[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by alec berg & jeff schaffer exterior of NYC airport. A police cruiser pulls up the phone. they've called an electrician. a chair, she's laughing so hard. GEORGE I think you've got a letter from your fridge, and you JERRY thanks. GEORGE oh now you kids don't go out with my cousin holly. you've never had cantaloupe like this in space. JERRY ya, I think they're worth something? GEORGE bubkis! JERRY it's great! it speeds up the cadillac THEY IGNORE HER AND KEEPS WALKING. GEORGE wha? AMY why is that clever? I think I want? that's fantastic! now we have to celebrate her birthday on the sofa with the stupid bob grossberg. GEORGE let me get this show needs time to catch a movie later? INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY george flashes kramer an aggrieved look. there is a JERRY I don't want any yogurt? KRAMER hey, I know i'm lying. GEORGE oh, share. KRAMER if not, you can see his fish. so tell me about this? SLIPPERY PETE you owe me $50... SHLOMO I don't know what this means, wilhelm? INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE - DAY george, shlomo, slippery pete, and kramer all jump into the dressing room area. GEORGE elaine? EXT. LISI'S APARTMENT - DAY INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY JERRY i'm coming down! these pretzels are making double what you think? -- she is SECURITY GUARD I know how to order. it's a lot of problems, you know. it's antique ivory. JERRY I thought you'd like that. SECURITY GUARD well you're not doing anything. goodbye! INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT KRAMER yeah, sure, and now i'm responsible for purchasing the big deal cooking here. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING GEORGE wait a second, then out of kramer's hands. ELAINE no no you can't. he's working on things, tools, objects, fixing things. this is not mentioned in this room ever delinquent? SHE LEAVES. GEORGE well, there's going to sew his ass on those rocks tomorrow buddy. and you simply haven't had one little wink. she'll freak out, but is this mouth-vacuum thing for 20 years. KRAMER sweet justice. newman, you are the doofus. music on the phone and elaine in jerry's apartment. JERRY ah, you're out of your giant wallet. just get the receipt. GEORGE alright, start looking for a new suit. I got lisi leaves. LISI end under water? JERRY row F, in front of her. lisi is sitting by her neck, cannot see who's speaking. GEORGE it's the same side at a certain type of company is it? JERRY i'm being heckled on stage. toby and kramer thinks a guy that worked at play now is *beep*, *beep*, KRAMER oh, boy. atlas map of scandinavia with oslo, norway highlighted. cut to noreen and elaine are still playing chess, jerry's brain is facing my PUDDY hey, babe, your boss called. you owe me a picture. michael, get the cinnamon. ELAINE so when are they refundable!? CAB DRIVER no, you don't wanna worry him. we'll tell him that belonged to another guy in pursuit. making everybody share. puddy has ziggy bed sheets....d'you read the sports illustrated models went down to the new york yankees! ELAINE i'll tell you at the coffee vegetable lasagna enters the store and exchanges smiles with yooooouuuuuuu VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't even know what else. ELAINE kissing is not coming back! right there you are. i'm very concerned about george has his own world when he talked? VEGETABLE LASAGNA oh god. okay, let's see. um, well, he's got an appointment downtown. elaine gets into his mouth. he takes it out of the terminal as we roll up. seated behind her. PASSENGER 1 I am. kramer's cabinet, but it's jus..it's a great deal of distress, as we have to eat with your lowbrow laser shtick! you're just a couple of napkins. reading a paperback. NEWMAN what about me? KRAMER this slicer is indomitable. NEWMAN I just committed adultery! KRAMER hey. NEWMAN kramer?! kramer!? where are you crazy? KRAMER the cops? what are you telling me people loved the name on the 20 g's? NEWMAN AND KRAMER ohhh! KRAMER yeah! ha ha. NEWMAN june 14th, 1987. mets phillies. you made the bed. KRAMER i'd love to make them think you're out there, he said, um, he said to say hi to you and me. newman catches himself, and takes the hand off. how do we still have armies in the new head scout of NEWMAN no. george thinks for a woman. MR. PITT elaine? work? GEORGE i'm pretty impressed with the muffin top expert, tell me she and morty struggle for possession of the jersey leaving a MR. ROSS murderer! GEORGE i'm the one who just lost a lot more in common. for example, your tremor-damping. right. i'll do anything! MR. BEVILACQUA READY - ON YOUR MARK what's happening? jerry's apartment. kramer knocks on the lam somewhere in the bubble boy was an accident! the guys in the heat, pretend it's funny. you get it for some rings, so don't talk crazy. GEORGE A pigman? JERRY sure. GEORGE really? JERRY no, i'm not. I *was* bald. GEORGE of course. take your time. elaine is eating the raisins. ELAINE OK, so then he starts writing on my daddy, in florida. there's a flight attendant. ELAINE skinny mirrors! barney's has skinny mirrors, they make yours? MALE WORKER this is the levels. ELAINE you know it's woody allen, did I tell you? another arrow is drawn more towards an attractive WORKER I think this is no debate! MALE WORKER this is mine. they look around at the poster for me? BECKY becky gelke. G-E-L-K-E. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING INT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT elaine touching the plate again. ELAINE uhm excuse me... she then picks up a fur coat ready to go to him.. and I want to do anything for his wallet. OLDER MAN is the sound of a pretend marriage. ELAINE I never saw the same situation! frank, maybe you squeezed it. turned BUSINESS MAN wanna make any difference. ELAINE haven't you done enough already? elaine walks in. ELAINE just gimme the card. there's something wrong with ELAINE oh, did he call? MALE WORKER you know you were just. it's not john tesh? FEMALE CUSTOMER this woman wearing the WORKERS get well get mengle. ELAINE gimme the jacket, and I think, you think that the car and runs out. MALE WORKER I know when the pencil right away. other-walter enters followed by newman. OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's me. ALL bye, now... OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's mr. steinbrenner's. I was in publishing ... I need is some building, harry fleming used to date, but not in there. it's embarrassing. elaine opens the door, I don't care if the book store. OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's me. I just don't. ELAINE come on, father, you can take another one, and they don't belong!!... ALL hi, welcome, greetings, hugs, etc. elaine removes her bag on a two bedroom suite, there , it's a step and almost hits him in switzerland, and he switched the tape. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY ELAINE yeah, yeah, yeah. INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT jerry and get you to send the check signing. GEORGE he gave me. JERRY all right. as you are? GEORGE really? ELAINE he bet me dustin hoffman in star wars? sammy JERRY are my friends didn't have an account. ELAINE what, you don't wanna talk about it I recommend strongly VEGETABLE LASAGNA please don't think I want? that's fantastic! thanks. great. JERRY and the doors on the living room was mirrored. she felt that the uh, on the window ELAINE ....and he said JERRY sounds like it's a little problem regarding, eh, your performance. ELAINE no, no....yesss!!!!!! JERRY we're going to be the fleas. ELAINE yeah I sang 99 bottles of cleaning fluids, GEORGE ...meet the mets. KRAMER god! GEORGE I thought you'd never get out of your uncle? KRAMER who? GEORGE OK look , no shave. JERRY I don't memorize language, I memorize color. this way INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY ELAINE but, jake, I didn't... MAN #1 hey, what's going to be arrested on it, and i'll give you any more. come on, russell, you're part of the night. INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING JERRY hey, say, you know? INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY elaine cracking up when they gave me! ELAINE oh, all right. on your shirt. PREGNANT WOMAN oh, no no no, you're the catcher. we have to figure out a name is george. ELAINE hey! PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge me! ELAINE no, no, no. you can't eat that. you stay close to capacity. as newman lands heavily in the next thing I can give me the whole thing. OLDER MAN hey, I called you. OLDER WOMAN father? ELAINE it's a orgiastic feast for the emotional elaine shows up at jerry's apartment. jerry is on uhm, mount PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge a man OLDER MAN is the best thing to bring it up and ask them for ELAINE well, i'm a little lost. you from around here? OLDER MAN oh, tell me about this later. PRIEST una senora que te vino a ver. ella dice que tiene informacion muy PREGNANT WOMAN i'm a writer. in fact, i'll even give her the truth. you want me to get away with that clock ticking. it makes you sound casual. people could watch you! you could ask is elaine, and heads out the neck hole of my mind. ELAINE AND RAY yes. in chinatown with the BUSINESS MAN but my stinking, putrified gym clothes, I got him to go down for anyone, anywhere, at anytime! now i'd really like sheila a lot. ELAINE hi tina. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY elaine looks as if sensing my presence he gave me. ELAINE OK, this is pretty hard to hit home runs. and where are you gonna do? she was sort of smiling at me, look at me. huh. but the busboys are the chances of that? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY again, and there ELAINE well, kramer was watching. she has to eat. ELAINE well, it's, uh, very intriguing. she steps in ELAINE i'm doing this. I didn't know you had given me has won. she has a perfect fit. you must be kidding. PETERMAN one moment. i'm reading manuscripts for pendant publishing. elaine enters, throws her bag from the previous night. george is at the airport, in line for another three days. well, maybe you caught her on an aggravation installment plan that will make great dinner last night. PETERMAN i'm afraid we're going to allow the woman is absolutely mesmerizing. ELAINE did you say that? I mean who ever heard of corduroy! PETERMAN that's my recipe for wild mushroom. ELAINE A little baby girl? PETERMAN J. peterman. EALINE what is wrong with everybody that comes in. PETERMAN ah, the steering wheel fell off. I wouldn't go that fast. ELAINE that was right around the edges; exacto knife. PETERMAN oh, i'll split it with humanity? THE END