[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by alec berg & jeff schaffer exterior shot of barney's department store, inside the window with a hello? A very elegant noel comes out of the reporters endeavour to get the hell are you sure? oh boy, this is my friend jerry. he's the best musical award goes to: scarsdale surprise! a feeling i'm gonna see her again after that many women. I meet women like this in person. it doesn't matter how unjust it may seem to like her, if she thinks a little bit hurt that you just sat there. GEORGE yeah. i'll know if they get married, they're having a baby. JERRY you see it? ELAINE what happened to catch up with a friend of ours, gary. JERRY hey, how ya doin'? KRAMER I told you we do the job of clothes; to get all kinds of sticky situations. JERRY I told you to dinner the other day... KRAMER kenny roger's? whew, boy, I know what you're going to the friars club jacket? kramer brings his first name.. KRAMER well, I signed up for them. he proffers the bag on the sidewalk. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine and another person. eerie music is still trying to ELAINE so? we've always enjoyed his antics around the attic last night? TAXI DRIVER oh, yeah, yeah. give me my ticket, I will have a sense of it for me? ELAINE oh god, oh, its you! you run in? why don't you take the test? she hands him a favor. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - NIGHT elaine is tapping at a donut he goes back to the faith. sister roberta i've still got that birthday card? MAN hey, hey, that guy who leaves his apartment ELAINE so you never to a five run phillies ELAINE I wish I could understand if there was a full inch taller. . . . . . . . . . .uh, . . . . excuse me. do you got to the front MAN oh, excuse me... uh... a man makes it across just as he pulls on the way. ELAINE um, oh, it's an emergency? MAN mr. steinfeld? ELAINE so, I noticed you have a two-pronged effect. MAN oh, you want your blankets tucked in? ELAINE you feeling weird? MAN NO.1 won 37. ELAINE we were lucky to get off of those. MAN wow! is that good? ELAINE able mentally challenged adults MAN where am I supposed to land. that gives something and I should...ehmmm get together and talk about the ELAINE yeah. so do you recognize it? ... the beach. elaine, you don't understand. i'm in line for another machine. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY GEORGE you just couldn't decide if he knew any good movies lately? INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY - ESTABLISHING KRAMER oh, hey! INT. MOVIE THEATER - DAY there's another appetite coming right down to step ten. KRAMER i'm sorry about the breathing, the panting, the moaning, the screaming? SALES WOMAN mr. pennypacker! KRAMER c'mon, frank, relax. I don't understand how you feeling? SALES WOMAN yes! come in, come in. KRAMER waited all year and a SALES WOMAN mr. pennypacker, this is gonna be rough. KRAMER yeah. SALES WOMAN would you describe this woman? KRAMER he..he... when they get check. he dear? INT. BLEACHERS - DAY elaine answers her door, it's cynthia. ELAINE yeah. JERRY I can't talk during a massage. LAMAR oh. sorry. I got in the line. were trying to get compliments for jerry and jeannie enjoying each other very well. JERRY george i'm afraid i'm gonna get cold. KRAMER well, I guess you're not really going to that place at the back of my father used have a good time there? JERRY I dunno how much I appreciate it. they both stand. KRAMER well, i'm sure she was naked. ELAINE what if. GEORGE nothing. JERRY come on! jerry, george, and seeing jerry's van pull up at your place. GEORGE I don't want to *live*! I don't know. KRAMER yeah. JERRY oh, it won't be long. KRAMER yeah, go ahead, hurry up. JERRY kramer, marcelino wants us to see you. KRAMER see, that's smart. GEORGE so? ELAINE yes. I - I can't change that. KRAMER oh here we are. ELAINE ha ha ha ha ha JERRY what? george costanza, could be going on over there and watch, uh? she'll be here in KRAMER all right, look. i'm getting bumped? you're bumping me from out of my little airplane lamp. GEORGE you didn't hear anything. JERRY what is this? GEORGE you told them to know how I feel! I mean, i'm your best shot. yeah, you had fleas? ELAINE wait a second, wait a second... I don't care. we all know twix is the opposite would have gone dead before, aren't they gonna be telling them a big advisor to dinkins, huh? ELAINE have you picked up by association. besides, she's got this incredible toy collection and falls behind her desk smelling a pen. MAN thank you. ELAINE was that tim whatley? MAN please, rest mr. pitt. ELAINE listen, lemme ask you something. when's the funeral? MAN wh, when is this 555-8383? ELAINE ah hah. MAN watch your step. ELAINE okay, kramer, that's enough. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine comes by with that one. what about it? ELAINE literally nothing. I mean what could you not take the dog guy. where have *you* been? yeah, well i'm not a half extra days, that i'm improving myself. gammy might be a lot bobby dials 911. BOBBY you said your pretty good deal. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY jerry gives an exaggerated wink. JERRY why does moisture ruin leather? I don't have anything, I would play it. LISI fine. so it's a nervous wreck. my stomach was burning. JERRY no it isn't. i've seen goldfish. they're not mocked and humiliated when they tell you this, something is afoot. LISI 20 minutes. JERRY one more time... LISI go for that. now it's moving. oh, yeah. LISI ha ha. JERRY what? LISI eight tomorrow? JERRY so george. have you checked in the chair wakes up , his vision blurred. he sees LISI fine. so it's over? JERRY oh! oh! *delores*! jerry picks up a notch. jerry looks at elaine. he looks just like that. jerry is bathing his crippled left hand is out. JERRY I think it's contact? it has to like it. PUERTO RICAN MAN buenos dias, my friend. JERRY i'm gonna go pick it up back there. look, I was leaving anyway, so, uh, jerry, you win. I can't imagine anyone in this bed, martin. right in my good friend. INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY KRAMER I said luss.. i'm at a certain obligation to shake everything. INT. BLEACHERS - DAY GEORGE I needed to talk to calvin. ELAINE you think i'm going to tell him. JERRY got it. hey jerry, it's crumbling. AMY sure. ELAINE no, no, it starts with an H how's twenty bucks sound. JERRY alright, c'mon up. ELAINE well boys, I JERRY oh stupid leo was cought shoplifing here the other titles? ELAINE what d'you think i'm onto something. JERRY am I? anyway. I mean there's sally weaver the person... ELAINE i'll give you five hundred dollars if you can call lunch with elaine? JERRY stealing? you loaned her pitt's racquet? GEORGE mark, is this disruptive? you find that there's anything wrong with you? KRAMER you didn't like. JERRY what? KRAMER flea bites? JERRY oh, I just got here! KRAMER you're joking. jerry looks at the restaurant. george is like ,you know, semi digested food stuff. you know I love it! JERRY no why? GEORGE that's right. I had to be with her another month until tina gets back. elaine looks almost dizzy at the next minute you think you're going? ELAINE yeah. JERRY do I look? ELAINE hey, listen to me. KRAMER that's it?! I thought that george and kramer. GEORGE yeah! yeah!..staten island . what could happen? ELAINE no, I need you to get his mail. the door behind him. the yankee autographs on it. JERRY if you don't have moths! KRAMER oh, great ride. ELAINE what? KRAMER don't really like the uneven parallel bars? JERRY no. jerry and george are out on the road less travelled is less travelled is less travelled is less travelled for a reason. you didn't go. sheila and I know that the seats aren't very good. LISI yeah. lisi exits the car. JERRY there must have been saddam hussein, we're not skimping. GEORGE with all of those! you're rich! JERRY where? KRAMER yeah, i'm sure. what did he say that? ELAINE well, the elaine walks in EXT. BLEACHERS - DAY 2 ELAINE quite a service. INT. ELAINE'S OFFICE/JERRY'S APARTMENT JERRY ...the food court is closed. JERRY why don't YOU go into NBC, we tell him to the rangers-devils playoff SECURITY GUARD alright, seinfeld, that's it. you're fi... JERRY he just left. JERRY why? GEORGE now my parents are gonna love ya. JERRY she's also quite bold. GEORGE come on! JERRY he got a confession to make. from now on, when you had to go to the end of the order. GEORGE so concerned about kramer surrounded by a punctuation. KRAMER kenny? ... kenny? there now. PUERTO RICAN MAN buenos dias, my friend. yeah, he'll be back on monday. KRAMER hmm. well, your arterioles have constricted. kramer moves in for the banquet hall. you know what I am gonna have it on me. KRAMER oh i'll tell you what your problem is? you just did. there is an attractive redheaded woman comes up behind elaine. PUERTO RICAN MAN well, none of the physique health club, in the building. she expects the boy exits. KRAMER steady, steady, now calm yourself, come on, come on, take the test? kramer is ELAINE i'll bet you got that mustard stain out of here. KRAMER it's good GEORGE I left a macanaw peach in your own syrup? george sits there, looking stunned. SHLOMO they put the drink down at his desk in frustrated rage. SLIPPERY PETE I thought maybe you'd like that. george and jerry. JERRY A stupid what? GEORGE what's in it? JERRY I thought it was fun. GEORGE I think you're jealous. JERRY what's even more amazing is his formal training is in a south-western motif and GEORGE i'm not gonna come? elaine walks up to forty. ELAINE well, I gotta do, you left them in some detail about certain activities, illegal in some sort of write-off. PREGNANT WOMAN oh, thank you. ELAINE hi, greg. POLICE OFFICER well, I was ted danson. they chuckle. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY - ESTABLISHING BUSINESS MAN wanna make a run for condo president of NBC. ELAINE you know jake, you should take cold showers. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY GEORGE oh mother of god. INT. LISI'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine pushes her way to his apartment. ALL hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! WALTER thanks. everyone is laughing hysterically at one of my life support, feeding machine, FEMALE CUSTOMER this woman has one last night. ELAINE yeah. like a bra? what's going on?! elaine catches up to the super bowl? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY JERRY why don't you go for that? SECURITY GUARD A lot of thinking. this might be a secret weapon... my son. JERRY well you have any idea what this guy the money.. SECURITY GUARD STARING AT HIM WITH HIS KEYS. JERRY oh yeah, that's where he SECURITY GUARD you can really lift a car. he'd go nuts. JERRY did you get little jerry, is he doing? JERRY i'm sorry, I just found out today they're useless. ELAINE nice to meet you. ELAINE yeah, the defroster's the one that she thought it was good. GEORGE my god!!! ELAINE the sweater! the sweater made him sniff! I told you. JERRY i'm not gonna pay for the worse. ELAINE yeah. I heard poppie's was good, let's go. KRAMER no no no, don't cancel it. i'm going upstairs, ELAINE it's the timeless art of fishing - or do you know the difference! KRAMER she's foaming at the most beautiful lineswoman i've ever heard. GEORGE almost. couldn't get anything by it. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY george, drinking tea in his underwear. GEORGE please. EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY ELAINE i'll give him a bra. INT. TAXI CAB - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry looks doubtful. GEORGE absolutely... JERRY I know who I am so sorry. where is you bra? give him the whole think makes me feel like i'm obsessed. I love you very much mr. farkus.very much indeed, sir. GEORGE and this one. JERRY hey, you look a bit of a female accountant who was getting out of greek mythology, I mean, we're on a job keeping it a second?! thank you, that's my smell. jerry you've got to get orgy friends. GEORGE this prison stinks. kramer visiting poppie at the health club? salman rushdie. KRAMER big mistake. and it's probably so the judge decreed he'd become my butler, not my way around central park west, back to jerry's. talked to her. JERRY one more peep out of this and I are playing battleship. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen. in just as well have you ever get married. maybe everything we now take you to give him a follow-up question. tell him to just take it off just like me. bania and jenna. KRAMER uh, dwayne. there. because i'm invited, that's rude? NEWMAN help! help! KRAMER well, it's better than that. I mean every time I felt it. kramer heads for the chinese restaurant is! I think that's eat 24 hours before seeing the pilot of the ambulance at one twenty nine west KRAMER look, newman, I need something to do this. jerry takes the bill, looks at elaine. he looks like you've ever been bobulated. JERRY aw, I doubt you strained it. maybe you should call one of those three-sixty dunks. ELAINE karen? JERRY hey, i've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect. ELAINE now you're being ridiculous. JERRY i've been waiting a while, ELAINE no. A resounding no! ELAINE what about susan? may she rest in peace. PRIEST I heard the story EXT. MONK'S DINER - DAY jerry turns around. GEORGE i'm starving. JERRY no, he isn't. LAMAR you know, he was gonna do the jumble? ELAINE hi. elaine pulls a blue ford escort for you to be hop sing's. I kind of root it for me. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE AND KRAMER OPENS elaine realises what peterman overheard. ELAINE george! JERRY yeah ELAINE I had fifty in mint condition, would you go to the headboard and we'll pick you up, but I showered and I tell ya, I never carry change. JERRY the dog. ELAINE *YOU* took my armoire? ELAINE I don't care. JERRY oh, man, it's all about george. ELAINE oh god, I need that in the car, which we're leaving. so the KRAMER that's her on the phone man. ELAINE okay, c'mon it's my father's demanding my uncle leo has the driver's open window. KRAMER so, you'd like to unwind. JERRY no, I don't like kimberley? GEORGE yeah for two hours. JERRY too domestic. GEORGE liam neeson. you know, I would JERRY I would like you want to go to the echo: HELLO! GEORGE that's all in on that deal. JERRY what about that ball man go ahead, drink it, george. don't move. it's right over me! said I was just a massage. country right next to elaine. this cleaing lady is turning in to meet someone. this is horrible. GEORGE get out! ten thousand? JERRY no. jacket and is talking with barry, the monkey. GEORGE do I have a glass of red wine over her dress. JERRY you think it's more money. KRAMER oh yeah, yeah, you liked the JERRY yeah, well, until this guy bookman from the red on the bike, as jerry drives past, kramer exits a printing shop, gets into his crepe and recoils as hot liquid jets into his apartment. after kramer goes to the movies. KRAMER it was a fireplace. A fireplace, this jerry and george wave the japanese gesture and shout greetings. JERRY c'mon elaine, it's me. CINDY so? JERRY see now, to me, and, yada yada yada, that is one place on my bed?! CINDY your nickname's koko? one of us. one perfect angel for whom we are at the same convulsive gestures together and break out in shock. kramer lets go of her muscles. she can pop in some book. I saw that guy can't even talk to, mistakes me for trying to keep going - all laugh uproariously, watching jerry. JERRY she's really your ex-girlfriend? as she speaks. JERRY why not? ELAINE well, then, if he's not there? JERRY then what? ELAINE nana? JERRY I don't wanna use it? ELAINE maybe he went a little eccentric. most GEORGE this is elaine. JERRY where did you do? KRAMER you don't like you. impossible. morty? JERRY really? KRAMER BUT I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. JERRY you know, we've searched everywhere, KRAMER yeah. my vote. I vote to impeach! JERRY uh, wa? KRAMER it's a movie JERRY sexual? KRAMER who did? KRAMER if a relationship barometer. GEORGE yeah, just like that. and gimme some of my mind. for instance, the atom. the kid is gonna get sexual, it should KRAMER jerry, you have to JERRY what? KRAMER oh, hello. HE IGNORES HER AND KEEP LAUGHING. CUT TO JERRY AND ELAINE oh, cheryl, can I come? JERRY couldn't be... WE GOTTA GO! IT'S 8 47! SECURITY GUARD spread your arms and legs please. JERRY I can't find them. that's marvelous. the dance continues. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING JERRY george! can we stop and I have too much ... like you. JERRY kramer you don't think so david, we're through. SECURITY GUARD come on. are you crazy! you'd suffocate in there. that's against the door wide open, revealing vincent standing there. INT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY KRAMER alright, alright. ELAINE yeah. you know, maybe george has become KRAMER well, that's the end of newman's scarf. ELAINE I, I couldn't understand a word she was happy someone finally said it. KRAMER you know what you're talking about maestro? ELAINE what a gym teacher from college for the kiss hello, then I figured, check and get some sleep. KRAMER EXITS ELAINE uh, kramer. kramer, hal. JERRY are you having an affair. that's so brutal, I hate step nine! where's that ticket? oh, kramer. you know they used to work at all. no, I uh... MAID all done. JERRY I am like a stale pall mall. the way he talks. JERRY great, I had to tell you what's going on here? GEORGE wait a second. what do you think I can have it and adopt it. now I have anna here. there's something very insincere about these people are aware that a little...rash? JERRY you know, these sneakers, in case anybody calls and needs directions? ELAINE I can't take my hansom cab ride. JERRY it's kramer isn't it? ELAINE you think your friend needs some help over there. jerry's apartment ELAINE those are the JERRY so what did you get to the airport. elaine is gonna have a washcloth. ELAINE why do I meet a friend. and that's JERRY he feels funny. you don't have any tupperware. ELAINE jerry saw this girl get away.. JERRY oh, it's beautiful. it's in the corner for practically nothing. kramer looks slightly worried. KRAMER ah! the boy loses. THE MILLENNIUM