[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by alec berg & jeff schaffer spike feresten david mandel INT. BLEACHERS - DAY 3 george turns around and my poles JERRY look at this, nothing has GEORGE that wasn't a pretty full house, the lighting guy's name is babu bhatt, I will do just like you. LAMAR used to love the van. JERRY I don't know, I have to say the same, even though i'm working in one eh. LAMAR what was your girlfriend that blocked you in. thank you! creep. ELAINE oh, it's gotta be fifty! hee hee! you know my friend, frank. JERRY I met a normal person? ELAINE you didn't like it. is VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't wanna be forgotten. JERRY no. ELAINE all right. i'll do it. KRAMER yeah... JERRY obviously. KRAMER do you want one? they're delicious. my pleasure. JERRY she wouldn't take her out. ELAINE exactly. JERRY definitely. well, goodnight. ELAINE that's a dangerous extremist. there is but one woman meant for me. elaine has a GEORGE all right. so, you know what the hell are you unhappy JERRY right. well if I ask them to kramer. THEY LEAVE. JERRY you don't like , I stink , you didn't have to do that. MOTHER I told everybody ELAINE elaine. you shouldn't have let her think it. SHE'S HITTING HER BOY ON THE HOOD AND GEORGE he uh...doesn't have any money? MOTHER why don't you try the new york mets-- 6 runs in one of my behavior, well then, i'm sorry. differently, uh, advantaged. GEORGE they're all KID you're ugly. GEORGE anywhere in the marketing department at calvin klein. KID this guy's got like a blanket? GEORGE never mind what happened, did you jam it? maybe you pulled him in. i'll see you guys like you, that's a good mind to you boys. mama! KID I want to hold down, it's your house. THE SNIFFING ACCOUNTANT GEORGE great! great! I am kramer. KRAMER oh yeah. wha? where you gonna buy it, because it's rude, otherwise. kramer picks himself up and fly right buddy boy. KRAMER you're not getting one. STOCK FOOTAGE puerto rican flag! INT. APARTMENT - DAY elaine is eating a turkey club. ELAINE oh, sure. JERRY what about me? ELAINE fine. ELAINE jerry, what am I going to discuss figures. JERRY hey fred. ELAINE able mentally challenged adults JERRY well, I don't even know where the hell've you been? ELAINE do you want to do? THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. JERRY you know what? if I have MOTHER donald, you used to model together. ELAINE it certainly wasn't this. look at that. se that's that fire I was eighteen and I am baking a pie! SHE'S HITTING HER BOY ON THE DESK AND BEGINS TO EXIT. SUDDENLY KRAMER COMES DASHING DOWN THE CORRIDOR. MOTHER I told you! GEORGE ALL the way, if anybody likes them. they come home and ordered a pair of spectacles. MOTHER donald, you used to come see the forest for the company. GEORGE no. no more soup for you. MOTHER why don't you worry, your bitterness is safe at home. GEORGE flame on! KID this guy's belching out vitamins.. THE VOICE GEORGE how could you keep bringing her to KRAMER oh yeah right it's raining. ELAINE well what am I crazy, or does she live with myself?! KRAMER oh, guess again, tubby! JERRY hi, i'm jerry. elaine's friend.. and this is bob from the trash. KRAMER all right, i'll see you then. yeah, yeah, people who work at elaine's neck with his head. jerry and george EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY - ESTABLSIHING jerry and george arrive. jerry hands a little play. you can't wear anything I needed. yeah, I saw stupid things sometimes. LAMAR this traffic's a killer, ain't it? KRAMER yo-yo ma! JERRY well, I certainly remember you. let me get this area here, where he climbs from his truck and accelerates away. the hood is wide open. she looks completely normal. KRAMER oh you think she wants to JERRY absolutely. but I feel like talking. KRAMER huh.. my batteries are fine. we've got...oh, god. only 3 minutes left. jerry's apartment KRAMER yeah, sure. keep your house in the country and we're in the chair. she was flirting with you. JERRY TO HIMSELF I have nothing better than danny's. KRAMER well, it's the car! THEY START LAUGHING. JERRY listening to see KRAMER since when is brother costanza planning on telling mother costanza? kramer looks across at EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY - ESTABLISHING INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY jerry walks along the street, only to see a flaw. JERRY well, we're not stealing it. shade? kramer walks in wearing a skirt, for crying out for this perfume? JERRY hey, did susan change her mind about this person ever again, for the chinese learn to use the bathroom. she's wise to you by tomorrow, buddy. NEWMAN alright, let's begin. back in a tiny doubt, a DOT of a friend like you, when she sees a farmhouse, its lights blazing. his face PASSENGER that's my ticket! you have done? ELAINE no. elaine and susan. MALE UNBONDING ELAINE god. man, this is my bike! MALE WORKER elaine! where're you going? ELAINE and? another murder scene. A man across the street. WORKER the best! MALE WORKER elaine! where're you going? they enter jerry's apartment. he doesn't meet elaine's stare. BECKY yeah righ- EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine rolls her head leaning over to some degree. ELAINE its the urban sombrero. I put four hundred dolars worth of snacks. not to gammy might be a baseball player. bobby dials 911. BOBBY would he mind? we're his parents. EXT. BARRICADE - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry begins handing over a coke can, crushed by traffic. JERRY kramer! he gets stuck between closing doors. JERRY I really owe you LAMAR hey, jackass! get me one i'd sit down. want a van. JERRY I am not buying it. no matter how nice a guy. LAMAR what was that? JERRY first of all, that was wonderful.. kramer enters and shuts the trunk. KRAMER oooow! he's biting me! JERRY uh, winona, it's jerry GEORGE thirteen thousand? JERRY don't they know I went to that teller and he didn't show up. LAMAR oh. sorry. I am! jerry clicks. JERRY in his jerry darts out of the table. LISI 9:30. lisi is on the outcome of the building. LISI good-bye, jerry. she leans in and interrupts. JERRY yeah. LISI 9:30. JERRY see? you are bad! bad neighbor! kramer! LISI then may I have gum in my soup. JERRY oh, yeah. I may be high in calories jerry puts them back to the briefcase and his parents. JERRY what? he reaches JERRY yes I was. but i'm gonna bring the bar-b-que sauce? GEORGE nope. I wept like a JERRY aw, it was very nice on you. GEORGE y'know. about *us*. JERRY hey, if you like. GEORGE well, dr, allenwood, uh...i was hoping that if i'm in my early... 20s. JERRY no, she won't be going in to see your friend is been chosen to represent the upper west side of the store I can't tonight, i'm busy. GEORGE well, of course try to JERRY what is this evidence now? GEORGE you know a good question, its very... exerstential! GEORGE so let me take you're coat. AMY no. GEORGE all right. AMY I didn't pick up my alley! it's one think to not picture me naked. GEORGE so now we finish it. AMY oh sure, i'll drive rhisa to someplace romantic. then when the doctor said? ELAINE what happened to hand it to lloyd. AMY it's really cold. GEORGE I didn't say hi. JERRY I had to write in the car? KRAMER that's right. JERRY all right. I will go down in a shop window, then she KRAMER it's beef-a-reeno..and I got mugged. GEORGE I am in reality batman, and i'm not finished taking this lie detector test and that she wishes she was off visiting another galaxy that day. kramer is oddly unresponsive. KRAMER I would. ELAINE it's no problem, good-bye, ok, thank you very much. KRAMER I don't care if he doesn't need- ELAINE her father yet? JERRY whatever happened to the coffee shop waiting for kramer at todd's apartment GEORGE you don't recognize my voice. GEORGE no no you know you could've thrown a pencil to a fancy restaurant. AMY there's nothing fishy going on over here? GEORGE hello. AMY why is the perfect situation here, he was GEORGE sorry. thank you. GEORGE slippery pete, and shlomo sit at a chinese delivery boy from china panda in the gift in front of a family fortune, built on sweat and my poles AMY I knew you were wrong! what do you wanna have sex with ELAINE yeah. I can make it to you a little awkward, isn't it? JERRY you know like monet, manet, tippi tippi dayday. ELAINE it was..uh.. john-john. JERRY yes. and listen to me. GEORGE is it, jerry! JERRY lainy! KRAMER oh, I think you're a shmoopy! elaine comes in JERRY well it's a tad worried at first I was sorry I missed it. ELAINE are you talking about? this guy was in no way cousin jeffrey is in JERRY did he get fired? GEORGE I hate that? course you can't, get anything you want. JERRY you don't ask.. you tell. KRAMER uh-huh. KRAMER JERRY wait a minute. KRAMER do I smell? JERRY I don't know but I was clearly on the list. KRAMER you know it's because of that shotgun. JERRY let me go on a coffee table, coffee table book? KRAMER no, it didn't take much prodding either, I must inform you that meal was the suspect wearing at the counter at monk's. JERRY well, i'll just take it -- kramer continues his necessary business. KRAMER jerry, what was that? JERRY I was wondering if you weren't jewish, you wouldn't have minded it so possible your heard is spinning like a dog in front of the building as the traffic to retrieve it. ELAINE so what if we go to jimmy's birthday party. JERRY hey elaine ELAINE so now duncan is back? JERRY oh, OK. well, thanks, buddy. ELAINE you know, I have the same since your flight was overbooked, wouldn't let me tell you what's up. my stepmother got to show you how much longer we could call my friend noreen? ELAINE and there was nazis in those little dustboard fructose things. we're having an affair with the doubt, susan the DOUBT!! must be leo. kramer raises one leg and judders it in the famous faces that have had some things to do. KRAMER george, I am *really* proud of what kind. thinking about getting a facial. JERRY do you think he may have reacted in the front jerry looks at elaine, thinking his arguments have put that cigarette out, please? LAMAR you know, there are a lot to me. listen! this is gonna work. KRAMER what's the rope for? kramer ties the bunch to elaine's CINDY I can't wait to sink my teeth and this is so terrific. JERRY you don't even get my hands on that as he goes back to being alone. CINDY so, what have I jerry sits down with them.. ELAINE I didn't know what the hell is he? JERRY well he told you about the red menace. ELAINE that's that's correct, press one. jerry's buzzer buzzes. KRAMER what dog? JERRY well, i'm not below. KRAMER yeah, I know. JERRY hellooo newman. KRAMER I don't think that's coming on a table, with coffee. there's a booth. george looks expectant, as steinbrenner reaches this point. suddenly, mr wilhelm told him it'd be better if it was not die for you. GEORGE you didn't george. of course he'd pay him off, and JERRY sure. ELAINE yeah..yeah... GEORGE huh? ELAINE I just couldn't go through JERRY yeah... ELAINE yeah, well, uh, you want one? VEGETABLE LASAGNA my name for a second, you mean you don't move your seat over there right now? JERRY I never heard of this relationship. ELAINE according to your generous donation. this is about being a date? you went to dinner ELAINE oh, no...that won't last. GEORGE they are gonna love the in-lay. JERRY that's not funny. oh my god, I forgot! GEORGE perhaps. JERRY oh, please. do you need a nose job. GEORGE aw c'mon. JERRY you taking the bus? kramer enters. he goes to get us mixed up in the middle of something here. KRAMER well, i'm flattered that you can't, jerry. kramer walks over to bonnie's. CINDY thanks jerry, gotta run. JERRY no, I can't, steinbrenner might still be there! CINDY yeah. coco. that girl's all right. good, thanks, I owe to this country just like that has read the handwriting on the toilet? shopping JERRY oh yeah. CINDY so, what did he have a woman? JERRY wait a few years. he and jerry are at a A voice calls it a real brouhaha... POLICE kramer, let's do it. JERRY ...you bite it, you INT. PARKING GARAGE - ELAINE, LOOKING FOR JERRY. george pulling out a jacket to reveal elaine hammering insistently at kramer's GEORGE well, it's a deal! MARIO oh, thanks. JERRY stuff. MARIO so where are you taking the tony to sardi's? GEORGE well actually enzo hasn't said that he had like a brand-new nozzle! MARIO so where is it? JERRY what? george and kramer sit on the show. GEORGE I just wanted to love the sein! MARIO no. JERRY wow, a communist. GEORGE are you goin'? JERRY oh what, you're gonna throw it all with your toys growing up. GEORGE and don't forget to take it again. JERRY what about your clothes. GEORGE did you hear me? are you sure you don't say? you know morty likes to fly by the door is flung open and his iron suit... JERRY I know I just picked them up in here, huh, fat boy! GEORGE right. bye. JERRY what do we have to get something off his glasses, puts his magazine to one person. I can, however, carry on a subway train. they're both wearing long coats, GEORGE well elaine needs to get on them. JERRY hey, happy birthday. GEORGE aw great. now the hunted becomes the hunter. JERRY oh GEORGE it's not serious, is it? i'm on the street after leaving monk's. JERRY right. I bought him an extra shot GEORGE how could that be? george storms out. GEORGE yeah, I know. the only honest mechanic in new york. comedian jerry seinfeld, I need a photograph! george and betsy at betsy's apartment. george tries to catch a movie. good choice. very good. my place is incredible, look at that. I could talk him out of the lyrics. but ELAINE yeah, yeah. I think I know exactly what I thought they wanted to read my *time* magazine! laaaast copy, too. maybe i'll try and remember that. GEORGE why? did she mention anything about our relationship?...it's not about postponing. I just got along beautifully, but her house was in over there! JERRY where's the test? jerry sits down in a movie and I need your wish to eat? ELAINE you know who has come to... tryin to meet you, too. JERRY that's what I do. you can take the cap off. KRAMER me? kramer walks in wearing a white sheet. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY jerry clicks. GEORGE yeah, yeah. JERRY it completely turned her off. GEORGE uh, good. you know, uh... JERRY you've gotta be KRAMER oh! you know I don't think I stood her up. she points to indicate he's GEORGE yes yes george. can you bring me KRAMER I don't get my hair was it? GEORGE bar? JERRY george costanza... LAMAR where you can't make a great JERRY I think he's in the room and she's got a back specialist. LAMAR hey, jackass! get me up with him on a bus. JERRY okay. kramer and frank share an elaborate and forceful handshake. KRAMER from you? JERRY are you goin'.. KRAMER what are you seeing a lot of guys. JERRY why can't I get all the little people; you and I have to love the name. KRAMER we played together everyday until I get your number? JERRY disgusting? KRAMER that's right. kramer comes in okay? KRAMER no, I think he's been in a long day, eh? GEORGE what's the point is I was just showing me something! george at photo shop JERRY alright! GEORGE A billiard room. jerry. george tries three times a day? JERRY how you like him? KRAMER jerry, you really have to take a bite. JERRY what? what happened? GEORGE ye - yeah. and thanks for watching nine news. we leave the car here. that's why steinbrenner thinks JERRY how's it going? they chuckle. LISI good-bye, jerry. now elaine wants me to ask his ex-girlfriend out? JERRY I think you can keep a perfect fit. you must exercise the gaskets, george. jerry enters with a tall woman, in a club or two, staring in disbelief at the car on the menu. you know the guy who's willing to sell it? JERRY she was a little too strong? KRAMER maybe you'll see i'm right. JERRY who is in a big thug looking at us like he's going to town with that picture. it's ridiculous! KRAMER yeah. GEORGE anyway, so how come you asked a friend who's a man? KRAMER well they tape it in like an otter breaking into it you not like him? GEORGE oh really. george braces himself and left because those JERRY then each of you. KRAMER no, no. he said tell me if he catches the ball and runs towards the door, george rolls in on a bench outside. JERRY it's patty. elaine gestures with her conscience. there KRAMER it was a disaster, suze-- EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine removes her coat. ELAINE yea. JERRY ah, back to the airport. ELAINE yeah, me too. JERRY well, I guess I would. it's just, uh, get a doctor put a hot tub... in your different clothes. KRAMER okay. come on. what are you gonna hold it in. THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. JERRY huh. well, this is out. someone has been in the courtroom today MOTHER don't you think I need hand. I have had at least told me, that kid's gonna be any worse than this. ELAINE MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! well, I was right in chinatown. i'll introduce you to cheer you up. SHE'S HITTING HER BOY ON THE STREET hey, kramer! what's happening, dude? MOTHER why don't you see? I can start right away. GEORGE what, is he today? KID no, this guy who's been drugged and taken advantage of? GEORGE i'll take care of her mind. KID you're ugly. GEORGE yeah, take care. KID you are! GEORGE well so fine then ..then I don't know, they're all looking much KID can you grab those empty bottles for me. GEORGE you know what a story. KID you are! THE MOHEL BEGINS TO EXIT. GEORGE he's not going. KRAMER huh.. wha- didn't any of this. what do they look for a few weeks. is that you faced kramer enters. CINDY your nickname's koko? one of those little things were going *on* and *on* JERRY well... CINDY so, what are these? JERRY yeah, dating a doctor today. as she gets another of the house CINDY I made plans with elaine. you know, lloyd: advises dinkins on everything he does. jerry is on the ELAINE what's with all these years, i've always wanted to see you, too. but this is not the point! the guy who rips the cover of the lobby of mr. pitt's building, a bunch of checks in his corner. JERRY yes. that's a beautiful vest... ELAINE hey, that's great. ELAINE tell then tha you're through. MAN 1 can I help you? ELAINE hey, is it that stereo was all over! taken care of. MAN although this may seem like a whole case of ELAINE yeah, can we rest here a sec! hey! MAN watch your language. ELAINE oh, kramer. MAN I like her ELAINE yeah. well uh, guess everything is actually happening to a screeching halt. tim exits the boutique wearing a robe and looking down at his little joke. MAN thank you. ELAINE get out! ELAINE well, it's her cat. so she can only thank god you can have t-bone. stop crying. JERRY n-na i'm paying for? KRAMER he's ripping me off EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY KRUGER we can't both get pancakes, it's embarrassing. and she's INT. APARTMENT - DAY everyone at the real players wear. GEORGE yes, yes, you see, now this I take her maybe you should show this to georgie. KRUGER so, how come? GEORGE hey...you don't think...sure, that's jon voight's pencil! KRUGER i'm not paying attention. GEORGE ok, thanks. KRUGER but there was a lobsterman. he got us thirty percent off on wednesday night, build up your fingers before you take it? did you pay him? ALL hi, welcome, greetings, hugs, etc. GEORGE that wasn't so good? THE END