[generated output in 2 tries] THE END written by alec berg & jeff schaffer spike feresten david mandel INT. PARKING GARAGE - KRAMER, WANDERING AIMLESSLY. george and elaine saw you. GEORGE what?! why? JERRY no. GEORGE how's her coma? JERRY well, you had your last name is george. GEORGE now, i'm accountable. alright, I gotta tell you what...i could go into the space. from the lobby, and the laughter continues for a while. tell us ... what do you think they're happy if you had to take it easy. JERRY of course I deserve it. they walk over to newman's KRAMER oh i'll take the hat because ELAINE where am I gonna do? JERRY sorry, really. ELAINE um, it's mine. VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't know... JERRY you'll sense it. ELAINE ghandhi? VEGETABLE LASAGNA please don't hesitate to, uh, susan's parent's house for the label maker. I gave it to me and elaine. JERRY oh, yeah,. my favourite explorer. around the street a thousand once, a thousand three times, I know just the guy elaine bought the wedding invitations today,, nothing can go wrong with it... ELAINE that... that bed. the bar of a very long-term and GEORGE yeah... full. ELAINE so? JERRY you what? people are all standing JERRY i'm looking. that's the thing. ELAINE no, no, no. I prefer clockwise, but it's not illegal. KRAMER you know, repertoire. ELAINE there's this annoying little chore that goes *nowhere*. KRAMER I come here ,take a look of horror comes to ELAINE you know what i'm talking about our conversation? KRAMER rice crispies. east meets west, jerry. ELAINE what's that? JERRY he's definitely married, huh? ELAINE oh, you already *have* a commitment. VEGETABLE LASAGNA please don't shout. I can't believe this. JERRY just wait there. i'll clean up. 500 bucks a night. ELAINE hey, I got him off sugar! look, i'm going uptown too, you wanna fight? JERRY too late now anyway. I mean you don't even look at kramer, but he's my butler. people snicker at behind their back, because they look like pirates. you know, I know...don't skimp. go go take a seat? JERRY what press? ELAINE A quick question-- did she say on the buttocks of those things. KRAMER yeah, yeah, y-yeah. ELAINE I drive naked. naked. JERRY what? ELAINE her father didn't have one? i'm all set. we'll just grab that meat and let's get some ice. JERRY huh? ELAINE what happened to your apartment when you put on a plane, it was tonight, I might've been lamar drives up in bed, watching her video rental. she dabs a tear from her LAMAR so that the two he looks round, smiling arrogantly, expecting laughter. but there isn't. JERRY he overslept and missed the funeral because she knows is she eats a bit of merchandise GEORGE geez, hey you know what I just don't see the value in it since sixth grade, I george and bonnie are at jerry's flirtation. jerry leaves, newman enters, or would they all have swirling chocolate in the car when we were going to doctors all my father's car! GEORGE so what's the difference if she's back at the mailman accidentally put your toppings on and get change, JERRY isn't he the guy is really helping. ELAINE I think it would fly around the table and starts to move. KRAMER yeah...why, is it cold out? JERRY are you free on friday? GEORGE there, there i'm fine. JERRY I can't. ELAINE hey, ben. I need you to a chorus line. so, now the search for the fetus. do you want to see the beauty of my father's. she should've said no. ELAINE hey! JERRY you're saying you're banning me from FDR. ELAINE yes we will. GEORGE between the third date? JERRY I forgot. GEORGE I tell ya. JERRY what, did you want a beautiful woman enters, and the pen moves back and get them. KRAMER we're putting in a few months in an asylum. jerry's buzzer buzzes. KRAMER all right you screwed me again! now, gimme one! gimme a box of triscuits. JERRY hello? what? yeah, sure, um, oh boy, that makes a call and maybe it's not my boyfriend. GEORGE pardon? JERRY well, i'll tell you one if you really want anyone to blame GEORGE feels right. JERRY you know, no one's ever written me a favor. I need your car.? take the bus! GEORGE what are you listening to? JERRY seth, if you think about it. GEORGE me neither! JERRY the jewel thief. GEORGE okay! alright! JERRY she happy for them. GEORGE I think you're wonderful. george braces himself and extracts it, then jumps again as jerry goes to get together with rachel for like two years. I mean you haven't been to hong kong post office.. GEORGE nine sixty? give it a crime and they hug. MARIO oh, thanks. thanks a lot! JERRY nah, you don't like me? MARIO no. GEORGE that's pretty pathetic. MARIO oh, thanks. JERRY sorry! GEORGE stay back! JERRY then YOU would be a really pretty face. but, hey, that's my vow to you. and i'm cut off. this woman has been in the past and the milk in the other day. GEORGE just enjoying watching you. JERRY restaurants too? GEORGE oh ah, I think it's the same. JERRY hey, what are you doing this? GEORGE yes! JERRY well what did you meet him? ELAINE yeah, really great. JERRY no, i'm just gonna put poppie away for daddy? ELAINE mr. peterman, there's something really wrong of you is like a hotel room. JERRY new couch, baby! ELAINE I can't show up . KRAMER there's no way you're sleeping with peterman? ELAINE oh! the subway? from queens? KRAMER I need to talk. ELAINE oh, you're not getting on a job interview. A front office kind of sicko would do a little more out of a guy. really. KRAMER so you'll just sign it. INT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY there's a lot of thought into this scene. JERRY what happened to me for liberating you from me. LISI ha ha. your grandmother's on a wild animal in the morning. JERRY we'll see. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT ELAINE oh come on. come on. cousin jeffrey? it's not her boyfriend. I want to pick up the floyd. it's a doodle. it's perfect! INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY elaine is talking with a lot of static. wha? i'm going in. ELAINE gimme ten bucks and find a decent hotel-room, would it be nice if I show up. I was talking to george, now talking with george costanza? JERRY john houseman? jerry walks through, the machine won't open without the cushy JERRY just like to be someone who hasn't heard the story ELAINE me too JERRY they're not here. ELAINE twenty sponges should be an architect.. JERRY ma, it's not like a blanket? ELAINE no, no, no. that ain't dancing, sally. VEGETABLE LASAGNA please don't shout. I can't get the short hallway. JERRY neither do I. ELAINE his chiropractic job was a child, and invalid for themselves. JERRY no, no. elaine and blaine reach the front portion of it all! it's caliente, jerry! KRAMER well, we've narrowed it down a little. A hostess, naomi, passes the beautiful woman, EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY - ESTABLISHING GEORGE it's a fact checker for new numbers. INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY george looks upset, and barely forces half a bag? what am I crazy, or does she GEORGE okay. hey, you seen any of those big broker-houses? george closes the window, elaine can be disturbed! SHLOMO I don't know... SLIPPERY PETE I thought this would be a start. george leaves, followed by a woman into the bathroom scene. sniff, sniff sniffing? JERRY yeah, I wrote down. GEORGE oh, this baby shower thing works. kramer whistles, impressed KRAMER what is it? kramer sulks off. KRAMER hey, don't listen to the car and started sobbing. JERRY so we're in towels here george. elaine enters. in the shape it's in. ELAINE I can see each other apologetically for a long, long weekend. no one answers. she runs out of here. ELAINE I hate the drake! she has the envelope of checks in his wallet to pay for that big revolving turntable, EXT. LISI'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine in jerry's trash. jerry notices ELAINE nothing, nothing. PUDDY I can use their private jet? and I get you? water? they got the cranberry juice. ELAINE where's tony? here for a balloon VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't like me. I want you to get out of the empire state building. ELAINE a ply? cab rides away. THE END