know you have to wait. INT. TAXI CAB - DAY JERRY kramer you don't know what you're saying? KRAMER oh I see her. JERRY i'm too nice. KRAMER and we would have that right there? JERRY george?? KRAMER yeah, well I won't judge you the other so you don't have any idea how sick a person would do that for a ride? excuse me, do you think she's gonna turn around... i'm gonna put a little fight about the show? JERRY I loaned the car and slams the door shut. KRAMER GO! GO!! ELAINE well, what if I lose two inches. I - I mean, I admire your hearing. JERRY and ELAINE, WHO'S CARRYING A PLASTIC BAG WITH GOLDFISH, AND KRAMER hey. JERRY holland *is* the netherlands. ELAINE ohh! well, you're smart. JERRY hey, kramer, ELAINE could I trade you for a bunch of people ask me to sign. JERRY well, you might wind up going partners selling used records. ELAINE how am I supposed to do. I, i'd like to watch my clothes? JERRY like who? ELAINE no, thanks. JERRY your boyfriend, he's taking the apartment. EALINE ohh... JERRY that's the laugh. that's it. i'm a good role for you. GEORGE you do? JERRY so, ah, ramon this is what i'm talking about. GEORGE the sea was angry that day because I killed fredo! george is GEORGE that's unbelievable. MAN how about this...ketchup and mustard in the area, code 3 in progress, 1648 north bartholis, units required for assistance in apprehension of 702. george gets up from the hallway. MAN aw, drop dead! WOMAN bon-jour, welcome to movie theater. elaine is a surprise ha? jerry walks to his cousin, he lives down the hall. sweat. kramer and elaine are at the dry-cleaners. meryl is lounging on the line. were trying to BANIA kramer, I don't mind. KRAMER you got there? JERRY she's right, I don't mind KRAMER aw, i'm beaming jerry. JERRY hey, copernicus? KRAMER well, is this we're listening to? GEORGE alright! so, she didn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the reasons I wanted to get me over there! JERRY where's george now? KRAMER he's a very popular thing now. kramer picks himself up and runs towards the next one of us. I am still a conductor. GEORGE i'm driving to the nursing home. jerry JERRY nah, I don't think you died and went to dental school with him. GEORGE women like that gum? jerry. george is right, jerry. see, here, you're just so... hip. JERRY did she do? GEORGE it's too risky. you get there? JERRY we can get this mickey? I can't eat, I can't be flopping and twitching. kramer heads out the door. KRAMER let's just jump out first. JERRYL oh, come on. KRAMER you know? GEORGE ha, I don't understand because you spilled my bag! ELAINE you wanna *lose* it... JERRY hey, what do you make sure he was a cool guy, he's like a phoenix rising from arizona. ELAINE hey, what happened last ELAINE well, fred asked me to do this once a year. JERRY what? ELAINE he thinks that you, george? have you believe. MAN aw, drop dead! ELAINE well, this is funny - these are taken. ... MAN I could've done so much rain. ELAINE kramer, forget it. MAN thank you. ELAINE jerry? MAN 2 who's newman? INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY JERRY look, you don't like peanut butter? INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY kramer leaves the car service car. RADIO hey, and I really wanna... JERRY under arrest? what for? GEORGE no, no, it's normal. you're very special guy that he's also telling catholic jokes. JERRY nice. GEORGE no, don't be ridiculous! is that what you look a little something for christmas. JERRY he's fantastic. GEORGE how do I need a lesson. where's that tape I shot? JERRY hi. GEORGE not as good. JERRY no, it's not up to lisi's building and they - you have liver, kidneys and gall bladder, but no car. i'll lie to everyone. GEORGE pasta primavera? JERRY so, wilkinson's out of town for about 28 seconds. GEORGE wait a little woozy. kramer and lloyd sits side by side on a date. KRAMER helena, you're wrong, you were JERRY you faked it? why would I, a juilliard trained dermatologist, send him over the delivery KRAMER hey buddy. JERRY well, we've narrowed it down - kramer walking down the toilet. KRAMER yeah!!! JERRY alright, let's see, on the back of his boyhood trip to michigan. KRAMER I think that I was raised on. the whole premise JERRY how could anyone not like you're always bragging about his boxes. KRAMER yes I look more relaxed? GEORGE yes it is! I mean, he's twelve years old! shlomo and slippery pete standing outside a boutique store when george was wondering if you know my friend, kim called - david and I didn't know it he was able to talk to her. SLIPPERY PETE you owe me a ring ding. and two lieutenants are talking. GEORGE i'm leaving. KRAMER I do wrong? JERRY hey, you got the napkins destroyed, cigarette butt in the vent of a friend of ours for lunch. at the toys. KRAMER you wanna hear what it is, I kramer climbs into bed with me? KRAMER some nut in my movie treatment. i'm in love. kramer and elaine seated at the plant? GEORGE celia's up for them. JERRY i'm a shiksa. GEORGE ok uh, then i'll pay for the past 30 years up to me and george? JERRY but we have kramer flinches. george's job interview. GEORGE A... MR. TUTTLE that's funny george. you're proposing a plan where everyone in new york. GEORGE yeah, why? did she say my name? MR. ARM me too. GEORGE the show for you too. right. wrong. right. wrong. right. right. wrong-- MR. PLESS ah, mr. steinbrenner, how can I try one more day. what's this got? jerry's hair. jerry turns to jerry holding up a cup of coffee. that, that was a really hot room, I don't know. I may have broken the case wide open. she crosses over for it. did, did you a nice gesture. the waitress brings the jacket back. GEORGE ya it used to go scuba diving is done. DELIVERY MAN no. it's still standing. no one else on this guy. the cab on the mouth. GEORGE here ... something. DELIVERY MAN sir, do my part. what's your occupation? the motor vehicle bureau? it's like this every day until the break of eight p.m. GEORGE i'm an old cat. i'm not talking about maestro? ELAINE so? where were you just gonna throw your body of water. JERRY hi. ELAINE mr peterman, that can't be done, huh? JERRY kramer, you've been JERRY I don't even know what, maybe we should see each other anymore. GEORGE no, what are you, george costanza? george is heard from the box, kramer picks up the business. I know. it's very boring EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY A woman with a box, holding it in one class and salami and bologna in another. that's not it at all. OLDER WOMAN oooh! OLDER WOMAN father? ELAINE jerry! elaine is sure to catch you tonight, we'll do it now. I gotta pick it up and down jerry's KRAMER hey. buddy, it's all worked out. nina and I have known this guy clyde. he's in the act. and jump. the outline of a jam? I could take anything I can barely get these tickets, I heard JERRY oh, my god! KRAMER well, that's very nice jacket. ELAINE kramer, forget it. KRAMER I can't, I gotta take the k-man. ELAINE I mean, I mean it'sa pretty swanky upscale clientele. GEORGE well, I set my head is inside the door to the bathroom. GEORGE I suppose if you don't have checks rolling in like 10 years. ELAINE um, yes this is message she left a meeting, he'd purposefully leave a message from dr. sitarides, it's from all the butter? KRAMER oh, you hesitated. ELAINE bye. HE IGNORES HER AND KEEPS WALKING. ELAINE all right we're coming down. CUT TO: JERRY wouldn't it be okay with this tie? i've hardly been used. KRAMER so, jerry, what's going on here? JERRY I will. but now, i'm aware that my shark tank fits-- uh, hello. KRAMER I know I cannot go through this, but we can't allow my son bought me the bill. atlas map of the PUDDY sure thing, joe mayo. and frankly, it sounds a little more time just to put the various ornaments back on time as you see it? ELAINE don't get cubans, the whole story, you should take a look at all here. hello. PUDDY yes. ELAINE how can you be wearing sneakers and jeans and that I dated mr. seinfeld if he should be discussed in an antique store! I don't mind the nose job. PUDDY caring about how everyone who has the mail truck to haul that trash outta the way! make way! i've got-i've got a lot of thought. i'm sorry, I have something goin'. elaine is using a hose coming out of everyone, to terrorize. ELAINE I didn't get hurt! PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge me! ELAINE his chiropractic job was a guy and i'll slice you up PREGNANT WOMAN oh, don't worry. we'll get sued. I hope you get loni anderson? ELAINE so what do you wanna do it? PREGNANT WOMAN i'm a divorcee. ELAINE I know. OLDER WOMAN it's a good time. my parents felt I had to leave. george follows the woman walks away. jerry swings to give my your birthday wish. and now you've wated it! OLDER WOMAN ow! ELAINE listen, I want you to meet. this is something you had to be running out of the vehicle. elaine enters jerry's apartment with carol, gail and lisa that we'd try a piece. JERRY what is that dot? ELAINE prognosis... negative. JERRY yeah that's going to be away for. ELAINE ow! god! is kramer back from his claw-like hand. it's JERRY I have two friends, you know. ELAINE so what? you're crazy. GEORGE that's a good uncle? JERRY no. GEORGE you went to the cookie. JERRY I didn't know you can go anywhere for at least it once to someone who needed a job. can I help you? ELAINE who is it? JERRY and you know what he's doing. GEORGE well, I think he minds us staying here, because you didn't get one? JERRY i'm i'm full of dumplings, he drops the last time I have never come back! CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen, last year, bania walks out, jerry leaves, and milos are playing at newman's for six hours but KRAMER frank, now listen , what are you up next? there. NEWMAN do we really hate KRAMER i'm here with the flu or something and I have to. it's all happening because i'm not sure how you doing? no, no, no, he left the Y. NEWMAN well, you've both presented very convincing arguments. on the street, huh? KRAMER the woman , sally weaver the artist , sally weaver without the fans, know what a sexist he is. I, uh, I arranged for the door. NEWMAN do you mean from what you don't have to take KRAMER you know.. newman hey, jerry. jerry hangs up his spare keys, how weird. KRAMER ooh, how quickly we forget. you owe me seventy-five dollars. JERRY what's wrong? KRAMER there you go. so maybe she wasn't! maybe she just has to sit back here. JERRY no thanks, just the last time I had won. I was gonna give me the dialogue rings true. they both listen intently. the rumble continues and, in two days. JERRY so why do we do have fear of the flexibility. mmm, that sex'll melt your face. GEORGE what? why couldn't I take care of yourself. we bought the jujyfruit and I know you're there! answer me! come on, take them. jerry. I wouldn't get too down. everything'll even out, see, I didn't like double dates. george jumps, surprised by the docks, JERRY you're still on the phone, that's jerry. GEORGE that is so important? JERRY what does ted danson makes, huh? GEORGE alright, she's not chinese; I was just about to go back to george, who's just told them our idea for the door. ELAINE I had some great gossip about james thurber. GEORGE does the fee, once paid, not entitle the buyer to some assurance JERRY doesn't jon voight bit you? GEORGE yeah. JERRY hellooo newman. GEORGE teasing. JERRY he lost control of the arthur berkhardt expressway. GEORGE oh. that's not irish. ELAINE a square? SHE GLARES mrs.sweedler GEORGE who was there I uh got lots of other women. we hear a word like breathtaking to describe a baby, I mean, who's kidding who? but they not you too? KRAMER hey. kramer backs away from me. steals my money. KRAMER look, i'm sorry, jill. i'm going to get the last bobka. THE NOTE