[generated output in 1 tries] THE CAR THIEVE GUY RUNS AWAY FROM THE DOOR THAT JERRY AND ELAINE LOOK AT THE PICTURE? written by alec barely acknowledges the greeting and takes off his eyebrows quizzically. jerry smiles exterior of yankee stadium, and g's job interview george? A cigar-smoking kramer and newman sit on the tab. why, what's wrong with your heart out of my locker ... a large list in front of the aisle. GEORGE no! I don't know anything about that. this JERRY was it to me. KRAMER oh yeah yeah, don't investigate, don't pay me anything. my life is worth to him? JERRY I was just trying to make her rinse it in new york. KRAMER yeah. just give up. you can't - oh uh THEY FINALLY YANK THE BABY AWAY FROM THE DISTRAUGHT KRAMER. JERRY everything. KRAMER ja ja ja - just take the IQ test for this stupid shouldn't be allowed to be a problem for me. ELAINE well, at least I can see that. that's going to be. perhaps our paths will cross KRAMER euh.. we don't the two drive off. GEORGE so, what do you want me to say that the new yorker. KRAMER ya, you have a way to work at it. when I was looking at me? GEORGE i'm a library card. KRAMER i'd look again. so, how are all the GEORGE I don't work in this city seems to be the problem? KRAMER you gotta go! GEORGE are you saying? JERRY ah come on. GEORGE I didn't notice. oh, what are you, gonna take the k-man. JERRY what do I still have no idea when.. they'll arrive. GEORGE okay. the door of the window again. JERRY no, they won't let me just see if he's crazy he's out there? oh, my god. yes, you did. how dare you? come on, let's go. listen to me. GEORGE you know, people could watch you! you said you could do that? george and jane haven't had one of our relationship. ELAINE uh, great! GEORGE really? jerry laying on his car. it's still bleak. ELAINE well, so, what do you see any dinner invitations forthcoming. JERRY everybody's moving to california! ELAINE by making time with my family. JERRY I mean, I feel I gotta get permission from me. when my father opened his shirt... ELAINE do you ? JERRY thank you. ELAINE oh, he's just trying to be. JERRY because he's so tiny! kramer puts down the nachos. KRAMER oh. jerry, great news. I find the best cantaloupe I ever become a valid form of government. you see, when you're getting that bike. city hall. music plays, and pedestrians walk by faster than that! dies and his parents at their two previous meetings. MAN oh, excuse me.. look, ray, you were hungry. george begins to gather the signs from the other show. MAN NO.1 ah, whaddya say we climb a rock concert. WOMAN eh, hey why don't you see. you see! listen when is that the end of the chair? how long is this guy again. jerry and george are speechless - staring at me. I kept it. sweat. kramer and lloyd sits beside kramer, who looks queasy. BANIA you promised a kid with a dot on your dates. KRAMER oh, hey. JERRY so you can attach it to you, then where is the black man had ever been bobulated. KRAMER well, it's my head! JERRY i'm in KRAMER they moved in together? JERRY when you got the ring. KRAMER five bucks??? JERRY alright, fine. i'm walking out of this one. KRAMER well, you know that? JERRY oh yeah, yeah. whatever. alright, i'll get you another one. you got a twelve-minute bit about jimmy olson KRAMER wha two thousand? three thousand? kramer starts to leave. come on. come on. KRAMER oh I can't. i'll get going. JERRY don't flatter yourself, my friend. GEORGE alright, let's do it. it's kramer. george and susan slams JERRY i'm sure it's only for KRAMER well somebody had a piece of fruit, you've bought KRAMER you can't concentrate. shut up ! I think I could always read the comics off. JERRY it's like this before. KRAMER oh, yeah. what's her favorite movie? ELAINE well would you change lanes? would you be at KRAMER I just heard the story GEORGE wa, uh, ... you're spontaneous. you're JERRY it's just a giant box of raisins? GEORGE well, I already made ELAINE yeah. GEORGE you think that's them! JERRY game over. GEORGE yeah. puddy touching the plate again. PUDDY yeah, that's pretty long. ELAINE well it's a man gave me... PUDDY I know how much this is what you want to see the old ELAINE wait, wait , . . . . PUDDY what did you get back to you? elaine shows up at that moment. ELAINE what? JERRY what? ELAINE george! JERRY but I haven't made my way over here. ELAINE uh, this power. i'm dangerous jerry, i'm telling you, get out a JERRY well, that's out of there for a trip. kramer has placed some of my life. when I was wondering if you can have it and I will not blow this. ELAINE no, but that's normal. they heard it? JERRY oh, i'm just gonna go. LISI so, what are you doing , come and get some birdseed, and-and I forgot to clean it up, or your goons. JERRY i'm heading over to jerry. LISI I thought i'd just like to stick tissue up there JERRY hey! LISI then may I ask you a taste. what do you care? lisi leaves. JERRY hi. sorry i'm late. both jerry and elaine seated at a bakery. LISI eight tomorrow? lisi is crying and jerry enter a store stocked with the cake box. JERRY he looks around, and a fish mongers a pretty sight. GEORGE d'oh...oh, oh, the lowers want to take it. JERRY go over that table, you pick up the van wyck, but gentlemen, I think I may be beautiful and rich and successful. assistance. GEORGE yeah, your milk. generation. JERRY you did?! GEORGE what are you doing? this is um, kramer. JERRY I mean, they open the ELAINE no no no i'm not. I *was* bald. JERRY what's that nut? ELAINE I guess I wouldn't have found JERRY no. things pop into your apartment? GEORGE all right, okay. we're in cahoots. JERRY definitely. ELAINE yes, that's his coat. kramer is manhandling the forty percent was too much JERRY I thought you were integral. ELAINE books, jerry. KRAMER why don't you just say? GEORGE yeah, well I don't think so aaron, uh, I need your permission? shlomo and slippery pete carrying a small stage with a lesser bobka. SLIPPERY PETE you think I can use! GEORGE nothing. KRAMER oh, well then your teeth are tough to get. GEORGE he's an alcoholic. I told the big man wants a to get some special attention. JERRY go look at this GEORGE ah, shut up. JERRY three. GEORGE they say JERRY no, poppie! no!! GEORGE something happened to pick it up! JERRY I like them. assistance. GEORGE big news? generation. JERRY sons of bitches! good luck with that. that's going to be funny, so he wanted to let you pick hoover? was he wearing a rubber fire. GEORGE I believe its the wedding. you'll catch your death of her. BOY hey pops, isn't there a lot of thinking. this might be time to change it. GEORGE he didn't want her in an alley somewhere. the bedroom, carrying a garbage LADY and I saw it. I don't want to. LADY poor. A man who was the whole thing is the biggest night of the lobby, and the man's an idiot. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY the river. the two drive off. ELAINE that man in no position to make a mistake? he went right into a movie? she comes over, you're cleaning up a paper, at the prison. ELAINE in the she succeeds in knocking over a few items, waiting to hear it. ELAINE bye. BOY hey pops, isn't there like statue of limitations on that? ELAINE I mean, think comprehens- i'm not letting me in. EXT. J. PETERMAN yes, yes. yes. me, too. ay, it's gorgeous. fine, you don't have to sick my chin on top of the house. GEORGE well, she is my business, all it takes a most unappealing turn. INT. TAXI CAB - DAY george, jerry and morty don't look good. I think she liked me. I, I want it back! GEORGE what about me? I was sweeping my SHLOMO eat the chili then you get to know she turns around, boom, he's gone. GEORGE it's an ordeal. and they both break out in shock. kramer lets go of him! SHLOMO so what do you feel? GEORGE what, did you get a second lets not even the president! SLIPPERY PETE I thought I was, but then I looked everywhere. I go to the traveling secretary. GEORGE she made me a dog. he licked himself and left the keys back. KRAMER that's pretty obvious. JERRY definitely. I plan to, i'm not kramer. jerry looks over, but his lower back. LISI so, what did she enjoy it? lisi leaves and closes her eyes. JERRY okay. they share a cab. LISI boy, did he react when you get your car phone. now let's push this giant box out in shock. kramer lets go JERRY no no no. jerry holds up his bowl of spaghetti. LAMAR hey, jackass! get me a check for my new friends - the cabin, is, kind of, uh, talking to me. JERRY my parents get home, they open it now? LAMAR you know, the very idea, i'll never do it. JERRY not yet. LAMAR you know, if pig-man had a pony. how was florida? jerry enters. JERRY yeah, I got a show in ithaca. ELAINE what? what news? GEORGE yeah. you've heard of it. and then belches. KRAMER yeah, but you're extremely attractive. you're gorgeous. i'm looking for a few minutes ago. kramer peels and eats a slice of the east coast map, this time they screw up again seinfeld, because if you have great hearing. KRAMER yeahh. I owe you jerry holds out the window. JERRY i've got to buy dinner? INTERCUT INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY elaine cracking up when she threw out my napkin. ELAINE george? CAB DRIVER i'm very nervous. i'm auditioning to be in costume! interior of a loving character, like the van. the CAPTAIN who is operating the ELAINE kramer, ahem, remember that new year's party he threw your organizer out the window. jerry's car, the car rental agency, jerry's eating a KRAMER well, now you are here to talk about mail all day. JERRY strange. even not showing up. GEORGE who's bozo? JERRY oh, you didn't realize? how could you tell me his name? who is pushed george pulling out his wallet to pay for the walking. KRAMER what about bran? JERRY NBC is letting me leave. KRAMER hey buddy. remember me? he's demented, listen to me, and uh, that's it. you're both out. cindy walks into the living room area. CINDY I can't get any air! he couldn't handle the weight. she checks her answering machine. CINDY no. my money. she says something to wear, something to eat? she practically ran the company into the delivery boy approaching with wendy. elaine KRAMER yeah. JERRY elaine! no! no! it's an odd thing. he went home alright, with a bottle of wine. KRAMER who are you? HE NUDGES JERRY. JERRY so, how'd your foot fall asleep? KRAMER no, well, I didn't have to pay me. kramer is talking to the restaurant across the room to move them. JERRY $40 seems kind of root it for the guy in hell who's talkng GEORGE where did you ever pretend there's like, murderers chasing you, and good judgment i've ever seen elaine dance? JERRY yeah, she had an arguement about me and be with you anymore. GEORGE do you want something to eat. GEORGE no! absolutely not! ELAINE what? GEORGE I just sort of rubber container with oil and then I ELAINE well, again, sorry about the driver? JERRY you leave the message? kramer is lying on the bike, and a guy with a clatter. he falls to the coffee shop KRAMER hey, I wonder if you noticed, people don't like the curls? GEORGE well, what'd you have? KRAMER I thought you'd have to GEORGE it was hot? were you guys should think about it. KRAMER well, why not? JERRY strike two! GEORGE what is it? george and elaine are walking KRAMER don't... STOCK FOOTAGE taxis stuck in traffic at the coffee shop, and this is an acrobat. I don't want to meet you. INT. SECURITY GUARD'S OFFICE elaine moves the rear view mirror so she rings ELAINE this is about the other japanese. JERRY yeah! GEORGE so you lie! how hard it's getting late, can I help you? think they look like pirates. you know, we were talking about their relationship and they gave me! elaine walks to his scalp. ELAINE yeah, well... JERRY he needs the help.... ELAINE what's the matter with him? ... ME TOO .. what happened? what are we going? why are they already? JERRY they do the worst gift I ever had to be funny, so he can stay. ELAINE so how was the butler, it's too late for hayman's hygiene. jerry's apartment, there's girls right here for a living, newman? ELAINE I didn't mean anything. JERRY he was working at this ashtray. I hate buying them. I can beat the pacers by more than they did the song about? ELAINE no, I never meet people like it was the engagement. i've shown I can get yourself some plugs, or a folding chair? ELAINE oh, hi, jerry. we're calling this off right now. you get hungry? kramer opens the door. KRAMER I come in? ELAINE I thought we were talking about me. they're all the losers. GEORGE have you been rotating the tires? GEORGE yeah. you almost ruined his deal at NBC that's gonna be on our honeymoon. ELAINE this is... uh... you *really* lost weight. GEORGE how could anybody not like a discount. JERRY so, puddy, I decided i'm not gay. my name's sanger, mel sanger. I drive naked. naked. GEORGE jerry it's funny, I don't know. so why didn't you tell me he's a bum. JERRY well, that's only hiring large-breasted women. GEORGE so, if you read from a submarine and you too, lorraine! george laughs and shovels another load of groceries, so that we'll be fine, what did who say? GEORGE i'm the chucker. it'll take you to clean up on us? no - I was about 1200 bucks. SHLOMO I definitely thought we're stealing it. GEORGE what, minelli's!?! SLIPPERY PETE it doesn't matter. it's moors - there's no tomorrow. GEORGE there was a kid all the time. SLIPPERY PETE so do I, but I had to talk to him than meets the eye. GEORGE yeah, I guess. why? SLIPPERT PETE oh, you just walk in on friday! oh, come on. SHLOMO so what did you say that again? GEORGE she might never fully heal. I may get to tell me. KRAMER ohh! GEORGE oh no! i'm vigilant. they'll never let me just say i'm selling! KRAMER oh man, I wish there were too compatible.. our conversations were so inclined. GEORGE you find it very hard to understand. because i've been through this! you don't like , I stink , you know the only one at a party here. you think about doing a SHLOMO they put the cable companies to resolve their dispute? they're gonna be doing us both killed! GEORGE jerry, you have your name again? KRAMER hey, this guy's giving me her number! JERRY what? timeslot. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen, jerry seinfeld! jerry and george. JERRY is that nobody stops you from houston! CINDY I made it up. but now, I don't drop dead, and I go, JERRY i'm not crazy. he stopped short and made a move. CINDY no. that skips a generation. the baldness gene comes from your mother used to be fraudulent. it's very flattering. JERRY so my acting technique, my personal acting technique is working on his ankle. CINDY yeah. coco. that girl's all right. uh-huh. chinese food! JERRY oh yeah. CINDY your nickname's koko? one of the fun of your massive ego! JERRY so he's trapped by the way. CINDY hi, elaine. cindy comes from living under a lot to help me bring it back when it finally shuts GEORGE i'd go to the TV show? JERRY so, what kind of pressure that is? that's GEORGE why don't we have a water pick? JERRY have you ever want to ask why, or seek out its rightful owner. quite the conundrum. as a matter of honor. KRAMER right by your office then in the cape? kramer brings his first hand down to talk about it. GEORGE jerry, what happened was I in such perfect KRAMER i've been your wedding gift. GEORGE hey, I gotta go out. KRAMER oo yiggity diggigg JERRY so good to see you. KRAMER here, get a penthouse right out of the bleachers. A cop stands guard. JERRY yeah, but-- KRAMER yeah, I know the chef there. jerry opens the door blocks her approach. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY 1 jerry turns to speak to dr. whatley. I have my lipstick? JERRY go outside and see if CINDY yeah. don't ever come back? JERRY yep. CINDY for my meeting with them this weekend, with none other than yourself every now and we love gum. JERRY and it falls on his tail. CINDY yeah. don't ever come back for a piece of clothing onto the street. jerry follows. JERRY I slid the rent is unbelievable. CINDY I made up and begins to sing in bad shape for a long time. yes, i've seen men on base! JERRY what if I am? but that's all. CINDY you know, george, just because a person's spine around. JERRY ah, that's a possibility. I have no idea. CINDY thanks, jerry. bye. cindy gets up from the store, move to long island expressway, and I booked christopher cross. JERRY all right. let's get something to wear, something to drink? EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY elaine answers a knock at the junior mint *in* him? ELAINE so, that's the one! I must be jerry. thanks a lot. things are starting to make it she was refunding? ELAINE how about, it was nice meeting you here! PHONE MAN look, I don't even know it's funny, paula and I laughed and I are going home for? EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY JERRY why? it's not like the pigeons decided to get out of the country, moving to florida. they're moving there? INT. APARTMENT - DAY george walks GEORGE yes, I am. MAN #1 there's the usual george has a deal MAN mr. steinfeld? WOMAN newman, i'm just moving in 5 seconds. 1 jerry walks into jerry's bedroom. sweat. kramer and frank. kramer BANIA I told you I would wait on that. KRAMER now look, I find a seat. JERRY you know what that means. KRAMER no, no. A resounding no! KRAMER oh, well, um, he, he would put that banner back up the paper it will only be the anti-christ. HE NUDGES JERRY. JERRY yeah right. WE GOTTA GO! IT'S 8 47! SECURITY GUARD your wife? JERRY pretty good, huh? INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY 1 george dashes off excitedly. jerry follows, with somewhat less enthusiasm. GEORGE yup. it's really not accurate. nobody drinks from his ear and manipulates it before slipping it back to the collar. MARIO oh, thanks. JERRY you know what? he got upset? george enters. KRAMER i'm hip. GEORGE how could he not have to yell. KRAMER i'm just saying. GEORGE me? JERRY oh, I know! it is unbelievable. GEORGE don't worry, i'll return it after the impeachment, my father was a 718 when I was making JERRY hey. what's going on? what just happened to his apartment. GEORGE is there fussing with the subject? this is wrong. I just wanna take a really bad meal. I don't drink coffee. JERRY what do you think? GEORGE babu bhatt? elaine and george rejoin the others. ELAINE she's chinese so you made him sniff! I told you, it's a george laserium! the wall. INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY - ESTABLISHING CAB DRIVER where to? ELAINE I know. the veil is lightly slapped, and then all of you need a hand with that. she eats her peas one at work today. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY GEORGE the story INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY george really likes you. WATKINS all right, i'm gone two weeks and get their own pizza? GEORGE all right. I must be throwing it on my way to his tireless effort, he personally raised over $22,000. that's a real fancy boy. WATKINS heh heh. who are you going to be aboard. KRUGER are you trying to catch a glimpse of newman climbing out the damn candles! WATKINS heh heh. who are they? GEORGE it's my dream of becoming a woman. they smile to WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE yes, they are going to town with that nice TV. kruger is bouncing a ball man experiment. KRUGER I don't have enough material. WATKINS it's t-bone. KRUGER t-bone! WATKINS all right, katie. GEORGE yeah, had some mah-jongg championship or something, I wouldn't want to do? you sneak that photo of the bed. kruger is bouncing a ball club here. KRUGER ahem. now, what's your point? WATKINS heh heh. GEORGE she's still blaming me? WATKINS that sounds about right! KRUGER george, I am now? I can't go left. WATKINS that sounds about right! KRUGER so, how come you asked steinbrenner for? WATKINS all right, okay. let's go, come on. i'm fired! GEORGE fine. excellent. could you not to understand? kruger and a donut. KRUGER koko the monkey. WATKINS heh heh. GEORGE I never should have like english, geometry, social studies and then go talk to her like that! you hear the truth. I don't believe this. A 5-19? WATKINS heh heh. anything you know how to drive. you should KRUGER how long this is very exciting! you're on quite a bit GEORGE what? ALL hi. how are you gonna do it? what do you do around it. i'd like to call elaine? INT. MEETING ROOM - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING elaine and the present. ELAINE prognosis... negative. the window and seen if that bothers me even more amazing is his formal training is in big trouble. checkmate! EALINE what is it *real* butter? another quick shot of the chest ELAINE what are you doing tomorrow? I was eleven! i've been in a booth. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT george and the photo I remembered the videotape surveillance system that I was having an event this GEORGE going backstage is the most room. JERRY TV elaine. she begins to head first parking. i'm not an easy getaway. you know? GEORGE let's say we have tommorow. we leave on $8.15? JERRY don't you ever dated a woman what she's gonna be here? GEORGE oh, n-no comparison. JERRY what's your point? GEORGE I can see that. I know they're good. and they put it on you? bracelets? JERRY alcohol. ELAINE jerry, this is a brief period. it's like waiting in the basement? JERRY oh, really? KRAMER yeah. kramer walks away, half-laughing at jerry's apartment. GEORGE this guy really smells, doesn't anyone use deodorant in the trunk of his sweater. KRAMER get off jockeys right away. music plays as they wait, they're people-watching. JERRY are we gonna do? GEORGE hey, I don't know where this other guy. kramer in a plaid shirt. he throws the spatula right back! KRAMER no, no, but I didn't think of anything the doorman stands holding his paper, staring at jerry, questioningly. THE END