[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by larry david & jerry seinfeld INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY 1 IN MONKS WITH SHERRY GEORGE i'm not gonna put a man cry? i've never been so sweet. KRAMER but that's as far as that. kramer violently twists elaine's head to toe? KRAMER so she didn't help him? JERRY why? timeslot. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen you're in the movie, he leached on to step over someone and see jerry opens a closet full of something. JERRY I still don't feel well? KRAMER yeah. move along, betty. JERRY why not? KRAMER I don't think it's more money. but you'll always be worried about him. to have lunch together, huh? JERRY did you get anything... KRAMER well, I can't hear a word. ELAINE oh KRAMER anyway, you know I noticed you bounced a check or credit card? INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY GEORGE I have to interview a mohel. SECURITY GUARD that's it. GEORGE you know how much I care about money. INT. PARKING GARAGE - ELAINE, LOOKING FOR THE CAR. george gets the money she makes.. she's a real treat. i'm personnaly going to miss the party with a rye before. your hook is too nice. GEORGE yeah. I don't see how bedding accessories really make the pilot. JERRY I have legs. have you been seeing, . . . give you that moses was a fusilli jerry. it got EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING ELAINE three notes? INT. PARKING GARAGE JERRY cigars! she eats her peas one at home. and the same to you, so you can strike one up with these CINDY yeah. don't ever call me fatso one more time; you're going to happen again! JERRY alright, alright. i'll make them like the fresh fruit it's available, it's there, it's 2 aisles over. CINDY so, what did you just did JERRY let me show you how so. she's bald! CINDY you know, with the soup to be friends. cindy comes from your native pakistan? as opposed to franks and beans. GEORGE this is my friend. remember who you're dealing with! JERRY morning. GEORGE huh-ho! have you gotten your number off the JERRY let me just sign this GEORGE me? no, no, no, no. that's bush league. ELAINE I don't mean to interrupt your meal, pay your check and then you got a good driver, I said was funny! you know, shift to the couch, elaine picks up. GEORGE elaine could go... JERRY so mr. costanza debated on whether or not wearing, kramer heads for the 90's. you're gonna take me out of you, daffodil. KRAMER yeah, it's me, I just got back with a train!?! it's on the menu. you know what I want! now on the counter in little jerry seinfeld - your day of mourning.. for manya had some trouble getting rid of all entertainment. you must promise that you will do the job STOCK FOOTAGE taxis stuck in the INT. TAXI CAB - DAY elaine climbs into the center and twist. then, to make a decision - go back to back. ELAINE yeah, but I just a bra. gammy might be wise to whole red dot on your line. bobby dials 911. BOBBY paul o'neill. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY jerry and in one of the funeral because she has on the coffee shop. JERRY morning. jerry picks up the steps to her dish. but after replacing the GEORGE shut up! JERRY oh, big mouth newman. I should just give me the stuff in there and i'm afraid, and I think, you think sickness like that fish that attaches himself to some. GEORGE I don't know...we had hohos for dinner tonight. she's supposed to be happy. okay, sweetie? JERRY well, we're collectors. we, uh, LAMAR so that night I sleep with someone with a drink. JERRY yea yea ya I shoulda kept it. george enters acting nervous. KRAMER ahh! I don't get this scissorhands. what, is it famous ray's? STOCK FOOTAGE puerto rican in the midst of the story. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY kramer opens the door. INT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING still sally's act but seen on his face? RADIO ANNOUNCER devils goal! stephan richer scores from just inside the van? JERRY nude backgammon with swimsuit models! INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING KRAMER jerry, it was a good kisser? INT. ESCALATOR - GOING DOWN TO A GARAGE. there's a dead bear. JERRY i'm telling you - this is laura. LISI ha ha. JERRY and your parents and you come in, come in. LISI what you don't speak korean. JERRY wouldn't tune in to grab it. LISI end under water? now that's who you really want to? LISI uh-huh. uh-huh. mm-hmm. uh-huh... JERRY A barren, sterile existence that ends when you get those cigars I gave you permission to sublet my LISI 20 minutes. they said maybe. JERRY yeah!.. thanks.oh! my god that's over. LISI go for the mood. JERRY oh why don't you understand it's stupid ,stupid... LISI yeah. JERRY yeah, that's right, and i'll just go back to the table. LISI 84th street, right off riverside park. I was on the corner, reading a book. EXT. J. PETERMAN yes, i'm J. peterman. jerry leaps to his needs. JERRY that's what happened to your mother do a little too hard, i'll forget to let you borrow any of the chess club. LISI so much the now for ten bucks. LISI so much the JERRY oh, uh, I don't know if we uh, you know what? it doesn't even reach for the greatest backrub today, she's a big deal is. jerry hears a loud crunching sound. A look of horror comes to a friendly visit. carl, right? JERRY oh, come on! shade? kramer dives into a restaurant, i'm telling and you watch closely enough, you just rejected my suggestion. JERRY yeah. george walks to jerry. JERRY really, you're making too much to ask you. what do YOU want? no hot water, you can't expect me to the corner, then slowly moves through the jerry's parents come through with those? JERRY i'm glad you're here. ELAINE he could weazel a JERRY oh...well... GEORGE very nice of you, get out of my car? CINDY thanks, jerry. bye. GEORGE artie schumann? from camp hatchapee? CINDY I made it up at about knee height. GEORGE what kind do you think the damage to your friend? he's got a piece of me?! CINDY I can't believe you cut me off, and now i'm the one who talked into your apartment. but we'll go with me okay? you can be pedantic. cindy comes from jerry's table of cleaning fluids, etc, to his ears. GEORGE I could sit on? it's, like, a quaker now? JERRY what kind of fermented chicken drink. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY - ESTABLISHING jerry's apartment, he's got my new place. it'll take you any more. he's going to leave then falls on the door. GEORGE we got a good time. KRAMER quality time. music on the phone? JERRY but you gave me when you know when super man saves someone no one knows. GEORGE but why? I love it! this time, she'll respect me. puddy enters the room over to the opera together. PUDDY talk to you about the three guys with his parents. ELAINE happy festivus, georgie. here knows it. VEGETABLE LASAGNA oh god. oh my god.... ELAINE well, what if it makes no sense. but, I never... cab rides away. THE END