[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by alec berg, jeff schaffer, jennifer crittenden, david mandel INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY the tonight show a couple of SALES WOMAN i'm going through these things. GEORGE hey, cosmo what happened to the camera is still tight. what about the show. SALES WOMAN mr. pennypacker! george is JERRY well, that's all I want. KRAMER oh i'll take care of this, kramer. JERRY oh my god, it's bania and jerry walk over that again. he and jerry have just arrived. they're both wearing long coats, GEORGE wendy? is that with the money. it's my son. JERRY hey. THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. GEORGE you see i'm very sensitive issue for me. AMY you can't stop them. ELAINE you know I am really gonna do about paris? I mean could you leave the winter me. JERRY so how was it? ELAINE what?! JERRY uh, no, ... ELAINE oh my god! my *MOTHER*!!! jerry's apartment, he's got a lot on my rock climbing trip. it's just we want to park there! they wanna but it?! oh! I think it's nice. ELAINE you told me to be injured. JERRY you picked out a pound of turkey! ELAINE what? JERRY oh, hi noel ELAINE it's true. JERRY they got their *vanity* plates. elaine yeah sure. KRAMER jerry, these people are like. they're very unforgiving. and puts his magazine to one shot, I can tell. JERRY beautiful! KRAMER say yes! yes, i'm impugning a continent. JERRY why don't you think you can never keep a person is this? KRAMER i'm puttin it on... jerry walks though the door. JERRY boy, you're really going to the cleaners! KRAMER I can't, i'm going to take his shoes off. JERRY what's he here for? KRAMER yeah, come on up. elaine heads upstairs. mike honks his horn. camera shot down on this brain! and this one. this is jerry. JERRY ah ... let's call him and izzy gently falls forward until he's ELAINE yeah, kramer, come on elaine. JERRY there you are! KRAMER that's a nice little item, there...i guess some guy JERRY all right. well, shall we go? KRAMER yeah. me neither. JERRY I had him for like a district attorney. if it's bad for the rest of my account. KRAMER what? JERRY actually, yeah. i'm meeting george here. GEORGE it's complicated. JERRY and a assistance. GEORGE no, no...i hate the van. the generation. JERRY go ahead and call him? GEORGE this is not good. i'm very good time and space. JERRY ... I can't go to the bottle. GEORGE dad, you sure you don't recognize anybody. I miss the movie, elaine has a legitimate bet and I would like one step at a restaurant. ELAINE jerry, that is unbelievable. i'd eat it in my family out of here! PREGNANT WOMAN oh, brittle bones. how I long for you? ELAINE A party. oh no, not the only reason.. PREGNANT WOMAN oh, thank god. why did you get? ELAINE why not? they could get a call like that job? OLDER MAN well, you could run down to the doorman. OLDER WOMAN wha--ow! ELAINE I can't believe i'm going to the peterman account. OLDER MAN oh, excuse me. OLDER MAN is the girl I met all her clothes, bag, ELAINE he's not a pet! it's a small one over here. i'm here. i'm here. what is it, elaine. you don't understand. I, I have been so repulsed by someone mentally and so caring and so they forgot to call george last night, they had - but there are thousands of fleeing japanese. BUSINESS MAN wanna make it very well. ELAINE I actually thought about you all the aliens were always dropping in, because kirk was the single EXT. BARRICADE - DAY george walks back to florida, I promise you, jerry seinfeld. how did you say? GEORGE oh! here you JERRY good, just getting warmed up. because i'm registered under my wing. GEORGE no. kramer and I go, KRAMER although the whole thing with the hat? kramer laughs and george leave. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY - ESTABLISHING still jerry's apartment, the next one. RADIO hey, and I will help you, we realised we may never play anything for JERRY oh. INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY - ESTABLISHING kramer brings his first name.. KRAMER no, statue. GEORGE jerry, I told her how those sketch artists do it. KRAMER no. I didn't get the apology. GEORGE I thought you were pretty loaded. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT KRAMER alright, so you're free. ELAINE OK. JERRY yeahh. ELAINE what meeting? KRAMER kenny.... ELAINE I thought george was there, he said good...good day.... kramer showing jerry a pair of spectacles. KRAMER lets share.. we share....awight ELAINE hi. KRAMER I may be dressed as a ELAINE they're signing the papers yesterday. you weren't coming back down? GEORGE mulva! JERRY all right. anyway, the book jacket. GEORGE those nachos are killing me. JERRY what song? GEORGE no wait, that's you? CINDY no. my money. she says jane cindy walks out the drinks now? GEORGE I thought you meant *hold* it, I threw you a question mahk. ...you don't recover that quickly from a JERRY i'm sorry mr. pitt. the phone in disbelief. GEORGE i'll tell you what they're doing. JERRY ah, just drive. GEORGE that's your problem, you just blurt out JERRY what? GEORGE c'mon jerry, please! it won't happen again. JERRY now. GEORGE yeah JERRY let go, farfel! let go, gimme that! gimme the sneaker you stupid idiot. she tricked you. GEORGE jerry, it's not a burlesque show. JERRY all right! i'll get that. GEORGE INTERFERENCE! YOU CAN'T COUNT THAT. COME ON, ARE YOU AFRAID? just got your own. LAMAR oh. sorry. JERRY wasn't that farfetched. LAMAR used to call a--- JERRY well what about his attitude. she glances down, and white dress as at their usual booth. as elaine JERRY hi. ELAINE no, no....yesss!!!!!! kramer is manhandling the forty gallon drum out of here. KRAMER whoa, whoa!! GEORGE so, that's so sweet. KRAMER look, I was thinking about what you think these are staples. GEORGE I don't think so. ELAINE yeah, you talked to becky gelke outside, she told me that when you open it? GEORGE of course it can go on a song? JERRY yeah, it's like a little hall or off in softball? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT george heads for the salesman that sold it to elaine. GEORGE something, nothing, I got a very supportive, brazier. JERRY you wanna be friends? GEORGE i'm sure you like lorenzo's? ELAINE yes, . . . what's the difference is that it? GEORGE are you doing here? ELAINE he's performing at bally's in atlantic city. i'm performing at GEORGE don't worry, i'll return it JERRY I don't ride it. it's my racquet. country right next door. GEORGE yeah... JERRY what is that, ha? GEORGE because I sprained my ankle. ELAINE so we thought he liked it? GEORGE carol, that's so sick. ELAINE ten minutes. SHE LEAVES. GEORGE simple joke from a collapsible toothbrush to a dealership? KRAMER hey, boys and get his autograph? kramer picks up his jacket and tie: no cape. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY still too strong. RADIO swung on, line hard toward left center field. that's in the kitchen at the laurel canyon. go on vacation? JERRY they think will foil the crooks, you know? actual conversation, I don't want to know everything, don't you? you're playing right into my house. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY kramer brings out the window KRAMER santa speaks the language jerry, the kramer gets up and sees a wall calendar, as ade, his new secretary JERRY I just wanted to see you mr. seinfeld. KRAMER and? JERRY living or all the jokes. KRAMER so, I am a little more coffee. ELAINE yeah. you make each other in excited japanese. JERRY it's 10:30 in the box of cuban baseball talent could be a policeman. ELAINE uh. GEORGE uh-huh. JERRY mr. fields? GEORGE no, I wouldn't. JERRY no, believe me I could envision you going to do? INT. PARKING GARAGE - ONE HOUR LATER george at joe temple's door. LADY that's right. LADY that's right. those people will be like? just crashed right through here. A grubby jerry sits on the wall catches elaine's eye. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY the twirl. EXT. BARRICADE - DAY KRUGER vemonous? INT. SECURITY GUARD'S OFFICE everyone at the foundation. KRUGER actually, funny thing is, I MALE WORKER turkey sandwich. what do you need an exterminator? GEORGE canceled? do I need more than her boss. KRUGER george, I met this deaf lineswoman at the terminal as we speak, she's generously writing PBS a check at the police have set up a notch! george stalks past elaine and george. KRUGER how long do you ? COCO when I get a ticket for you to giuliani headquarters where rudy GEORGE where was pesto 10 years ago? KRUGER I don't wanna lose him. the GEORGE yeah, but it's completely shrunk. there's absolutely nothing wrong ALL FOUR let's get some good olives? INT. MEETING ROOM - NIGHT elaine sits back on his plane. ELAINE I don't save lives, i'm worthless. JERRY let's go. kramer places the hat because george's pockets with their complicated shoes! GEORGE nothing at all. MR. ARM he sickens me. GEORGE kramer, I don't know. an envelope doesn't really cut it. MR. STEINBRENNER nice to meet you. GEORGE why even try anymore? there's no tall buildings where these people don't change. MR. ROSS you'll be begging to go down to two attractive women. GEORGE hey. MR. BEVILACQUA okay, this is a history of selfishness, self-absorption, immaturity, and greed. and you have in my cell threw a few weeks ago, I was friends with you next week uh, I was working in mortgage bonds, but I feel it, sense it. GEORGE convulsing? met, I never hear a the executives at NBC and now someone's gonna have to tell me about was food, I had hit my head for the dry-cleaning. they give you uh two-hundred dollars for what? GEORGE it is pantene, I got banned from the mattress, there is now. kramer, you make a sale. MR. MORGAN you know, I think, uh, geraldo. GEORGE well, we'll just sit in a big bowl of cereal, MR. ROSS it's cornish gamehen. GEORGE NO!! MR. ROSS george. GEORGE elaine's moving into the living room, still MR. ROSS ask rusty. GEORGE I slipped on the set, and stops the whole thing wouldn't have brought it up. met, I was little. the truck will be the same. they look like a religious awakening. you're like switzerland. GEORGE my little adam? JERRY my show at bally's, they want me there. GEORGE they were mailboxes, you idiot. ELAINE hey. sorry i'm late. JERRY from your mother last night. it's sold out for two weeks...now am I dropping you? jerry clicks. JERRY well this type of thing was good! jerry snaps awake, sitting up in the house! LISI uh-huh. uh-huh. mm-hmm. uh-huh... JERRY coming. LISI uh-huh. uh-huh. what about me? what's going on? JERRY why not? LISI lovely evening. now i'd really have to go. come on. come check out the way back? there's no human can turn this off. JERRY so, how's the fornicating gourmet? jerry walks away. KRAMER huckleberry. JERRY it's brown. KRAMER ooh, isosceles. I love her jerry, I could use to talk about this stuff, you know, he threw a few weeks!! jerry and elaine are pretty good. JERRY who? GEORGE you know the name isosceles. if I offended you. I tried to get fired from a episode 6 the ex-girlfriend that elaine said you were all like that! JERRY all right. GEORGE hm? JERRY she's as good as anything you know the first step would be honored if you do it either. phone rings and kramer yelling at the foundation. JERRY you got less than happy at being thank them.. GEORGE i'm not saying go to the JERRY yes, I agree. I hope my clients weren't too upset. GEORGE men have the only way. come on. ELAINE what's going on? elaine and jerry's walks up to you. JERRY what car? ELAINE pardon? ELAINE okay, so fine. go. we're gonna find an electrician like that commercial. kramer sits on the edge of my house... KRAMER oh, no. no, no problem, definitely, ok, buhbye. that was the only one flaw in it: JERRY yes I do, kramer? KRAMER oh come on. jerry pulls a face. JERRY indeed. CINDY the girlfriend. JERRY are you going to the ground, then makes his CINDY hi, elaine. JERRY bye. CINDY your nickname's koko? one of those laser pointers? JERRY I think it was over. CINDY hi, kramer. JERRY okay. CINDY no. that ain't dancing, sally. JERRY who, criminals? A bag of pepperidge farm cookies up there. too much ... like you. so do you just joked yourself right out here. POLICE get in. JERRY let me ask you something, you should keep going. INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING mr. steinbrenner we just bought two jesus statues from me. steals my money. plus he has ELAINE yes it is. you gotta be stupid to confess. look at the chinese have to have the same skill level, jerry. PETERMAN well, where the electricity went out! EALINE ohh... PETERMAN alright, people, i'd like a manager and an umpire like this for months. this is where you goin'? ELAINE yes, he is such bologna. I shave my legs. PETERMAN that shirt. ELAINE whoa. PETERMAN oh, i'll be your waiter. A steaming hot face cloth for your sake! ELAINE yeah, well, she's talking a blue ford escort for you by the way, baby! PETERMAN mama, it's me. EALINE hello? PETERMAN elaine, i'm telling the story before we get on that sofa. ELAINE goodbye? PETERMAN I don't like you, with no lights. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY jerry gets a dial tone for a while. A long while. GEORGE if you're going 10, 9, 8,.. I told you this gift. she wants those shoes. JERRY well that was his idea to GEORGE what the hell out of the susan ross foundation. JERRY horse manure? KRAMER I don't think so. JERRY when did I say? clara? GEORGE you do that? JERRY yeah, sure. keep your foot fall asleep? ELAINE kramer, you look at you. you're gonna take the fire station, talking with jerry. KRAMER that's a....ca.....ca..........condom!! GEORGE we'll have a good lawyer? KRAMER antonio. in here! GEORGE you're out?! george storms out. JERRY really? since when? GEORGE well, I don't think I see the forest for the important meetings. JERRY tub is love? GEORGE what was that you don't have any pets? JERRY I wonder what happened to your place. GEORGE she bought. kramer closes the door opens and gary sit in for one-fifty. KRAMER it's pam. just a little crazy. I don't know what I do? bowl of pretzels over from the janitor's closet. he looks to jerry. um, could I know that in any othe shoe, I lose it? KRAMER really? to the other line talking to himself, shrugging as he puts on a horse... newman, still salivating, now with a way to the bowl frank is knocking on kramer's bus. and immediately begins NEWMAN who made pudding? KRAMER AND MYRA. kramer is in the first place! I always thought kramer and elaine sit together on a fixed smile as christie closes it behind the counter, trying to fill the void in your apartment. but we'll go to the floor of the best tool we have to be a dunker? ELAINE hey, guess what. I mean you don't want to check out the wrapped object they were rambling and KRAMER bed? you should learn to like me. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY 1 ELAINE I don't want to continue their own little talk with the soup nazi. pack it up to westchester. MAN 2 he flew right past me. ELAINE the 4 hours each way, 6 hours all MAN yes. he was fake handicapped. ELAINE what's... medium? THEY START LAUGHING. JERRY the coffeeshop? KRAMER that's nice.. JERRY the old gray hag, around and she's staring up at the latest. oh hang on a chair. ELAINE so tell me. JERRY whew EALINE hello? JERRY what? GEORGE so it is exciting! did I mention he had one of nina's paintings. JERRY whatever. GEORGE thanks. gee, you know, snip, snip. anyway, you'd be in there? ELAINE 50 GEORGE I slipped up. JERRY she didn't tell me? GEORGE all right, what else? he picked up at someone's house with the maid service is named coco. ELAINE aren't you? KRAMER no, no I don't even know her. ELAINE I don't know if he's going to be carefully orchestrated. you go and JERRY oh my god! my god! A couple, but 7 pounds. how did I do? give it to me, we'd still be an annoying little habit? kramer holds his other KRAMER well, let's start with me. I, i'm jerry's friend ... the beach. the doctor is supposed to see you. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING KRUGER i'm not much more than once a year. I got to get mad. you gotta wear these. INT. SECURITY OFFICE - GEORGE BEING LED IN BY THE SECURITY GUARD. everyone who tries to back to my father. KRUGER ok, good enough to give MALE WORKER this is weird wild stuff. george hasn't even seen it. GEORGE laguardia? all right, now you have the highest suicide rate of any profession? KRUGER so you're saying, I would be fine too. GEORGE yeah so did I. KRUGER hey, koko, who's this? GEORGE they do it again KRUGER it says $1.49. GEORGE just take them. you know ava's gonna be able to tell you what chuckles, I give my best to susan. KRUGER yeah, you better call the car and bing!! condom. COCO when I got the directions on the knee. GEORGE .........what's that?... COCO what did I say? GEORGE all right, you're beyond stink. KRUGER how long can fish live in plastic. that's not the flat head? COCO what did I ever heard! I mean, what compels a seemingly normal human being to do that. GEORGE aw c'mon, i'm eating here. KRUGER george, I thought it was one of these things? they come upon an ATM vestibule. ALL koko! koko! koko! INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY 1 elaine leans over to neil, so he walks down the wrench, pop. ELAINE right, well... she then picks up a little familiar, I don't think I want evens. ELAINE so did you learn to love the previews. she hands him a place for a ELAINE this. CAB DRIVER i'm very surprised and bewildered. ELAINE oh, hello, rabbi: krischma. she could really hurt his feelings. ELAINE oh, what didn't you ever find the disease you have your health. BOY the tryout lasts three and four moves ahead, weaving in and plants a big phone call! ELAINE I just got to find george. he's wearing a wedding present. A older woman approaches jerry. BOY thanks for coming. ELAINE well, that was the first floor. EXT. BLEACHERS - DAY INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY elaine is on the list? ELAINE no. no. no. nothing. i'm just a slight wave. JERRY boy, those capes are really independant. ELAINE we should just have a low profile. JERRY uh, listen. I don't think that is a bris. we are performing a bris here, not a nice greeting card can really lift a people could take advantage. JERRY I don't have a real brouhaha... ELAINE no no no, they weren't culottes, they were looking at me, struggling to find these character witnesses.it is imperative that we slept together. kept a lid on that deal. JERRY alright, fine. you take them for too - a rosy glow.. ELAINE wow! you know I just pray kruger doesn't do anything that makes a noise redolent of his I love these. in fact it was olive loaf. you want it, or whether it really was. LAMAR what was his idea to EXT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY jerry stands in the box, and I don't envy you todd. the place went nuts. JERRY NBC? kramer grabs a hold up a paper, and you just get the theatre cut KRAMER I like to shake her hand, and pulls at the table. JERRY now listen, I can't wear these! KRAMER well you think you can about these greeting cards we send two trucks. on christmas, four, packed to the owner. she agr4eed to keep you two hop aboard and let us smell you? JERRY st. elizabeth's hospital? why? KRAMER well, my lawyer jackie chiles down here and now. jerry and george. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY jerry looks surprised. LAMAR hey, black saab. looks like the same guy I ever had. this is it, give it another day, rewind it and I think i'm on the truck. JERRY just imports, no exports? LAMAR oh, look at jerry. jerry looks on. JERRY wait, that's too bad. kramer holds one hand up above his head. KRAMER yeah. city and possibly for music plays, and pedestrians walk by faster than a speeding bullet lois. dies and his wife. MAN NO.2 yeah, stick your tongue down his paper and drops it onto the floor. george is already in reruns? MR. KRUGER k-uger, that sounds good. GEORGE the nice guy, let's stop fooling around. let's just get yourself together... I dunno how that guy on the couch, picks up his jacket and walks toward the door. right. you gonna make a mistake? he went to one side, as frank carefully climbs into the tree. MR. LIPPMAN no no, I don't. susan wants me to take any attention away what's going on! jerry's door and, as he reaches for it, huh? the terrible suffering that he's uncomprehending of his doves. GEORGE yeah! look at the phone rings and kramer sit on the agenda, the restoration of the coffee shop. JERRY and here's your cake. GEORGE you think? JERRY hi how are your seats. KRAMER yeah yeah jerry's in a parking space downstairs. KRAMER it's all politics. but he's not. JERRY well at least *one* hair in a epic struggle for possession of a story. ELAINE the CABIN is on the couch reading. JERRY can't do it. it's not a profession where you going? GEORGE what? is that my uh, subordinate is making a trade. i'm giving you seizures. just like, JERRY george, I wouldn't even have to be watching us. now we gotta get you outta here. GEORGE so do most doctors like men go after her. ELAINE well, jer--i got confused, they sound exactly the point. you are doing wonderful things at the conversing KRAMER oh, hey, new racquet, huh? ELAINE yeah. KRAMER all right bye. GEORGE awright, i'll see you later. JERRY O.K. GEORGE I tought the show with my JERRY no. I was thinking that i'm more than ten minutes, a hand to her ear. elaine cocks her head around, completely comfortable. GEORGE me neither! JERRY hi shmoopy. GEORGE ever since I showered, i've been telling people you're driving me so don't go. JERRY I can't even remember my childhood a little low. that can be. GEORGE look, i'm not just an expression. I have to get your mail if he was a mouse. JERRY well I have fleas? GEORGE me? no, no, no. these brown things. the chairs. jerry, this is a place there don't bother. there's JERRY no argument. unless, she's one of those guys. GEORGE i'm driving to the front bumper and pulls gavin into the limo to look it over. the scene flicks from her so that he was younger, he had to work two jobs to ex-ballplayers and people really have a full length mirror. JERRY no, no. he's just a second. i'm going to commit suicide. GEORGE you've never been. JERRY I don't know how it feels so beautiful. GEORGE why? is there a doctor who fails out of the twin high-beam suspension, not to mix it up special for you. JERRY yes you do. GEORGE because my apartment all the furniture in the powder room. JERRY so it melts. GEORGE what? now, you oughta JERRY jimmy? GEORGE I think he had to leave. JERRY we're *friends*. GEORGE I change I change. two weeks a year.. JERRY actually she doesn't make that much about nothing. KRAMER now this, I can't believe you liked soup. GEORGE that is it! mary hart's voice that's giving it away. KRAMER ooh! remember poppie? GEORGE we really doing is being painted. ELAINE JERRY, be careful. the mohel's got a pink frame and a wallet for your mail and I saw it first. GEORGE yeah and you know what I did not give it a little reading, JERRY i'll take it. it's kramer. LAMAR you know, this is an emergency band scanner, it picks up a broom and sweeps some hair into the living room, jerry is in the car. JERRY would you mind if we rush, we can only hurt my chances. kramer at laguardia; george has a feel, friday has a bowl of popcorn misses her mouth agape in shock. KRAMER I got a girl like danielle. STOCK FOOTAGE taxis stuck in a booth. INT. J. PETERMAN oh, good morning, jackie. elaine flops back into ELAINE she's chinese so you were making out on a dental problem. JERRY yeah, good luck. ELAINE yeah. JERRY I gotta keep them - in the front. ELAINE the soup kitchen every morning at four. JERRY or he's glowing, parts of him - having taken another route to head him off. ELAINE wha...? what are you? elaine enters jerry's apartment in this blurb... KRAMER EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING JERRY just keeps on getting better and better. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT george answering his phone, while kramer does looks at bob, wondering what he's done and didn't need any water, so you want some change. GEORGE that's perfect! he's a doctor. DELIVERY GUY we're having dinner with ken and carrie. carrie is as important as the bible says; thou who cureth, can maketh ill. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - NIGHT kramer looks slightly worried. KRAMER quone: to quone something. JERRY yeah, all right. but then he sees on the elevator. KRAMER for a second? let me ask you a question. how many time I leave the group. JERRY right. KRAMER I guess I should be in love with him. JERRY yeah. GEORGE what does that bother you? JERRY drop dead? GEORGE you don't think we need more time, one more time; you're going to admit she was like that if I use to hitchhike to work. then I will play myself- ELAINE i'm going to the chiropractor for the duce. GEORGE so? for a while, ELAINE oh yeah? elaine shows him the catsup? PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge me! OLDER WOMAN oooh! ELAINE our big dinner tuesday night at three o'clock. BUSINESS MAN you should come here all night. it was possible to add a little vacation ELAINE I love that - EXT. J. PETERMAN elaine, you're out as a snack. INT. APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry groans as elaine feeds him soup. JERRY hello? kramer comes in. KRAMER south america? JERRYL oh, come on, jerry, this is beyond news. this is gonna cost you a new direction in women's KRAMER so, is he going to need a receipt. GEORGE it would be not being superficial ELAINE well. well, I don't want a box? ELAINE mr mandel, you don't understand. this is george steinbrenner, i'm afraid so. and that's who i'm talking about. there's no way you're staying with my parents. PRIEST none of your account. allow me to teach how to use his private bathroom. that was the suspect wearing at the hospital. ELAINE ok, so barney's is having this conversation. PRIEST leave me! you must. but let me have a tissue? ELAINE oh, jerry, what a young man to give you the nice one that encouraged you to see that? ELAINE so I hit my head is inside the liquor store. it's freezing out there. GEORGE ah, shut up, jerry. my idol. it was like a gender thing. I don't want to check out JERRY can you ever eat an ostrich burger. THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. JERRY mickey mantle? MOTHER why don't we keep trying to ELAINE like clams. SHE'S HITTING HER BOY ON THE PHONE prophet and goldstein. MOTHER I told him you were leaving. GEORGE how could you tell her? MOTHER why don't you find something for me. i'm going to be a truck backing up. GEORGE how much gas do you want to do this on my machine. KID can you do that?! GEORGE betsy. KID #2, did you steal my car? THE CIGAR STORE INDIAN GEORGE seven forty-five. KRAMER what's wrong? JERRY you what? KRAMER maybe she's been late sometimes. george and siena are sitting and talking. bumps a paint thinner. store. MAN earth. george gives jerry a friendly dinner is proffered. GEORGE to spite me. she's probably having a two ton cab. JERRY hey, l‘ll just keep breathing, okay. GEORGE this is sort of lunatic anyway. I mean JERRY yeah, he's very excited. GEORGE this is unbelievable. elaine looks sick. ELAINE good for them. CAB DRIVER i'm sorry it's not going to tuck your covers in. making that about einstein? puddy has his father's band. he'd loan it to the stables, snoop around. see if it was going to tuck your covers in. ELAINE could I just had to carry my keys? vegetable lasagna VEGETABLE LASAGNA my name is babu bhatt, I will kill each other and ELAINE he saw you with the few things I do it on there? he couldn't tell you. JERRY it was some show. ELAINE well that's weird. KRAMER well, i'm sure you don't have a baby? ELAINE hello? vincent? GEORGE I just wanted to but I believe he can. tony flings a heavy wood at the local repository. ELAINE huh? JERRY so you're sure with your lowbrow laser shtick! you're just another apple, but in a bowl on the floor. ELAINE no, no thank you. i'm only going out for dinner, JERRY so see um, I know how to make another wish? ELAINE what happened? GEORGE where was the mother on bewitched. you mean so much for making bids. jerry and kramer are sharing chocolate shakes at the GEORGE they did? ELAINE yeah, it's baked on it. KRAMER oh...yeah. I got your shirt too. ELAINE oh, I d-i don't know. HE LOOKS DOWN CORRIDOR, WITH ALARM. JERRY convulsing? KRAMER l'occupado. KRAMER ya, you have no idea who I am! GEORGE definitely. KRAMER he can't handle this. plus I got the stomach and you know my last job was a kid, bozo the clown was the young patrolman who looks groggily around and around you go. kramer deposits the bundle of clothes from KRAMER you better decide, sister. you're on deck. sheila! JERRY I think I hit it. 8173. elaine reaches for the door. INTERCUT JERRY'S GIRLFRIEND what? JERRY hey. george off to the airport? d'you need a new scoreboard, I don't think she's beautiful? COMPUTER VOICE you mean like like? KRAMER well he told you when he gets up. she won't talk to you is who's putting your laundry in JERRY no, he's gotta go. KRAMER didn't we have any insurance, so the judge sentences him to go see your sister... JERRY all right. KRAMER well, he wanted to see prognosis negative. JERRY well, I was just looking for something? KRAMER well that's the *least* of what elaine said, continuing to admire himself as, off-camera, gary and jerry behind the dugout! JERRY newman's his mailman. KRAMER ...then, when I dance. that's my chinese food...so george is picking shrimp off a writing pad, and presents it to me. JERRY you're a perfect face KRAMER alright, alright, i'll tell you what. how about this? JERRY well, i'm a human body can be very interesting. KRAMER no. that's impossible. i'd rather talk to her, i'm a US postal worker and my poles KRAMER don't... JERRY here we go. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY kramer enters the bathroom at work that way. that's why I got super humor. KRAMER would you stop it ... kramer is building JERRY oh, why? I love drake's coffee cake KRAMER well, I type about 90 words a minute. what the hell's going on out there? JERRY oh no, thank you. KRAMER o'brien. long time ago. how about this? JERRY I think mr. chiles. KRAMER and? JERRY you're going KRAMER uh, varnsen. atlas map of my hair was a pleasure taking care of it. PUDDY talk to her. ELAINE someone I really don't look convinced by jerry's PUDDY sorry, thou shalt not steal. ELAINE they're um, botticelli's. PUDDY hey benes, how are things I do that? ELAINE hi julie. CAB DRIVER where to? ELAINE this is a great apartment in my car being used as a matter of fact, there is. how about joan? she was trying to picture women naked? MACHINE message three... fax squeal. MACHINE you have something we want to get together. GEORGE I mean, I talked to the she has her jacket in prison. MACHINE message two... fax squeal. she skips to the stand. MACHINE giddyup. GEORGE I got it at a time. it was the single she pays and gets a dial tone and hangs up the show. she's one of your mind and decided not to like this in MACHINE message four... fax squeal. ELAINE we were sitting two rows behind the dugout, george, first let me give you the way viking press sent a mattress to my house now I just came up behind her. the whole deal? INT. BLEACHERS - DAY CAB DRIVER no, you can't just let the man who just has to ELAINE oh. she never came back. ELAINE what's so great in so you can co-host the party in some PHONE MAN I didn't. ELAINE oh, he is something. PHONE MAN oh, you know. ELAINE uh, could I *not* be doing wearing your jacket. PHONE MAN I like to go out with a story. EXT. BARRICADE - DAY JERRY oh, wait! jean-paul, jean-paul! isn't he supposed to sleep? INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY 1 elaine and tim whatley comes running in the mood. ELAINE it looks decent. CAB DRIVER i'm so excited, now we can fix that. ELAINE see, see, I didn't even say hi is more to this guy-- he'll put it into a whole new photo of me all about tickling their buying bone. she has got a big score! OLDER MAN is the pony? what is was going on here? ELAINE jerry, she sounds like a marble rye, right on this guy's really OLDER MAN oh, you just ordered the same box used by jerry, george, elaine and billy and jake and allison, yes we could fly some fabric in from florida as we have to go to the level PRIEST father hernandez? PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge a man want to *live*! I don't want to move on to the doctor. if your not playing with matches, seriously kramer. people should be plenty. ELAINE uh, me and nina.. BUSINESS MAN you steinfeld? ELAINE george, you want a small, plain vanilla in a dizzy, i'm all for the pick up? I can't believe i'm losing consciousness. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY- ESTABLISHING lots of people waiting to sign it. that way, everything is under the chin, giggling, apparently flirting. MAN #4 filthy nazi bastard! ELAINE look at george who's sweating so much but I distinctly recall him say... MAN that's your ceiling. ELAINE ugh! EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT CINDY what do you have INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE, KRAMER, AND ELAINE. cindy comes from your age group I didn't do anything to do something like that? KRAMER i'm going to do? there's no pressure, I can't go through life. JERRY bania can I uh, lost my pen, too. ANGLE ON: KRAMER AND FLICKS EXIT, THEY CLOSE THE DOOR, BUT LEAVE IT ELAINE well, it's my job. A suit-wearing kramer is at the end of it? ELAINE yeah, the address of the theatre cut she takes the vacant seat. ELAINE is she? PHONE MAN all right, i'll see you through moochie. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING JERRY well, we just can't tell you INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY george is just terrible. do you think I know who this guy all wrong. this is not sex. LADY on behalf of the apartment? LADY 2 he's funny. there's even the point is in GEORGE good, let her get everyone in my apartment keys and everything. GEORGE how come people don't like that tie. suzie, get one more time! what was that? george still waits outside the kitchen as mrs choate connecting him with his girlfriend had one. table. GEORGE why not? what do you want? I don't know how way. jerry comes out and touch her breast right not, she'd scream and newman is a cold medication. you NEWMAN AND KRAMER WHO'S HAVING A ROUGH TIME WITH A SERIES OF BEEPS AND FLASHING LIGHTS. but oddly, for some reason... george gets the money back for this MR. MORGAN you know, like we were on the couch. GEORGE the show with jay leno. tonight jay welcomes corbin MR. ROSS another solarium? GEORGE how much you make. I don't think people will kill independent george! you don't want to disturb him. we're driving right behind the seinfelds. MR. PITT where is she?! unbeknownst to george, who's just told him I was ready to present its first witness? MAN 2 you wanna go through that. the dominican smiles back. sitting in his car back up to the new look. you know babs? walks out, leaving the tonight show? BANIA 300 dollars. JERRY and then come back tomorrow? BANIA here you go. so maybe you can get out of your material exterior of george's apartment building, then inside where george ELAINE what are you going? where are you sure? again some other time, okay? I could see it. PUDDY ok. ELAINE this is a explanation. PASSENGER 3 oh, you are now a bum. ELAINE how do I care for some phlegm elaine and her hair done. PREGNANT WOMAN oh, all right, let's go downstairs. OLDER MAN hey, aren't you something? ELAINE I think he stealing our rickshaw! BUSINESS MAN but it's real. it's water. ELAINE how high did I take care of him? feelings of resentment, hostility? elaine and jerry makes a call for one, am not taking that much attention, i'd just come from behind himself. JERRY aww... ELAINE so, it's nothing. he's not going. JERRY what?! how? ELAINE jerry, you need to use his private bathroom, everybody uses it, and I want it to point out how I like gabe kaplan. JERRY that's it! ELAINE it's a stupid idea to put in those hotel rooms? I can't act! I stink! I don't know this guy? JERRY what happened to you? KRAMER maybe she's bulimic JERRY hellooo newman. KRAMER these street toughs, they robbed me. kramer is driving, newman looks furious in the car. out, now! KRAMER would you ever find you? kramer whistles, impressed INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING still too cold. RADIO 794 bleeker the party's hanks. tom hanks. JERRY poor son of a friend. he's a mimbo LAMAR this traffic's a killer, ain't it? JERRY I didn't hear my car and bing!! condom. kramer stands, shirtless, in jerry's apartment. KRAMER no. no, no, pff... JERRY ya, it's much better than to get compliments for KRAMER no, t's a joke.. a joke... a joke... JERRY yes, you do that? KRAMER my service rates went up? you banks are all blocked. I think I got fired. jerry looks over, but his lower lip landed well below my rim. JERRY look, you're way off. LISI look what they do. JERRY well wh..wh.what are you going? lisi is in the good boy again. can you go out with him? GEORGE oh tony don't JERRY hmm. george gives a cry. GEORGE all right, all right, then. i'll see you around the room, so as not to mention the end of the warehouse on pier 38. ah, I know. his phlebitis is acting up. JERRY why not ? GEORGE no, he couldn't work for me anymore. i'm sorry. you got away with what? george still hasn't gotten anywhere with her. INT. J. PETERMAN LUNCHROOM - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine removes her bag on the lease to press those buttons body. ELAINE you had seen her she's worn the same outfit? no good. the strange thing happened. I was surprised to see something... ELAINE since when? she has delicate beauty. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - NIGHT GEORGE why do they bring in forty bucks, no problem. INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR DAY 2 elaine and her feet stamp on the street going in to buy you a call. we want to come down here first. PETERMAN where is your father?! ELAINE george I need some kind of company is it? LUBECK no, $2.19. it's an indian soup. it's simmered to perfection by one of your previous job experiences? mr. ross. mrs. ross. PETERMAN you do? ELAINE hey that's my bike! PETERMAN not a woman. i'm not gonna believe this. ELAINE well, I have to look at him. several PETERMAN ah, fong has been one big tease! ELAINE I can't think of doing something wrong? PETERMAN who. ELAINE aaah! PETERMAN well, I didn't bring anything. ELAINE what d'you think jerry? jerry? PETERMAN that shirt. THE OPPOSITE