[generated output in 1 tries] THE END written by gregg kavet & andy robin INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY elaine and tim and eva are becoming ELAINE wait until the break room to nibble on a fixed smile as christie closes it there's been massive trauma. we could sleep late, and get my package ? ELAINE hey! MALE WORKER it's not so much it seems like an excellent idea. ELAINE what?! MALE WORKER elaine! where're you going? ELAINE oh. another guy on the phone with monica. WORKER I know jerry will tell you what i'd like to know that would be fair to be at work all day as a restless morty fusses MALE WORKER this is amazing, you can't spare a they both BECKY thank you. EXT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY the door comes a happy-looking newman, pedalling the schwinn SALES WOMAN would you like to unwind. GEORGE I know, but you are not gonna cost me? thirty-eight bucks? SALES WOMAN you don't know what i'm doin, I know when father curtis might be a city planner. george wakes up. JERRY I can't believe this? KRAMER yeah. george begins hammering the phone bank, his phone number, i'll call you. JERRY another one? INT. PARKING GARAGE - KRAMER, WANDERING AIMLESSLY. ELAINE the cat. just grab a cigar, boys. yeah. it's coming in and greet the mets. INT. ESCALATOR - GOING DOWN TO A GARAGE. elaine pulls a blanket over the city friendlier. ELAINE superman can go crazy and come out? JERRY yes, but-- ELAINE my god, you had to go downtown, george. it's all bramble, see it's kind of in the back. JERRY so what happened to darren? ELAINE what about my botticelli shoes. ELAINE oh, kramer, it's just original, jerry! we're done. kramer walks to the hospital to see what he said you have a compound fracture.. jimmy's going into business together, selling raincoats. KRAMER thanks for the feats of strength. kramer raises one leg and george sit in a space right in front of the conference room near to the side of the hospital. JERRY kramer, you should have heard him. GEORGE what are you leading? who JERRY yeah. we should all be dead eventually. ourselves. that's what mail is. without bills, magazines and junk mail, GEORGE this car to any valet guy in charge of taping off the wrist, pauses in mid air JERRY have you been up working all night i'd fixed myself up a little mint. it's a classic. GEORGE I go to the door KRAMER not necessarily. GEORGE or maybe, she just wanted to pretend to be. i'm cosmo! JERRY yeah, and we both kind of in the airport. GEORGE oh, that must be if you go back in the bedroom? ELAINE no! hypocalimia, not medibolic acidosis. duh! KRAMER well no, I like it. I said I was wearing my sling back pumps. INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY kramer and jerry watch, george jiggles his upper body, to see this is excellent huh? don't KRAMER oh... yeah... JERRY oh. let me ask you to clean this? they embrace passionately. KRAMER on prancer on dasher, on donna. ELAINE I found the place, I set my mouth on fire? JERRY uh, yeah. KRAMER yeah...uhh...well, the streets of paris? JERRY oh, it's my nature. I love you. ELAINE all right. JERRY he's a very KRAMER hey, don't do anything that makes you?...a baldist. elaine looks as attentive JERRY what about those dark ELAINE didn't work, huh? ELAINE what is it...? JERRY alright, I gotta kinda get ready. ELAINE no. I know. JERRY so george, why couldn't you come over. let's see if it's all me. kruger doesn't do drugs. KRAMER yeah, of course not. AND HE STUMBLES AGAIN. JERRY SPOTS A FORTY-ISH, STYLISH COUPLE WALKING TO THEIR CAR. JERRY goodnight. GEORGE not bad? it's gorgeous! JERRY uh..we'll go to prison? bania walks up to my god, hyannisport? with the touring company of nitwits. BANIA it's hard enough... JENNA hope you didn't like it. BANIA ouch. JENNA mm. bania and jenna. JERRY just press it GEORGE it's good, isn't it? now, you're just a second, he's getting married? LAMAR jackass? so i'm doing all the commercial and religious aspects of christmas, so he took it. JERRY what happened, just give me that rye! george looks surprised, confused and worried. JERRY soon as this argument begins to head for the number! GEORGE yeah. JERRY what are ya up to? GEORGE five hundred dollars for this couch?! ELAINE look, it's george. listen, I- GEORGE I am not a date. GEORGE you don't know where she's staying! she, she's not going to take you long. ELAINE he didn't make that up? GEORGE I think you're talking about? GEORGE they say they're fake, the next time your car been sitting here together. why wouldn't you think I see you again! ELAINE yeah it looks like a power struggle and the GEORGE you thought your mother's new car. KRAMER yeah. that's them. JERRY hello, anybody? KRAMER look at that price. JERRY what is it? KRAMER that's it. i'll mail you a signed cheque. JERRY no, no problem, what is that? KRAMER well, where's the orange indicator? AND HE STUMBLES AGAIN. JERRY SPOTS A FORTY-ISH, STYLISH COUPLE WALKING TO THEIR CAR. JERRY hard to justify, at this news. GEORGE that's a risk management expert? JERRY binaca? george sits there, looking stunned. JERRY hi oh. GEORGE now if you faint, but standing is good and decent person. JERRY aha? GEORGE more jokes? JERRY right. well that's not the flat head? GEORGE yeah... JERRY why? ourselves. that's what i'm going to say: why don't you just don't think his voice occasionally, but that's new york mugging. it'll give them on the forehead with a towel. GEORGE what idea? JERRY no, that's not in your apartment. but we'll go back for? jujyfruit? kramer exits, closing the door? KRAMER henry atkins? the postmaster general? JERRY i'm calling the shots around here.. KRAMER PBS pledge drive. JERRY why don't you mr. giggio. jerry hangs up and knocking on the receiving end of all that can drive you to be the godparents of LISI 9:30. lisi is pacing back and puts it all over dinner last night? JERRY oh, you're not going? GEORGE it's george. JERRY well, go ahead! do it! GEORGE well, I think it's a shortcut. the wall on her birthday, but... you don't care if you ruin her relationship with him and his scooter and floors it. LADY due to his sandwich, puts the photograph has been the dream of my spring-time cruise collection. two for twenty-five dollars. LADY lady, i'm not very romantic. y'know with that guy. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT kramer comes over and looks worried. KRAMER wha? kramer in jerry's apartment. KRAMER rusty! rusty! JERRY right after I talked to him about morgan. KRAMER yeah, we had a problem on the ground. GEORGE you got a boyfriend. JERRY oh, it was my mother's. GEORGE I had to repeat the name of the door, to reveal a guy like a snake.....ooooooooooha ,oooooohaaaa..... JERRY you're going to break up. KRAMER yeah, and that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and go. atlas map of the worst part of rochelle rochelle the musical. PUDDY don't peel out. ELAINE jerry...jerry listen I can't get you anything to get moose skowron off of that in front of the shower, he's got a 212 number from this moment my entire case depends on the afternoon than the first row; I was at a party. oh, i'm sorry too. PUDDY don't boss me! this is supposed to be late for me to come down tonight, and he's suppose to go? ELAINE those school zones are a couple of muscle relaxers would help. PUDDY well, it's an infringement on your side. they're yelling and yelling, and ELAINE I was supposed to get outta here? here's what you said. PASSENGER -fimty kroner. PUDDY you gotta use that, that's a prickly one. ELAINE george, I need to see me in this town. the whole business is here. here in an accident? VEGETABLE LASAGNA oh god. what are you gonna see this woman was sitting at an ATM. ELAINE gene? oh, it's uh, not that there's good fresh TV shows JERRY desoto? what did you notice it what's the rope on side of the way. KRAMER tut tut , i'll ask the guy shows up? JERRY of course. 1973. KRAMER uh.. that's right. now you kids don't go that fast. kramer is in cellblock D. my friend bob saccamano story?! JERRY if you called the bro. he holds it up tomorrow. KRAMER you got caught? JERRY what?! GEORGE how could you at least he had a job interview. they want to go out and try that. you stay on 95 south to biscayne boulevard. then you left it at all. JERRY but I can't talk so quickly gets out of either one of my building at that place on the table, you pick it up. GEORGE elaine. ELAINE no, I have to know everything, don't you? KRAMER great. JERRY really? then maybe this idea I would never race anyone again. not even the slightest human suffering. KRAMER oh, hey. JERRY and you were a boy and KRAMER suppose I told you not understanding? JERRY your friend, jerry.. GEORGE what did he say anything? JERRY I know, I was telling carrie about our dates. you always had an hour off your hat and that carts with one of those old-time car horns, he gets a real piece of fabric? GEORGE well I-I... JERRY ah hah, alright, let's go. GEORGE you can get lockjaw. JERRY no, no, I don't know what I haven't thrown up on. GEORGE okay, by the worst JERRY that is a potential son-in-law? I mean it's obvious. can you get this thing off i'm going to break up with him. GEORGE what is it come to me.. and JERRY yeah. he's really handsome with those... GEORGE the show will be stunned. JERRY hey, al. how's it doing? GEORGE oh, no, just bring her here. this can help you. just as the japanese toward seats. kramer leaves at a table, with J peterman at the museum with you? LAMAR hey, jackass! get me a ticket last week. JERRY you're kicking me out with her in your apartment. kramer throws a bag full of these, like KRAMER vandelay. JERRY your hands off my rent KRAMER hey, he's a comedian. kramer enters. JERRY yeah, and now he's moving out of the KRAMER okay, so, i'm gonna cut you. JERRY what's with you? KRAMER yeah. ELAINE is he still hasn't gotten anywhere with her. plus, I give it up. everybody else have you been?! KRAMER no, no. how about dessert? ELAINE the soup nazi said that he was younger, he had to break up with an oxygen mask on his desk, no thanks to you. KRAMER wait, wait, wait, she wanted to be a good comedy. you know, in fact, you got away with that dry air. ... you know you're in for one-fifty. JERRY george? KRAMER no. don't, jerry. my sports section? JERRY what show? KRAMER yeah let me see it. seven. seven periods of kramer comes up to his feet like that thing away! this squares us. JERRY hey, i've eaten frogs, so nobody's perfect. KRAMER do it. JERRY oh, well, of course not! RADIO 794 bleeker the party's hanks. tom hanks. JERRY vandaley industries, kel varnsen speaking. may we help you? GEORGE I wanna hear her thoughts. ELAINE oh hey! how about russia? GEORGE i'm interviewing all these corporate gigs and even if I smoke? KRAMER quiet, quiet. JERRY entertainment tonight's on. GEORGE ha, uh, he bumps one of these negotiations. JERRY george and susan at their usual booth at the next bus. LAMAR where you had, uh, wooden teeth. JERRY well, what did you put it out loud. kills the spontaneity. LAMAR hallelujah. praise the lord. but i'll be in love with him. KRAMER that's it. JERRY that whole deal with that racquet? KRAMER I fell reborn, i'm like a pig. JERRY i've never been so enthusiastic he could have given me ulcers? KRAMER stefanie. 2-G. JERRY aww! GEORGE she had a month in europe with his thumbs. JERRY but the GEORGE you remember peter. remember I told you! now, frank, listen. here's what I had to carry my keys? JERRY and your first reaction or one of the funeral because she had an arguement about me again. now she's not there. he's got a bottle of ketchup. carts with one of you to lunch ANYMORE! you had to say something. everything was fine. unless.. GEORGE I was audited last year. that's why I bet. JERRY what do you remember george. KRAMER mail fraud. oohhhh . how adorable is the only one. JERRY jerry seinfeld. KRAMER you're not gonna cop a pig? JERRY I gotta be soft. KRAMER jerry, have you got on that internet. i'm late on the phone? JERRY you're the shark? KRAMER who says i'm his wife. ELAINE don't worry, jerry. i'm right open. JERRY no. ELAINE hey, did jerry they found it. I can't go in fresh! KRAMER ...sluggish. JERRY no, never. GEORGE of course he liked it? JERRY yeah! it's you! GEORGE what? no jerry, you ever pretend there's a void... JERRY hello. ourselves. that's what makes them think you're any better? GEORGE that's the idea. JERRY stakes? GEORGE well I am a human being, i'll talk to you for a few JERRY god it's so rare in men these days that guy last night. GEORGE hey, how you made the paper. elaine and jerry in jerry's apartment. ELAINE find out the way down to the cashier and empties the bowl all over it. JERRY how did you get a weekend routine...i'm on the phone. ELAINE I do that? JERRY the police? kramer bites into one day, walk again. KRAMER rock. JERRY um, um, look to the KRAMER absolutely not. ELAINE uh, who else? me. i'm gonna puke. KRAMER yeah. JERRY is getting a bit of a banana... KRAMER yeah. move along, betty. JERRY so you're gonna leave it in a while. KRAMER you'd think... ELAINE I had this great honour? KRAMER oh, yeah. right. ELAINE you think? KRAMER that's my bike! ELAINE it's all smashed up. kramer takes a bite. it was pretty good, wasn'it? I told frank he could say the same, but I don't know what she sees a woman are still ringing. where's tim? EXT. CITY STREET - DAY INT. MEETING ROOM - DAY the pillow behind his desk, his forehead resting on a fixed smile as christie closes it SALES WOMAN did the x-ray table with my wife. GEORGE PUTS HIS ESTIMATES ON THE STREET SALES WOMAN well, I almost did once, and I will. george exits the limo is rocking violently and tim whatley even know why we have a bite? JERRY frankie! frankie! frankie! frankie, is that what you want. i'm still not over? no one wears the same place. so, I had no idea. jerry's apartment, some time JERRY I know. ELAINE no! I won't! GEORGE to hell with it. but maybe he just pay your check down today. JERRY all of you, eva. thank you. GEORGE is ELAINE bye. JERRY why don't you think this garage is KRAMER yeaaaaah! THE LITTLE JERRY