[generated output in 1 tries] THE CADILLAC PART 1 written by alec berg & jeff schaffer david mandel INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY the couch. GEORGE let's test him. hey, driver. what do they just stopped by to get going. DELIVERY MAN just sign this the bell. GEORGE oh my god. I must have left to live. KRAMER wait till that uma smells this uva. music begins to walk around without a doubt, i'm down to the doctor? JERRY what did it. GEORGE why not? what the hell with them. JERRY oh no. they massacred my boy. JERRY what did she do something like this? I haven't heard that I love those. ELAINE eddie. yes, um, I gotta thank him, he tells him which soap to use. JERRY it was all for.. KRAMER well, that's something. so, jerry thought I was good to see who blinks george yeah. JERRY he's a sports writer for the one who left the door unlocked. from twelve hundred miles down to mario's pizza with me or was he wearing a wedding present. A older woman approaches jerry. GEORGE why would I have him paged? JERRY I don't really have a cousin there who's suffering very badly. GEORGE how ya doin'? JERRY think so? GEORGE nah. JERRY I'M NOT A LIER! INT. MONK'S RESTAURANT - DAY jerry is drying the checks. dozens hang from lines around the edge of the fridge. JERRY who couldn't. GEORGE you know where he got side-swiped by a lizard? JERRY but then shouldn't you be my chance and that's you. GEORGE oh! that's good thinking. george and jerry are at the toys. she's wearing the ribbon. JERRY you can't just steal it. no more tickets. jerry's apartment JERRY so, um, do you feel? ELAINE do you a velvet fog. JERRY it's one thing got to get rid of the world, and they turned around and around the store and it's possible that he's in the rear view mirror. KRAMER it's definitely doable. JERRY when is elaine's boyfriend selling cars? I thought you were a couple of cats? KRAMER they are all rusted here. that's a shame. that's just jane driving home to go your own pie! we give you those word association kramer and bania are there. JERRY what, do I smell pantene? KRAMER all right, you have to tell each other JERRY *oh*, you mean from what I should get elaine something. jerry stands up screaming and my audrey. JERRY look at you isn't it? kramer shows of his jacket and carefully slips it over man! KRAMER the alex was built in nineteen forty-one, forty-seven, fifty-two, GEORGE yes, they do! INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY KRAMER oh, boy. INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE AND KRAMER hey. GEORGE all right. so I move my arms when she stops playing the game tonight. I, uh, need to get new friends. i'd have to take you to be late for me at the time we ever did. GEORGE find a decent hotel- room... AMY well, I feel like I, like I have this job. of course, his pectorals could use some food on the left? GEORGE morning, ma. AMY no, nothing really. ELAINE hey, you know, it's late. I gave it to. JERRY yeah. EALINE um, excuse me. JERRY yeah.. yeah. I see a parasite. GEORGE come on! JERRY boy, I never told me not to bring up. GEORGE wait a minute, we're gonna be driving along, INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT george and jerry at his lodge. so jerry, you got yourself a cup to go. GEORGE he just went through on the door. MARIO no. JERRY what a great name for a george returns to the other driver doesn't have five thousand dollars? I knew I was taller, that's, that's, that's nice. GEORGE and elaine enters. JERRY alright, but no car. i'll have to know about the baby? GEORGE yo, anna. JERRY huh? how you got respect for the back. GEORGE nice to meet him at the jacket I brought in a blender and he can't allow my son bought me a shot of the warehouse is gloomy and dank. there are literally hundreds of people for like two animals. ray is very damaging to the judge, honey. i'm going to say it, doesn't sound like that, it reminds me of when I didn't know the whole thing installed by the way, have you ever swear to god! JERRY hey, hey. GEORGE ever since I saw there wasn't going to grow up - I heard about what you say she was going down! JERRY oh, you gotta finish this today. bania and jenna walk over. BANIA hey, jerry! guess what! the kramer name might live on! JENNA it's jenna. bania walks up as you'd JERRY okay.. GEORGE it's not like the zabruter film - with the high seas. JERRY you know what that is so much more money. so, that's so touching. GEORGE it's the third floor. i'll meet thee in front of them. just ... just sit on newman's door. newman LAMAR hey, black saab. JERRY no I don't think more flan is the sex is wild but she's twisted! george is at a condom in my office. under the door, where he parked and blocked us in. DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHOSE CAR THAT IS? maybe there's a memo, here, from accounting telling me the armoire and it said I looked GEORGE what the problem with elaine, I really-- JERRY ya, or if there are no bristles. LAMAR you know, without this big fight with one of those. JERRY he doesn't recycle. george and elaine sit side by side on a roll, that's it. EXT. KRUGER'S OFFICE BUILDING - NIGHT KRAMER yeah, those are in jerry's apartment. he rides all around the corner. INT. TAXI CAB - DAY kramer leaves both sally and jerry are at the poster for me? KRAMER no,no,no. JERRY oh my god, hyannisport? with the kennedys? why does everything always have tuna on toast. chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a man would KRAMER or is that, latin? JERRY where'd I take a bite. it was good looking....at least I KRAMER uh huh... JERRY so what happened? KRAMER so go. JERRY I have two seats KRAMER oh, hey, i'm on deck! scissors mishap, air show disaster, chinese organ thieves...it's a dangerous world. BACK TO POLICE CAR ELAINE oh!!! HE TRIES TO LOOK ELAINE here, can you be at work today, I discovered something even remotely pretty and you have made a grab. CUT TO: JERRY yeah, but why are you talking about? KRAMER yeah, and you're drinking coffee, that's gonna make the freaks feel comfortable. JERRY absolutely not. he sped up. KRAMER then we're off to look up to find the best cantaloupe I ever had. JERRY she's like the jacket. GEORGE well...susan. lisi is on somewhere so LISI I thought it was extraordinary. she comes out, I started walking, he skidded and he didn't show up. anyway, this person told me you were getting me a dinner. JERRY hey kramer LISI look what I would never do another crossword puzzle with her neck. JERRY c'mon, c'mon. jerry and me, there's three crooks in the fruit department? jerry looks downwards at his apartment. george closes the door closes, trapping his arm into a coffee table out of my parking spot, that's my hand all cut up reaching in. jerry sits beside george. JERRY uh.. one of red wine over her ear. LISI 9:30. JERRY i'm a bad thai meal. LISI 20 minutes. JERRY sue ellen mishke? ah, alright, four. seinfeld. LISI fine. so it's straight. JERRY so what kind of problem? LISI good-bye, jerry. JERRY oh he'll be here somewhere. LISI look what I think. have some bad dudes. JERRY you know, I bet she took them myself with a bowl of rice crispies on top of her lingerie shots. have you got my own note. LISI I thought kramer was our first time in my spare time for silence. JERRY those eyebrows could use a vacation. LISI so much for gratitude... yeah, yeah, you mentioned her. JERRY well, what happened? LISI boy, did he do that? JERRY I know you had to be in prison for the lobster. I EXT. CITY STREET - DAY - ESTABLISHING george leaves the house, of peterman himself will save you this misshaped shardy meat. look at how obtrusive this is. GEORGE no no. MAN they just here? george slowly backs out of the box, after the MAN watch your step. WOMAN #1 ciao. jerry and george are in roy's office. sweat. kramer and elaine in the worst of it to the judge, honey. i'm going to do? BANIA yes KRAMER well, you can have this doubt about the olympics. JERRY I suppose. KRAMER well, I told you. they're relationship killers. too bad you're engaged. you're getting a vibe here. what, are you doing here?! JERRY are we gonna see her in the gulag! KRAMER oh, no. there's nothing out there with JERRY i'm sure as hell fighting for you! KRAMER how's that goin'? JERRY no, he's not happy about it. GEORGE it wasn't funny. KRAMER ah! what.. tim whatley? GEORGE what is this? KRAMER all right, it's all a big company. GEORGE i'm outta there. kramer enters. he is man-struggled. he lifts it out for a schtickle of flouride. KRAMER did you get up pretty early in the tub with a guy I was in the chinese. city and possibly for music on the table dies and his eyes run over the place. MAN yes, I would dump whoever I was there. where were you? you think mussolini would circle the block george is all burned to the guy GEORGE what? george passes by as he piles sliced ELAINE so they can be seen. in another GEORGE susan loves the sponge. ELAINE mr. peterman.. GEORGE yes. JERRY elaine, this is, so I didn't get the feeling that if you're getting a place to eat up there on the floor. GEORGE you start to walk, and I feel inferior. ELAINE I know! can you believe someone would lie about chemotherapy to get better. i'll never fix it. GEORGE what do you wanna have some fun. ELAINE oh, great. GEORGE who are you? ELAINE I don't understand the very first public KRAMER oh, so now joe mayo wants me to get out of raising this kid. GEORGE yesssss. ELAINE HUH, so should you. GEORGE moops! ELAINE we get a pack of gum. JERRY hey, george, you coming with us in that van was a gift. ELAINE you know, if you don't give me the bill. JERRY what about a parking lot at yankee stadium ELAINE uhh THEY START LAUGHING. ELAINE oh great, oh, this is a periodontist. he does in there? THEY REACT... ELAINE hey, nice going, jerome seinfeld! THEY ALL EXIT. ELAINE you wanna meet at the mouth! THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. ELAINE what house guest? THEY TURN TO GEORGE, WHO'S GAPING AT SOMETHING. ELAINE what? THEY STOP... JERRY you know, progress? KRAMER & MICKEY rock, paper, scissors match. JERRY what are you gonna get outta here? here's what i'm thinking of making another KRAMER ya. JERRY ehh, nobody listens. KRAMER and..voila! kramer whistles, impressed KRAMER well, if it's enough to promise two. JERRYL oh, come on! how often do I need somebody there. rest of death blow? KRAMER yeah, I don't want to go to shmoopy? GEORGE well, I guess she's still blaming me? JERRY alright, let's go. george yeah. KRAMER well, I wouldn't bother you with that! GEORGE oh, right, right. I was afraid that I would think that is so true, yes! JERRY this is no cable guy sighs, and begins to walk away. kramer's door yelling kramer... GEORGE wait a minute, where did you call? JERRY they did it all right come on. GEORGE I believe the rat problems in the kitchen at the counter eating grilled cheese. cheese, george! cheese! JERRY uncle leo! GEORGE oh, yes. yes, he's very proud people. JERRY have you been? GEORGE cause I gotta go back there tonight, you know, uh... position. elaine and owen are at a donut he goes to pay for that? ELAINE . . .because she handed you the human fund. CAB DRIVER no, you stay away from my roommate. making everybody nervous. puddy entering elaine's apartment ELAINE you want to see what jerry says. now face it. if it was vegetable stand. VEGETABLE LASAGNA I don't know. I know...! ELAINE yes! i'm a great night. JERRY it's lanette! I need a gardener. ELAINE wouldn't it be to familiarize yourself with these kinds of commotion. somehow she got the AM/PM mixed-up. KRAMER hi. GEORGE hey, how ya doin'? ELAINE hey, jer. are you doing here?! GEORGE WOULD YOU PICK A STATION!!!!! KRAMER ow SLIPPERY PETE the batteries are fine. we've got...oh, god. only 3 minutes left. SHLOMO he looks just like him. I like her from seeing it. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY george, look, i'm stagnating. GEORGE I wanna remind everyone that the things that cause I tell time by yourself? SHLOMO eat the plant life - the one with the pharmacist. GEORGE george costanza. SLIPPERY PETE you think of a funny guy! GEORGE so? KRAMER I don't trust this guy. GEORGE what? JERRY oh, did we take over your shoulder to see a doctor put a negative effect on you. GEORGE I asked JERRY almost. ELAINE yeah right, um, as a general, but a person's spine around. THEY OPEN THE DOOR! ELAINE i'll tell you what I mean. it's like i've already been with a tee. THEY FINALLY YANK THE BABY INT OTHER ROOM. THE MOHEL SNAPS. ELAINE so, how are you making gravel? ELAINE mmm, gyro. JERRY well you're not louis lane. ELAINE what is it...? JERRY we're just friends. ELAINE you gotta take some gum. JERRY no, shower. so, where are you going to have been in the one you met in the bathroom , the kitchen... ELAINE we went over the phone. JERRY but I think you should come. ELAINE I think they're gonna beat the hell are you talking about? KRAMER if they're lucky. ELAINE uhh. this. it's 85 dollars marked down from 600. KRAMER well, you know, elaine. ELAINE how did you hear this message? JERRY yeah. $37.50 for a year removed from society so that the way george, you can get that many wizards. ELAINE hey. JERRY well, i'm also an architect. ELAINE right. JERRY yeah. EALINE hello? JERRY I thought you saw the whole thing very uninteresting. when you two know each other? GEORGE you don't care? KRAMER well, here's the bathroom. i'll be ready in a minute. wait GEORGE yeah. so, ah, ramon this is george. i'm not the point! the guy asked you to meet him face to play back that cadillac for us? KRAMER i'd like to meet you... GEORGE no. that's what i'm saying to the left JERRY the bris? GEORGE well, here we go... george storms out. GEORGE venetian blinds. MAN watch your step. GEORGE ade, I have mourned for three hours of the board of directors. look at that. MAN good day miss benes. george is leaning across the street. MAN #1 that's his name. you get the camera. listen I can't control it! we're like some kind of sick society we are going to be a bit stiff. WOMAN you know what I can somehow manage to drain a little hungry. you wouldn't believe. jerry gives the man and kramer's taped out the building. sweat. kramer and frank are eating dinner. george is opening the ground floor door for a man. BANIA it's hard to justify. because the battery is dead, call me when I saw someone on his cash register with all that. KRAMER yeah, but i'm just gonna go pick it up, she hears this, and that's who you're dealing with! JERRY oh..huh.. is she worth? KRAMER uh, well, she was hitler's girlfriend. kramer pulls down a little. JERRY nah. i'll just talk to you yesterday? KRAMER hey buddy. I thought she had an opportunity to put up JERRY really? I thought it was worth it. *kiss* i'll be right back. KRAMER let me tell you the nice one that looks aren't even there yet. elaine and her have a little bonkos. really. anyway, if you look awful. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT GEORGE huh. you must look. SECURITY GUARD okay, let's not panic. let's just jump up and then he looks around, and GEORGE yes. INT. APARTMENT - DAY george shrugs his understanding. JERRY I like that job? INT. SECURITY OFFICE - DAY - ESTABLISHING KRAMER I like that fish that attaches himself to a cat. when you see it, it's much better here at sanalac like to thank you for a particular GEORGE what paper does she have collision? INT. MOVIE LOBBY - DAY george begins this time.} GEORGE WOULD YOU PICK A STATION!!!!! JERRY he's not back yet. GEORGE of course. I took one last resort. tomato sauce. ELAINE won't the landlord know i'm enjoying it very difficult for your paper today. why don't GEORGE is there anything I can do better than me. jerry is cleaning the pool with little outfits for myself. gotta have a coffee cup's fine. ELAINE you can't! you can't wear this all straightened out. would JERRY so think you can ELAINE it is amazing after years of JERRY for a moment and then....... ELAINE hello.... hello, oh... JERRY and you're a very important call. ELAINE cab receipt. hey, puddy. JERRY . . . . . sorry, they're usually very friendly. hey! ELAINE un-huh. KRAMER hey, can I GEORGE alright, then. we've gotten to know why. there's a costanza here, says he's the guy in your situation the only one I gave her an option? ELAINE yeah. GEORGE and you misinterpret this how? JERRY I think it's about nothing. GEORGE oh, shut up and knocks on the sofa cushion. JERRY hey, hey. kramer, what are you doing out here? GEORGE what's so funny? george and jerry's saab emerges from the store. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY A member of staff approaches. OLDER MAN oh, yeah? OLDER MAN hey, aren't you going around lately. will you stop it george, he's out, you're forty-five minutes a day, their entire ELAINE maybe.. all over everything.. take it yet. thanks a lot. i'm really sorry about before....i mean i'm sure he'll be nothing more EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING lots of them. MAN thank you. ELAINE thought it was her aunt! MAN #1 _the new york in the cigar store, trying to give fifty to his car in the first place. ELAINE look at that. guess I have seventy-five games on cable this year.. MAN #1 I can't believe you're even considering not playing. we need someone, huh. ELAINE svenjolly? I did not see us. MAN NO.1 won 37. ELAINE all right, all right, look, you gotta go see him. EXT. CITY STREET - DAY INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY - ESTABLISHING the restaurant. there's a clock over there. ELAINE yeah. that's true. A queue of people staring at each other so they can move faster without father o'gimpy. ELAINE but he didn't come out with my boyfriend. she shuts the fridge. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY GEORGE she's working late on everything. INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY george, kramer, and newman are seated together. GEORGE oh, that's gotta be moving your car. you want me to feed her cat. SHLOMO I definitely thought we're stealing this thing, or what? GEORGE oh good. SHLOMO I don't know, george. GEORGE I can use it as he goes. SHLOMO eat the tops. GEORGE oh, she's a package for you. SHLOMO so what would you kind of a person feel better I could have come forth so enthusiastically to someone. GEORGE I don't know what she said? KRAMER it's got lots of other stuff. JERRY goodnight. jerry swerves into another room. LISI then may I help you? name please? lisi is in his chair, his fingertips together, trying to track down that lady that was our first date, she's already in reruns? JERRY yeah, we'll do it and everything. both had tears streaming down you don't do that anymore. LISI eight tomorrow? lisi is sitting with her is her life. JERRY and now I turn to mock. finally I slipped and... they shrug and return it. what's the matter? GEORGE well, i'm meeting him for the card I sent? JERRY THINKING very good? no, not at dinky. GEORGE yeah. it's piquing hot. it's fresh out of this thing...i can't hear. JERRY good. how you gonna get? GEORGE you want this, that, and the fine, there's no lenses in those commercials. JERRY hey, I am anyway. ourselves. that's what I wrote. GEORGE ever since you asked, I told cynthia we'd double with her fork, JERRY she did, you insisted. carts with one of those cappuccino places. they let you in. GEORGE oh! I have to take - I really have something JERRY elaine, I give you amoral compass. you have to push open a door she KRAMER genderson's. kramer takes a photograph. INT. PARKING GARAGE - GEORGE BEING LED IN BY THE SECURITY GUARD. there's nothing I can never know the food. KRAMER not just an activity. it's ball *boys*, not ball men. SALES WOMAN mr. varnsen, if you didn't make it. KRAMER so, i'm gonna sneak up on her birthday, somehow it mushroomed. now I really owe you one. SALES WOMAN the asking price is $1.5 million. KRAMER yes. you saw who, what? SALES WOMAN right this way, mr. KRAMER I had what you can SALES WOMAN you don't have dip for dinner? KRAMER yeah. well, he--uh--visits the guy who asked me to get together some time? SALES WOMAN it's down again?! KRAMER hey. he he he....but i'll tell you what, they're expecting us though. lemme just say this. it is in new york magazine just judged his kitchen to be a good person... INT. ESCALATOR - GOING DOWN TO A ROOM vote for the invite. elaine is on the long sideburns? ALL hey, hey. WALTER what's with him? everyone who has attended this trial is still playing. FEMALE CUSTOMER this woman said that humm.. you know.that it helps his pathients relax ELAINE what else have and you really think about it. very talented, very takented young actress. FEMALE WORKER it's walter's last day. we have to take that stuff is safe. ELAINE uh... I... elaine and jerry at his door. he knocks, but there is no way jack! ??? at the restaurant. JERRY swirl. ELAINE oh yeah. the sneakers. the americans and their sneakers. JERRY no, I don't think so. you love susan: , right? ELAINE no. GEORGE okay, uh, look, if you come. JERRY what's the matter with him? NOW JERRY TAKES THE LEAD AND THE SECURITY GUARD. ELAINE yeah. KRAMER I once saw him on wednesday. GEORGE cross the wires? I can't believe you're really working up quite a coincidence. we're just trying to... shlomo and slippery pete is playing and SLIPPERY PETE where are all looking much more important to me. GEORGE yeah. I see nose. KRAMER oh yeah, me too. JERRY can you possibly like GEORGE oooh. MARIO no. JERRY all this noise. MARIO so where have you seen JFK? GEORGE no. rice and caramel. MARIO so where are the rest will come pleasure. JERRY it's a fascinating field! GEORGE jerry! stop it! JERRY you don't have to open ketchups. they should update these pieces, nobody rides horses anymore. maybe GEORGE you don't know the important thing is totally overrated. now, here's the scoop, jockey. I, uh, I didn't spit at you. JERRY what are you doing? they walk over that well... KRAMER whe have the chocolate bobka. ELAINE why? HE SHOWS JERRY THE PAPER JERRY new shirt? WE GOTTA GO! IT'S 8 47! SECURITY GUARD empty your pockets please. JERRY look at that. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - NIGHT ELAINE oh fine, I don't think I heard she was lovely. i'm amanda. INT. BLEACHERS - DAY JERRY we're gonna make you feel on a plate. SECURITY GUARD scuse me. what happened to the TV guide. JERRY we have blankets for your information, I got some bats in the building? SECURITY GUARD well who schedules his wedding on super bowl fever. JERRY there must be back. SECURITY GUARD what I do. JERRY oh, well, then how are ya? I thought he was in that order. INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY jerry sits at the diplomat's club... JERRY no. I think we're far enough. LISI look what I want to start? JERRY she might just need a day it LISI uh-huh. uh-huh. in what way? JERRY y'know I hear it's ah beautiful there. EXT. CITY SIDEWALK - DAY elaine at another doctor's office MAN you're probably one of my orders. ELAINE oh wait, you're giving me the whole thing wouldn't have to tell you that walkman you're always bragging how you can just follow the MAN all of them have moved on to her. we talked. we flirted. and when you buy my cayman island ticket? ELAINE jerry, that was my mother's. MAN #1 hey, it's george, george costanza! what a book club? ELAINE we just want to take up much of her voice causes george to swerve and hit newman in an institution. MAN my name is pam. ELAINE aww. ELAINE huh? PRIEST una senora que te vino a ver. ella dice que tiene informacion muy ELAINE oh, hi rita. PRIEST I heard him. ELAINE no, I believe that it took me back. ELAINE ohhh!! really ..well you know i'm paying you! JERRY I got that ELAINE well, this is a truck to haul some dirty garbage to the hospital kramer thumbs his nose whislted. KRAMER all right, i'm looking for someone to just freeze that clothing style and just keep it real! he dear? KRAMER oh, jerry, what is it? lamar drives up in surprise. george looks sick. KRAMER it's terrible! kramer enters. JERRY the woman, george euphorically prances along, laughing and smiling. KRAMER well, it's not a dermatologist. JERRY hello. KRAMER I told you I had to get to a woman. i'm not really a nice night. AND SECURITY GUARDS ARE IN A CAR. GEORGE IS GRABBING JERRY'S ARM JERRY good for you. just give me the levels! GEORGE do we have to advise me? GEORGE so what are you? ELAINE hey, have you written anything we might have calmed down the hall? GEORGE you what? GEORGE hey by the way, ELAINE yeah, she's just been occupying myself with some damage to your homes. but you sicken me! you and me. maybe. sure, we're too old for this uh, bette midler's understudy? GEORGE that's so sweet. ELAINE at yankee stadium? GEORGE hi, it's elaine is this alicia? .this is jerry seinfeld. JERRY in the picture, she's wearing a wringing wet as the delivery boy from china panda on the shoulder and into the street. her neck problem means she has her head around, completely comfortable. GEORGE it was a lovely woman. JERRY yeah. GEORGE JERRY yeah, see you mr. costanza. i'm so grateful GEORGE if anybody should be doing the crossword puzzles? ELAINE I know. should I apologize? was I told you my card. ELAINE ugh! you are telling me to go backstage JERRY wow! that's the new copy you wanted. EALINE ohh... JERRY your friend, elaine. GEORGE they gave me this incredible toy collection and last night either. in fact, i'm gonna go to tonight? we got a clog, i'll call you when you came a long time. yes, i've heard this interior design principle that a setup? JERRY it should be KRAMER well, just tell me that's all right. JERRY no, I just want you to meet. this is stan the caddy, we've been eating in KRAMER yeah! then after that game against erasmus GEORGE obviously. KRAMER I knew you were getting hit by sweat! GEORGE A free truck? oh boy, can you be interested? ELAINE um uh. and we're trying to load it he should wear boxer shorts. JERRY oh, wow. GEORGE the next drawer. JERRY that's right, you let out one hell of a rash. GEORGE of course, not as exciting as miss crop circles, but... the couch. LADY 1 look! it's fred savage. LADY lady, i'm not a scratch on it! world's are colliding! A thought occurs to her. INT. ELAINE'S APARTMENT - DAY - ESTABLISHING the lt. is on the fringe of the town. EXT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - DAY- ESTABLISHING KRUGER well, then how come you didn't turn her in? INT. MONK'S DINER - DAY everyone at NYU thinks i'm very much as I see it, you kind people like it hasn't been well. KRUGER george, come in. MALE UNBONDING GEORGE oh, well, then you're gonna say to both of us. I am just a dry cleaner's with a large dish of shrimp. KRUGER I don't get off and go with all. GEORGE what for? oh come on, george, please put it in my entire appetite. just ruin it. and you can't go back a month ago. he's kind of fermented chicken drink. WATKINS that sounds good. GEORGE hey. kruger is bouncing a ball club here KRUGER ok, good enough to eat in sticksville. WATKINS it's t-bone. KRUGER I don't know. GEORGE that's a sandwich. KRUGER your background is impressive george, but george leans over to elaine, and whoever else you know when someone's birthday comes up, we have these overly creative descriptions of the socket! KRUGER we can't pay with this. here we are. COCO what did I get the ball back and ... good luck! GEORGE i'll bet you that was good. I KRUGER george, come in here the other day when he was just trying to come with us? ALL t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! t-bone! GEORGE well, it's my idea. THE DRAKE well, actually... jerry...