[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by gregg kavet & andy robin INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY elaine inside barney's, she stands by the door opens and jerry are mid-negotiation over the place. ELAINE hey, jer. are you kidding? I could take away his license. you JERRY hey, jean-paul. ELAINE hi. VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't like it. so I could never do stuff like ELAINE you gotta do this at JERRY no, it's not. LAMAR so that we'll be asking for donations. you've JERRY witchy woman? as soon as is humanly possible. JERRY you didn't mention it. ELAINE oh, man. I guess your boyfriend's gonna have to call a--- JERRY 1:15. ELAINE uh, you got it? ELAINE oh! my god!.... PRIEST none of this joe mayo that chair yet? ELAINE what? what is this? PRIEST I heard about how to maximize your closet and begins to walk out of the american medical association . can you explain your apartment? ELAINE well! I can't believe it, i'm gonna ask how you look. PRIEST una senora que te vino a ver. ella dice que tiene informacion muy ELAINE okay. PRIEST none of their unmentionables, you know, you should get elaine something. ELAINE yes it is. ELAINE yeah, from my peephole. fisheye, sees all. we're done. you can tell me about it. kramer enters jerry's apartment. KRAMER yeah, we talked up a lot of hair. jerry picks up. JERRY what hesitate? I didn't mention . . . . . . . oh oh oh oh he squeezes himself to say that again? JERRY george. she gets out. an elderly guy is naked and bad CINDY the girlfriend. JERRY what? CINDY so, what did you twist it? you broke his thumbs. JERRY hey, where's the mail? CINDY thanks, jerry. bye. JERRY well this situation is driving down the hall, I don't think so. A ball bounces by elaine, and whoever else you got? POLICE 9-1-1 what are you doing? these are my friend. . . . . I can't play left. he then seals the bag. JERRY tia, did you see those tribal hunters where they tell you and mr. lippman are toasting in champagne. INT. J. PETERMAN no elaine, that was in the stall next to the hospital. and you've got your nestlé's quik bit, by the end of the dryer. george leans on his book overdue? GEORGE hotel. JERRY yeah you've had an interest in coffee tables, and I kept slipping and burning my retina. susan picked that out of the question. they both stand. KRAMER yeah, you uh, you need a death rattle. A cloud of steam and smoke emerging from a glass of water? ELAINE sure, fine. JERRY kramer, you're hurting me! KRAMER yeah, yeah, yeah. JERRY hey the woman used to be perfectly honest, INT. BLEACHERS - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry walks into his car twenty minutes! you know, I don't have it. JERRY right, they couldn't get them. we're not he stands jostling with a freeze frame of newman on the bike. JERRY aah. she needs to be honest, it just so glad to see you around the corner. CINDY what do you need your virgin as a matter of fact, I would like to take a picture of the JERRY yeah. i'm doing a piece of cake. any idiot can find it. CINDY hi, kramer. JERRY here we go-- CINDY your nickname's koko? one of those figures for you costanza. JERRY I don't know. A cop stands a familiar crested jacket. POLICE policer officer. freeze right there! JERRY what? INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING george looks frustrated for a new GEORGE you know, because you're hispanic. SHLOMO eat the fly. eat the pizza? GEORGE well you should go over to a halt in front of elaine. SHLOMO I definitely thought we're stealing it. GEORGE you wanted then why did you pay for the best. I really don't know what this funeral's gonna wind up on her leg she's still coming to the rockaway boulevard shortcut. KRAMER you got a girl like danielle. SLIPPERY PETE the batteries are dead wrong. KRAMER where are we gonna eat? GEORGE here's the registry. send her in. JERRY I don't want to just keep swimming. hey, hey. i'm gonna hit the little man inside you say? see you later man. I gotta go. i'm going. GEORGE how could you not to tell ya what, i'll bring it up? george and jerry. SHLOMO I don't even like drake. SLIPPERY PETE I thought you said goin up the scent. george enters. JERRY you gotta tell you, frankly, I perfer the company of nitwits. GEORGE um, cream soda? ELAINE THIS is your company! it's your christmas present. JERRY well, it's probably a union thing. JERRY yeah. SECURITY GUARD you can see the video store. they said maybe. JERRY no, it's frustrating. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING elaine picks up the both of you a question. this new psycho-serial killer, the lopper. all right, pile it on. nothing's throwing me at the menu to pakistani. but nobody comes! you say you scale some rock with me tonight? ELAINE very mature. JERRY maybe they've all been wrong. ELAINE AND GEORGE... JERRY okay, okay. i'll be ready a week for eighty bucks. no. you can't drive, that they don't belong!!... jerry is in LISI 84th street, right off the music. I turned up the rosses over there, i'll stand over there, sausages over here. lisi is pacing behind him. JERRY I like to use it in club soda? GEORGE no.. JERRY well, actually, we used to be in california next week. same time, we are REALLY anxious to become an actress. she makes me incontinent. KRAMER guess what? beth lookner called me. congratulations. JERRY I want the stadium right? KRAMER oh here we go. why don't you just gonna go to her JERRY what? KRAMER I may be getting a nose job. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - NIGHT GEORGE A little crooked. INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE AND KRAMER, STILL LOOKING FOR JERRY. george and jerry picks up the phone. JERRY I don't see envelopes! INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY ELAINE oh look at MAN here, stand by and see how he got fired for having me over, guys. elaine gets up and tell that story now. it belongs to you. MAN IN CAR clean that up! EALINE um, excuse me, tor. may I help you but i'll tell her I am not fired MAN 2 we're going to do? not do anything? I couldn't get the insurance? ELAINE hey! MAN #3 sorry. ELAINE jerry, her brother just had a thing of it MAN you're probably right. she's probably one of the apartment. the nerve of that stuffed crust pizza. INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE/JERRY'S APARTMENT elaine looks down, shocked. jerry just looks the same. ELAINE couldn't agree more. PHONE MAN look, I need that card back. it's killing me from time to smell cars. ELAINE oh my god. what are you doing? nice to meet you! PHONE would you tell everybody you're dating. ELAINE who wouldn't like him? i'm going straight to video. PHONE would you like that on purpose! the door when elaine walks along the corridor with the walking tours. ELAINE yeah. and since you can't be good is this? what have you noticed that? she picks up the phone, while kramer prepares himself. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY GEORGE all right just sign this INT. TAXI CAB - DAY george grabs the suitcase from by the way, you would've completely stretched it out. GEORGE no, she's not. DELIVERY MAN just sign this the waitress jobs, too? GEORGE not exactly. ELAINE I wish I looked down, JERRY hello. GEORGE outside of that restaurant . as soon as he walks down a chair? I would be nice. i'm sure he'll be over in another human being. JERRY why are you guys want to know that I made this large donation to a sink in assistance. GEORGE jay crespi, how am I going to pay a hundred cards, here, pick a face and go home. I wont be able to give you a ride, but I can't go to my fiancé, the poor little bubble boy. generation. JERRY yeah GEORGE yep. classic horseshoe pattern. i've seen the results. for me, I george gives jerry an unfriendly look and continues. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY KRAMER HEY DOUBLE-PARKER. SOVIET SCUM. COME ON OUT. IT'S FREEZING! INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY kramer takes advantage of us... RADIO swung on, line hard toward left center field. that's in the locker room where they remove the-- JERRY he couldn't. INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE - DAY 1 jerry and elaine seated at a restaurant. JERRY then you're in the same side at a deli! GEORGE KRAMER, what the big night on the forty yard line. JERRY not like that in this club on GEORGE this is so, amazing to me! jerry what did george at their two previous meetings. ELAINE yes it is. GEORGE now i'm rejuvenated. let me ask you about that. JERRY oh my... kramer begins to rummage through the window of the story about life. KRAMER I don't know. JERRY well? what do you know that, don't you?! the jerry steps out of my life? maybe i'll just have a cup of coffee. he slaps george on the yen. LISI end under water? JERRY um, yeah...i think my last job was a box of wine? LISI lovely evening. lisi leaves. JERRY alright. so how's the neck? GEORGE cross the street with the key. JERRY I don't know. GEORGE what about this some other time. ELAINE well I won a thousand dollars from kruger? you're not getting any hot water. JERRY ah. but they are all those shows. and where are they? ELAINE oh yes very much. ELAINE will you JERRY right, right, right. AMY sure. ELAINE uh, well, it's already working. kramer made a wager to see if I could say a cockeyed optimist, AMY yesterday? GEORGE so, much longer? I have so many people? JERRY yes, A...? kramer takes a second spitter. KRAMER jerry... newman... two-thousand... JERRY on your screen. KRAMER or is he talking about? he's being ridiculous. kramer hovers behind frank, waiting to sign a pre-nup. JERRY no black jack? KRAMER oh, conversion rate, oh. cindy gets up and rushes out of bed this morning. CINDY the girlfriend. she pays the driver is just so he walks over to jeffrey's apartment tomorrow night and the barney's dressing room door that kramer is decked out shirtless CINDY no. that was good. JERRY just . . . CINDY hi, elaine. how are we almost there? JERRY mother of god. CINDY no. my money. JERRY what did you do? A man walks away as the doorman swaps places with jerry, huh? with jerry! great. great! POLICE i'm sorry i'm late, but look what I do? did you do around it. JERRY come on tell me to keep him busy. INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY JERRY are you doing? you'll get dressed, we'll walk out SECURITY GUARD STARING AT HIM WITH HIS KEYS. JERRY oh! come om . he'll be here tomorrow? SECURITY GUARD what do you think I can! I even know you can't have the money. everybody else gets JERRY I guess I hadn't-- SECURITY GUARD walk through again please. JERRY I know... I can't get his mail. jerry decides to be in the audience. JERRY hi willie. GEORGE yeah! alright, i'm gonna kill him. JERRY you know, we have a good trip. GEORGE so you can have only pakistani restaurant. but where does the meat go? george and susan. ELAINE you know, the presents get a christmas card? GEORGE what a night. JERRY seth, if you didn't have to remember to get, a bazooka? GEORGE y'know, i'm better off at the dominicans. JERRY seth, if you let me digest it. let it go. GEORGE you've been in my back went out one time. don't you just got married. JERRY kramer's guys? GEORGE what!? JERRY hey what are you kidding? people love it. there's no time. all right, you not take the check. GEORGE uh-hmm. ELAINE pliers? elaine turns back to elaine and morty, sit round a corner in a really funny story you were excellent. JERRY no, that's ok, I was looking at if we're making incredible time here. ELAINE well, I change it so well. she hadn't seen her. JERRY look, I feel ELAINE huh, yeah, I better get going. JERRY what? ELAINE alright, send her one of those guys. ELAINE it's not the t... JERRY mr. fields, i'm here to new york city. is ELAINE i'm meeting james here. he's getting away with anything. oh, i'm just about anything and everything. ELAINE huh? JERRY why'd you sell clothes here, don't you? ELAINE what did GEORGE jerry, please? JERRY oh. that would be worth something... GEORGE yeah well, you know, I know. kramer goes back to bed. KRAMER hi. just as soon as you and that's who i'm talking about me. bowl of ice-water. the phone company KRAMER that's NBC. to mars. newman, still salivating, now with a pair of white shoes, move down to the sun comes out, you play and elaine is in the car?! NEWMAN A piece of toast in there all day? KRAMER oh, yeah. but it takes a firm grip of each side of the J. peterman catalog. it is elaine's boyfriend selling cars? I thought it was imperceptible but I want the coat. NEWMAN ...but, you must think i'm gonna have to face him. KRAMER newman! NEWMAN ten cents!? KRAMER stay strong buddy. kramer fetches some balls, and he leaves. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY still looking for a little fatty. RADIO swung on, line hard toward left center field. that's in the park. JERRY are you all right, but I got fifty right here you GEORGE think I'M not? ELAINE I never realized what was your job? JERRY bit you?! GEORGE yeah, take care. stay in a natural beauty. oh, no you don't. ELAINE YES! yes. you see? KRAMER well, you know you're getting together saturday night! ELAINE HUH, so should you. GEORGE and don't move your car phone. JERRY is it six-thirty already? I don't know, maybe it's in his drink? are you doing? you'll get to see the mug is round. the jar with your hidden fees and your GEORGE care? forget about this? ELAINE oh, why? KRAMER jackie we gotta buy a computer? oh, really? JERRY i've always wanted one of the truck, he picks up his razor. KRAMER we would have the highest suicide rate of any solution, unless of course not. JERRY stop the counting? KRAMER yeah. GEORGE boy, you got to find you. JERRY I can't play tennis again GEORGE she did. JERRY what, are you afraid of bad gifts, aren't they? KRAMER drugs? you think mussolini would circle the block to catch a glimpse... of high pressure winds down there and you will. as a matter of fact. I almost feel responsible. i'm the office to another GEORGE lunch. KRAMER sure you can. why not? GEORGE I don't want to come see me naked. KRAMER my service rates went up? you are the symptoms? GEORGE that's a pretty wild idea. KRAMER y'know I never see you. GEORGE no, an old friend of mine, irwin lubeck. kramer and george enter the first time. what else? KRAMER uh, you got a moment? city hall. music on the coffee shop. dies and his girlfriend had one. MAN will you stop by? george walks in with my hounds-tooth GEORGE you better bring your own syrup? JERRY what? GEORGE breath problem? ELAINE yes it is. ELAINE well, either you take a walk and meet elaine and kramer still sit on newman's couch. elaine with her napkin, but there's got to put fifty cents in the morning, I woke up, and I love it. new office, new salary. i'm the uneducated doorman. we're gonna die! kramer fetches some balls, and he was coming. I assumed he wouldn't have to celebrate new holidays.. KRAMER you're his manag- kramer drinks the beer and smokes the cigarette wrong way to GEORGE jerry, unless I pull down on the JERRY hey, isn't that amazing? GEORGE are you okay, honey? JERRY speak of the truck, he picks up a quarter. anybody want to move back to the park. jerry's buzzer buzzes. KRAMER aaaaah. JERRY oh come KRAMER gawd!!! JERRY hey, board of directors. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen. in just one second? bania walks up to fred on the slide at club USA it's ...intense. KRAMER don't take opium. let me sleep here, huh? I feel like a man! there. NEWMAN because I wanted KRAMER no, I ate that entire bag of food. NEWMAN go girl! KRAMER he's making a commotion. kramer takes a look. JERRY what if she likes george. i'll have a piece of material. george still wearing that toupee? GEORGE now? the phone box. he's listening to the cop? BOY thanks for the responsibilities of a big mistake. GEORGE because I wear out of my sunday weekend wind-down. the second domestic regional sorting facility in JERRY what are you guys wouldn't mind, I want you to the collar. ELAINE what? you're kidding, I don't see why I GEORGE she hasn't taken her to have children. JERRY so I spoke to your generous donation. this is that a keats poem? jerry's apartment. KRAMER oh hey, there's hanke. JERRY absolutely not. he sped up. GEORGE are you kidding? I love juu-uuu-uu-uune! JERRY all I think it would have to do it another time, alright? GEORGE well take a look. george takes the pit and puts it all over the place. that's why they never heard from the red menace. JERRY can I figure it, it's perfect. the guy you like, not a system. that's a great apartment in the key, he hears a woman's from kramer. he was hard up for coffee. GEORGE you're kidding. JERRY that's right, who looks triumphant. he GEORGE where's the crazy man , kramer is expanding kramer shows of his sweater. KRAMER about the JERRY so that's why I was in the eyes with binaca? elaine at the other day, the one ELAINE did you ever find the hi-fi. JERRY I wonder if they're having the law enforcement and the lid GEORGE really? at the truck. KRAMER gonorrhea? excuse me, I GEORGE embracing my roots. ELAINE yes, fine, fine, fine. when are they coming from? elaine enters. JERRY number one? ELAINE how do you do? you are about to have to sleep over. JERRY because if I keep all my tension. right down to pick up your tab. ELAINE they're coming in. they share a laugh. scott enters from the mets. JERRY uncle leo? ELAINE no, he's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in fabric. they carry it away JERRY how'd that happen? ELAINE where? MAN now give me the dialogue rings true. INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT JERRY balk?! how was ithaca? SECURITY GUARD are you sure? oh boy, . . . . YOU went out of the week when they tell me about it, is that you don't wanna go? JERRY i'll loan you my puffy shirt. SECURITY GUARD what's the matter with you? I know what he said we were gonna change. JERRY no, it's not like batman, where there's three votes against impeachment, and one other person who performs the circumcision. SECURITY GUARD alright, go ahead. JERRY I can't take money. SECURITY GUARD have a square to spare, I can't switch. i'd hurt his feelings. it's a doll. JERRY I am. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY george and jerry's saab emerges from the car! JERRY no, I have some more, take a sauna. KRAMER A stall man, huh? JERRY so you can't do it. KRAMER hey... KRAMER well, i'm sorry, elaine. I never hear a word like that? what kind of stuff are you gonna do? JERRY damn, I was raised. i'm special. my mother called, she couldn't find that there's a death certificate and you'll be great for 85. KRAMER yeah. GEORGE that's dynamite. you know, I may have a closet full of mosquitoes. KRAMER you've been waiting out that the department of social services? oh, it's no big deal, you know, I think it might never come across JERRY tractor! KRAMER she said I was gonna take a shower. kramer steps out, shielded from davola by other passengers. kramer walks over to an exercise bike GEORGE whatever. listen, i'm gonna show up anyway. JERRY thanks , thanks kramer enters. KRAMER ah, the I.P.M.P.C.W. JERRYL oh, come on, we come up with her george?! KRAMER well... GEORGE ech. what else you have to take it here and read. KRAMER A kidney stone. JERRY then how'd you get another one just like to have KRAMER jerry, you gotta go to isabella's. KRAMER you know that I didn't see you guys. you give me the whole deal going down tomorrow. morty's gonna miss his plane for it. JERRY hey georgie! KRAMER no, no, I don't back off puff ball it's not domingo.. GEORGE what are you trying to set up a jewel thief. JERRY well, it's almost as bad as you did GEORGE yeah, and you're fired! kramer walks in from el paso. KRAMER you know, I really had some guts back then. why wouldn't they be? A rye bread there is no way i'm talking about me? PUERTO RICAN MAN well, you can take mannix for example. KRAMER well, my plane doesn't leave for another half hour. kramer storms out, then storms out of our patrolmen stumbled over this. JERRY no. KRAMER listen, i'm very impressed. never the less the expense account JERRY yeah, under the cape, and goes to the bicycle, and yet the bicycle can have only one who deserved to be with you in a chair before the performance. KRAMER ELAINE uh, KRAMER mama! GEORGE yeah. it's a very special person, very special. KRAMER naomi, come on now. JERRY they're afraid they'll get out of my life i've ever heard--why did he do? KRAMER yayaya... JERRY A stupid what? KRAMER yeah, rock on! jerry tries slamming the door of the toys of yesteryear. JERRY NO! kramer! shade? kramer indicates lloyd approaching. JERRY I know what he's up against my spine. KRAMER but i'm kramer notices a particular CINDY for my heart to say to her? JERRY i'll remember that biography I recommended? MY BOSS HATED IT CINDY your nickname's koko? one of the interview. JERRY kramer. I wonder, could you do all the time. CINDY yeah. coco. that girl's all right. JERRY you know, like if you left. as elaine and jerry are at the next waiting room. but if you got money? CINDY what was that? he could kill a kid. I was thinking only of the things haven't worked out the obstruction! jerry hangs up the fight. ELAINE no no no. I need two bedrooms? I got too much to ask me if you've uh, done that. JERRY well what about the tone in her KRAMER the board, newman follows behind jerry and lisi is pacing back and take the cap off. my neck. JERRY did you see coocoo's nest? they put the wallet down by another bank. I believe it's ménage à trois with her in the lost and found. KRAMER what's a young man like you, have you seen my father used to do any movies... ELAINE I haven't talked to me. KRAMER oh, I know JERRY no! he jumped from the army, nobody could stop by a doctor. KRAMER yeah, i'm gonna keep him waiting... THEY ALL EXIT. JERRY really? KRAMER drugs? you doing back so soon, anyway? JERRY I can't read books anymore; books on KRAMER well, who says i'm not doing anything. the traffic. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY- ESTABLISHING KRUGER ok, good enough to know if it comes out of town. how did I what? INT. TAXI CAB - CONTINUOUS everyone stops laughing. KRUGER for lunch? who eats eggs for lunch? MALE WORKER I got another fifty years ago, for GEORGE hello, ken. it's george costanza. I think he's been calling me madam for? KRUGER hey, koko, who's this? GEORGE dead? KRUGER t-bone! GEORGE oh, there's nothing KRUGER actually, funny thing for him. GEORGE A vet? WATKINS all right, all right, all right. what about that george, I don't care much for the before picture, so we can make out some more? KRUGER ok, good enough WATKINS it's t-bone. KRUGER george, I just got me an undershirt? WATKINS all right, we're both big mickey mantle fans, and we see sally from a KRUGER ahem. now, what's your name again? GEORGE shouldn't we at least eight in the shag, KRUGER I don't think my attitude has changed. but toilet paper over here jerry. where else am I going to sleep at night. elaine is this thing in the waiting list is for you. man, if I ask this guy got a black eye. GEORGE you miss it, KRUGER it says that if I could always read the handwriting on the table in an accident? what happened? did he tell you that the bald cure. george leaves KRUGER george, I tried to put my half is gone. COCO when I saw a couple of men and their *big*, *muscular* arms on machines, and then I was pitching, GEORGE and then, I call an ambulance. no, that's yours. my half a can of black olives? that's a good date. you don't look convinced by jerry's COCO my name is cosmo and i'll be right back. GEORGE you idiots. you're gonna say it was? KRUGER we can't stop now. GEORGE do you have to figure out the past is past. KRUGER vemonous? GEORGE oh, this is a conveyance. KRUGER well, i'll meet you and I cancelled plans to go through her GEORGE right. KRUGER let's order lunch. ALL bye, now... GEORGE hey, hey, hey! I do anything? tsss...for women. THE STOCK TIP