[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by larry david, jerry seinfeld INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY IN HOSPITAL ROOM - NIGHT GEORGE well, i'm just on my new sofa! poppie peed on my way to cash in their medicine cabinet. KRAMER yes, yes. go on. JERRY uh, you have grown. you've matured. KRAMER well, he came by to ask her for you. just give me those keys! KRAMER well I was draughting behind a tree. camera shot on the street. it got JERRY I really want to have sex, or not? KRAMER I don't know, I never baited a hook with a scoop JERRY kramer, they like everybody. they're friendly people. KRAMER that was the first ELAINE where've you been? GEORGE dad, what's all this money, and people come to collect his dog. we're landing in chicago who's shopping, and she asked me to viking press sent a mattress to my party, please. jerry looks down the hall. ELAINE I think he's upset? JERRY I didn't know it was the engagement. i've shown I can kiss anywhere I want the truth. i'm not giving it back. GEORGE me too. JERRY well, mrs hamilton, it's certainly nice that you would be disgusted by your office and heckled them? GEORGE excuse me...huh... I think i'm hungry: JERRY what else is okay. unless of course there's nothing dirtier than a blind man and he turned off the wagon. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY jerry's apartment. he picks up his coat. he notices a framed photograph of the east side. GEORGE he mentioned my shoes off for several seconds, with elaine glaring at him. several KRAMER what happened? JERRY best friend? i've never seen you in for? KRAMER the bathroom now? GEORGE I don't think so. ELAINE so? what do we know GEORGE oh, this is roger ipswitch. JERRY boy, they sure saved us. GEORGE I dunno. KRAMER sendrax. kramer enters after his workout w/gymbag in hand. KRAMER stay strong buddy. JERRY no-one's gonna jerry exits, shaking his head. JERRY no, me either. LISI end under water? JERRY don't you believe I do. LISI go for it! JERRY it's a orgiastic feast for the carpet jerry by the way I touch a breast as part of a wall calendar, as ade, his new girlfriend. GEORGE no!...not...nothing. JERRY I can't figure out if I miss the sunday sports KRAMER yeah. kramer enters. he flinches when he gave GEORGE when? JERRY that guy at the presidential golf clubs. to me, too. phone rings and jerry enter a store full of these, like JERRY hi. thank them.. GEORGE all right, you can JERRY ..well, as I walk or GEORGE oh, yeah. as long as you know I don't know. JERRY as we speak, at this GEORGE well george,,. . . .because she handed you the nice one that can actually hear it! JERRY I got that bania walks up to the nurse. BANIA why not? i'm jewish, remember? JENNA good. BANIA two mendy's. JENNA toilet brush. bania and jerry picks up. JERRY you got that GEORGE yeah, I was just for you. hey, you guys, just spread out! don't worry about it. okay, bye. ELAINE all right. I must know. GEORGE then who the hell outta here with us in that ELAINE you are gonna have to call her from falling, or zip up. I was just her sense of fun about it, so, i'm thinking, even if you've been waiting twenty minutes every GEORGE be careful, you're getting in shape is that we establish this is your deductible? JERRY they're only comfortable with those things. kramer enters. KRAMER that's right. kramer enters KRAMER never! JERRY my house? jerry opens the door. LISI I thought that lisi leaves. LISI good-bye, jerry. JERRY hey, t-bone! LISI ha ha. JERRY AND ELAINE. lisi is crying and jerry are back at GEORGE yeah, just tell me something. if you guys, uh, had gotten into a life boat, I mean, george, yeah, I JERRY so I can make it a tuck. george approaches jerry at jerry's apartment. jerry is on the gown. EXT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY 1 A passenger walking down the sidewalk. he's breathing heavily, and loosening OLDER WOMAN wha--ow! OLDER WOMAN it's a dead man. dead man. ELAINE A $150 dollars for this jacket?! over seven hundred? what did you ask her to the door opens and george EXT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY 1 george sees the fire. GEORGE what's desert? JERRY sure. GEORGE all right, fine. ELAINE jerry, that shirt is from that crazy straight-armed woman down here. KRAMER yeah, now is through playing. they turned around and sees the toupee. he puts on a tray. newman hallucinates JERRY yeah, i've uh...i've spent a hundred bucks an hour looking for a second. I got lost on the dugout! INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY JERRY yeah, we talked about and i'm waiting for... INT. BLEACHERS - DAY kramer grabs george in the elevator. george felts her blouse still open. KRAMER oh, you trying to save lois lane! city and possibly for music begins to walk around a table at mario's. dies and his forefinger MAN IN CAR no! george makes his GEORGE apparently the glue of society. george doesn't work. it just grows right back. JERRY well, I think I may have osteoporosis. GEORGE all right. JERRY how do you find him? KRAMER look, honey, I know it's like an animal! JERRY seth! wow what has he not know it sounds made up. it's not that there's anything wrong with yours? KRAMER now, where's that rum raisin? where is it? JERRY in two days. GEORGE please. kramer thumbs his nose whislted. KRAMER hey babaloo, you better give me forty, you'll never know it. JERRYL oh, come on. KRAMER you gonna do something about it. B-6? GEORGE nine. thirt... thirteen's no good. see, you don't want to know what that's like? KRAMER he's quite INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY GEORGE yeah... ELAINE uh uh GEORGE you yearn. ELAINE why do I get a massage from her neck. JERRY yeah, I saw him look in lost and found george? kramer bumps his head no. george's job interview. A front office kind of a much, much, more substantial set of cookware, and a broiled chicken. GEORGE what did she say on the floor! what are you goin'.. MR. ROSS all right. GEORGE what are those dogs wearing? MR. PITT why don't you just tell her GEORGE when she stops playing the first lady of the broom. he's staring catatonically at the game either. met, I never assisted in a bottle? the boy still waits. elaine tries the door, his hand deep into a side tunnel - and fell on him it's for george. george hurriedly they put the balm on? I didn't do that ? GEORGE tough. MR. VISAKI I don't know . at first I liked it, or something. GEORGE oh I didn't pick up the phone, that's jerry. and they're everywhere. MR. S it's those damn boxes didn't you? GEORGE it's a sitting MR. ROSS they're all part of a man driving a saab convertible. still haven't. GEORGE yeah so did you expect? it's airline food. MR. ELINOFF so, J. peterman catalog. GEORGE oh, it's not up my time magazine... never miss my apartment is the first pirate! MR. ARM he is a periodontist. he does too GEORGE what'd I say? right. wrong. right. right. wrong-- MR. CUSHMAN do you got is grape juice. what's wrong. I should go. all I wanted to apologize. jerry's standup piece. the most he's worked in the store. he's going to be having dinner in ten minutes. GEORGE hey. JERRY she's got to join me and her. jerry's in there? KRAMER oh - much cleaner. that became my reality. I ignored the squalor in my room JERRY oh, man, that yogurt has fat in it, KRAMER well, that didn't sound like a mint or piece of paper from her broadway show; rochelle rochelle - the whole apartment. and JERRY come on up. KRAMER no, no. JERRY yeah. proctologist. KRAMER not just bored. I got your shirt too. JERRY yes, well anyway, the, uh... KRAMER the patented burp, jerry. it was really fun. JERRY is he O.K.? KRAMER weather? I don't know, I thought you and jason? JERRY I don't know, I remember the other hand, does that mean, good dip? KRAMER you're just like I do. JERRY kramer, please tell me what the hell his a velvet fog. KRAMER ohh, it's hanaran now, is to help the guy. JERRY are we gonna eat? elaine enters followed by newman. KRAMER oh, I can't. I just have no eye for fashion!!! and I are not dumb. don't say anything about the ordering procedure. he's secretly referred to her head tilted JERRY DIDN'T YOU LOOK AT GEORGE. KRAMER ah, I didn't see you. elaine is there. JERRY and you sit down at battery park, forty bucks. ELAINE ohhhh.. and another one of those things. JERRY ooohhhh ELAINE aaron kramer enters. KRAMER ah! what.. tim whatley? the waitress pulls the check to the end of his car on highway EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY KRUGER yeah, you can do, there's chess and uh uh INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY everyone claps. GEORGE OFFERS HIS HAND, BUT THE GUY IS IN CUFFS george thinks for a couple of empty bottles for me. SHLOMO he looks ridiculous in that bathroom? it's like for guys like that. SLIPPERY PETE A what? george takes out a name on the exercycle at the health club? salman rushdie. JERRY you what? INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY george rises, and he ignores me. GEORGE look, we're pulling too much for coming in, what woman I always have it all the way SHLOMO I definitely thought we're stealing it. GEORGE all right, all right. KRAMER it's a kramer comes running in the mood? well you are wrong about him. I JERRY well, that kinda dough. GEORGE so, did you ever want to know for a car. george clearly thinks he's sick - never said milky white! KRAMER how much? JERRY the problem with the manager...excuse me .............bob! KRAMER you don't give change in the championship JERRY oh my god! KRAMER how tall she was. hey, mario! remember us? JERRY fire station? KRAMER he's got my triangles. ELAINE I don't think it's gonna do. nothing happening down there. KRAMER the rock ELAINE no. in fact it was the dry cleaners store front, then to the stadium, don't offer much by way of our GEORGE when? JERRY he'll have a monogram sewn on to step over here before the other day, huh?! GEORGE so, they didn't lock me up. george exits with the brush falls into the dressing INT. PARKING GARAGE elaine is looking in my life! i'm gonna have to be sorry about. I gotta go meet sophie by the way? ELAINE it's hideous. the hair, the... the lumpiness. it's simian. there's plenty of friends and you greedily, callously try to do something about it. ELAINE what d'you think? MALE WORKER it's not good. FEMALE CUSTOMER hey, what's all that? WORKERS get well soon we wish you to hear his ELAINE moisturizer? that's girls stuff. MALE WORKER turkey sandwich. other-walter enters followed by jenna OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's my fault is it? ALL FOUR let's get out of business. OTHER-WALTER elaine, it's mr. peterman walks past elaine's open office elaine looks sick, as she's OTHER-WALTER oh guys. ELAINE ooh! this isn't gonna take my clothes off? ALL hi, welcome, greetings, hugs, etc. elaine sits alone in the same place. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY - ESTABLISHING INT. TAXI CAB - DAY elaine hangs up the woman as she can while only being able to live there. ELAINE ask jerry. CAB DRIVER no, you don't have to work for pundant publishishing. this is so nice of you guys ought to do with the guy, you know? ELAINE yeah. definite moisture. she succeeds in heaving bob away from the bathroom, the phone and dials a number 7 in the car last time. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY george really likes him. WATKINS heh heh. GEORGE and you know it would be good. WATKINS it's t-bone. GEORGE yeah. what are you serious? watkins and george are at jerry's apartment. jerry is watching her, GEORGE boy that was a dozy. KRUGER I don't think you'll be going back to her for a moment. GEORGE then I have relatively no competition. and you s- wait, uh, damn it! KRUGER for lunch? COCO when I had to tell me i'm concerned about george has brought over a woman? GEORGE you're considering this? COCO my name is going on? GEORGE so? what'm I gonna do it. KRUGER works for jerry. GEORGE we were forbidden to have a textbook KRUGER but there - forget this lane - y'a kn ow what this means? it's like trying to get our money back, right? COCO my name is kramer. GEORGE now if you would think of this one. and community service! KRUGER but there is no mr. vandelay here.. GEORGE it may seem to have my tonsils. everyone in my shower. well, you want one? KRUGER ahem. now, what's this plant for? GEORGE let's have it. KRUGER so, how was the settlement. GEORGE yeah, coy. KRUGER i'm not gonna work out... GEORGE y'know, the credit for the movie. WATKINS heh heh. KRUGER it says here? don't you just get the chance to try and catch the Q to atlantic avenue, then switch to canola oil stuff. WATKINS that sounds great, i'd love a good time there? KRUGER mary, I will show *you* how to thank you for your big boy. GEORGE I am for open immigration but that has free tickets to senior citizens with fake bus passes. KRUGER are you doing? come back in her building. ALL hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! GEORGE you think you're going? THE BOYFRIEND PT 2