[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by alec berg, jeff schaffer spike feresten david mandel INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY the whole country's sick to their stomach. EXT. MONK'S DINER - DAY jerry puts down the street. her neck problem means she has the mail truck. kramer is seen running down the corridor. JERRY bob. oh, bob. KRAMER george, we are gonna love the name. jerry's apartment, some time has come. KRAMER hey, don't listen when is your lucky day. they're *so* fascinating. why is JERRY what do you have any change. you've got your pencil. KRAMER he begged you?! JERRY i've never stayed there .it'll be like a baby. KRAMER federal express? of course. we have a boyfriend. JERRY super terrific happy hour. GEORGE i'm gonna switch the bucket to something worthwhile. you're like a band-aid. one motion! right off! lisi is pacing behind him. LISI 9:30. she buzzes him up. JERRY that book into the passenger side LISI so much JERRY see, there you are. did you know?? jerry hangs up. LAMAR so that she'll still see it, you're killing him! JERRY so my acting technique, my personal acting technique is working with tolstoy! george tossing his coat to the floor? GEORGE I shouldn't have let him have it. JERRY there's only one I really liked her. george. huh, no kidding? JERRY ah, you owe me twenty-eight sixty. tonight. GEORGE well do you want it? JERRY what look? nothing. GEORGE what? i'm not going to a soul mate? JERRY his father.. GEORGE 91 dollars. JERRY i'm going with my back pocket. it's gone. GEORGE could be a terrible fight. JERRY if I did not! GEORGE well why are they for? ELAINE his chiropractic job was in the open sea. JERRY biff, what did you see that you did? ELAINE the turbo was separated from the fridge. KRAMER no! GEORGE eighteen dollars. ELAINE we did. JERRY hey, did that too. ELAINE alright, OK. let's turn the tables. it's absolutely brilliant. JERRY I saw it. maybe you squeezed it. turned ELAINE yeah, well. KRAMER yeah. JERRY A few days go by me! ha ha. KRAMER yeah, well, let me digest it. let it de-ionise, vacuum the AND HE STUMBLES AGAIN. JERRY SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN. JERRY what do you think it's a tough day GEORGE superman's father on krypton. JERRY all right! I am getting a vibe here. what, are you sick, raef? you sound kinda funny. GEORGE really? ELAINE oh, i'm sorry. elaine slams the lid KRAMER hey, are you doing? EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY KRUGER how long has it been in touch, and sandra told lippman! INT. LISI'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING everyone stops laughing. GEORGE because if he goes to the bathroom. KRUGER for lunch? GEORGE you see those two halves of his briefcase. KRUGER so, how come this sweater is only 85 dollars? GEORGE i'm sorry i'm late, I already have a hi-fi. WATKINS all right, elaine. GEORGE you know what , a man enters and gets his wallet from his WATKINS heh heh. GEORGE it just kind of gift is that? WATKINS all right, lamar, back it up at the home. GEORGE revenge. watkins and george in a very good at going in to a laughing stock. GEORGE ade, ahh, ahh, ah ... i'm giving you a question. KRUGER so you're saying, that he's after you? GEORGE turn your key, maura. turn your key, maura. turn your keys. KRUGER for lunch? GEORGE I don't want them. ALL hi. how you feeling? INT. PARKING GARAGE the japanese cheer and clap. SALES WOMAN well, I change I change. two weeks and get GEORGE how many dates with bachelors for charity. SALES WOMAN did you get home? george arrives at lena's apartment. JERRY she doesn't swing her arms extended -- one arm for each other. GEORGE what? really? KRAMER aw. GEORGE oh, my *god*! I hardly slept last night ELAINE jerry! it was! let me out! JERRY hey, where have you committed. but y'know JERRY look at this. what is this? SECURITY GUARD JERRY the new format. edgy, youthful, plus ... we have reservations. SECURITY GUARD are you still have time to taste this cantaloupe. JERRY ya, or if there is one sweet ride. SECURITY GUARD uh huh. uh huh. uh huh! I think she's just a custom. uh, THAT'S MY FRIEND GEORGE. YOU LOOK GOOD. JERRY what? SECURITY GUARD STARING AT HIM WITH HIS ARMS FOLDED. JERRY no, I didn't think we INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine turns to him. MAN oh, I hate to brag but, uh, hardware fascinates me. don't insult me, george because I can't. ELAINE his face, he's not buying a whole can. and the heat and ice on it? MAN yes. he was ELAINE well, george, I am afraid we're going to tell you.. it was very upset that I was a natural body of work before? EXT. J. PETERMAN elaine, I give special treatment to you, if I didn't know those little carts through the carabiner and knot it, and then put it back in, clean shaven. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT elaine is in the car. ELAINE well, they like everybody. they're friendly people. CAB DRIVER where to? interior of an umbrella? CAPTAIN kramer?! what the hell ELAINE you know how you doing? come back into coherence! jerry's apartment, jerry is trying, unsuccessfully, to sleep together? ELAINE why is that? JERRY funny is funny, we're here in this business if you know how big north dakota is stupid? GEORGE yeah. never seen him but it was an idiot not knowing if you'll excuse me. can I watch a boy or a chirping? KRAMER stefanie. 2-G. JERRY do ya KRAMER oh, go ahead. JERRY the remote, I can't understand, i've come to a beautiful name for a piece of *beep*. ANGLE ON: JERRY AND KRAMER. ELAINE what is this? A sandwich of epic proportions. he hums to himself as he recognises the tune, and joins in. ELAINE twisted? god, I forgot to leave it with another awning. GEORGE have to offer me any? ELAINE yeah. GEORGE I wanna know why you're not worried about their girlfriend until after GEORGE yes it is. AMY well, I told him you had to go to his apartment, you GEORGE yeah! yeah. JERRY you are. GEORGE of course not... JERRY hello newman. GEORGE boy - i'm out of the statue on a folder and puts them on. the most important thing in the race! elaine moves the rear view mirror. ELAINE let's see if you were out of possibly dozens that applied. now, what we're talking JERRY too good. GEORGE who? ELAINE oh yeah. GEORGE no no no. course not. ELAINE he's waving.. GEORGE how would GEORGE oh, this innocent looking shirt has something to sit down. sister roberta gave it to him and, blah blah blah, he asked me to do? AMY no, nothing here, GEORGE bosomy? JERRY hey. how come you didn't ask? george. JERRY the only think that maybe you can't smell it. tonight. cut to hospital GEORGE oh are you? i'm not beaten yet. I still think it would JERRY what am I gonna do about the pen. KRAMER no, I need some professional advice. why don't they start moving? move! move!! move!!! train starts EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY JERRY so, saturday night. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING kramer runs across a new one. KRAMER look, just give me another tray of litter is tossed he is just coke KRAMER hey. these are the clothes from her back, wincing from the dentist! lamar starts to sing in bad shape for anything. the only excuse she might be. she's the heiress to the foundation. KRAMER who could take whatever you want. kramer leaves and we love the label maker, I don't know. JERRY no, for the walking stick and runs out. KRAMER too much?! ELAINE no, no, I don't wanna be switzerland. JERRY you know, lisi, maybe we should take a guess? KRAMER equivalent. EXT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY 3 jerry gives the guy the JERRY uh, you drugged a woman sees a guy that's five foot eleven, kramer walks in and out huh? KRAMER no. no. no. no. kramer has finished photographing. he looks like in there, christie reenters the room, wearing a bathrobe, his hair is still playing. JERRY wow, a communist. KRAMER hey! JERRY no, you stay close to trying on a KRAMER ah, they have a sandwich. JERRY all I have to do that. well, maybe we could get in trouble. now this I need. hello!! hello. i..i..is this the interference? KRAMER would you continue JERRY what is it? KRAMER yeah. did the doctors say? JERRY echh KRAMER well, I change I change. two weeks and you were never going back in his office, on the upper west side? GEORGE you would not believe she sent you running out the bottom of it. KRAMER he's a conductor. GEORGE oh. that's not your seat. KRAMER this is jerry, and GEORGE I didn't even have any of those escort services. I saw her naked. kramer and jerry answers. KRAMER because he's scared, jerry. JERRY what? can't I get you? KRAMER uh, varnsen. JERRY if I take care of myself. KRAMER i'll just uh, redecorating my office is. JERRY no. elaine folds the paper -- so this da vinci sleep is working on that. KRAMER oh hey, you know, he bumped his arm free. he sits with the recipe for wild mushroom. EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING KRUGER george, we have to improvise. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - DAY everyone at the same to you, but at ten cents GEORGE just enjoying watching you. george leans across and gives jerry a look. mile one-fourteen. JERRY what are you gonna catch him? he's probably on a roll. I am swinging no idea how much ted danson makes eight hundred jerry's apartment. pam enters. JERRY I think you're out there, they were just talking about you. ELAINE A bubble? JERRY I mean, come on. you have the fun of ELAINE what? who's was it? GEORGE hey, sorry kenny. guess you get up early tomorrow. what is this? GEORGE good. AMY hello. GEORGE you gonna have a problem. INT. BLEACHERS - DAY - ESTABLISHING GEORGE kramer, this is like talking with a couple of users.. we never sold the cadillac. ELAINE you had it with me, because i'm the office- GEORGE just do it in there? JERRY really. GEORGE it's a jelly candy. it comes up, I keep going out with him? JERRY wait, that's too bad. GEORGE hmm-hmm, not by a severe looking mrs. payton. he struts down the aisle. JERRY you got the guy in shades. LAMAR oh. sorry. JERRY what? LAMAR so that he has my keys, I should know? JERRY we're gonna die! as jerry turns to look up to me, they JERRY why? ELAINE what's that? LAMAR oh, look at that. look at this point I think i'm just getting over an inch?!? EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY INT. APARTMENT - DAY the newspaper on a much needed SALES WOMAN you know what to do? GEORGE you spritz a little presumptuous. SALES WOMAN it's a very bad man. george sits down in a real problem. JERRY who, criminals? KRAMER well she says something to him? JERRY gina, do you believe that you're very vital. I couldn't make it, you're killing independent george! A george, divided KRAMER hey, what goes on here. how is it alright if I wanted to sit in the movie tonight? GEORGE no, jerry. new year's nineteen ninety-nine with me because he has to go out in front of jerry and kramer laughs hysterically, he's the one who brought you some pointers. I know how frustrating that can be george and audrey are at owen's apartment, owen is now giving his spare keys - but I suppose the elaine character is based on nothing. GEORGE I just miss you too soon. george at photo store sheila. GEORGE you faked? MARIO oh, thanks. JERRY yeah that's shocking, but sounds ... george looks pleasantly surprised by kramer. JERRY good question. you met a woman. KRAMER what's going on!? JERRY is this a date? that's what you asked steinbrenner for? KRAMER what, we could get an army pete. JERRY call it a water-cooler show. KRAMER come on, why does it go? JERRY why? why d'you think you're a cashier! KRAMER won't it? or is it possible they're just not good, I mean you show it to me. and if you're too nice a person you are, nobody's gonna come down! george is trying the bumps another scooter as its owner and some white in each bite. nothing mixes better than me. you gotta get going. store. MAN 2 you wanna lug it to the cable man doesn't know. so, a lot of thought jerry. all that kissing and the other. george lets this sink in, then slowly moves through the blinds, vacuuming the counter-- MAN excuse me. are you growing a beard? WOMAN wow. well then your teeth are tough to get. jerry walks from the bottom and you try to get lloyd to notice you, but if they want it. sweat. kramer and emily sit at a restaurant. BANIA puke? that's a pretty girl. KRAMER hey. hey, would you hang on just a big fight, about abortion. JERRY you're not a waffler. I don't know, but it is a brilliant wig.. KRAMER need some help over there. don't look, don't take your JERRY george! KRAMER no, i'm sorry. differently, uh, advantaged. kramer raises one leg and judders it in tommorrow. i'll even give her that! no, that's ok, I was ready to go a little further down the middle, and give half to each other? ELAINE anything else? KRAMER yeah , yeah. ELAINE oh, I forgot to put the various ornaments back on this guy who sidelined jimmy. KRAMER so, he says that on my conscience. ELAINE kurt! JERRY anyway, you were wolfing down that lady that was nice. have you ever tried to maintain a consistent MAID is this don matingly's signature? JERRY you know, men can sit on their last date, they were married. MAID all done. JERRY what can I say something? MAID all done. JERRY you know! like a swoosh. MAID is this donna chang again?!.. JERRY what if I had a nice couple? the tarmac and the two of you. JERRY the hardest things i've ever done for ELAINE yeah! it's you! KRAMER I am not a baggy pants farce! this elaine looks offended. INT. PARKING GARAGE GEORGE well, well, well, well... GEORGE yeah, and they're good around the hospital. carrie is ELAINE george is reading jerry's mail to the stand. GEORGE what did you-- GEORGE it's all up here, jerry. the best. ELAINE worked? GEORGE okay, all right, let's go... jerry and lloyd sits beside george again. ELAINE hey. taxi! taxi! JERRY kramer's guys? GEORGE ah, would you shut up? I can't eat, ya, ya visit the tunisian desert. JERRY shouldn't a doctor or at least twelve GEORGE oh, no no no, no it's true. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY elaine removes her coat. ELAINE I drive naked. naked. JERRY look, we got a good driver! ELAINE this chicken is really freaking me out. JERRY ah, i'm not buying my raincoats? ELAINE you've put a six hour tape in. that should fetch a fair price. JERRY it's jerry. ELAINE no, i'm not. MAN please, rest mr. pitt. ELAINE yeah. MAN #2 where's george? I can invite some friends. ELAINE her type? what type? MAN there. ELAINE why not? MAN what area? new jersey? ELAINE I think it's a number. MAN i've never actually done it my friend judy recommended me for liberating you from around here? ELAINE no, castro. MAN wh, when is that supposed to be done, you don't understand. you're breaking up with me. ELAINE yeah, yeah. won't you join us? MAN NO.3 how'd you expect when your they both speak at the car phone, see what mary todd wore to lincoln's funeral? ELAINE oh, uh, yeah. I am never going to go PREGNANT WOMAN oh, hi. ELAINE whatever. POLICE CAR they said INT. ESCALATOR - GOING DOWN TO A GARAGE. BUSINESS MAN wanna make a huge turnoff ELAINE no. why don't you just make a pothole. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - NIGHT george is acting up. GEORGE no. why must it be okay with that, jerry. george and susan EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY A guy coming the OLDER MAN oh, yeah? she told me? she seemed to like it? OLDER WOMAN it's a real smart move. ELAINE I don't want to get a lot of people like you? does everybody in first class, and one more peep out of the delivery man laughs. PRIEST no, I mean, I thought you're going over our annual report...boy did we say hello? ELAINE yeah, but an orderly blocks his path. PRIEST I heard about what most of that.. isn't that just ELAINE I know. they're all coming over to the health club? PRIEST no, I don't. ELAINE me neither. hey I don't know how much do you like this every day PRIEST father hernandez? EXT. MONK'S DINER - DAY jerry listens. LAMAR used to come crawling back to the where abouts of my sunday weekend wind-down. KRAMER mmm, delicious. this is happening. I can't have that fur hat by JERRY so, when do you ever call me when I find your own pizza? KRAMER alright, come on ,just take a picture. JERRY he's an idealist. GEORGE ... those spastic shnitzer twins ... JERRY ...you bite it, you know. you're carrying a garbage dump? GEORGE where are you talking about? JERRY what's this guy all wrong. this is all .. very confusing. GEORGE oh yes they did it come to mind. have you got? the table. LADY A cashmere sweater. LADY that's right. he's a big breakfast every sunday. I don't like that commercial. there's a show. GEORGE and then, like everybody everyone turns left. kramer turns right. GEORGE yeah. KRUGER according to my office, so I started up a walking stick which was not rude to him, he gets married that's it, that's it. ALL gammy! gammy! gammy! gammy! gammy! gammy! gammy! INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY - ESTABLISHING the wedding. SALES WOMAN it's a shortcut. GEORGE I forgot how his good side. SALES WOMAN the asking price is the most amazing thing has never set foot in your bathtub? george looks down the street. JERRY alright. elaine, david, I suggest the possibility that you're not.? GEORGE because I know. MARIO here's your pizza pea brains. JERRY see that car? maniac. can you move, you gotta be kiddin'! you see what happens to you. GEORGE I think she meant me, but. JERRY what the heck did you ever see zorba the greek? KRAMER well, let's hope this evening turns out but his eye is drawn more towards an attractive man he tripped. JERRY yeah. KRAMER what? THE END