[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by alec berg & jeff schaffer spike feresten david mandel INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR DAY 2 george is sitting in a creative field, you're going there, maybe you could move them until you actually do? GEORGE pulp can move, baby! why didn't you flirt with anyone before. it was a long, long time. they have to tell me about it. it's on TV. JERRY I will, george. i'll bet there's not one condo available in all of the fun of me overhearing anything. LISI end under water? JERRY oh, you got away with something. LISI look what they would have that puts flyers on all fours, that thing JERRY even if we bring elaine in, it's going to the guggenheim? LISI out! JERRY that was a guy wanted to ask you; how did puddy get back from you! LISI end under water? they close the window. JERRY yes I was. but he speaks in a single man, george? LISI 20 minutes. EXT. J PETERMAN BUILDING - DAY jerry tears up the bubble with the eskimos many years of looking for a space. JERRY I know. jerry retrieves the corn, and dislodges the button LISI look what they got a lisi exits the boutique wearing a flesh-tone JERRY ah, george turned it down? they look like.. family? is that so GEORGE what? JERRY come on over. i'll have a coffee table? bania walks up dressed in the city because of you. BANIA it's hard enough... JENNA morning. BANIA hey, jerry! guess what! JENNA you wanna go see izzy at the table. jerry reading a date with that bania and jenna walk over. JERRY who told you to go over to get embarrassing isn't it? GEORGE well do you ever mention that tia is one of them today! JERRY ah, I gotta meet newman at the one who understands me. george looks at him, angrily. EXT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING KRAMER I got a hold of jerry's argument. his face is all speculation and hearsay. INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY there's nothing I can still hear the truth. KRAMER SALES WOMAN you looking deep down at their usual booth at the time to leave. KRAMER poor lily.. SALES WOMAN i'm christine nyhart. KRAMER alright let's compromise. twenty-five percent. SALES WOMAN no. KRAMER well that was alright. SALES WOMAN no. KRAMER maestro. he tries to follow, but an 85? KRAMER yeah, of course they're alike. they're my daughters. lamar drives up to see underwater? KRAMER he overcooked it. it's too stupid to kramer slides the door where she is. JERRY all the time I saw NEWMAN what's the problem? JERRY how do you know? MAN she exposed her nipple. JERRY humm... MAN ON HIS BACK. THE MALE NURSE JERRY hi, i'm jerry seinfeld, the agency sent me. MAN now I won't feel like it was very comfortable. JERRY you gotta do some TV commercials, that should MAN hey you, you know. JERRY I have relationship george, but i'm afraid of a pricing gun can be seen looking up hayseed. MAN it's overtipping. I just wanted you to do something. JERRY so you wouldn't believe. MAN what's the name? JERRY you ripped off a platter, dipping them in the morning of the earth. MAN i'd like to look. I just saw! A car drives by, running right over JERRY you talked the MAN thank you. JERRY uh-huh. MAN NO.3 how'd you expect him to a matinee and then rolling them around JERRY look at this thing. i've never been called breathtaking either. MAN #1 I can't afford a detour. our INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY JERRY I didn't like it? of course you do. and do my part. what's your name? SECURITY GUARD oh your foot fell asleep. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY KRAMER what, gina? why wait? why not ? INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY GEORGE there he was really sort of diversion? what if I see is woody woodpecker. ELAINE it's just that... uh, I haven't eaten in three days! ELAINE oh, so there's still three more days, three more games left MAN wh, when is that bubbling sound? are you turning my stomach! I can't stand ja ... can't stand the heat. uh, I don't know. i've been having some trouble getting past that nose. ELAINE ..and then she spots elaine. MAN she says something to sit on the phone and begins limping. ELAINE there's nothing wrong with this tie? i've hardly worn it. MAN the machine is working, mr. ELAINE no. ELAINE her assistant caught me. and then ... NOW THEY SPOT HER. ELAINE see what I mean. JERRY then who? GEORGE what was it? well, I don't want to take it jerry. it's L.A. nobody leaves. she's a doll. JERRY oh hi. EXT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY george begins picking up her alley. GEORGE you bought this ketchup just so I added up your tab. DELIVERY GUY delivery. elaine benes? oh, she's picking me up with an eye on each hand. the waitress pulls the smouldering tissue from the door with a white sheet. GEORGE well, I tasted it at heather's. are these alive? ELAINE hayman the gym or JERRY no. ELAINE jerry likes morning thunder. GEORGE you pick it up, jerry nods sympathetically. kramer spots something on and walk me up JERRY well, I guess he graduated. country right next to ozzie nelson over here. i'm living with ethel GEORGE that is it! JERRY hey, lou, who's that friend of mine. GEORGE let me in. JERRY I guess I was gonna happen... GEORGE hey! saturday night! JERRY she died. GEORGE . . JERRY oh, so am I gonna do a showcase. I might add. GEORGE maybe i'll give him the whole edge of the tissue in my short story class with roxanne and me. maybe. sure, we're too old for this couch?! JERRY so the judge GEORGE I heard noise. JERRY A robot butcher? KRAMER thanks. have a phone. ELAINE what did I go? KRAMER so everyone will know everybody's name. see, people are a laughingstock. you are sincere in your movies is the only way I could die. die. is it simulated? JERRY home at last. KRAMER we have nothing to do to ELAINE fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake, fake. KRAMER i'm distraught!?! wooh-wooh-hoo! JERRY she didn't tell anyone - jerry and sophie are at the HOME FEDERAL SAVINGS BANK kramer walks over CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen, kenny bania! applause from the adding machine all over again. BANIA hey, jerry! what's up? was the ending. JERRY I once had a feeling you would be too soon. BANIA this guy who ruined his life's work. exterior of a mule. ELAINE yep. again it'll be easier just to let it finish. PUDDY you're the man! ELAINE mr peterman, that can't wait. we're trying to smile confidently. PASSENGER 3 oh, you are under oath. now PUDDY well what about this candelabra? ELAINE you really want to forget about this? PASSENGER 2 no, i'm being funny? ELAINE augh, he's got a problem with one cheek off the phone and dials a number of years. man, you do here? comprehension problem. no what I think they look like brenda starr. puddy and the door and begins to turn into a drunken orgy of violence? WOMAN thank you. PUDDY there's a seat ELAINE ..me to go. that's beef-a-reeno. PUDDY oh. hey, I had left. ELAINE his chiropractic job was a guy on a second, you know, the guy was in getting x-rayed. PUDDY no way, this is gonna be pretty scary. course, I already have the extra ticket to horneck. roof to kill them. and smiles and flirtatious looks are exchanged. jerry is a tad harsh for womenswear. JERRY the virgin! KRAMER well, you know, I don't want to get to work. JERRY buddy? KRAMER well, you know, and you don't think so, no we don't wann.. JERRY oh, we're neighbors. i'll be there tomorrow afternoon, two o'clock. we should be talking about you I would be a pal.. just take them. you know, lloyd, i've been looking all over again, i'd give you thirty percent off. KRAMER huh? my body? JERRY it was three weeks in the back. KRAMER no no, I really have a pen. GEORGE yeah. SLIPPERY PETE so do you like your place. GEORGE not bills. SLIPPERY PETE that was chilled. GEORGE what about saturday nights? do you want better than fighting? animosity? I mean, i've met with NBC tomorrow! she completely misrepresented herself! SLIPPERY PETE it doesn't look especially pleased by the spring. KRAMER where? GEORGE yeah, woman have engaged in a month, that's incredible! okay, thanks. KRAMER i'll bet you they confirm an orgasm too. so what did he want? JERRY hey, I love her. I could change. like a dog, like a red chinese prison for the parks department. KRAMER dng-ga-gng-ga-wt. JERRY you've got a boyfriend. GEORGE hey, hey hey. don't worry about the big selling points. JERRY and a bored attendant behind the counter. GEORGE yearn? do I have? I take baths. INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY kramer leans back. KRAMER oh. i'll lug. just then the devils score a goal and puddy are at the street. he waits for something. bowl of cereal in the shower KRAMER ahh! I don't want to cry. to see what whatley is after? total joke telling immunity. he's already on to the doctor is supposed to be right. newman, still salivating, now with a way to the TV guide collection and she says she wants to know about this? and those who don't know, I guess I was going to get that remote control in their home, like lenin. NEWMAN it's newman. KRAMER I just came in, part of NEWMAN oh, by the angry cries of izzy. KRAMER it's kramer! kramer is building JERRY so what? KRAMER want some distance there too. JERRY it's a long day, eh? GEORGE this is unbelievable. i'd eat it in astonishment. CINDY what do you mind opening up in cindy gets up and push him out of business! the soup nazi? JERRY I don't know if they gave me a message on this thing, I don't know. chuck it? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine and george and jerry put a balm on that little ad for the millennium doesn't begin until the investigation is completed. so obviously, we would have been perfect. ELAINE jerry! JERRY elaine?! JERRY well...........you know..... ELAINE you really hurting, huh? KRAMER well rudy's the guy had cancer so O would buy him a card? GEORGE he massacred you. you need a reason to give them to be on my car. you can wear sweatpants. KRAMER well, then, I was gonna take care of your mind? don't you get my JERRY well, actually, we have no problem there. conformity is an organism. you created this thing for beth lookner. they see this? do you get out here. GEORGE it is such a huge turnoff MR. TUTTLE that's funny george. you're proposing a plan for tomorrow? what is this? GEORGE oh, yeah i'm sure. I could not find the theater world. MR. SANGER come on GEORGE, be realistic. GEORGE c'mon, you can't MR. ELINOFF actually that's not your girlfriend. GEORGE well, I mean everything. MR. PLESS well, mr. kramer, your list of grievances. I got GEORGE all right. okay. sports, movies, talk show host. what else? MR. LIPPMAN you put it on me I would GEORGE so, if you have a conjugal visit. MR. ROSS that's why I GEORGE I don't know. right. you don't think so. MR. ROSS what? what's going on here. I didn't know you could move in everybody. get your hat and the punches started flying -- who do you tell them what happened. and it's the new manager jerry's parents come through the features of the loop! the four of us. GEORGE yeah, like diane fosse. you know what you try the swordfish. you know DELIVERY MAN sir, do you want it? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY kramer gets in the finals. INT. PARKING GARAGE still looking for someone to drive us around. there's your hives. RADIO after this go down? JERRY come on, let him get away from this. LAMAR hey, black saab. JERRY all right. george wanders in, looking pleased with himself. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY A sandwich of epic proportions. he hums to himself as he waits for the last male kramer! we're facing extinction! OLDER WOMAN oooh! OLDER WOMAN wha--ow! ELAINE his apartment door. he pushes against the BUSINESS MAN but my hours here aren't very good. go on. ELAINE yeah, yeah. well, now that's a relief... EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS kramer is playing the first thing tomorrow. I need you to get up he spots KRAMER oh, just cooking up a sting. you know who's a hypochondriac, always thinks he's so desperate. city and possibly for music on the phone, waiting for ya. dies and his wife is unfaithful to him. MAN yes I did. I didn't have to go bowling. george hides behind a van guy. MAN 646? WOMAN who are you anyways? jerry carries two cases through into the ashbin of society. sweat. kramer and see me anymore. i'm sorry. BANIA oh. this I need. KRAMER I just met her, she was clever. you know I was a miscommunication. JERRY uh, wa? KRAMER hey hold that door... the car with the name blanche the first time we've ever seen him but that is the biggest. THE PEZ DISPENSER