[generated output in 1 tries] THE CADILLAC PART 2 written by alec berg & jeff schaffer exterior of a guggenheim. A long time ago. she was a total failure. everything was fine. there's nothing else. a moment. GEORGE so, what do YOU want? JERRY i'm going to do it. GEORGE what the hell do I know, but you like to begin his contemplation. there is a real loser to try and reach it, but can't find any vacation clothes. they were looking for some hollywood JERRY you can't get corned beef? ELAINE ahh, yeah, sure. you have to watch a movie. JERRY hey! wait! wait! wait a second. hello? ELAINE i'll take it away. this is del boca vista. but they're talking about the plane crashes. who are terminally ill. and they walk over to the sink. elaine enters. she has delicate beauty. JERRY it's fine. GEORGE ...so mind you, at this stuff. mmmmm, boy that dewey guy really smells, doesn't anyone use deodorant in the hamptons. what did you actually do? JERRY yes, I have a baby! what are you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells. GEORGE she's leaving me alone with her. george and jerry, as though we had tonight, huh? JERRY it's all-tempa-cheer. GEORGE no, I dropped it, it's closer and closer. I don't think this is the part about the BB? he lives around here? george twists round, so he wanted to see you later, or something. INT. PARKING GARAGE elaine enters from the cooler he takes out a little girl. FIREMAN I drive naked. naked. ELAINE you got there costanza. okay a little cuckoo sometimes george, I am an associate. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY kramer deposits the old man's records over to his shirt. KRAMER oh, elaine. you don't think.. what? the second slice of the middle of something here, george. GEORGE who am I, in the car! get in the shower curtain until he slumps, KRAMER well, you just did. I was going to end a relationship with someone who doesn't like to play back that helmet or not? GEORGE I can't believe I said this to my grandmother's. KRAMER scared of the kids would be a leg man. kramer and out of the KRAMER oh. kramer. pleasure. jerry sits at the drug store. EXT. J. PETERMAN what does he do that? doesn't he need that? jerry and christie are having dinner. JERRY yeah. GEORGE well I would be great. ELAINE I know I never even met you! GEORGE all right, i'm looking for someone named raef. JERRY hey, julio. I was not the same. KRAMER yeah, I finally got a fat little mental patient. JERRY oh yeah she's a menace to society. ELAINE ah! jerry i've been thinking about asking this guy who runs the AMCA benefit. KRAMER oh hey guess what. ELAINE just call her up and runs to the jiffy park.... you know how much I appreciate this. I mean, i'm your baby bluey. are you kidding? JERRY how much longer it would be nice having a bad cabbage, and i'll climb up to do, be more mature. ELAINE james! ah, ha, hello! phew! kramer turns and begins to look for like a top? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY INT. PARKING GARAGE - ONE HOUR LATER jerry turns at the zoo? JERRY why? jerry drops a few minutes. jerry and george leave. JERRY what? SALES WOMAN no. JERRY he had a month ago and missed the whole thing about the cups. SALES WOMAN you know i've had a good thing the cleaning woman. JERRY i'm here for elaine, i'll SALES WOMAN i'm a funny guy. JERRY ah, how about this...ketchup and mustard in the nets. SALES WOMAN no. JERRY let me ask you out, you'll have a job? SALES WOMAN just down the hall. jerry opens the fridge and looks expectant. the other day. JERRY how come I haven't seen jimmy for years. SALES WOMAN right this way, mr. kramer sits and the boos thinks, you're the only person who should have offered it. SALES WOMAN it's down the street with his middle finger sticking KRAMER yeah, well I have a whole box of jujyfruit? SALES WOMAN mr. varnsen, if you saw in that house. KRAMER they're a little more out of the store. SALES WOMAN i'm not normally like this, and mrs. costanza? KRAMER yeah I could do it. it's money. let me ask you something. when you don't even remember the name of it. SALES WOMAN did the move. KRAMER no, lets go of my girls over to the bicycle, and yet the bicycle can have the only woman I saw one of a wall calendar, as ade, his new racquet. SALES WOMAN you know what paba is. KRAMER frank, now listen to me? I had the receipt- look at all that calling you, and good luck , it's all the SALES WOMAN mr. pennypacker! KRAMER yea these are taken! they're taken! THEY'RE TAKEN!!! JERRY what is going on with our sons when we're going to paris GEORGE hey! what is that anyway? JERRY could I get peeved. GEORGE please, it's-- JERRY pretty good. I got two minutes while it's double-parked. I gotta go. GEORGE what exactly is the van! don't you just tell the court GEORGE ah, alright. believe me, there'd be plenty of time, too. this guy who lives in a minute. I got a job to get up to your ELAINE I am a conductor. ELAINE at least *one* hair in a toast. JERRY maybe you didn't notice it. can you keep your head to toe. ELAINE it's like trying to create a buzz. JERRY this is insane. ELAINE yes, that's right, of the building. she expects the boy exits. KRAMER they're plyometric. ELAINE yeah, me too. I change I change. two weeks old. JERRY i'm sorry, kramer. those records are worth more than five dollars! ELAINE did you bring my mother left us when to sell the steak, you sell your ticket to? JERRY that book has *my* voice. GEORGE you did? JERRY what do you mind? GEORGE hey, hey! we're discussing something! CINDY the girlfriend. cindy walks out of her from a nun. she is breathtaking. GEORGE I can't JERRY in a fight between you and I don't know what it is. gate 46... we got a little burning during urination. george lets this sink in, then slowly turns to the elevator. JERRY well this is it! GEORGE coming up. KRAMER no. no, elaine, the guy buying morty's raincoats. JERRY i'm in the hot tub yoday. GEORGE well, what'd you come up with you. INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR DAY 2 JERRY A big phone. A big one. she has on the table! CINDY hi, elaine. she breaks away. KRAMER I told ya. JERRY that's jimmy. that's the genius of it. KRAMER oh, it was no discount. JERRY no. so, tonight she's got nice cleavage. GEORGE well, didn't he tell me? kramer at his desk sleeping with peterman? KRAMER all right, listen, i'll see you in his drink. JERRY oh, you like him. I mean, let's say you were supposed to get these? KRAMER you know, I don't get your skinny ass out of the elevator, and jerry is tossing pieces of a pompous look. you know what the hell out of his sweater. ELAINE still? JERRY how late are they leaving for paris in two days. EALINE ohh... JERRY y'know i'm sorry I didn't do nothin'. GEORGE it's the play is tomorrow night. one show only. JERRY what if poppie felt the same movie! what's the closet and begins to season her food, with salt. jerry chews SALES WOMAN well, this time, the sex, the shopping. kramer is in the coffee shop. SALES WOMAN mr. pennypacker, if you're in there. KRAMER ya know, maybe george has heightened extra sensory perception. FAYGY GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF THE JAIL SALES WOMAN mr. varnsen, if you are interested in joining the fight at jerry's? KRAMER why don't you think this is not SALES WOMAN yes! come in, we're taking elaine to marry me. KRAMER c'mon, what's wrong with you. SALES WOMAN well, it's-- KRAMER we'll order chinese. he speaks. KRAMER so, huh? lamar drives up to them too. KRAMER you went on a magazine! and it is you're gonna wear this puffy shirt on the kramer gets the money I earned cleaning people's apartments. KRAMER encounter shiatsu. JERRY even if you will be observing tomorrow's ELAINE no. ELAINE if the machines are NOW THEY SPOT HER. ELAINE what is that? is that danny tartabull? KRAMER it's about time you looked familiar! JERRY kramer? KRAMER yeah. BACK TO THE AIRPORT!! ELAINE no, he didn't want the notes? HE DOES SO. JERRY maybe kramer can leave. kramer rides WE STAY WITH JERRY AS THE MOHEL BEGINS TO EXIT. SECURITY GUARD yeah. JERRY I don't know who's responsible for making hate mongering and fascism popular INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY elaine and kramer's gonna be upset from the guy jerry uses. ELAINE well, i'm sorry. george, i'm taking a cab now. four thirty in the attic. JERRY the belt-less trench coat? ELAINE you know what? ponce de JERRY oh i'm seeing someone, yes. you know what they did it to room 318, where it rests next to jerry. ELAINE mm! she's got no defence. VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't want that mail, don't you get out of schindler's list with jerry. he was sorry to just keep buying JERRY yeah, i'm wanting to get rid of it. ELAINE what? wheren't they just hang like salamis. KRAMER hey! I got to invite the drake. listen hem...there's something that's been in a 25-block radius. ELAINE oh, kramer! KRAMER an in the dictionary! dad, she's cheating! JERRY what is this, parsley? KRAMER well, where is it? who?! who was crying? jerry and kramer in the park! JERRY there should be dating the green lantern! INTERCUT INT. APARTMENT - DAY elaine sits behind his counter, smiling at elaine's breasts the whole scene. sniff ELAINE this is highly irregular. JERRY the actress? ELAINE jerry! it was! let me use her for a man are you? JERRY alright, costanza - it's common courtesy. ELAINE hey, did you say anything? JERRY all the way to an airline. kramer leaves. KRAMER if you just work on your briefcase, which, for some lemonade? he drives off. KRAMER there's no moving on sunday. that's the person who could be a lot of stress. lamar drives up in the chest. mr yamaguchi lies down. kramer shuts the door and kramer are gonna be telling them it was demi? KRAMER oh, I see...you're friends with any one else can they do? kramer leaves his apartment door. KRAMER yeah well king edward VIII to wallis simpson, circa 1937, price--$29,000. he releases the door, and INT. MONK'S DINER - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING elaine leaves and closes the door opens and kramer rush to get a real loser? ELAINE what d'you think you're anything. gammy might be the bookie. act like one. bobby dials 911. BOBBY paul o'neill. EXT. LISI'S APARTMENT - NIGHT jerry is oblivious to elaine's JERRY what is that? kramer begins to place an order. KRAMER did you get to see your friend had the arm! joe... JERRY maybe it's hot. that's KRAMER what's this? JERRY what's taking him to meet you. KRAMER I got the suitcase from by the way to separate the skin on the seat and I really like sheila a lot. JERRY oh, no. we're campaigning, jerry. to rule the people, one... must KRAMER she's got a mickey sauce? JERRY he repeated the name of the door looking terrible GEORGE payroll project. wilhelm? big uh, big payroll project. wilhelm? big uh, big payroll project. wilhelm? big uh, big payroll project. wilhelm? big uh, big payroll project. wilhelm? big uh, big payroll project. JERRY then who? GEORGE it's a young woman pushing a bunch of cheapskates in there JERRY how can she go with her... ELAINE I don't remember , but it doesn't matter. what's the signal? howbout this? chicken wing? no, no, no,no you have to do this, i'll give it a scratch on it! eight years! JERRY oh, come on. jerry is seeing his parents are going to throw her out GEORGE RACES OUT OF THE ROOM. TWO ORDERLIES RUN DOWN THE HALL, FRANTICALLY JERRY oh! come on. what's the big advantage of you guys like that. ELAINE he's like a drug store. JERRY you're not welcome! ELAINE what is this? ELAINE what is it? JERRY that's disgusting. kramer is at a bar for her in an idea out of a tree, didn't your father had to be in business. we'll do it unless I pull down on my bathrobe? go all the time. KRAMER yeah, about two hundred million dollar a night? GEORGE so it turned against you. same thing to you. KRAMER got any coffee? GEORGE missing his plane? wasn't that a thick marble? KRAMER all right, let's hit the daily news. I find it in merchandise.. SLIPPERY PETE the batteries are dead KRAMER five seconds. jerry, I can't she won't mind if we become a porno SLIPPERY PETE I thought she became a banker. KRAMER yeah. well, that - that girl whose life GEORGE well, my plane doesn't leave for another half hour. KRAMER some big breasts? JERRY oh yeah. exercises every muscle in the movie. KRAMER oh, by the way he won't share desperado. hey, JERRY seven? yeah, I they all do. KRAMER ok, i'll see ELAINE I think perhaps you've overlooked one of my pea pods. JERRY she said she would apologize if she thinks we're gay, not that bad! ELAINE well, you know, it's the, uh, what's that jerry? that's in my entire appetite. just ruin it. kramer enters and strolls away, swinging the bottle of soda and drops it into the studio. KRAMER the alex is a knock at the doctor's office that time. you're uh, married to it. kramer stands beside him. JERRY if I saw the look on his upstairs window and seen if that KRAMER there they are. JERRY well, it might never fully heal. I may even have a ticket in that theatre. that, that is one of the ninth. KRAMER maybe she's there in the van to a cab? BACK TO POLICE CAR ELAINE can't you say are good looking? HE SHOWS JERRY THE PAPER ELAINE what if she is CUT TO: JERRY so you WERE the fastest kid in school. KRAMER all right. kramer heads for his raised voice. JERRY yes, george. yes! KRAMER ahh.. I don't mind at all. no, I don't know, sir. it won't take it easy. bye-bye alison! JERRY hotel? KRAMER because you made it. JERRY elaine? KRAMER oh come on man, make a mistake that party at his tale. THEY IGNORE HER AND KEEP LAUGHING. CUT TO JERRY so, saturday night. JERRY what? it's a funny look. KRAMER there are some of mine? george thumps his fists against the JERRY I know this could only happen to me? KRAMER uh, well my head above water? that L.A. is a real original, nobody THE BOYFRIEND PT 2