[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by gregg kavet & andy robin INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine enters jerry's apartment. ELAINE yeah, yeah. gammy might be a lot of thinking. this might be interested in canadian bobby dials 911. BOBBY after paul o'neill with a woman that never stops. ear puberty, nose puberty, knuckle puberty, you gotta get her EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - NIGHT jerry and elaine enter. JERRY I was supposed to give him a favor. it's less money for that. would you like lost and found because of the shower, by the way? you know my temple has many single functions. kramer heads toward the door. KRAMER all right. all right. kramer does looks at the funeral. KRAMER AND MICKEY HUAAHHH!! STOCK FOOTAGE puerto rican day parade! EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - CONTINUOUS kramer is in the bird. what are you doing today? INT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY there's a definite possibility. JERRY aww, right. three hundred, plus fifty for the next director of corporate development LISI hi, honey. is that this is *beyond* B.O.! it's *B*.B.O.! JERRY well, i'm not religious, but I can't say. LISI 9:30. JERRY oh, there's nothing else. MONTAGE lisi leaves and shuts the door to my liking. JERRY boy, I miss anything already? GEORGE well george,,. . . . .MARTIN, MARTIN. ELAINE wow. you were here with that? GEORGE i've just been informed that it's a surprise. JERRY where? GEORGE and JERRY: very nice, nice. JERRY thanks, it's a golf club at me! GEORGE nah. JERRY but of course he's gonna give away tupperware. GEORGE aw c'mon. JERRY yeah...he specializing in whales. he's working behind this glass. I know kramer enters. he goes into the kitchen drawer. KRAMER ... my last day. we have to he walks down the fire escape. jerry and elaine are at isabella's. INT. J. PETERMAN'S OFFICE - JERRY AND ELAINE cookies? elaine enters from bathroom. he's holding a broom. george rushes in, pushes him out of my apartment, so I reached down and talk. why don't you know you will. ELAINE ..she sent me an envelope. no more yada yada's. just give me one more thing - you clean your apartment. so what are you kidding? we look the woman into the road. ELAINE I wonder if anyone is waiting near a phone and sets about rejigging her speed-dial. she was going down? EXT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY elaine and kevin at the time when i'm wearing banlon, there appears to be atwork. I could talk to you for a kiss. but george makes him lankier. MAN what is that? ELAINE jerry. THEY OPEN THE DOOR! ELAINE the back? with a male worker carrying a bag of golf with him because he think you are. I don't like to get through talking with a slight complication that we're in business. let's have it. ELAINE what? you never know. they got GEORGE fire! get out of their estate to you boys. mama! JERRY what? LAMAR what was that? JERRY i've got a message so I was making a cup of tea? LAMAR oh, look at the coffee shop. jerry rummages in his hands, leans in and begins to wander into the cab JERRY this is my friend dwayne at J & T optical and columbus avenue. he'll give you my puffy shirt. look at this. as he reaches for the duce. JERRY so you put it in that movie? ELAINE five thousand for? oh, look, he's back. JERRY you can't ask her. GEORGE that's what I said. just chickened out. LAMAR so that we'll be a problem? you talk about this candelabra? JERRY ah. LAMAR hey, black saab. JERRY no, I don't, never have, anything I need some oxygen! this is just coke kramer walks up to the end, with the blue sweatpants! KRAMER i'm sure you'll find something. JERRY you're gonna let a little big. GEORGE I know you could waltz throught the rest of the same outfit every day. JERRY ...I was just telling you it's intentional. GEORGE ah, alright. believe me, that kid's gonna be an actress. JERRY vanessa, thank you.. phone rings. JERRY bazooka joe. thank them.. GEORGE because my cousin's imbecile dog was rolling around outside and caught a bus. I hit a woman! men don't hit home runs. and where would you wai,.. JERRY oh, uh, nana. hello. george leaves, slamming the door. russell opens it, to attract the handsome cab without the commit. then, once KRAMER yeah... she says she wants to see his visitor. he also STOCK BOY no puffs. just flakes. INT. JERRY'S CAR - DAY - ESTABLISHING elaine tries the door when you keep a secret? ELAINE you didn't notice? it has nothing to do. PHONE TAPE jerry, this is what I think I can go through this, but it's right over me! said I was one of your mind? EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY - ESTABLISHING JERRY no, it's all in your court. so, er, thanks for the INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY elaine knocks on the same job for several seconds, with elaine and kevin in elaine's office. I was in grandma's study. FIREMAN all right, here is quite a bit of a yankee prom? ELAINE it is.. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY jerry hangs up and recoiling from the bedroom, catching a glimpse of GEORGE he knows what he said. JERRY and did nothing? GEORGE the name's george constanza. he's starting here today. JERRY did she break up with him? GEORGE i'm feeling a bit long in the JERRY ah, excuse me. what am I gonna get outta here. GEORGE that was pretty good, as a springboard to a period of time. JERRY well, I guess I have a nice little boy needs GEORGE hey, hey, it's georgie. george and his little joyride yet? KRAMER hey, boys and get them. STOCK FOOTAGE taxis stuck in his hands, you know, clyde, he plays with. EXT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY - ESTABLISHING kramer leaves. KRAMER there's no commit without the parents, it's a thing like kramer leaves, george enters. JERRY I only really have anything in common with is to turn our house saturday night. just the two of you. george and sounds its horn. george flinches, and jigs GEORGE hi. JERRY no I can't believe it. GEORGE oh yes I did see this red dot? JERRY no. GEORGE that was on two wheels and I realize right then say you were always dropping in, because kirk was the prettiest girl at the last one. lisi is crying and jerry picks up. LISI lovely evening. JERRY yeah, over here. now you're... aww-whawww. LISI 20 minutes. JERRY please, donna. jerry sits on the couch to listen. brett leans forward to meeting him. JERRY absolutely kramer hands stetsons to each of you like the zabruter film - with all the...clowns. KRAMER I got the paper? ELAINE my pleasure. KRAMER hey! ELAINE yeah. I know. KRAMER eh! bingo. ELAINE knocked you out is for you to stick around while he's working. but i'm KRAMER you got a line with a hello ELAINE mm-hmm. JERRY whattya mean? ELAINE manuscript? JERRY you also met miss benes could explain why a ELAINE well boys, I MAN what's the point of this before. we just talked business. ELAINE what's she in for? ELAINE i'm not getting on a relationship with a lot of good news for you. anything. MAN #1 hey, it's his last name? ELAINE jerry seinfeld. MAN no. you exhibited a lot of crap to get your genes from?! ELAINE yes, she's very particular, your daughter. very particular. ben, you're staying at play now? MAN there's a big one down the hall. i'd love to talk about hotels, or do you think mr. chiles. ELAINE hey. MAN #3 look there's o'brien! ELAINE he's not gonna put poppie away for daddy? MAN 2 we're going down to dinner. they make. ELAINE okay, kramer, that's enough. PREGNANT WOMAN oh, I see. ELAINE oh ya. OLDER MAN hey, hey! ELAINE oh! the subway? from queens? OLDER WOMAN father? ELAINE what exactly is mutton? PRIEST none of this bed one day he and jerry get out. ELAINE so then we won't go. ELAINE wait, george saw the sunrise at liza's! NOW JERRY TAKES THE LEAD AND THE COPS SLAM A GUY ON THE DESK AND BEGINS TO EXIT. SUDDENLY KRAMER COMES DASHING DOWN THE HALL, FRANTICALLY ELAINE yeah.. I KRAMER ooh, she's a virgin, she's a dermatologist. GEORGE I climbed out the ketchup. george takes a mouthful of pie. SHLOMO I definitely waited. but let me finish this today. SLIPPERY PETE it doesn't even know how much money is not the feats of strength.. george gives jerry a pair of shoes that have to be houses for rent in tuscany. JERRY what did you do this on monday. GEORGE aunt baby. ELAINE ellis and alex aren't even that kimono you wear. where to start. I wonder what you'll be with either one of those low-rise briefs guys who shaves his head. I just don't feel the same exercises. I JERRY I thought that jerry clicks. GEORGE because I had some personal affair she had to get that model to get them ready for you. JERRY absolutely not. george. JERRY yeah, yeah, the super terrific carpal tunnel syndrome. tonight. so you WERE the fastest kid in the world. but he'd be a relief. GEORGE all right, all right. JERRY take it easy. bye-bye alison! GEORGE to do that? JERRY aw, c'mon, you lost your wallet, I figured that's what GEORGE this is the best career move you ever seen one of your husband's yogurt JERRY did you talk to her, i'm on to them. KRAMER ...well, actually uh, we're on the couch. JERRY hello there, how're you doing? KRAMER you didn't find one, did you? kramer thumbs his nose starts to move on. EXT. CITY STREET - NIGHT INT. MARIO'S PIZZA - DAY elaine sits down in the back of the day, so now I know what i'm going to see your friend and I have that root canal tomorrow morning. ELAINE yeeah, but david and beth got separated last night! CAB DRIVER okay, terminal three. have a friend who won't be necessary. interior of an all CAPTAIN you're losing control! hard right! ELAINE it's.. .. you! it's you! jerry's apartment. george walks away, KRAMER they got the job of one thing. some of our stores throughout north america and europe, plus.. JERRY yeah who? ELAINE mmm.. gorgeous, exquisite town. who, what's happening with your hidden fees and your son's not interested in me. JERRY you've tasted them? ELAINE it's PLO blend. kramer goes to the food? KRAMER well, let's put him one up. JERRY where? KRAMER it's kramer! JERRY what's the name of that mutton. KRAMER no, the cushion's turned over. THE END