[generated output in 2 tries] THE BABY TIGHTLY. written by larry david INT. SECURITY GUARD'S OFFICE IN GREETING AS HE BRINGS THE INSTRUMENT DOWN. GEORGE george, george costanza! KRAMER well, you can't have people shoving their arms into a department store and I'LL wait in the car! GEORGE maybe we should see each other with these notes before. ELAINE peterman is consulting a chart on me. KRAMER oh? well, how did you allow a space right in the corner with a little transparent? ELAINE uuh. KRAMER from the sight. GEORGE what kind of position did you refuse to grow about my arm. KRAMER hey. SLIPPERY PETE A what? SHLOMO they put the top rises george's keyring. INT. TAXI CAB - DAY george, very much indeed. GEORGE so what happened? SHLOMO so what you think. everything you can relate? GEORGE alright, I saw you running. I thought I was speaking earlier with kramer and emily in bed later that night I had a good idea. SHLOMO eat the pizza? GEORGE keith, keith wa what happened? did he say anything? SLIPPERY PETE the batteries are fine. we've got...oh, god. only 3 minutes left. GEORGE okay. SLIPPERY PETE you owe me a favor. no more pudding. i'm starting the press would bury him! GEORGE why don't you come back ever. KRAMER the dewey decimal system, what a huge problem, jerry. the tapes are worthless. GEORGE this woman just looked at your x-rays. KRAMER so, you up to, say, ten thousand years, it will be taking this so called mental defective put something stupid on her arm, too, I don't know how to work with these! JERRY uh, sorry, excuse me mr. dalrimple. I am getting a makeup. KRAMER well its, uh, well my buddy stubbs . he kept his card, his dirty little secret. we're having the affair with elaine, and reaches for and drinks from a certain type of guy you're seeing somebody else. i'm JERRY well, so, look, the main customer service branch. ask for it, you bought it from there. KRAMER ah, you've selected ... agent zero? if that's what people want to see him anymore. where is it? JERRY oh, I get a hot night. the mind games? timeslot. CLUB ANNOUNCER ladies and gentlemen! it's our first date, she's already on its own momentum. jerry and george. JERRY did you go to the girl. she's integral. KRAMER jerry? I have legs. have you got something better? JERRY hey! kramer. KRAMER that's right. jerry and abby are in motion, but there was no mistaking it? KRAMER uh huh, right. JERRY hey, i'm being audited. KRAMER no, no. mister peterman, why don't you use the dryer. hey elaine if a man that EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - DAY KRUGER are you doing? INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY everyone begins to head up scouting, and GEORGE what? KRUGER not if I deserve...i mean... GEORGE you don't like. KRUGER so, how are we talking about the show! i'm gonna sneak up on the front. GEORGE no, they don't care. WATKINS heh heh. KRUGER I don't have a GEORGE I can't believe somebody pulled the top on. WATKINS all right, then you're free tonight. you know what you're going to do? GEORGE how do you wanna take a sip? WATKINS heh heh. GEORGE no, no that's not so fast I didn't mean to be the new york mugging. it'll give them a couch? bring them by one o'clock. he's very peculiar. watkins and george can go scuba diving. we'll be in here last week about no story, you're a guy from the kitchen drawer and offers it to the doctor said that about leaving after sex? did I just keep singing it on me at doubleday. GEORGE I don't know KRUGER so you're against morty. GEORGE well, so what KRUGER george, I think you're talking about! COCO what did he come over and picks up the steps to the stand. GEORGE I didn't know the difference! KRUGER t-bone! GEORGE what's gonna happen now? KRUGER george, I gotta go, I give her the truth. GEORGE and your deranged protégé can run really, really fast. KRUGER not if I had to begin with, we never fooled around.. george and sid are in KRUGER I don't know. it's mickey mantle, jerry. my idol. COCO when I hear the good spot in front of elaine's that was bound to happen! GEORGE jerry, i've been looking at the wake in detroit. we hear the engine clotted. you know when COCO what did you say? it's like sales tax... GEORGE it's george costanza. KRUGER how long would you mind switching seats? GEORGE I am so happy to say anything! KRUGER george, take a dive? COCO when I went down to the health club? GEORGE I don't know, he had a big region. KRUGER it says first time this thing work? ALL koko! koko! koko! koko! koko! koko! INT. SECURITY GUARD'S OFFICE the door behind him. ELAINE no, no, no no. course not. she buzzes him up. ELAINE well. you are pensky material. would you want to give presents to people who stiff me on the table. she gets in ELAINE they were, it's kinda complicated. BOY thanks a lot. ELAINE it wouldn't fit you. BOY gammy! ELAINE what? why didn't you already told me BOY gammy krantz, it's your apartment. but we'll go and do ELAINE nothing. I got these people came and, somebody, gave him BOY thanks a lot. ELAINE oh, no, I don't know! BOY gammy krantz, it's your chart. it's your urine, elaine. you know, he was eating? ELAINE oh, did he look like? BOY gammy! ELAINE hi paul! it's elaine is walking around naked in the caragain? EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY lots of packaging. MAN what is this the easy way, open the door, where he is so upset about. I couldn't look at the same temperature the coffee shop. nice cuff links, by the sunlight coming through the ELAINE right. exactly. so I can make a big ass. MAN hey! wait, wait, wait... ELAINE hi, I thought it was like a discoloration. it's white. MAN #2 those collars are funny! ELAINE lloyd braun? what d'you think? MAN george? ELAINE yeah it is also sitting at the table and picks up MAN you're probably right. she's gorgeous. ELAINE kramer, you're fighting children?! EXT. BARRICADE - DAY - ESTABLISHING kramer storms out of the arthur berkhardt MAXWELL you know what they did. look what I want-- triangles. alright, i'm gonna call the day before thanksgiving. KRAMER hello archie, veronica, mr. weatherbee. MAXWELL you wanna grab lunch? KRAMER can you relax, it's a coffee table book about coffee tables! get it? MAXWELL doesn't sound like you're KRAMER HEY YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON! MAXWELL you know what to do, you know. I got his ticket. KRAMER you know, jerry, I need somebody to shave it for you, I think that puddy actually believes in something? MAXWELL you know the ones? you could use it. they've got those little adjustments that people like to schedule a late meeting. KRAMER hey buddy. I am MAXWELL hey, you are SUCH a prude. KRAMER hey. MAXWELL you know what? I changed my mind into a daydream. kramer walks on. KRAMER no. you have a big salad to go. city sidewalk, george is on the windshield and bounces away. music on the bottom, just slide it into the store in your freezer dies and his mail. no sooner has he ever get married. she thought it sounded kind of funny looking guys and they grafted her big fat turkey. MAN it's overtipping. I just said it! george ends his experiment, and rises to leave. newman stops under a pile of dirty towels and GEORGE it's a scorcher. boy I bet he got caught. we sent in four notes from MARIO no. JERRY we're going to do me a shot from beneath the george stands outside the landlord's narrative, kramer becomes more and more agitated. JERRY you know jerry. KRAMER oh, well the question isn't even B.O.! this is gonna meet elaine and kramer still sit on the slide at club USA it's ...intense. THE REVERSE PEEPHOLE