[generated output in 1 tries] THE MUFFIN TOPS written by alec berg, jeff schaffer david mandel INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY the door, trying to work for you and elaine. LASER GUY uh-huh. GEORGE yup. INT. BLEACHERS - DAY george, elaine and jerry stands up; kramer opens the door as jerry goes into the cleaners for me, alright? GEORGE do you think coleman's will be returned to their personality it's really not accurate. nobody drinks from a guy who's kid's in the hall, it's on the arrangement of cords and pulleys, they in turn EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY ELAINE hi, it's michael. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY jerry looks at george's parent's house. JERRY you have the cinnamon bobka. PUERTO RICAN MAN well, it better not. I, I think I hit my high note with me next to dick's on purpose? JERRY really? I thought she really looks like INT. SECURITY OFFICE - JERRY AND GEORGE ooh! ELAINE what about these nitwits that get into the MAN come on, let's get some rest. ELAINE I just saw your expression. MAN now I will help you. they enter newman's apartment ELAINE well, maybe. PREGNANT WOMAN oh, hi. ELAINE oh yeah, me too, OLDER WOMAN it's a land rush. PRIEST I heard from the old wooden racquet in jerry's kitchen, training little jerry seinfeld. PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge a person are you? i'm telling you that desperate? people I hate it! ELAINE i'll catch you coming with me. BUSINESS MAN wanna make out a name on the couch, just making sure that my friend kim told me the menus from some restaurants. ELAINE hey! elaine and jerry at the door! OLDER WOMAN ow! ELAINE uh, PRIEST una senora que te vino a ver. ella dice que tiene informacion muy ELAINE it's the end of the day. ELAINE we're going to leave him alone? you'll shatter his confidence! we're done. you can wear it. kramer and emily sit at their home in detroit. KRAMER orchestra, row G, dead center, primo! you'll think of oye como va? JERRY aagh! you come off going one-on-one. KRAMER jerry, the auction is in another digestive tract rumble from GEORGE yeah, about ten, fifteen minutes. but I cannot believe that guy? what are you really saved me. george comes in to apply for a girl. or a folding chair? table. GEORGE you don't have a job? way. jerry stares off, as he completes this task, he raises his hand. newman rushes away dropping the pizza. NEWMAN no sir. we're flying into a movie? the consequences are. kramer's apartment building then inside to george rubs her leg for in the middle? KRAMER/TURKEY hey buddy. newman leaps to his chin. jerry realises his job. KRAMER hey buddy. JERRY good idea. i'll tell ya if could do the interview on jeopardy now? GEORGE he poked me! JERRY just press it GEORGE what's the difference? we'll all go to a halt in front of hundreds of years before I bring in, right? just hang up. LAMAR hey, black saab. JERRY oh *really*... elaine marie benes... LAMAR jackass! JERRY plantains? LAMAR oh. sorry. I mean, it's embarrassing. and she's a doctor, I would just panic. besides, this is jerry's secret! there's...there's attorney-client priveleges here! if I get a picture. ELAINE who's stopping you? elaine looks ELAINE hey, what are you going? JERRY all right. on your little magazine. you pretend to be. KRAMER I always tell what was it? ELAINE I don't like me. HE EXITS. JERRY so, what's this guy doesn't want to keep this up for my shirt. KRAMER yeah, like he hits. atlas map of my stuff. PUDDY ok, ready to order? ELAINE yeah. PUDDY this is nice. roof to kill oneself, the least she could get together again? and neck. JERRY I don't even know what happened? KRAMER hey, you know we appreciate all the left-overs on the open top drawer. JERRY dead man walking. KRAMER so? i'm innocent! I mean how can that be? oh, I know. JERRY doctor? he's a punk, a patsy, a hack. KRAMER well, i'm flattered that you go brother. some food here? ELAINE the K man do it or leave it. what brand of waxed beans. you know. JERRY are you talking to her. ELAINE did you do here? you took away kramer's keys. GEORGE well they're perfectly edible. JERRY come on, it's five minutes. he's then going to need it. GEORGE you mean the one going to stay you know... JERRY uhm, listen, I need elaine benes EXT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING george showing jerry the contents of his GEORGE well, at least try it. SHLOMO I thought you didn't commit adultery, I did. GEORGE I mean, i'm hypoglycemic. SLIPPERY PETE that was stupid. KRAMER AND JERRY hey! kramer come out. they're gonna break up with me! and that's no sin. SLIPPERY PETE we're stealing it. KRAMER I don't think he's coming in from chicago. you should just get your fix somewhere else! SLIPPERY PETE what's that? KRAMER what about the move. GEORGE i'm not married. he's poor. JERRY couldn't be more people like you? george. JERRY it's been broken for six months ago you were right. tonight. cut to jerry's GEORGE really? JERRY what are listening to me? GEORGE why what happened? we're not calling him a glance. he looks off into the toilet bowl, in JERRY what for? GEORGE i'm sorry newman, you are wise. JERRY for what happened to your head. GEORGE you lawyer wears a piece. george wait wait table. GEORGE i'm cartwright! way. jerry then knocks on the newman still occupy the couch. NEWMAN because I was gone. george is trying to acquire poland creek. MR. COHEN well, i've to every brentano's. this thing's flagged in every database in town! GEORGE the kind of fun. MR. LIPPMAN kramer, I want my money back. GEORGE whatever. right. you guys wouldn't mind, I would never do it. it's okay. MR. LIPPMAN have a hole with a sandwich. what's going on? are you gonna call her? jerry's apartment, then inside to bania and jenna. the whole country. GEORGE ridiculous! JERRY all right. i'm here with my girl. nina. and what do you have to reset your watch back by tomorrow morning. GEORGE it's a perfect george. ELAINE well? can I tell you what.. you don't consider age in the calvin klein SHE LEAVES. GEORGE wow. KRAMER new cards, huh? GEORGE I left something INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY GEORGE pop? what happened to vincent? GEORGE well, aren't you supposed to go to that garage and telling him to it. why do you mean that's it? ELAINE over you? GEORGE so how was your family history? ELAINE get out of the faith that you drugged a woman in the wedding marvelous? more cake? oh, I walked right by the woman. JERRY you're breaking up with the flat one. oh god, oh god. okay, let's check out france. GEORGE you know, you can't go in to it-- she said she needed a leader! someone to ghost read it. JERRY yeah. nine o'clock. GEORGE well, all I think i'm... i'm just a chick. JERRY why did you two, but i'm saving it for you guys ought to do wtih any of our stores. GEORGE celia's up for some money JERRY it should arrive eminently. GEORGE it's george. JERRY I thought he was down. now he's up, you're welcome GEORGE maybe somebody did it for the attempted murder of cosmo kramer. kramer goes to the gateway to paris KRAMER oh hey! how are you sleeping with his clipboard. kramer calls a few weeks!! JERRY hey, would you mind if I meet women like this? nobody. nobody thinks about people like it NEWMAN yeah. I really have a kid. back to his needs. PASSENGER -fimty kroner. ELAINE knopp? really? boy. that means there's an empty stomach. let's get to sprinkle your cheese, comprehension problem. no what I talked to her. i'd rather not discuss it. puddy and elaine at another court, behind them, making suggestions. WOMAN yeah, not fan talk, not gushing, you know? now that there might be pretty sensitive. PUDDY what do you think sickness like that in the car. ELAINE of course not... PUDDY hey. elaine and puddy are at isabella's. ELAINE yeah, well, I didn't know it was that look? PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge me! ELAINE ohh, what a balm is? have you picked a helluva yada yada. OLDER MAN well, none of this one. I borrowed puddy's car and backed in, but uhm... you know. that, and that is such a great idea! really, really great! PRIEST father hernandez? PREGNANT WOMAN oh, don't worry. i'll get to know everything, don't you? anyway, so I had to pay for parking, people happy. ELAINE hello? BUSINESS MAN but it's just that my own schedule. ELAINE A ziggy? EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING jerry and elaine felt very uncomfortable JERRY I can't tell you. KRAMER ooh! test tubes. cool! george enters. bumps a paint roller, and loads it with all the time. very spicy. store. MAN oh yeah. exercises every muscle in the neighborhood kids. they george flips through a few choice numbers. it's those damn boxes didn't you? MR. ROSS we, uh, see you later. goodbye. GEORGE apply for a while. right. MR. PITT elaine? what's wrong. I should have seen it. jerry's face registers his obvious distaste. he shrugs, sorry. the motor vehicle bureau and breakfast you're running. well, GEORGE alright, I got scared there for a balding, stocky man with a messy apartment which may or may not get out over there. they won't let him take advantage of us... DELIVERY MAN no. it's the commando 450. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY kramer hangs up the story. so, uh, phil won't be long. MAXWELL you know i'd like to stick around and my boots and my tongue. KRAMER well, he's getting off. yeah, he's dating is making more money than mine. MAXWELL hey, you know...i had a dream sequence where the lopper is. KRAMER it was the only friend who has attended this trial will bring them by the way - i'm gonna have to dissect if you stick to that jewelry store you took your pants on, sid. MAXWELL you know he didn't get on. the flying sandos brothers launch into the building, because, you know, george, just tear it from him. KRAMER jerry, your grandmother gave you an american? MAXWELL do you think people would you go on this thing could come by five after seven right after ... that there is a deathly hush. KRAMER what happened when you gave me. MAXWELL do you have a piece? KRAMER you'd regret it for breakfast and spend time with a cow, you move your arms and legs, dipped you in a garage. the MAXWELL you know ... he's a wonderful opportunity to put the suit aside and rushes forward to this for the motor vehicle bureau and get you around? KRAMER no, jerry, you win. take it, it's much better when i'm skiing, kramer, i'm trying to give you the signal, I want to go for twenty-five minutes. MAXWELL doesn't sound like that, it would have you ever done for me. kramer comes along once in a blazer. KRAMER phew. JERRY L.A.? KRAMER i'll just squeeze it until they gave. JERRY forget the sports illustrated models went down there with a doctor. right? I mean, if you like that.you see I got to go out with her nose! i'm so sorry about that cozy little space. KRAMER sister roberta. GEORGE it's not that hard JERRY yeah, but? THEY REACT... GEORGE you can wear it. AMY what tickets? GEORGE I don't believe it. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT JERRY well, no. sharon besser, of course. INT. TAXI CAB - CONTINUOUS elaine inside barney's, she stands by the time we were practically in monticello. I mean, aren't we all have kids now? MAN NO.3 lost 15. ELAINE not bad at all. MAN what cough? ELAINE COSMO? MAN you got the softball team and i'm out of that meeting. they click ELAINE is that burt reynolds ? PREGNANT WOMAN don't judge a man and bum. you are looking maybe to put up an apple, not a third of an extremely sympathetic and tragic figure. ELAINE hey! hold on there.. that's a lot of experience with a W, maybe a safe fell on her like that? huh? POLICE police officers walk up. ELAINE what I think. men get that here? POLICE looking for someone! ELAINE you're soo good lookin'. POLICE 9-1-1 what are you ready, so we'll all go to california, are you? ELAINE I don't know, maybe i've been thinking about this patient of mine. POLICE RADIO attention all units, attention all units, attention all units, all units code 3. all units in the middle number. it's the hair or the deaf. they think we're getting up at the ocean. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT BUSINESS MAN but it's the horse. ELAINE yeah, I am not about him. elaine and george enter a store to see this is how drug companies see the video tape. she will insist that I got distracted. it has a legitimate question. OLDER MAN well, I don't know. anyway I thought we'd give it to a game of world domination being played by two thirty they're wiped. ELAINE ugh, does it make? BUSINESS MAN but my alan would do something good, hard work, exercise, smell very bad. ELAINE oh...well... EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY george wanders up to get compliments based on your mother's life? GEORGE oh, no. no no no no, come on, clarkman. the leader toward the door. the receptionist spots him. JERRY and what is this about me? I didn't bring anything. GEORGE who gets into ELAINE well, he can't hear very well out of excuses with this stuff, you know, I have a civilization here. GEORGE do chickens have individual personalities? JERRY anywhere in the business, he's never guiled. you know what? I could get a look of agony crosses her GEORGE we're straightening out! JERRY it's a building. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING george thumps his fists against the door for people who do you like to save the whale! hurry up GEORGE! step on anything. GEORGE not even talk to you why I was just a little thing to do something like that?! george leaves GEORGE who do you want it? MARIO no. JERRY ah, you're screwed. george rushes in, pushes him out there. JERRY what I just want you to finish all this about? GEORGE I needed to speak to the grave. JERRY so maranda's cooled on y'a? GEORGE alright, bye. INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY george walks away, half-laughing at jerry's apartment. elaine begins to head for the audition. GEORGE thanks mike. nice to see if you ever witness one of the socket! george you know, einstein wore the exact same outfit. that is loud. GEORGE yeah. I borrowed some cones from them as they are listening to the general population. george passes by as he goes back to my folks. ELAINE hmm... no you don't. GEORGE how you can cause a lot of work. thank you for another two weeks. JERRY yeah, they wear the ribbon. we are gonna know it's funny. bania and jenna walk over. BANIA two mendy's. JENNA bye. BANIA here you talk to everybody like this? you just race again? JENNA morning. BANIA twice? I wanna go. JENNA toilet brush. BANIA okay. okay. what is this? JENNA mmm. my mouth on fire? bania walks out, leaving the old one? JERRY hey. GEORGE I got one for a long, long time. jerry. hi. george looks quietly pleased at his face, JERRY yeah. from the limo. can I help you? GEORGE uh huh. JERRY oh, we're neighbors. i'll be down in the bar. GEORGE well, i'm not very bright, are you? because people a little off .. ELAINE no? GEORGE why? GEORGE I don't keep pecans in the way everyone else does. ELAINE oh, wasn't that a great place to go. GEORGE come on! I haven't cracked a smile at elaine - that whole thing? KRAMER you'd regret it for me, tell him it was all an act, jerry. they conned us, and we would chat a little.. nothing GEORGE why can't our bodies help us? why can't you do this in person. it doesn't necessarily mean anything by him it was you, I never take it. KRAMER well, what's to think was nice... I don't know. GEORGE he fired you?!? KRAMER why don't you have to buy him a discount too... a man stand on abortion? GEORGE they're worse! they're much worse than I did. JERRY OK, see ya! george begins picking up the phone. JERRY hey. GEORGE twenty-five percent? it was like being in a galaxy far far away. JERRY sorry, sorry i'm late. GEORGE what? lisi is sitting by her inclusion in LISI well, I think you're not gonna go with another 900 convertible. JERRY beside that. look at you. LISI yeah. they don't know how you doing out there?! you're holding a sweater trying to do. JERRY something on and walk me to be very, you know, they want to help LISI yeah. JERRY yeah. LISI hi, honey. is that guy show up? lisi exits the limo comes to a spanish person to fix it. you know I still like me, not like you're gonna make it, you know. so, uh, pffft, am I gonna forget about them let's just... JERRY hey. the butler's here. both had tears streaming down you don't want to dedicate this song to a bad hip. go on the LISI yeah. lisi exits the limo to look inside. while he's rooting JERRY well, I almost got us killed! both looking very satisfied and smiling. LISI go for a king and queen-o! lisi is on the counter. kramer is building JERRY kramer, they like me, why don't we have watched you take these things too literally. it's like a gargoyle perched on the couch. poppie spots her approach, and is talking to you, you idiot. GEORGE you owe me ten dollars. they both stand. JERRY and you have a suspicion that he's also telling catholic jokes. GEORGE ah, great. with the pharmacy before you do everything, get me home because i'll give you a question? in a truck. GLC must live on! ELAINE you're still here? GEORGE like you didn't realize, uh, I don't think you GEORGE where does he wear slippers? I bet you he wasn't a drug store. ELAINE oh, no, nothing. how could you let him stay. JERRY I don't know. just start scratching. tell him you think you are. GEORGE i'm not* sure. JERRY oh my god, it's bania and jenna. KRAMER ah, gentlemen.. bagels on the door. JERRY kramer! what the hell are we gonna do now? GEORGE I thought it was already done and the way he normally does. he seems JERRY uh huh country right next door. GEORGE I don't wanna be about something . it's uh very JERRY elaine... GEORGE I didn't do anything. I wanna learn. I want your wallet. JERRY colin? KRAMER oh. I know we've had our problems, but.. I want you to HELP HIM MOVE? wow. JERRY I guess i'll go play with my call-waiting. KRAMER you know, it makes him lankier. JERRY I don't have to wait. KRAMER okay, i'm just swept up at jerry's apartment. JERRY hey, kramer...? KRAMER so! atlas map of my shirts!! PUDDY not having money problems. ELAINE no george, it's so much about that. PUDDY alright, be careful of you're hair ELAINE hey that's swell. PUDDY oh. hey, I got some clean up on us? no - me first. he'd never listen to this, was it a scratch on it! eight years! ELAINE and.. also, much like a drug. PASSENGER 3 oh, you don't follow him, we're with a small package from the old handicap acting up. ELAINE what's the matter? elaine takes a look. PREGNANT WOMAN i'm christine nyhart. OLDER WOMAN ow! ELAINE this is not a doctor do it? OLDER MAN hey, hey, wait a second. all right, i'll be on the corner. ELAINE that is weird, wild stuff, huh? whew! OLDER MAN hey, aren't you too much, it's embarrassing PRIEST leave me! you thought any more of a chorus line. so, now the bus PREGNANT WOMAN oh, I really enjoy spending time with family. people happy. ELAINE oh yeah. BUSINESS MAN but it's your ass to your body weight. ELAINE all right, I tell you how much duty is. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT GEORGE kramer goes back under the hood. INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR - DAY JERRY what are they gonna have a piece onto her blouse, where it lands on newman's couch. elaine closes the door opens and louise enters, also friendly and overfamiliar. SECURITY GUARD scuse me. what are their living expenses? JERRY really? JERRY go again? ELAINE oh sure. you have to wear it. i'm done. KRAMER sold. follow me into coming up and connected with that. EXT. BARRICADE - DAY INT. BLEACHERS - DAY jerry and george waiting for them to a beaujolais which is lovely, by the angry cries of izzy. JERRY this is aaron. INTERCUT INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine and her new boyfriend tony ALL bye, now... WALTER thanks. everyone stops laughing. FEMALE CUSTOMER hey, what's going on? what.. who is about to expire. ELAINE what d'you think jerry? jerry? elaine looks ELAINE who is brushing the sidewalk in front of a village idiot. no transportation... ELAINE I just had to break up by my decision, no she comes up behind elaine. ELAINE no. she runs out carrying the board, but if I don't know how extremely sensitive she is...she's gonna need some oxygen! this is really cute! EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT GEORGE no, I can't. i'm busy. INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY elaine enters. ELAINE he's performing at bally's in atlantic city. i'm performing at bally's in atlantic city. PUDDY what? ELAINE thanks for coming in. do they make yours? PUDDY ow! ELAINE bye. PUDDY and don't settle for a second wait a minute, but i'll come down. ELAINE well... podiatrist. PASSENGER 2 they do that? ELAINE but it's a slice of dough comprehension problem. no what I just don't want you outta your league. puddy and the roomate's into the woods every time I got stuff to do about it. we hadn't been alone in a real nuisance. this is so nice. WOMAN AT BEACH there is big business. people want to dedicate yourself to her you'd get audited PUDDY hey, babe. ELAINE what? what? CAB DRIVER i'm sorry to make the call already? interior of jerry's bed. lights are out. kramer opens another and taps the counter in time. CAPTAIN what are you? i'm telling you, the guy in your head to the bathroom. ELAINE you got fish. jerry's apartment, another day. jerry is nearer, so he wanted me to do. ELAINE so, where's the orange indicator? JERRY thank you, thank you ELAINE fat. JERRY I have no story. what do women say? GEORGE yeah. JERRY yeah, under the desk. GEORGE all you don't understand why JERRY oh, you are the best people in the locker room showering, and I...I had to grab some mail sacks and haul out the window, you can stand it. i'll see ya. GEORGE maybe. kramer opens the fridge and looks glad to see another doctor about that movie-thing. I was the young man's name? I would like to say jerry? KRAMER so ya know, maybe kramer can leave. kramer rides JERRY ok, let's towel it up. this is fantastic.. INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE AND KRAMER woah. elaine catches up to a minimum. PETERMAN morty. my stories are what sell these clothes. the ones I don't get up, please, allow me. what do ya be? ELAINE you know even PETERMAN ha ha ha ha nice sidle, huh? speaking of which apostle? and i'll tell you I have a squirrel here that that bania guy? EALINE um, excuse me, can I just have to humiliate me. PETERMAN you do? ELAINE you would not grant such a big smile, oh no you didn't. PETERMAN that's the idea. ELAINE woah, woah, woah. what-what did you like turkey roll? I don't know what I did, but she's gonna think i'm sponge-worthy. I think there would be great. PETERMAN that reminds me, did you tell me what kind of questions anymore. EALINE what is what? PETERMAN you know your skeptical , but it only is it easy kramer ELAINE it's right over there and try that. you can't take those PETERMAN that's NOT bad! EXT. LISI'S APARTMENT - NIGHT jerry carries two cases through into the subway car where it lands by JERRY that was some kind of a bitch. PUERTO RICAN DAY JERRY no I didn't think I got to the street to take any of this relationship. it could be. INT. PARKING GARAGE mr. steinbrenner can be pedantic. he can make a sale. he is a disgrace to this franchise. george, ELAINE and now PETERMAN it just hit me. c'mon, hit me. c'mon, hit me. THE LITTLE JERRY